"Oh, what's wrong with Mr. Liang, I said this is not cross talk?" Xu Duan screamed and came out and circled Liang Kun on Weibo, but Xu Duan's grandson is so lacking in virtue, he never comes up and scares people to death, they all dig pits first and scold them.

"Not really. Liang Kun saw that Xu Duan was so stupid and actually came up to him to theorize, isn't this looking for death, so he very unceremoniously said that Xu Duan's cross talk is not cross talk.

"Then you give me some pointers, what is cross talk? Xu Duan saw that Liang Kun's grandson was really pretending to be with him, so he continued to dig the tunnel.

"The four lessons of cross talk say that you have to learn to tease and sing, don't say anything else, at least you have to be able to speak or something, right? Liang Kun said slowly.

"Oh, so that's the case, then Mr. Liang, will you talk about Guankou?" Xu Duan was not in a hurry and talked to Liang Kun, you came and went.

"Haha, that's what I'm doing, can I?" Liang Kun said proudly when he saw that Xu Duan seemed to be very modest and cowardly, and as he spoke, he recorded a paragraph for Xu Duan and sent out the name of the dish, looking like a buddy who was a master.

"So that's Guankou. Xu Duan smacked his lips and recorded a paragraph of the white affairs meeting for Liang Kun and said: "This day is a clear sky, the red sun is thin, three white cedar trees are set up outside your door, the yard is set up with a ridge greenhouse, on both sides is the second floor of the bell and drum, the archway across the street, and the color archway built with white and blue paper flowers, just write three words in the middle 'when the big thing', Mencius said: Only send the dead to be a big event, the two sides are music in unison, gongs and drums are noisy. Two black and red hats led the way in the mourning hall, and at nine o'clock in the morning, they went out of the hall to take the lead, fired three iron cannons in a row, and invited civil officials to point to the lord and military generals to sacrifice to the door. First by the 24 barmen invited out of the coffin, on the small bar 48 bars, and then changed to a large cover of 80 people, the barmen are full of red tasseled hats, green hangers, shaved heads, bathed, put on boots, pull up trousers, 80 people bars for three shifts of 240 people. This big funeral has opened a five-mile array of long snakes, which is mighty and majestic. As he spoke, he circled Liang Kun and said, "Teacher Liang, can you show me that this passage is okay?"

Liang Kun almost didn't spit out a mouthful of blood when he heard this, because although Xu Duan recorded the white affairs meeting and seemed to be asking him for advice, but he felt that Xu Duan was scolding the street, you look at the words, there are three white cedar trees outside your door; ”

"Oh, yes, I learned it for a long time, that Mr. Liang, you see that I am really interested in cross talk, and it just so happened that this also bumped into you, my understanding of cross talk singing is not very thorough, so do you think you will give me a performance and let me learn hard?"

"What do you want to learn?" Liang Kun said with a respectful look when he saw that Xu Duan's grandson was quite elevating him, so he didn't take the matter of the White Affair Club to heart.

"It's just a cross talk to learn to sing, you can sing a few words casually and let me learn your singing voice too. Xu Jiete said with an enthusiastic look.

"Oh, you want to learn to sing, okay, see that you are so diligent and easy to ask, I will give you some advice. Xu Duan praised it like this, and suddenly Liang Kun's pretending psychology was satisfied, so he nodded proudly and sang a Peking Opera to Xu Duan, but he was too careless, because Peking Opera is called singing for those who sing Peking Opera, but it is not called singing for those who speak cross talk, and singing Peking Opera is called learning for those who talk about cross talk! It is in the category of talking and teasing and singing, but Liang Kun thought that Xu Duan was a layman, so he casually sang a Peking Opera to fool Xu Duan.

But is Xu Duan so easy to fool? Why are you digging a pit for half a day? Just waiting to bury people, now that the pit has been dug and people are not buried, is that appropriate? I saw Xu Duan looking at the Peking Opera recorded by Liang Kun and grinning and asked Liang Kun, "Teacher Liang, are you singing Peking Opera?"

"See?" Liang Kun looked triumphant, thinking that he had broken off, but how could it be?

"Teacher Liang, are you indeed the Liang Kun teacher who talks about cross talk?" asked Xu Duan with a puzzled look.

"What you said, I'm not Liang Kun, is there anyone else who is Liang Kun?" Liang Kun said angrily when he heard this.

"Oh, it turns out that Mr. Liang, do you understand how you talk and sing?" Xu Duan said with a treacherous smile, sample, tell you to pretend to be a buddy, this time I will see how you die!

As soon as Xu Duan said this, Liang Kun was suddenly confused? What do you mean? Am I not singing well? No, I sing Peking Opera well, Liang Kun looked a little confused and said, "What's wrong? Don't you understand?"

Not to mention Liang Kun, even the onlookers are also confused at this time, Xu Duan's humble and studious appearance made many netizens who are familiar with him very uncomfortable, and now Xu Duan's appearance as if he was questioning Liang Kun's professional level of cross talk suddenly made netizens unable to understand.

"What's the situation? Xu Xuan, does this have a different understanding of the singing of cross talk?"

"That's right, that Liang Kun I think he sings Peking Opera very well. ”

"I think so too, and there are also professional Peking Opera players!"

"Yes, everyone thinks so, but for Mao Xu to break off that look?"

"Who knows, what's going on with that thing?"

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Everyone is confused, which is not surprising, because for cross talk, singing in learning to sing is never singing opera, singing is actually in the category of learning for Xiangsheng, not singing, for cross talk, singing is singing Taiping lyrics, it's just, similar to the previous life, Taiping lyrics have become a masterpiece, in the nineties of the previous life, Taiping lyrics were almost on the verge of being lost, don't believe you just take a look at it, before Guo Degang became famous in the nineties to 05, who has heard Taiping lyrics? At that time, almost no one knew that Taiping lyrics were actually the basic skills of cross talk, learning to sing and singing, at that time, cross talk was rampant at the party, and almost everyone thought that singing and singing was singing cross talk, that is, Guo Degang came out, and everyone knew that Taiping lyrics were one of the four basic skills of cross talk, in fact, now, there are still very few people who can sing Taiping lyrics.

And now Liang Kun is such a way, he can't sing Taiping lyrics, so he uses singing and singing to pretend to be the basic skills of cross talk singing to fool Xu Duan, but he can fool others, and he has to fool Xu Duan, why did Xu Duan pretend to be his grandson for half a day?

"I really didn't understand too much, if my guess is correct, Mr. Liang should be singing Peking Opera, right?" Xu said slowly.

"It's Peking Opera, is there anything wrong?" Liang Kun was also a little cautious, so he asked.

"Don't you think there's a problem, Mr. Liang?" Xu Duan is not in a hurry, because he knows very well that the current cross talk world, the current cross talk world will be peaceful, so to speak, the total number of people is no more than three, and there is no Liang Kun among these three people, so of course Xu Duan is not in a hurry.