Chapter 150: The Great Good Man, the Knowledge of Scolding
This palm is a choice made by Song Zhongji, the so-called friend is probably on a distant day, but I don't know if I can wait until that day. [No pop-ups.]
Song Zhongji knew that he would not be able to kill King's Landing, and he would not leave even a minor injury. But despite this, Song Zhongji's seemingly hard blow did not use the mud spear after all.
There is no doubt that Song Zhongji's power bombarded King's Landing, and instead of causing King's Landing to retreat, it caused the arms of rock mud to crack and scatter inch by inch. Because the action of force is mutual. Of course, Song Zhongji was not retreated by the shock, after all, King's Landing would not let Song Zhongji get out of the scope of his protection and be burned to death.
"Do you want me to die, or do you want to die yourself?" In the face of such a slap blow, King's Landing instead hugged Song Zhongji tightly in his arms, "Or do you want us to die together?"
Song Zhongji was struggling desperately, but he bit his lower lip tightly, even if he didn't speak, he was also holding back himself not to cry.
"Don't worry, I will send you back to Mu Yu, you won't die. King's Landing looked up at the top of Juyang Peak, feeling the danger getting closer and closer to him, and immediately made up his mind, and said with an extremely dark expression: "Mu Yu, do you still want to know my secrets? As long as you let her go, I will tell you all the secrets I know, otherwise, when I go out, I will break you into ten thousand pieces." ”
Don't doubt what King's Landing says, whether it's the first half of the sentence or the second half of the sentence, as long as King's Landing is still open-eyed, it will definitely be done. Of course, this mainly focuses on the second half of the sentence, with a strong sense of killing.
However, Mu Yu remained silent, indifferent to the temptations and threats of King's Landing, and even dismissive.
"Lord, it's useless for you to say this, you just scold, the more ugly the scolding, the better, Yi Mu Yu's arrogant character, I will definitely not be able to help it. I don't know when, Ri Tianhao dragged his heavy steps, climbed onto King's Landing's shoulders, and said helplessly: "This scolding is a science, if you don't know how to scold, just keep repeating a sentence." ”
King's Landing was puzzled, what kind of words could bring Mu Yu out, and said, "You say." ”
Ri Tianhao rolled his eyes, obviously he didn't find the right word, and said, "No, that word is too dirty, and Mu Yu may not be able to understand it." After thinking for a moment, he slowly nodded his head and continued: "Well, Lord, you repeat a sentence, repeat the sentence that you most want to scold him, and scold him in a very calm tone, and treat it as if you were telling a very ordinary thing, and you will be angry with him. ”
Jun Lin frowned, and subconsciously glanced at Song Zhongji, just as he noticed that the other party was dripping with tears, and his expression was extremely abrupt.
"Mu Yu, you waste. ”
This was the first line of King's Landing's insults, but there was clearly something unnatural in his tone.
After hearing this, Ri Tianhao immediately rolled his eyes and thought: "This is a scolding subject, it has no technical content at all." ”
"Mu Yu, you waste. ”
This was the second sentence of King's Landing's insult to Mu Yu, and there was some embarrassment in his tone, as if he was afraid of something.
Ri Tianhao closed his eyes, shook his head and said, "Lord, Lord, why are you an idiot in an instant?"
"Mu Yu, you waste...... Thing. It was only the third sentence, and the voice became so low that I couldn't even hear the last word.
Obviously, just relying on the three repetitive nonsense words of King's Landing, it must not be able to provoke Mu Yu, let alone make Mu Yu speak out.
"Mu Yu, why don't you keep quiet, are you still a man?" King Lin scolded to the end, and he was annoyed and angry, "I'm ashamed of you." ”
And the reason why King's Landing couldn't scold Mu Yu was because Mu Yu was not a waste, and he didn't want to speak with his conscience, and secondly, because he couldn't bear it after seeing Song Zhongji, and it was not good to insult him again.
"Lord, is it really okay for you to scold people like this?" Ri Tianhao actually showed a distressed look, looking at King's Landing with tears in his eyes, "Let Lao Tzu teach you how to scold people." ”
"Ri Tianhao, what's wrong with you?" Seeing that Ri Tianhao's expression was wrong, Jun Lin reached out and touched it.
But Ri Tianhao returned to his normal appearance in a blink of an eye, and said, "I'm brewing emotions, and by the way, I will mourn for your previous performance for the Lord." ”
"Lord, I'll teach you the second trick of swearing. Since Mu Yu's kid doesn't speak, you can say it yourself, ask yourself and answer yourself, this trick will definitely work. Ri Tianhao looked proud, and he didn't know what he thought, so he laughed first, "This time Lao Tzu will scold, Lord, you learn a little." ”
King's Landing nodded slightly, then glanced at Song Zhongji again, and said, "Don't scold too badly." ”
Ri Tianhao also glanced at Song Zhongji, and replied helplessly: "Then I'll do my best." ”
After ten breaths in peace, Ri Tianhao began to scold, as if he was telling a story, ups and downs, both true and false.
"It is said that this Mu Yu is a peerless genius of Prison Dragon Island, he looks good, he is a talent, as long as he is a woman, he will be fascinated by him. ”
"Oh, Lao Tzu almost forgot, there are no women on this Dragon Island, and it's not right, it should be that there are no women on the surface, but in fact, it's a golden house. ”
"Mu Yu, he is strong, everyone on the island envies him, and they all wish they could have a good night with him. ”
"Oh, Lao Tzu almost forgot that this island is full of men, yes, it's men on the surface, but it's actually ...... , Lao Tzu is embarrassed to say it. ”
However, after Ri Tianhao said this, Jun Lin looked at Ri Tianhao with a confused face, and his eyes seemed to ask, this is what you call scolding?
Ri Tianhao understood King's Landing's questioning, and directly rolled his eyes, and said: "Lord, you don't understand, this is called wanting to capture and indulge, before scolding him, praise him first, you can't let him have a chance to adapt." ”
However, it is true that as soon as Ri Tianhao said this to King's Landing, he immediately changed his tone, went straight to the topic, and criticized Mu Yu bitterly.
"Mu Yu, you bad boy, you don't think Lao Tzu is praising you, right?"
"How is this possible? Just you, Mu Yu, are purely a bird, and you still want Lao Tzu to praise you?"
"Well, even if Lao Tzu praises you, then Lao Tzu will probably have to read another 800 years of books, and he can almost find a word to describe you. ”
"What words are you going to use? What do you say about beasts?"
"No, how can you describe it as a beast? It's an insult to a beast. ”
"Mu Yu, wait a minute, let Lao Tzu think about it, what words to use to praise you?"
"I thought of it, how about praising you with a well-dressed beast?"
"Behold, what about you, at first you made a bet with my lord, but then you sent men to follow you and rob things. But who are you sending badly, you have to send Song Zhongji?"
"Let me tell you, that day in the black D, a huge stick let my lord know the truth, it turned out that you sent a woman to my lord. ”
"No, no, it's not a stick, it's an egg, it's a huge egg...... No, the egg is not in D, it is in the extreme Y. ”
"Oh, the land of the pole Y, the fire of the pole yang, the harmony of the Y yang, men and women, watering the fire trees and silver flowers, never sleeping. ”
"Lao Tzu knows, Mu Yu, you are doing good deeds, you think of words, it is definitely a good word, great good man, how about it?"
"I said a great good person, but since you are a great good person, why don't you be good to the end?"
"Your kindness, my lord would have returned it to you a long time ago, if it weren't for Song Zhongji...... No, if it weren't for Song Qiuning's face, your great benevolent person would have been chopped up by my lord a long time ago. ”
"Now let you take Song Qiuning out of the four anode flame arrays, your mother's bastard doesn't even speak?"
"Don't think we don't know you're watching us?"
"The smell of ingratitude on that body has long since wafted in, and your mother's smell really stinks. ”
To be honest, I really don't scold people like Ri Tianhao, I can't stop talking in one breath, and every sentence captures the artistic conception. But despite this, King's Landing looked at Ri Tianhao dumbfounded, not knowing what Ri Tianhao was saying, let alone why he said it.
Could it be that this is the science of swearing?
(End of chapter)