Chapter 38: The Monkey Invites the Tease
Did she take the wrong medicine?
You want to go clubbing with Lin Yu and Wang Renmeng, two scumbags?
Lose your marbles!
Just now, he also harmed a cloud and a little snow, and now there is another widow Yun.
What a despicable means this demon has used!
"That, Teacher Zhuge , are you serious?" Wang Renmeng looked at the widow Yun with some apprehension, it was not that the sword man was timid, but he had been repaired a lot before, and he had made a psychological shadow.
"Of course it's true, don't you want to invite me?" asked Zhuge Yun with a hint of threat.
"Please, of course please!" Wang Ren scowled.
"Okay, then it's decided so happily, I'll treat you tonight!" Zhuge Yun said, glancing at Lin Yu with deep meaning.
Doesn't it mean that if you don't have a relationship, you won't help?
Widow Yun is still very confident in her beauty and attractiveness, and she doesn't believe that she can't take Lin Yu, a stinky kid.
However, Lin Yu refused very cooperatively: "I want to go to you, I will go home at night and hug my wife to sleep." ”
"Sleeping with your wife, Brother Yu, when did you have a wife, I don't know. The swordsman was stunned for a moment, and looked at Lin Yu with a gossip on his face: "Is it Yun Qianxue?"
Lin Yu shook his head: "No!"
"Awesome, the red flag at home does not fall, and the colorful flags flutter outside!Brother Yu, my admiration for you has exceeded the upper limit, and the quantity is about to change qualitatively, Nima, what if I fall in love with you?" Wang Renmeng said very exaggeratedly.
Lin Yu was cold, raised his leg and kicked this guy: "Get out, your true love is behind!"
"You" widow Yun was stunned for a moment, she didn't expect this guy to be so faceless, and he even pulled out a wife~ it!
The first attack was declared a failure.
"Forget it, another day. Widow Yun took a deep breath, she was rejected for the first time, and she was really a little unaccustomed.
"Ladies and gentlemen, it has been more than two years since we entered the school, and the class has not organized a group activity, so I decided to go on an outing to Qingyuan Mountain this weekend!"
As soon as the widow Yun's words fell, the class began to agitate.
"Outing! Is the teacher two days?"
The widow said with a smile: "Yes, on Saturdays, Sundays, and two days, the fee will be deducted from the class fee, and the teacher who is not enough will make up for it!"
"Wow, long live the teacher!" As soon as these words came out, the whole class became excited.
The whole class spent the night in Qingyuan Mountain for two days, which was exciting to think about.
A group event like this is a rare life experience for this group of young men and women.
"Can I bring my family with me?" asked someone Lian.
The widow Yun smiled and said, "Yes, but the family members pay for it!"
"Then, teacher, can you ask for leave?" Lin Yu asked with a grin.
Widow Yun's face turned dark: "Can't!"
"Brother Yu, how do I feel that something is not right, Widow Yun seems to have specially organized this outing for you. Wang Renmeng looked at Lin Yu with a playful expression, and whispered in a low voice: "No, Brother Yu, although you are a little more handsome than me, you won't make the beauties cry and shout and pounce up, right?" ”
"Brother's charm can only be discovered by stunning beauties, and you can't feel it. Lin Yu smiled.
Wang Renmeng looked at Lin Yu with a sad face: "Brother Yu, can we still be good friends happily?"
Lin Yu: "Get out, you slut!"
After the widow Yun explained the weekend outing, the bell rang for the end of class.
"Let's go, Brother Yu, I'll go to the restaurant on the second floor for lunch, I'll have a treat!"
"How about inviting me too?" Zhuge Yun, who had not yet walked out of the classroom, looked at the slut king with a smile.
"Okay, Teacher Zhuge can appreciate his face, that's the glory of a student, right, Brother Yu~" Wang Renmeng held his "true love" Panpan with one hand, and winked at Lin Yu.
"Anyway, you're in for a treat, I don't care. Lin Yu shook his head.
This widow Yun really relies on herself, and she can't get rid of it.
The widow Yun Yan smiled, and left the classroom with Lin Yu and the others in the surprised and regretful eyes of the classmates.
Now, they understand that the goddess-like teacher Zhuge has been trapped by this scumbag.
As soon as Lin Yu walked out of the teaching building, he saw that his sister-in-law Yun Qianxue was already waiting there.
I was just about to walk over, but suddenly I heard a snort.
Lin Yu flew by.
A puddle of blood-red liquid pounced on the widow Yun beside her with unmistakable accuracy.
The widow was stunned for a moment, wiped her face, and looked down to see that her face was full of blood-red viscous liquid.
"Black dog blood?"
Lin Yu turned his head and saw that on the fork in the road next to him, a young man in a white shirt with a bodyguard of Bai Xiaoju Ah Xiong, and a thin old man wearing a gray Taoist robe and holding a peach wood sword, and the young man in the shirt was holding a glass bottle that was still dripping with blood.
"Hahaha, Teacher Zhuge and people treat you as a monster, what about the black dog's blood splashing you!" Lin Yu couldn't help it, and smiled very unkindly.
Zhuge Yun glared at Lin Yu angrily.
This bastard, people are obviously splashing you, but you hide quite quickly, take me to the top bag.
What about a man's mind, what about a gentleman's demeanor?
"Bai Xiaoshou!" Zhuge Yun was covered in black dog blood, like a crazy woman, gritting her teeth and looking at Bai Xiaoshou, she couldn't be angry with Lin Yu now, so she could only point the finger at Bai Xiaoshou.
"Teacher Zhuge , misunderstanding, misunderstanding!" Looking at Zhuge Yun who was filthy, Bai Xiaoshou was startled, how could he provoke this female demon.
"I'm not targeting you, I'm going to splash Lin Yu, this scumbag, he, he's possessed by evil spirits!"
"Possessed by evil spirits?" Zhuge Yun looked at Bai Xiaoshou, and his whole body trembled with anger.
"Yes, otherwise, how could he let Brother Xiao Ju's bodyguard turn back, how could he make Liu Feng lose his mind, how could he make Yun Qianxue fall in ......love" Bai Xiaoshou explained again and again: "I specially invited the master of Maoshan to come here to exorcise the spirit, this black dog blood was originally prepared for it, but I didn't expect it to be splashed on Teacher Zhuge , I, I really didn't mean to." ”
"I'll go, Brother Yu, you won't really be possessed by evil spirits, right?" Hearing what this guy said, Wang Renmeng was also stunned, and the little beauty next to him was even more frightened and hid behind him.
"Hehe, good, good, exorcism, right? You drive one to me now, I can't drive it away, see how I clean you up!" Zhuge Yun laughed angrily, she knew very well that Lin Yu was not possessed by an evil spirit at all.
But he's a demon more powerful than an evil spirit, and a demon without gentlemanly demeanor!
"What are you doing in a daze, don't do it quickly!" Bai Xiaoshou shouted at the Taoist priest beside him.
"Bai Shao, don't worry, Poor Dao will cast a spell to exorcise demons!" said the thin Taoist priest, waving his peachwood sword, chanting words in his mouth, and a dark red charm was clamped between his fingertips.
"Haste as a law, exorcism!"
Sou~
Boom!
Fu Seal flew back upside down, turned into a small fireball, and smashed it on the Taoist priest's head, instantly burning his hair and beard.
"You, you~" The thin Taoist priest looked at Lin Yu in astonishment: "You're not ......"