Chapter 166: Stay away from women and cherish life
Hu Bandit never thought that he was a little white face who was so suave that he could press a begonia with a pear flower, nor did he think that he was a charming man who could sit there and exude the aura of Wang Ba and attract a number of pink butterflies to his arms.
Therefore, for the delicate woman sitting opposite, he naturally did not think that the other party wanted to have a relationship with him, and the other party was either idle and panicked to pass the time with him, or he had a plot against him, as for what was the plot? The old man of the Hu family once told him that the more beautiful women are, the more dangerous they are, they all eat people and do not spit out bones, because beautiful women usually have to try their best to deal with those men who rush to him, so it is not very difficult to train a high-IQ mind.
The delicate woman would not have thought that the bandit had already dissected the reason for her appearance here in an instant and had two completely different answers, her purpose was actually very simple, that is, she wanted to find a relatively low-key position in this boring and confused place to drink a glass of wine quietly, but she didn't expect that this position that she had sat in for a few times was already occupied by someone today, and it was a Chinese man.
Compared with the men in Las Vegas who are either rich or expensive or powerful, he is extremely ordinary, or it can be said to be too bland, and the only thing that makes her feel a little interesting may be that he doesn't seem to have a little ** and impurities in her eyes, such a man is a little strange to appear here, but looking at the cheap draft beer on his table, she is also a little relievedγγγγγγ
The beautiful woman picked up the draft beer that Hu Bandit had just ordered for her, took a sip with the legendary cherry mouth, and then said, "Han Shushu, thank you for the beer"
Hu Bandit smiled and raised his glass: "Hu Bandit, bandit of bandits"
After a brief introduction of the two people, the scene fell into a silent and silent atmosphere, Hu Bandit did not have any gentlemanly demeanor, he was still slowly smoking and drinking, looking up at the performance on the stage in the distance between intermissions, as for the astonishing Han calligraphy and painting opposite, he selectively ignored it, ruling out the possibility that the other party wanted to enjoy the joy of fish and water with him.
So what else can you say? What is there to say?
Han Shushu is interested most of the time looking at the man sitting opposite, compared with the men he knew before, this called Hu Bandit put aside the ordinary dress and mediocre appearance, but more is a rare calm and calm young man under the age of forty, the corners of the mouth are always unconsciously hooked, the eyes are resolute and cunning, is an inscrutable man.
When a woman is curious about a man, there is often a danger signal, so at this moment, Han Shushu took the initiative to talk to a strange man for the first time: "It's not polite to hang a beautiful woman aside, at least you should take the initiative to find some topics, right?"
Hu Bandit reluctantly turned his neck, which was already a little sore, spread his hands and said: "I heard that the price of cabbage in Huaxia has increased almost tenfold now, and it is about the same as pork, but when I was a child, my family was poor and I didn't eat much meat, so I would rather buy meat than spend that unjust money to buy cabbage."
Han Shushu was obviously a little confused by Hu Bandit's extremely jumping thinking, opened his sexy flaming red lips, and said after a long time: "Pork and cabbage, but what does this have to do with you and me sitting here?"
"So, what does it matter to me where you sit if you are beautiful or not? Who stipulates that I must find a topic to chat with you?"
Han Shushu was a little crying and laughing, he couldn't think of such a crooked reason, he was used to the politeness of most men on weekdays, but at this moment her interest in Hu Bandit was even stronger: "I'll give you the next cup of beer, and it will be your reward for talking to me."
The bandit turned his head and took out the few tortured crumpled cash in his pocket, looked at it and said: "It's all said that selling your body is not selling your art, forget it, just drink two cups of kung fu, and talk about what you want to talk about as soon as possible."
Han Shushu leaned on the stool with his arms crossed, as if he deliberately squeezed the two breasts more spectacularly, and said softly in a slightly seductive voice: "Can I eat people?
The bandit smiled bitterly, looked around and said, "You can't eat people, but if you look at the male animals around you, they will eat people."
Han Shushu followed his fingers and looked to the side, and found that the eyes of many men, intentional or unintentional, were drifting over their corners unscrupulously, patting their magnificent chests, Han Shushu said pitifully: "Don't you want to be a flower messenger?"
Hu Bandit took a hard puff of cigarette and sighed: "When I was young, the old people in our village said that women are tigers, and women are beasts of floods, and they have warned me more than once to stay away from women and cherish life, and I have always taken this as a warning."
Han Shushu laughed exaggeratedly, and once again leaned his head to the bandit and said, "Then what am I like?
Hu Bandit nodded affirmatively, and said earnestly: "You are more powerful than tigers and beasts, you are a demon girl, so I will hide as far as my thoughts are, for you, not only can you not be blasphemed, but you can't even look at it from a distance."
Han Shushu sneered disdainfully this time: "Do you think that pretending to be high and playing mystery is the best way to hook up with a woman?"
Hu Bandit blinked, stared at her for a long time and said: "Okay, I admit that I am mysterious, but I don't admit that I am high, and we can't do it if I want to be a ** and want to set up an archway."
Han Shushu smiled and asked, "How mysterious are you?"
Hu Bandit said very seriously: "Actually, I am the God of Gambling!"
Han Shushu couldn't help but spit out the beer he had just drunk in his mouth very gracelessly, coughed dryly a few times, and laughed until tears came out: "Dare to call the God of Gamblers here? How many people in Las Vegas who claim to be the God of Gamblers lost in the end without even their pants and died in the desert outside."
"I'm still wearing pants, isn't it better than the God of Gamblers?" the bandit stood up and gestured
Then he raised his hand and looked at his watch, and said: "In ancient times, there were emperors who smiled for the beauty of the princes, and now I have to sell myself for these cups of red and white things to change my smile, which can be regarded as a good story, but it's time to go to bed, good night."
Han Shushu raised his head and said thoughtfully: "It's hard to fall asleep after a long night, don't you talk about a few cups?"
Hu Bandit strode forward without looking back, waved his hand and said, "Forget it, I'm afraid that I will be eaten by you, a demon girl, if I talk about it again, there will be no bones left."
Han Shushu turned the wine glass in his hand, looked at the back of the bandit gradually moving away, and said with a smile: "Tang Seng is much more handsome than you, but it shouldn't be as delicious as you"~