Chapter 863 - That, Is It Okay to Use Newspapers?
A thirty-one-year-old woman, she actually cried like a little girl, and let a sixteen or seventeen little guy comfort her, and this scene was really drunk.
"Husband, can you promise me that you will never leave me?"
Su Qing put her arms around his neck, looked at him pitifully, and said with a sob.
"Hey, hey, I can't never leave you, can I follow you when you go to the toilet?"
Yang Xiaoqian blinked and smiled.
"Poof...... Giggle...... That's right, you'll follow me when I go to the toilet!"
Su Qing burst into tears and laughed.
"Hey, hey, what are you doing?
Yang Xiaoqian looked obscene.
"you! You're disgusting! Can you speak more civilly!"
Su Qing blushed and spat him.
"Yes, I want to follow you to the toilet to see you pee!"
Yang Xiaoqian said seriously.
Hey, hey, it's true that it's much more civilized to use "pee" than to "pee"!
"Poof...... Hahahaha...... Hahaha......"
Su Qing was out of breath when she was amused by him lying on the bed laughing, and the fear in her heart was swept away.
This kid is really a living treasure, although he is lustful and a little perverted, but he is so happy to be with him.
Yang Xiaoqian's purpose was to make her happy, and she was relieved to see her smiling so happily.
"Husband...... You...... You...... Can you come with me to the bathroom?"
Su Qing, who was out of breath laughing on the bed, suddenly stopped laughing, got out of bed with her stomach covered in a panic, looked at him with a red face, and said timidly.
"Damn, eldest sister, I'm just joking and teasing you and saying that I want to see you pee, do you think I'm really so perverted!"
The corners of Yang Xiaoqian's eyes twitched a few times, and he said with a depressed face.
"People...... Aren't people a little relieved, people ...... Please, I'm scared of ghosts out there!"
Su Qing covered her stomach with her hands and said anxiously and shyly.
", big sister, you...... What do you think of me? I'm a pure and serious teenager, and you let me go to the toilet to see you...... It's up to you...... Oh, it's disgusting, I can't even say it, I don't have that much taste for you!"
Yang Xiaoqian was startled, took a few steps back, looked at her vigilantly, and said seriously.
"You...... You...... Burst...... Stinky boy, where do you want to go, people are asking you to accompany me to the bathroom, you are waiting outside, who let you in!
"Hurry up and go with me, I don't dare to go out if there are ghosts outside!"
Su Qing was anxious, shy and funny, and pulled him away.
But when he walked to the door, he was about to open the door and stopped, turned his face and looked at Yang Xiaoqian with an anxious, shy, helpless and helpless face, and said, "I...... I suddenly remembered that I had frequent attacks because of the cold, and I ...... I haven't been here for half a year, and I don't have an aunt's towel at home for a long time, so it's ...... Shall we do this? or ...... Why don't you go out and buy it for me?"
"No, no, no, I'm alone at home when you go out, don't scare me to death!
Su Qing grabbed her hair so hard that she was about to cry.
"I have a way! Well, do you have a newspaper at home? Do you want to make do with a newspaper first?"
Yang Xiaoqian blinked and gave her an idea.
"You...... You...... Burst...... Puff puff...... You're so insane, who did you hear that women make do with newspaper......s when they have periods! You have such a bad idea, don't you?"
"I'll you, I'll be by you sooner or later! Hurry up and accompany me to the bathroom, I'll use some toilet paper to make up first!"
Su Qing laughed angrily, she was almost crazy by this kid, and opened the door and pulled him away.
"Hey, hey
Yang Xiaoqian smiled, casually took out a pack of aunt towels and stuffed them in her hand, turned around and went out, and closed the door.
"Occasionally, the stinky boy actually carries his aunt's towel with him? Oh, what a pervert! What kind of person! No matter, I'll question him later, let's use it first!"
The corners of Su Qing's shocked eyes twitched fiercely a few times, and she was stunned for a few moments, and then hurriedly opened the seal and used it.
Living room.
"Little brute, let me out! You smashed my evil spirit, my master will not let you go! He will definitely send you to the eighteenth layer of hell, so that you will never be able to live beyond the world!"
The little girl's evil spirit has been hit by the "electric arc" sent out by the "Trapped Ghost Array", lying on the ground and unable to move, one after another "electric arc" penetrated its body, continuing to consume its evil spirit, it grinned in pain, saw Yang Xiaoqian come out, and threatened him sharply.
"If your master doesn't come to find Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu will also go to him!"
Yang Xiaoqian squinted at it and said coldly.
"Boom...... Little brute who doesn't care about himself, you're going to die a miserable death!"
The little girl's evil spirit was extremely hard-toothed, and she did not beg for mercy, but laughed wildly.
Yang Xiaoqian knew that the evil spirit controlled by the master swore loyalty, and he didn't plan that it would beg for mercy, just waiting for the evil spirit to be smashed and turned back into an ordinary resentful ghost, and then he would stick a mantra on it to know what he wanted to know.
"Yang Xiaoqian, come in!"
Su Qing opened the door a crack and said in an unkind tone.
Yang Xiaoqian walked into the bedroom and closed the door.
"Yang Xiaoqian, let me ask you, how can you be a big man, how can you carry a woman's aunt towel with you, what is your use?"
Su Qing sat on the edge of the bed, squinted at him and asked.
"Hey, hey, I went to the supermarket to buy something yesterday, and I was going to buy a pack of tissues, but I didn't see the words on it, and I bought a bag of this kind of thing, and I was reluctant to throw it away, so I had to take it with me as a tissue, but I also opened it and used it, so I let you use it, and there was no waste!"
Yang Xiaoqian smiled and talked nonsense casually.
"Poof...... Giggle...... Big brother, you actually bought your aunt's towel as a tissue, you are really a genius, you don't want to waste it, and you have to use it ...... tissue! You wipe your aunt's towel on your mouth, you are disgusting! Oh, it's disgusting to think about it! Giggle
Su Qing blushed and covered her mouth and giggled.
"Hey, hey, you know I'm a genius, and I'm very good!"
Yang Xiaoqian was not ashamed, but proud, and smiled.
"Shame, shame, shame, thick-skinned, not ashamed!"
Su Qing shaved her face with her fingers like a little girl to shame him.
Yang Xiaoqian's heart was agitated by her cute little appearance, and suddenly he pounced on her like a hungry wolf with a smile, threw her on the bed, pressed her under him, and kissed her.
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(End of chapter)