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Wang Hao turned his head a little sideways and asked impatiently. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

A fat white face came over, if it weren't for the nose and eyes above, Wang Hao would still think that this was someone's ass?

"You're Wang Hao, Brother Hao, right?"

Wang Hao was shocked, patted his heart and said, "Who are you, you're so scared to death!"

A very obscene fat man said: "Brother Hao, my name is Xiao Cheng, get to know me!"

As the saying goes, reach out and don't hit the smiling person. Although this fat man smiled very obscenely, but people were also kind, and Wang Hao naturally couldn't refuse.

"Of course, you have something?"

Seeing that Wang Hao came down, Xiao Cheng's face was about to laugh.

"Brother Hao, I heard that you are very cheating on picking up girls?"

Wang Hao nodded, and replied proudly: "General, the third in the school." In the midst of thousands of flowers, not a single leaf touches the body!"

"Brother Hao, I want to chase a girl, can you teach me two tricks?"

Wang Hao was stunned when he heard this, and said, "Eh, this, I'll talk about it in the future, I'm going to sleep now!"

"Wow, 'I'll talk about it later', Brother Hao is a cheat, worthy of being a beauty killer and the king of the peak. Taizong is right when he says that practice is the only criterion for testing the truth, and only practice ......"

Wang Hao didn't expect the thoughts of these two goods to be so dirty, so he immediately reread what he just said: "I'm talking about it later!"

Xiao Cheng stared at the innocent little eyes, and said seriously: "It's the future, the first day, the first day......"

"Day, your uncle. Shut up, Xiao Cheng, your whole thing is a capital "dirty" word. When encountering such two goods, Wang Hao couldn't help but burst into foul language.

Xiao Cheng was also obedient, and quickly covered his mouth with his hand. Then, he whispered again: "Yes, yes, yes, this matter should be low-key, quietly enter the village, don't shoot!"

If it wasn't the time for class, Wang Hao really had the urge to throw these two goods out.

"Alright, don't talk about this uselessness. I'll sleep now, help me watch the teacher!"

"Brother Hao is dedicated, he picks up his sister during the day, and he has to work hard at night, I must ...... in the future"

"Bang dang!" Before Xiao Cheng could finish speaking, the stool under his buttocks suddenly lost his center of gravity and fell heavily to the ground.

This movement was a bit big, and the old professor who was talking about the history of Chinese characters couldn't help but look at him angrily and asked, "That classmate, what's wrong with you?"

Without waiting for Xiao Cheng to answer, Wang Hao raised his hand and replied first: "Report to the teacher, Xiao Cheng is preparing to take the postgraduate entrance examination, serve the country, and save the world." Excessive use of the brain, too much pressure to study, resulting in the stool can not bear it, so this is finally overwhelmed and directly fell apart. ”

Xiao Cheng smiled awkwardly, looking innocent.

The old professor did not delve further, but pushed his reading glasses and continued to lecture endlessly.

Xiao Cheng saw that the old professor didn't pay attention to this anymore, so he stabbed Wang Hao with his elbow again.

Wang Hao was impatient, and glared at him sideways: "Wow, fatty, what do you want to do, disturb my sleep again, believe it or not, I'll kill you?"

Xiao Cheng was not angry, and smiled mysteriously: "Brother Hao, show you a good thing!"

Wang Hao was so sleepy by the fat man that he couldn't sleep, and when he saw what he said solemnly, he casually asked, "What good things?"

"Seeds, Yui Hatano, Maria Ozawa, and *** Collector's Edition!"

As he spoke, the fat man took out his tablet, plugged in his headphones, and handed it over.

The scene that caught his eye stunned Wang Hao.

"Wow, 16g seeds!"

Xiao Cheng looked proud, he lived so big, and the most accomplished thing he did was to collect these 16g seeds.

Just because of these seeds, the former classmates all followed behind his ass, "Brother Cheng, Brother Cheng". He told the world with practical actions that fat people can also be respected!

"Brother Hao, whose seed do you like to see, how about Maria Ozawa, I just read it yesterday, and I'm going to review it today?"

"Okay, whatever!" Wang Hao replied casually, and couldn't wait to pick up the headphones.

However, it was at this moment that tragedy struck.

The headphone jack fell straight out.

"Ya Butterfly, Ya Butterfly, hum and chirp, hey hey ......"

Suddenly, Maria Ozawa's ecstatic voice resounded throughout the classroom. The eyes of all the students also looked over to this side for the first time.

At this moment, the whole world fell silent. The silence of death, estimated to drop a needle, can be heard vividly.

Seeing this scene, Wang Hao was in a hurry, pushed Xiao Cheng away, and reprimanded him with righteous words: "Classmate, how can you be like this?"

"Your parents worked hard for you to study and go to university. Are you worthy of your parents, worthy of school, worthy of the country, worthy of preparing classes day and night, worthy of me?"

"Why don't you speak, and you're still a little ashamed, do you know that you're wrong, what's wrong?"

Xiao Cheng looked confused, and looked at Wang Hao in a daze.

"Brother Hao, it's obviously your ......"

Wang Hao's face was serious, and he said righteously: "Don't call me Brother Hao, don't hurry up and apologize to ***!"

The old professor who didn't know why pushed his reading glasses, glanced at Wang Hao carefully, and corrected: "This classmate, my surname is Li, not Cang!"

Wang Hao smiled apologetically and said, "Oh, it's Mr. Li, look at my memory." Yesterday, I stayed up all night brushing up on the questions, and my head was confused!"

Professor Li looked at Wang Hao and asked, "This classmate, let me ask you a question, which Chinese character do you say has the most perseverance?"

Wang Hao thought for a moment and said, "Tian!"

Professor Li looked dazed and asked, "Oh, what's your reason?"

Wang Hao cleared his throat and replied seriously: "The word Tian blocks the left side and the right side of the day." Blocking the right, the left day. I block the top, the bottom day. I block the bottom, the top day. I take off a horizontal and lie down for a day. Pull out a vertical and stand for the day!"

Before Wang Hao finished speaking, the whole classroom was already laughing, and Ye Zixuan laughed so much that her stomach hurt and her flowers trembled.

Professor Li's face darkened, and he pointed to the door and said, "Go to the day, go outside, don't mess around in my class, get out!"

Wang Hao pursed his lips and walked out of the classroom in a daze.

There is no way to make up for sleep in the classroom, so it seems that I can only go to the girls' dormitory.

As soon as Wang Hao walked out of the classroom, a person flashed out at the corner of the corridor, and he couldn't dodge, so he hit him directly.

"Hey, what is this, it's so soft, it feels very good!"

(To be continued.) )