Chapter Seventy-Nine
There are still three people in Chang Xianzhang's "private school", he, Hong Yanwu and Chen Liquan. The pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info just because of Chen Deyuan's maintenance, it is more convenient and bold for him to teach the two children.
In essence, Chang Xianzhang actually prefers the mentality of the old-style literati. Because he could feel that Chen Deyuan really valued him and knowledge, although he didn't have any thoughts of "seeing the death of a confidant", he couldn't help but have some impulses of "Yu Boya fell to the piano and thanked his bosom friend".
Therefore, he decided to teach the two children something really useful, so he added mathematics lessons to them, and at the same time began to teach them some ancient literature.
It's just that he is a little underestimated that these two children are very picky in class. Don't look good in mathematics, but they have obvious resistance to ancient texts, and their learning progress is also very unsatisfactory.
For example, teach a simple three-character scripture, Hong Yanwu can obviously memorize and read, but this kid just gives you a mouth full of firewood.
Originally, it was "at the beginning of man, nature is good", but he had to read it as "at the beginning of man, he became a group". is obviously "Gou does not teach, sex is migration", but in his mouth, it has become "The dog doesn't bark, I'll pick it up". Even if Chang Xianzhang stared at his big eyes and said that his lips were wooden, this kid would still fill you with garlic, not to say that he couldn't remember it himself, and he couldn't figure it out.
Chang Xianzhang was impatient and trivial, but he thought of Chen Deyuan's goodness, so he pressed his temperament. He understood that Hong Yanwu was deliberately making trouble, in a vain attempt to avoid the study of classical Chinese. So when he was angry, he also called this kid hard, and he had to teach these words, or it would be endless!
"The beginning of man...... The beginning of man...... At the beginning of the ...... of people, Chang Xianzhang stared at Hong Yanwu word by word and repeated to him, but when he didn't know whether it was fifty or fifty-five times, he said it instead. A bald lur, "at the beginning of people, gathered into a group" came out.
"Teacher, I remember, it's a group!"
Hong Yanwu can be regarded as grasping the handle, and he jumped up with joy.
"I said I read it right, I'll tell my parents when I get back. At the beginning of the people, they gathered into a group, as the teacher said! As soon as the people came out, they looked at it and drank it, like a kitten, and they gathered together. ”
Chang Xianzhang didn't dare to laugh loudly, but wanted to cry. He was so sorry for himself, he was even tired and sweaty, and he made such a result. If this kid wants to go back to school, what's going on!
Seeing that Hong Yanwu was really "unteachable", Chang Xianzhang didn't bother to take care of him, so he angrily let this kid "roll" to another room and come to teach Chen Liquan alone.
Don't look at Hong Yanwu, although he is a bastard and heartless dog, Chen Liquan is a good boy who works hard. He has always been learning from Chang Xianzhang seriously, and he usually doesn't talk much. It's just that he really doesn't have a talent for ancient texts, so he really can't remember them.
Because when Chang Xianzhang finally taught him to learn the three-character scripture, when he taught him "Mulan Ci", he found that he couldn't pass this level even if he was alive or dead.
That time, Chen Liquan claimed that he returned home yesterday and spent the night with Mulan, but when it was time to endorse, he was still at a loss.
This little boy leaned his neck and observed the ceiling for a long time, but it was just "chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp...... chirp like a chicken, and there was no follow-up for a long time.
Chang Xianzhang was so angry that he squatted the teapot on the lectern and glared at him.
As a result, Chen Liquan was in a hurry, shrunk his neck like a jar, and really squeezed out a sentence, "Chirp chirp, Mulan gives birth to chicks......"
Chang Xianzhang's face became very ugly at that time, and he couldn't help shouting angrily, "Stand outside the door!"
Although Chen Liquan was aggrieved, he didn't say a word, he left the house with his mouth open, and stood obediently in the corridor outside. And this kid is honestly surprising, because he knows that the teacher is angry that he didn't memorize the book. Therefore, he continued to try to recall "Mulan Ci", and he still kept chanting "chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp......"
As a result, it didn't take long for the entire corridor to "chirp" out of the neighbors at home.
Because the neighbors came to ask Chen Liquan what he was doing to learn chick crow in the corridor, Chang Xianzhang could only sigh helplessly, "Quanzi, you better come back, don't chirp again......"
To be honest, Chang Xianzhang really didn't expect it to be so difficult to teach some classical Chinese, he saw that the two children were really not talented in ancient Chinese, so he completely destroyed this spirit, and didn't care about anything serious or not. Since the ancient Chinese language is not good, he changed the Chinese class back and returned to the original model of storytelling, novels and villain books at the same time. Unexpectedly, this was a good thing, Hong Yanwu and Chen Liquan actually recovered by leaps and bounds again.
In this regard, Chang Xianzhang couldn't help but sigh sincerely, it was really "a side door, each with its own set". For the qualifications of the two of them, this diligent person, if you go to worship a master who makes comments, you will be able to become a teacher and appear on stage in two years. He simply felt a little sorry for the music industry in the capital, he really scattered two pieces of jade materials in vain, isn't this a waste of materials!
Anyway, let's talk about it briefly. Since then, "Romance of the Two Han Dynasty", "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", "Romance of the Sui and Tang Dynasties", "Xue Gang Anti-Tang", "Yang Jiajiang", "Zhongyi Water Margin", "The Legend of the Ming Heroes" ...... This book of romance commentaries with villain books, Chang Xianzhang told them to the two children one by one in historical order. In the meantime, it is not only literacy, but also a lot of geographical and historical knowledge.
After experiencing such popular social events as "welcoming the comprehensive victory of the movement," "severely criticizing the 'mule raising allowance,'" "the capital's market will always be 'booming in purchase and sales,'" "the completion of the Nanjing Yangtze River Bridge," and "we also have two hands, and we don't eat idle meals in the city," before the winter vacation, Hong Yanwu and Chen Liquan's language proficiency and literacy range had already surpassed the level of the sixth grade of primary school.
Although the three-character scripture is mentioned, Hong Yanwu still "gathers into a group". But in addition to this, during this time, he also learned a lot of other things from Chang Xianzhang.
For example, he has a talent for Russian. After listening to it only once from Chang Xianzhang's mouth, he easily memorized the smooth passage composed of simple Russian words.
"Ya" is me, "De" is you, "Kolundashi" is a pencil, carrying "Su Muga" (school bag) on his body, and "Koniga" (book) in his hand......
It's a pity that diplomatic relations with the Soviet Union have already been broken off at this time, and "Big Brother" has also become "Su Xiu", so although Chang Xianzhang discovered Hong Yanwu's Russian talent, because he felt that it was useless, he only occasionally taught him a few words.
Unexpectedly, after a few days of studying, Hong Yanwu could even say some more tongue-twisting Russian phrases, such as "self-spicy Stwei" (hello), "Da Die Vidania" (goodbye), or "Ratwas for borrowing" (nice to meet you). Although it is not a special standard pronunciation, at least the dulu is far more beautiful than Chang Xianzhang.
For another example, after Hong Yanwu listened to the Soviet songs sung by Chang Xianzhang, he was able to touch the bypass and tamper with the lyrics himself. The song "Katyusha" was first changed to "Stewed Radish" by this kid.
It's strange to say that this kid relied on his sweet potato skin-like literary foundation, and he actually showed a bit of crooked talent. Because the lyrics were changed to be vivid and interesting, and full of Russian style, in the end, even Chang Xianzhang could sing it.
"Buy four radish, cut it, cut it, chop it, put it in the pot, gurgle, there is no peppercorn, just drop a few drops of vinegar, the acid is not pulled, just drink it together......"