Chapter Thirty-Seven: Attack on the Gherkin
Okay! I'll go! For the sake of my life!
Thinking about it, Lin Tian drove to the vegetable market, bought fifty kilograms of cucumbers, threw them in the trunk, and prepared to go to the university to implement the system's death plan...
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"Stop, sir, no driving on campus!"
As soon as he came to the school gate, the security guard at the school gate stopped Lin Tian.
Lin Tian pouted, fortunately the buddy was prepared, at that moment, Lin Tian took a cigarette from the co-pilot's seat and handed it to the security guard,
The security guard frowned, immediately put on a smiling face, accepted Lin Tian's cigarette, and sneakily approached Lin Tian's car window, "Brother, you have to hurry up!" said and opened the door~
Lin Tian made an OK gesture with his hand, drove the car to the downstairs of the girls' dormitory, straightened his head in the car, opened the car door coquettishly, got out of the car and whistled lightly at the female students who were curious to look at this side.
Lin Tianle withdrew his gaze from the female student's lap, turned around, opened the trunk, took out the box containing cucumbers from inside, and howled in his throat: "Come! Take a look! Ladies and gentlemen, are you still bothered by living with your boyfriend? Are you still lonely and unbearable without your husband? Come and buy cucumbers! You can eat them! You can use them again! You can take them for just one yuan!"
Cough... Don't ask me, Lin Tian is so familiar with the wool business! Haven't you ever seen pork and never seen a pig run?
Listening to Lin Tian's shouting, the female students were still very curious at first, this person who came in a car didn't look like a person with no money? Why did he still come to sell cucumbers? However, the more he listened to it, the more speechless he became, in this era of information explosion, who could not hear what Lin Tian's words meant? If they really couldn't hear it, then there were only two possibilities, one was pure and the other was pretending...
Therefore, when Lin Tian finished shouting, many female students took a sip with a blushing face, staring at Lin Tian's face and secretly scolding hooligans...
Looking at the female students around him, although they were all delicate and cute, Lin Tian was a little anxious, why didn't he come to buy it!
"That kid! This is the girls' dormitory!Who asked you to come in and sell things?!" Well, the female college students didn't attract it, but they attracted the aunt in charge of the building, and I saw the aunt in charge of the building copying a feather duster, and rushed towards Lin Tian angrily, like a tiger descending the mountain, and like a dragon returning to the sky...
Cough... What a momentum! Lin Tian shrank his neck and thought in fear.
Seeing that the aunt rushed to Lin Tian, she was about to bombard people when she lifted the feather duster, Lin Tian hurriedly took out a handful of money from her pocket, didn't count it, and stuffed it directly into the hands of the aunt in charge of the building.
Auntie was stunned for a moment, and felt the thickness with her hand, I'll go! It's a lot! It's almost time to catch up with my three-month salary!
At that moment, the aunt immediately changed her pleasant face and said with a smile: "Little brother, I have to change shifts in three hours..."
After speaking, as soon as she turned around and was about to leave, the aunt was stunned, as if she remembered something, and turned around and took two cucumbers and rubbed them on her body, and the machine was lost by a third in one bite...
Looking at the back of the aunt leaving, Lin Tian had already scolded in his heart, he understood what the aunt meant, that is, he still had three hours to go, and the aunt would have to change shifts with others in three hours, and what made Lin Tian angry was that he ate the cucumber of labor and management not to mention the money... Uh, it's strange, why is this sentence so cold?
But when it should be sold, it will be sold, and then it is shouted again: Come and buy it! After this village, there will be no more such shop! One dollar! You can't buy it and suffer a loss, and you can't buy it and be fooled! Just take it for one dollar!"
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Liu Yue and her friend Liu Lili hugged the book and talked and laughed at self-study, since the person gave him a sum of money, his father has been treated, the pressure of life is much less, and she has returned to school, because she has to take care of her father, so her homework has fallen a lot, today she worked hard for another day, made up for the missing homework, and walked to the dormitory with her friends, oh my God! What did she see? It was him! It was the person who saved him but didn't say anything! Another person she thought about for a long time! It's just, what is he doing?
Liu Yue walked in and saw Lin Tian holding a cucumber and pulling a female classmate to sell her cucumber endlessly, feeling that her face was so hot, how could her benefactor do such a thing?
Liu Yue was thinking about whether to go up and say hello, but if she really went, what should she say? Liu Yue was thinking about it, but the good sister next to her was amused by Lin Tian's words, and said that this person is interesting,
"Yue'er, I'm going to give that handsome guy a show! Maybe you'll take a fancy to me!"
Liu Yue was taken aback by Lily, she knew that although her friend was a little fatter and a little stronger, she didn't expect to be so bold, and she wanted to stop it at the moment, but Liu Lili had already run in front of Lin Tian.
Lin Tianzheng pulled a female classmate with a cucumber and said that his mouth was dry, and suddenly a wall appeared in front of him.
I saw the fat girl pat Lin Tian on the shoulder, almost didn't stumble Lin Tian, picked up a cucumber with a smile, and said fiercely: "I'll buy a few and try it! Handsome guy, leave a phone call..."
Lin Tian, who was already disheartened, lit up when he heard this, looking at how the fat girl looked good-looking, with big eyes and small mouths, thick thigh-thick arms and legs of the water tank... Eh, this girl looks pretty good, it's just... Kindness... It's a little bigger...
"Ahem... There is no need for a phone call..."Taking the fat girl's one-yuan coin, Lin Tian lowered his head and said brightly.
"Why, I think I'm fat, are you guys all from the Appearance Association, I'm ugly, but I'm gentle!" said the fat girl, very unhappily.
"No, no, no, you're not ugly, you're fat... "Lin Tianyi covered his mouth, how did he tell the truth?"
"Cut! The old lady still doesn't like you!Yue'er!Go! Eat cucumbers today!" The fat girl cut and didn't care, for her, if she cared so much about others, she would have been angry~
Lin Tian heard the words and looked at the fat girl's eyes, her eyes lit up, her soft shawl long hair and a white dress, what a beautiful girl!
Liu Yue also noticed that Lin Tian was looking at herself, looked at Lin Tian a little helplessly, and said softly: "What happened last time... Thank you... I..."
Before Liu Yue finished speaking, she was pulled away by Liu Lili, leaving Lin Tian in place and wondering, was it the wrong way for me to open it?
If you can't think of it, don't think about it, Lin Tian shook his head, closed the trunk, sat back in the car, and closed his eyes to check the task.
Mission: Coquettishness of God
Contents: Please go to the university building under the women's dormitory to sell 50 kilograms of top-flowered thorny cucumbers to female students, and explain to the buyer that the cucumber is functional, edible and usable!
Note: This quest must be completed once it is opened!
status to complete, congratulations to the host for obtaining the qualification to wear the title of God of Food!
"Wear the title of God of Food!" Lin Tian's heart moved, and a huge stream of information filled Lin Tian's mind, and the materials, methods, heat, knife skills and other fragments of various dishes kept flashing in front of him.
Carefully digesting the experience brought by the title in his heart, Lin Tian wailed constantly, although the title of the god of food gave him peerless cooking skills, it also gave him an unparalleled tongue! It is no exaggeration to say that for any dish, Lin Tian only needs to taste the soup to know the ingredients and methods of this dish!
And what made Lin Tian uncomfortable was, how will he eat in the future? What others do can't look up to! This is different from the Shenhao in my heart! Shouldn't Shenhao be a group of wives and concubines who are like spending money, getting drunk on paper, being rich and rivaling the country's wives and concubines?
Now that I have been given this kind of thing, how will I live in the future when I will reach out for clothes and open my mouth for food!
"You're a turtle and a nouveau riche!" The system's faint voice sounded in Lin Tian's heart.
"Then what is Shenhao?" Lin Tian asked.
"Proud, just, and loveful qualities are all one, simply put, it is full of Big..."
Listening to what the system said, Lin Tian seemed to see what he would look like in the future, and asked happily: "Then when will I become like that?"
"In the next life... According to Uncle Ben's observation, you are a little **** who suddenly has money! it! When will the labor and management complete the task!" The system complained.
It seems that I don't want to be a god, although Shenhao is Nb, but it's too unreal, but the system also has a task?
"System, what's the mission you just said?" Lin Tian asked curiously.
"It's nothing, my task is to assist the host to grow, and when the host grows to a certain extent, I can leave the host to find the next host, but look at your appearance, alas... I don't want to..."The system sighed and said helplessly.
Eh, you have no confidence in labor and management? Lin Tian is furious! Don't bring such a trick!
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Liu Yue returned to the dormitory with Liu Lili, who was holding a few cucumbers, and sat on the bed in a daze, not knowing what they were thinking.
Liu Lili washed the cucumber, saw Liu Yue in a daze, and screamed mischievously in Liu Yue's ear, which startled Liu Yue.
Liu Yue pressed the rapidly beating heart on her chest with her hand, and glanced at Liu Lili angrily, "What are you doing!
Liu Lili grinned when she heard this, took a bite of the cucumber in her hand, and teased: "I didn't expect our school flower of Kyoto University to miss spring~"
Liu Yue's face turned red when she heard this, and she twisted her body and said, "What..."
It was Liu Yue's posture that made Liu Lili stunned, is it right? At the moment, she was even more interested, and she rolled her eyes, was it the little handsome guy downstairs just now?
"Yueyue, you say, do you know that handsome guy?"
"Which one?"
"It's the one downstairs..."
"Well..."Liu Yue lowered her head and played with her fingers, and snorted faintly...
Liu Lili's eyes lit up when she got the answer, and the fire of gossip in her heart was burning...
At the moment, she pestered Liu Yue and asked her to tell her how she met Lin Tian, but Liu Yue had no choice but to tell how Lin Tian helped her...
After listening to Liu Yue's explanation, Liu Lili first sighed that Lin Tian was a good person, and then felt that since Lin Tian had done such a dirty thing today and felt that Lin Tian was profitable, she was very entangled for a while...
But she didn't know that her friend Liu Yue was even more entangled in her heart...
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