Life is like a siege.

"Lend me your phone," Scarlet said.

"What are you doing?" the golden doll gave Scarlet her mobile phone, Scarlet used her phone to connect to the Internet, and then searched for 'Golden Order'.

"Look at this," Scarlet broke her phone to the golden doll.

Teachings of the Golden Order:

1. When the creator god created the world, the golden witch was not present. Therefore, all the inequality and good and bad in the world have nothing to do with the Golden Witch.

2. The church of the Golden Order does not need anything, only a portrait of the Golden Witch. Look closely, and you'll see that the Golden Witch is laughing.

3. Dreams are supreme, and having dreams is a very beautiful thing. The Golden Witch loves those who have dreams and have the courage to achieve them.

4, the golden witch is omnipotent, ascending to the sky and the earth, turning stones into gold, moving mountains and reclamation, white bones and muscles, and dead trees and sprouts. The problem is that she is lazy, so don't always try to rely on her, learn to figure it out on your own.

5. The Golden Witch hopes that all her followers will abide by the 'Golden Treaty', of course, if you are not willing to abide by it, you can consider quitting.

The Golden Treaty.

1. We agree that the Faith in the Golden Order will not make you superior, you are still you, an ordinary and ordinary person. Don't tell people out loud that you're my believer, there's nothing to be proud of.

2. We agree that existence is reasonable, and there is no need to force others to believe in Me, nor can we denigrate other sects in any way. I am not a vain god, I don't need you to worship, and I don't need you to force those who don't want to believe in me.

3. We agree not to distinguish people by things other than gender. In my eyes, you are all stupid and ignorant creatures, except that there is a difference between men and women, so you are all equal.

4. We agreed that in the process of realizing your dreams, don't forget to eat and drink well and sleep well, it is a very beautiful thing to realize your dreams, and don't add the shackles of suffering to it. Although we all know that the juice is extra sweet after hard work.

5. We agreed that if you have seen me, don't be complacent or complacent. That's just a coincidence. So, even if I never appeared in front of you, you don't have to blame yourself.

6. We agreed that when you are desperate and have no love, pray to me sincerely. Maybe I'll open up a new path in life for you - just maybe, because I'm a lazy god, you know.

7. We agreed not to do strange things in my name, nor to do those things that violate the law and discipline. If you die, not only will I not save you, but I will also fall into the ground! Remember, the god you believe in is not your mother, and will support you unconditionally. In addition, although the current laws and social common sense are not so reasonable, I still hope that you will abide by them. After all, I'm too lazy to change it.

8. We agreed not to create an extra burden because of believing in me. When someone slanders me, don't pay attention to it, someone will clean him up, you must know that I am not broad-minded, on the contrary, I am very vindictive. But that's all my business, not you.

9. We have agreed, that you may question, what good is it to believe in me—I cannot answer you in general terms, but I may say that I will not take anything from you, so you should not try to take anything from me. If one day you get my favor, believe me, it must have been just an accident.

10. We agreed that I would not limit your preferences, so I would not force what you had to eat, what you could not eat, and I would not require you to pray from 9 to 5. But even so, I have a request. My day of worship is every Monday, don't complain about why it's the busiest and most annoying Monday, because I love to see you guys unlucky (laughs).

The golden doll closed the phone and said in a firm voice, "I want to join the church!"

"Very well, you are now a believer in the Order. You can buy a portrait of the Golden Witch online and hang it in your room to pray for. Remember to buy the genuine one, pirated ones are useless. After that, you can also join some small groups, and everyone will have time to get together to eat, drink, chat, "shrug", and memorize the golden treaty. If you can't accept the terms of the agreement, you can withdraw at any time without any side effects. ”

The golden doll went back to her room, and went straight to the bed, and said to herself, 'It seems that I am still quite suitable for the profession of missionary!!'

The next day, in the morning, in the police car.

"We don't think we have breakfast yet," the ruin girl was a little angry when she got up, so she was a little out of energy at this moment.

"I got up so early, I was still eating and drinking, and I was easy to get sleepy" Valkyrie stepped on the accelerator to death, and the police car that didn't even drive the siren drove wildly all the way.

Valkyrie turned the rearview mirror to look at the two of them (dangerous action, please do not imitate) "You two, who is better?" replied "I'm right."

The Ruins Girl was still a little sluggish, so she didn't pay much attention to it.

"A few months ago, I caught a C-class criminal who stole the heart, and after investigation, it was found that the relationship between the heart-stealing chick and the thief Sobo is not ordinary・・・・・・・" "Do you want one of us to pretend to be a heart-stealing chick and then fish for Sobo" Is the Scarlet Line too difficult?" "How is it possible" The Valkyrie sneered "Sobo is not a fish, just catch it?" My idea is that people pretend to be heart-stealing chicks to steal something from the underworld organization. When the time comes, the person who loses things can't find the heart thief, so he will naturally put pressure on the thief Sobo, and then Sobo will naturally go to find the guy who pretends to be the heart thief, after all, the real heart thief has been caught, and he Sobo has no other way than to find the fake heart thief chick" "That's a good idea, but how do you determine which underworld forces can put pressure on Sobo?" "Heh, it's not for nothing that Sobo is called a 'thief'. A large part of the money he stole was used for welfare, and several orphanages were favored by him. Think about it, how will those desperate underworld forces put pressure on Sobo?" "You're kidding the lives of those children!" "That's why I didn't say it in front of my father, he definitely doesn't agree with this method" "I don't think your boss will agree to it" "In fact, this plan was buried in the cradle by my boss." But I think it's a good idea" "Wow~ You, how did you become a police officer back then?" "Score doesn't recognize me as a good person or a bad person" Valkyrie belongs to the standard executor of justice, as long as she can eliminate criminals, she can do whatever it takes.

"Aren't you in a hurry to find Sobo the Rogue too?" Valkyrie ran a red light "Otherwise, you'll have to wait patiently until Sobo's next move" "Sounds like we don't have a choice" Leaning back in her chair "So where are we going now?" "Find someone who can help us refine this plan - or you'll prefer to call them, Evil Cop"