Chapter 880: Isn't This a Ghost?
"What's so uncertain about this has been lost for decades. Liang Kun looked at Xu Duan's virtue and doubted whether Xu Duan would still sing Taiping lyrics, but after studying for a long time, he really couldn't believe that Xu Duan could sing Taiping lyrics, this is too obvious, as far as people in the current cross talk circle are concerned, on the one hand, they don't have the opportunity to learn Taiping lyrics, on the other hand, it's also because Taiping lyrics are really difficult to learn, and it's not easy to learn if you can't work hard and have a hard workIn addition, there is no Taiping lyrics for the cross talk at the party, so there is no economic benefit in learning him, and under the accumulation of so many conditions, it is not surprising that Taiping lyrics are on the verge of being lost, which is the same as the ancient lyrics and songs, and no one will naturally learn without economic benefits, so Liang Kun really doesn't believe that Xu Duan can sing Taiping lyrics, it is not scientific.
"Are you sure you are really that Liang Kunliang teacher in the cross talk world?" asked Xu Xuan with a treacherous smile when he heard this.
"Otherwise, you are Liang Kun?" Liang Kun was annoyed by Xu Xuan's question.
"If you are Liang Kun, how can you not even sing one of the four basic skills of cross talk? How is this possible? I can sing as a layman!" Xu Duan deliberately picked himself up as a layman in cross talk, this is the treacherous thing about this product, he is a layman's basic skills in cross talk, Liang Kun is a professional cross talk actor, such a comparison, Emma, no matter how you look at Liang Kun, he looks like a fool who doesn't learn and doesn't know how to do things!
Sure enough, as soon as Xu Duan said this, netizens immediately blew up.
"Let me scratch it, is this Liang Kun really a cross talk actor?
"Who says it's not, this Nima can go on stage without even learning the basic skills, and this cross talk is too easy to mix, right?"
"But what can be said, I only learned today that this Nima is actually one of the four basic skills of cross talk, and all the people I like for so many years are guys who don't learn and don't know how to do it!"
"Blind my dog's eyes, what kind of stuff are these? One by one, they screamed to represent the appearance of cross talk, but the leader didn't even learn the basics of! Isn't this just an apprentice?"
"The truth about the apprentice, it's decisively a thing that was fired from the cross talk industry, this, Nima didn't even learn all the basic skills and ran out to get into trouble, and he fucking wants to represent cross talk, on behalf of your sister, you represent!"
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When Liang Kun saw the discussion of netizens, he suddenly reacted and said what a pit he dug for him, this Nima is purely ruining him, Nima wants to let the goods dig the pit again, and he will really be worthless in the eyes of netizens in minutes, so he hurriedly said: "Can you sing? At this time, Liang Kun said that it was impossible for him to admit that the Taiping lyrics were not lost, because if they were not lost, in the eyes of netizens, he would really be a fool, and it would be needless to say how serious the blow to his image was.
"How could it be? I could have sung. "Xu Xuandao, after the pit is dug, you still want to climb out?
"Then you sing!" Liang Kun was not convinced, he was too unconvinced, what is the matter? You can sing Taiping lyrics, should you sing pop songs? Taiping lyrics are difficult to sing, okay? It's so easy, will you not learn it?
"Tsk, Mr. Liang, aren't you right?" Xu Xuan smacked his lips when he heard this.
"What's not good? If you don't know how to sing, you can say you can't sing!" Liang Kun didn't react for a while, what Xu Duan said was something, and he wanted to quickly squeeze Xu Duan's original form, so he didn't pay attention to it, and he didn't blame him for being so anxious, he was a cross talk actor, Xu Duan squeezed him as if he couldn't do anything, which was equivalent to smashing his job, if he let Ya slip away like this, then he would be embarrassed, he didn't learn the basic skills, how embarrassing it would be to say it?
"Mr. Liang, you... Alas, what do you want me to say, the rules in the cross talk door, if you want to learn how to apprentice, you can at least say a word of please? Xu Duan's grandson is so lacking in virtue, he seized the opportunity and didn't squeeze Liang Kun to death, so he secretly changed the concept in minutes, and changed the theme of the two of them talking to each other about whether the Taiping lyrics were lost, and Liang Kun wanted to learn to sing Taiping lyrics with him, and Liang Kun was so angry that he almost didn't vomit blood.
Liang Kun is really going crazy to be angry by Xu Xuan at this time, this grandson, who is obviously talking about whether everyone is talking about going to school? Who the wants to learn from your grandson? You just don't know how to change the topic, right? Liang Kun gritted his teeth angrily and said: "Learn? I don't talk to you as a layman, right? I said that the Taiping lyrics are lost, and you have to say that they are not lost, what's the matter? Are you talking too much and flashing your tongue and can't sing, so you are looking for a rut?" After all, Liang Kun is in the cross talk circle, he can't say that he can't mix today, can he be casually changed by Xu Xuan?
"Ouch, Mr. Liang, why are you still in a hurry? Alas, okay, okay, then I'll suffer a little bit and teach you. Xu Xuan was about to laugh and cry when he heard this, your sister, let you have nothing to do and make trouble for your buddy, don't bully your buddy, who is bullying? ”
As he spoke, he put the Taiping lyrics he recorded.
Lord Yama is like a man who fishes
It doesn't matter if it's early or late
Take off your shoes and socks last night
I don't know if I mentioned it early this morning
Flower coffin colored wood measuring people's bucket
After his death, only half of the leader remained
Sorami said that the dutiful son laid three cups of wine before the spirit
Whoever sees the dead soul he eats wine
Come empty-handed, go empty-handed
Even if there are thousands of family wealth left, you can't get it
I'm advising you
Take advantage of the breath on your chest
Accumulate some virtue, repair some good, and earn money for some people
There are two versions of the persuasion party, one of which is included in the "Encyclopedia of Traditional Chinese Cross Talk" , One is Guo Degang's version, Xu Duan sings this is one of Guo Degang's versions, in fact, there is not much difference from the other version, but there is no problem with this paragraph to be sung seriously, it is to persuade people to learn well, but in addition to the previous Xu Xuan said that he sang to Liang Kun to listen to it, it changed its flavor in minutes, you look at his words, take advantage of the breath in his chest, accumulate some virtue, repair some good, for a little people, how does this Nima look like a girl specifically scolded Liang Kun for his lack of virtue, Liang Kun is not stupid, this listening to it almost blew up his lungs in minutes.
Liang Kun understood what Xu Duan sang, but stayed there, because Xu Duan was really singing the Taiping lyrics, but how could this be possible? What kind of thing? I can't sing Taiping lyrics as a professional cross talk actor, how can he learn it as a layman? Liang Kun looked stupid at this moment, this is not scientific! Where the hell did you learn it? You fucking beat chicken blood, you can even do this!
Sensei said that Liang Kun, even those anonymous diving cross talk actors who were looking for trouble with Xu Duan with him and even some onlookers who watched the matter were also confused at this time, all of them looked incredulous, because no one thought that Xu Duan would really sing Taiping lyrics, no wonder, to be honest, Taiping lyrics are really on the verge of being lost, and the two so-called people in the cross talk circle who can sing Taiping lyrics can only sing one or two short paragraphs, and the real rap is complete, there is no one, Xu Duan suddenly came up with a serious Taiping lyrics, this Nima is not a ghostWhere did he come back?
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