Chapter 646: Escape from the Order
The little monk was unconvinced when he heard this, it didn't taste good, you were all smack! liar! big liar... Beat tofu... The Buddha forgave the sin, and the little monk turned over the anger vow...
"Can I taste it?" the little monk blinked, he just wanted to know what the meat tasted like, since he was a child, the abbot taught him, saying that meat is the most unpalatable thing in the world, let him not eat it, but, why look at the appearance of the master and uncle, this thing is very much!
Ji Guizong raised his head when he heard this, snorted, and didn't know where the sound came from, and then said, "You kid, do you still want to be a monk?
The little monk shrank his neck in fright when he heard this, oh my God, fortunately, Uncle Shi reminded him, otherwise if he was greedy and got meaty, then... Isn't it true that a monk can't do it like his uncle and ancestor? No, no, absolutely not.
"That's... I think the noodle soup is also quite delicious. Saying that, the little monk lowered his head and ate noodles honestly, maybe a few years later, the little monk will be annoyed by today's actions!
I'm sorry why I didn't eat meat in the first place, otherwise I wouldn't have been a monk for the rest of my life, the monk is miserable! I can't be bored anymore, I can't eat meat, I can't take my daughter-in-law, and I can't even scold the street if I want to...
Ji Guizong showed a teachable expression when he heard this, and then continued to nibble on his cock ass triumphantly.
"You see that old man is too good, he eats meat himself and lets his grandson eat noodles..."
"It's just, I've eaten that noodle, and it doesn't taste at all... It's too much..."
At this time, there was a whispering sound in Ji Guizong's ears, and the old man Ji looked at it when he heard it, but it was the two girls who had been in the store since just now who were discussing him, Ji Guizong was not annoyed, but hehe, and then rubbed his hands full of oil mud on his clothes, and brushed his hair again.
"Hey, about?" Ji Guizong threw a teasing little look at the two girls.
The two girls suddenly shuddered, and at the same time, their faces changed greatly, and they ran away in a panic, and the scolding of the two girls could be heard in the distance.
"Old and unserious!"
"Dead pervert!"
"Lustful old man!"
"Hehe~" Ji Guizong's coquettish flick of gray hair, these two girls don't understand aesthetics at all, a man like Uncle I am so stylish, it's rare to see it these days!
"Oops... I didn't check out, hey!" The boss chased out of the kitchen when he saw this, chased after him for two steps, and scolded him secretly, and then turned around and saw the old man Ji and the little monk, his face pulled: "You scared my guests away, what do you say!"
"What do you want us to scare away your guests? Look, we are serious monks! Do we look like bad people!" Ji Guizong blew his beard and glared when he heard this, and then he didn't know what he took out from his arms, and threw it on the boss with a snap.
The boss subconsciously took it, and then looked down, only to see a small book in his hand: a finger Zen Buddhist College graduation certificate...
Nima... The corners of the boss's mouth twitched, I have a special MMP I don't know if to talk about it!
"I don't care if you are a real monk or a fake monk, in short, if you scare my guests away, then you will have to serve the food ordered by the guests at that table! Otherwise, you don't want to leave!" the boss threw the little notebook back directly, and then shouted.
Ji Guizongxin said that if you don't leave, you won't leave, as long as you take care of the food!
Cough... Well, I can't say this if I know Ji Guizong's cheekiness, and Ji Guizong doesn't want to mess with the boss, so he said with a gloomy face: "Well, it's unlucky! Okay, let's say, how much is it?
The corner of the boss's mouth twitched again, Nima, is this a monk? Why hasn't any dirty words left his mouth? Well, the little monk next to me still looks like that...
"Those two girls consumed one hundred and one, and the two of you are ninety-eight in total, and it is not easy to see that you are old and young, just give one hundred and eighteen. The boss was overjoyed when he saw that Ji Guizong was willing to pay the bill, so he thought about it and said.
Yes, in the boss's heart, he has regarded these two goods as the kind of people who specialize in pretending to be pitiful to deceive other people's kindness.
But looking at the dress of the old and the young, the boss said that it is not easy, look at the child who is hungry, and the four bowls of noodles have gone down for a while... No, what's wrong with four bowls?
Perhaps feeling the boss's stunned gaze, the little monk raised his head and smiled shyly: "I can't eat enough..."
"Heh... Hehe... It's okay..."The boss didn't say anything when he saw that the little monk was young, "And this kind of clear soup noodles is not very popular in the first place, and it is easy to make, and it is not worth a few dollars, so just eat it."
"What's that, boss, you get busy, we'll settle the account after we've finished eating in a while!" Ji Guizong interjected, telling the boss to avoid here.
The boss said in his heart, what should I do if I ran away from you? But this could not be said explicitly, so the boss didn't say anything, and silently walked to the side, but his eyes kept looking at this side, and there was a feeling that he rushed over when he saw that something was wrong.
"Ahh I'm full!" The little monk put down his chopsticks, put his hands together, and said Amitabha, and in front of him, a whole ten large bowls were placed there...
As soon as the words fell, Old Man Ji also gnawed the last bone, yes, you read that right, it's the bone, this old guy has already gnawed all the bones.
"Boss checkout!" Old man Ji waved his hand, then took out a handful of change from the socks on his feet, and shouted with great pride.
"Come on!" the word checkout was a natural sound to the boss, and he ran over when he heard the words.
"How much?"
"One hundred and eighteen. ”
"Oh, not much, wait!" Ji Guizong said a word, and then saw the old guy start counting the money: "One fifteen, fifteen, twenty..."
"......" The boss was speechless, and said in his heart that he was really the kind of person who deceived others' love, or how could there be so much change...
"Uncle Shi, there are thieves!"
At this moment, the little monk seemed to have discovered something, pointed to the door, and shouted.
Ji Guizong raised his head when he heard this, and sure enough, he saw a man at the door who was attacking a backpack girl waiting for the bus on the side of the road, and half of the wallet was taken out, no need to ask, this must be a thief!
At that moment, Ji Guizong was furious, and directly slapped the table and got up: "Mida Buddha! How can this be true, in broad daylight, Lang Lang Qiankun, there is such a cunning person! Not even a little girl will be spared!
"In! Uncle Ancestor!" the little monk, no, Xiao Hui can hug his fists with a serious face.
"When you go out, righteousness comes first, today, Uncle Shi will hand you the most important point in the rivers and lakes, that is, do chivalrous deeds! Give it to me!"
"Yes!"
Xiao Hui Neng nodded when she heard this, and then rushed out of the store without hesitation, shouting: "Thief!
Originally, the thief was a thief in this business, don't look at Xiao Hui Neng is so small, but after this voice shouted, the thief's heart instinctively trembled, the secret way is not good, exposed!
Don't look at Xiaohui can practice kung fu, but after all, he is a child, his congenital conditions are limited, and the two little short legs are fast, not as fast as the thief, after all, the thief is an adult, and the leg takes one step, and Xiaohui can take three steps, but Xiaohui can have another advantage, that is, good endurance, after all, children who grew up in the mountains, plus they have practiced since childhood, and it is strange that they have a bad physique.
Ji Guizong saw that although Xiao Huineng was very fast, he could never catch up with the thief because of his congenital physical reasons, so he yelled: "Huineng don't panic!
Before the words fell, the person had already flashed out, in the end it was a grandmaster-level old monster, don't look at a hundred tons old, but this speed is much faster than that of young people, plus some body bonuses, it looks erratic, as if it is about to turn into a phantom and quickly chase out.
As early as just now, Xiao Huineng's shouting not only attracted Ji Guizong's eyes, but also attracted the attention of the shopkeeper, when he saw that there was really someone stealing under the bus stop sign at the door of his house, the shopkeeper did not speak out with the idea that more things are better than less, but silently cast sympathy for the little girl in his heart, alas... Ask for your own blessings...
I don't blame the boss for being ruthless, he also has a reason, it's not that he doesn't dare to take care of it, it's that he really can't manage it, he runs a restaurant, and several members of the family point to his small restaurant to eat, if he stands up and stops the thief's behavior, it's okay, but what about the consequences? At most, people will stay in it for a few days and then pay a fine and come out, but after they come out, who do they hate? They must hate him! People may not dare to come in the open, but what about the secret?
And just when the boss blamed himself for not having the courage to stand out, Ji Guizong's remarks beside him shocked his whole body and mind, looking at Ji Guizong's righteous appearance, the boss was in awe, it turned out that he had misunderstood, the one in front of him was really a master! Look at it! It's rare to see such an ancient master who is hot and fairy!
Look at the speed at which people rush out, kill the world champion in seconds! Look at you, look at the age of others, can they still have such a chivalrous and courageous side, as a young man, don't you feel ashamed? You look at what you are looking at... Uh, well... Alas, why is the money on the table gone, and the luggage that the two monks put on the ground is gone?
The boss looked confused, and then when he came back to his senses, he burst out with a roar of grief and indignation: "I 'harmonize' your uncle!!!"
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