I drank too much today, and the update is more noisy, forgive me. But #5 is still repeated, don't read it.

"Land Immortals... Land Immortals... Tsk..."

On the way back, Lin Tian drove the car, and kept repeating the word "land fairy" in his mouth, and in the end, his mouth was slurking, "Guys, the more I chattered, the more I felt that this word was full of words!

"Alas, system, what realm am I in now?" Lin Tian asked again.

"The small shrimp in the rivers and lakes is commonly known as the third-rate master. The system said lightly.

"What's that?"

Lin Tian's eyes widened, and he was not happy when he heard it, and then said with an unconvinced face: "I can beat two of them congenitally!"

"That's because in the real world, there is no such bug-like existence as internal force, if you put aside the internal force and just fight the moves, you will lose very badly. "The system seems to be forever interpreting what it means to be unceremoniously, and the words are always so straightforward.

"......" Lin Tian was speechless when he heard it, yes, if he didn't have internal strength, just relying on his tendons and bones, it would be far from enough.

Isn't it true that there is also a dog-beating stick method? It is true, but I have also preached before that although the dog-beating stick method is an external skill, if there is no internal force to urge it, it looks like it is just a little more beautiful, and it has no actual combat performance at all, so I don't mention it.

And Lin Tian also knows how much powerlessness this thing will give people, it's like playing a garbage page game, the same two people, log in to the game at the same time, this is different from the one who did the first rush and didn't spend money...

"System, how can I also experience the addiction of a land golden immortal?" Lin Tian asked in his mind, no way, the four words of this land golden immortal are simply like a kitten scratching in my heart, well, itchy!

"One hundred points is worth it. "The system is concise and to the point, which means that as long as you consume it, the atomic bomb can be treated as a fart by you, believe it or not!

This time, Lin Tian was surprised, didn't he say that he couldn't become such an existence? How could he be? And it was so cheap? There was fraud, there was definitely fraud!

As if he understood Lin Tian's thoughts, the system said: "Don't think about it, if you only rely on yourself, you don't want to be such an existence in this life, but who is Uncle Ben? Uncle Ben is the most awesome system! How can this little thing be difficult for me? As for the cheapness, don't you see clearly that it is a hundred points a minute?"

“……”

Lin Tianxin said sure enough, there was fraud in it! I just said that it was impossible for things to be so cheap with such a forceful place!

"Why are you reading my mind again!" Lin Tian exclaimed angrily! "Oh my head, this is better than reading my mind! Otherwise, how would you know your own thoughts! And... You're getting more and more narcissistic! Also, can you leave some little secrets for labor and management! I'm under a lot of pressure when you read minds like this!

"Hah, mind reading, I didn't!" The system immediately denied it, but the tone was so cheap that it didn't believe it, but what could it do? Who let it be the uncle!

Yes, the system is sure that Lin Tian can't take it, how can he be so presumptuous, and Lin Tian? Endure it~

But then again, a hundred points a minute... Lin Tian said that he was poor and couldn't afford to play, so he gave up this thought, after all, Lin Tian was not the kind of guy who had to say anything on a whim and get this thing.

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"Alas~Beauty~ Miss, check out!" In the hotel, Ji Guizong wiped his mouth after eating and drinking, and shouted.

Although he drank all the wine that Lin Tian brought, he was only drunk, which shows how much this old guy can drink, the spirits that are not much worse than alcohol, and the two-pound wine bottle, this old guy has drunk it all!

However, Ji Guizong is still sensible, but his body can't keep up with his thinking, I believe that many friends have been in this state, and he himself knows that when he met in Pingshui, he rubbed someone's drink for no reason, and it was not bad if they didn't turn their faces directly, how could he settle the bill for him?

If you want to say that Ji Guizong, his life can only be described as wonderful, and he is brilliant in kung fu, but this person has a problem, that is, he is not good at wine, but he is still a hungry ghost in wine, and he can't leave wine!

No way, no one is perfect! No, after Ji Guizong called for the checkout, a delicate little girl walked in.

"Hello uncle, your consumption is a total of two hundred and fifty yuan, this number is unlucky, and you will be charged two hundred and forty-six. ”

The little girl is very polite, after all, she is in the service industry, her temper is not good, and it is impossible to lose her temper directly with the guests, you know, the waiter is in the big hotel, and the salary is just a little bit, and the tone may be a little rushed, and half a month's salary will be gone!

But there is that kind of guest, who drinks a little wine and is bold and courageous, looking like the eldest and my second, and even the beautiful waitress will do something to it, in this case, I advise you, smoke him, it's a big deal to leave without salary!

And this little girl's unfortunate thing is that she met such a one, oh, the one in front of her is, don't look at Ji Guizong's age of more than 100 years, but the spirit of the person, coupled with the vigorous blood of martial arts, so it looks like she is only in her seventies, but even so, this is also the grandfather of this little girl!

However, from the moment the little girl entered the door, Ji Guizong's eyes lit up, and his eyes looked at the little girl's convex and backward body, and his eyes were like looking at a red fruit lamb.

The little girl didn't care much, not unconcerned, she didn't pay attention at all, after all, an old man of this age... Well, it's still straight...

"Hey, hey... The girl is really handsome!" Ji Guizong was happy, and he didn't know what he was happy about.

The little girl smiled happily when she heard this, everyone likes to listen to good things, and besides, it was said by an old man, an elder, the little girl was not deeply involved in the world, so she was naturally a little embarrassed.

The little face turned red and said, "You are laughing, I don't look good." ”

"Alas... Don't be presumptuous!I look at your face, I'm afraid you're blessed~" Ji Guizong pretended to be unhappy and said, and then looked at the little girl's face again and again, and everyone who saw it was a little embarrassed, and then sighed.

The little girl smiled slightly, just as the other party was comforting herself, she was a little girl from a mountain village, although she said that she looked good, and she was full of fantasies about the future, but she didn't ask for anything, for her, it was good to be able to find a good man to marry, male ploughing and female weaving.

Thinking about it, the little girl smiled and then asked, "Do you use a credit card or cash?" ”

"What? still don't believe it, come, I'll show you!" However, Ji Guizong avoided talking about the little girl's words, stared at him directly, blew his beard and said a word, and as he spoke, he directly reached out and grabbed the little girl's hand...

Yes, this restless old guy finally made a shot... Well, the routine is very old-fashioned, the good name is to look at palmistry, in fact, it is special to rub oil!

However, the age of this old man is too deceptive, if it is a young man who pulls the hand of a strange woman, maybe that woman will not hesitate to give him a big mouth, and then scold a pervert, the old lady dares to take advantage of it, but an old man is different.

Therefore, when Ji Guizong grabbed the little girl's hand, the little girl didn't struggle, because she thought that this old 'gentleman' just liked her and wanted to talk to her, after all, the old man was this problem, even in her hometown, some elders in the village might pull her to ask questions when they saw her, so the little girl was not disgusted, but hesitated, after all, she was still at work, if she talked to the other party for too long, it would definitely not work.

But Ji Guizong's kind old man's appearance reminded the little girl of her grandfather who was far away from home... Therefore, the little girl just hesitated, then did not resist, and was still saying in her heart: Well, talk to this very good old man, and then let the old man settle the bill, and go back to work.

However, the little girl's actions just fell into Ji Guizong's arms, no, just grabbed the little sister-in-law's hand in his hand, this old guy couldn't help but pinch it twice, hey! It's very soft, the only fly in the ointment is that the hands are a little rough, it can be seen that this girl has suffered and is a good girl.

After two more strokes, the old man directly turned the little girl's hand over and spread it out, and then began to slowly stroke the other party's palm with his index finger, and began to talk nonsense in his mouth: "Look, this is your lifeline, yo! It's very long, if you are your girl who lives a long life... This is your fortune, well, although it is not said to be rich and expensive, but it is more than less than the above, talking about your love line, tsk... You girl..."

Listening to Ji Guizong's well-founded and serious nonsense, this little girl was stupid... Then, she believed... Then he began to consult Ji Guizong with sometimes worries and sometimes joys, but why... As everyone knows, what really feels cool is this old man himself.

Maybe it's because the wine is up, maybe it's because he can't find the north, and in the end, Ji Guizong even said that the little girl will have nothing good in the second half of her life, but the child may have many disasters and difficulties, and most of them will die.

And what about the little girl, who had long been fooled by Ji Guizong and didn't know what her surname was, and when she heard the words, she was naturally in a hurry, so she asked what to do, and then this old man revealed his wolf ambitions...

"Come, turn around, I'll look at the picture behind you. Ji Guizong commanded with a big grin.

"Oh. The little girl didn't think much about it when she heard this, she turned around directly, and before she could feel anything, she felt that someone was pushing behind her and pushed herself directly to the table.

"Get on your stomach!"

Ji Guizong's serious voice came from behind her, and the little girl didn't dare to ask more when she heard this, she honestly held on to the table, then turned her head to look back, and was just about to say something, when she felt that a pair of hands directly pressed her...

"Ahh

Ji Guizong's face was calm, he didn't mean to take advantage of others just now, and said: "Why are you up? I haven't seen it clearly!"

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