Chapter 12 Licking the Dog Licking to the End of the Nothing
It was a woman in her thirties who spoke, her chubby body blocking most of the door, her hair dyed yellow, and her fur draped over her shoulders. Although it is not yet 2000, it has already had a non-mainstream atmosphere ahead of its time.
This person is Zhang Qian's aunt, Zhao Hongxia.
She has always spoken harshly, and Zhang's father opened his mouth, but he didn't know how to reason with this kind of person.
Zhang Qian looked at the dishes that had already eaten more than half of the dishes in the box, and sneered silently: "Let's go, parents, let's go in and say, I'm afraid that my aunt will say it later, look at the ink of our family of three, and we won't arrive until they finish eating." As he spoke, he walked past the woman standing at the door and entered the box.
After the three of them sat down, the happy scene of the family just now disappeared in an instant.
Zhang Qian sat there and quietly watched the big family start to perform.
The grandparents picked up everyone's long shelf and put down the chopsticks with a serious face.
The uncle was as unsmiling as before, but his words were very dissatisfied, "Second brother, tell me about you, how big a family meal is, this kind of thing is also late, it doesn't matter how much we wait, how can we let our parents wait for our juniors." Speaking of which, you are still a people's teacher, and you don't understand the rule of punctuality. ”
The third uncle has always followed the trend, and when he saw that his eldest brother had spoken, he hurriedly followed, "That's it, you see it's all dark this day, why do you say that you are a teacher! Big brother has so many things in his factory, as people say, this kind of big boss time is billed by the second, and he came on time, why are you embarrassed to be late." ”
"I ......" Zhang's father is an honest man, sitting there in a hurry, and he can't explain it clearly, and a thin layer of sweat broke out on his head after a while.
Zhang Qian shook the hand under the table, resisted the urge to lose her temper, and said softly: "Uncle, there are two buses to get here from my house." It took 18 minutes to walk from home to the first bus stop, then 13 stops and 48 minutes. It takes 7 minutes to walk to another station and transfer, 8 stops, 37 minutes, a total of 110 minutes. Grandma's call is 4:30, it's going to be 6:40, how big do you think we are?"
After speaking, she looked at the third child of the Zhang family, "Third uncle, I saw a sentence in the book before that I don't know whether to say it or not, it's called 'licking the dog and licking it until there is nothing left'." ”
"You ......"
She had a shy smile on her face, a little innocent and a little serious in her big eyes, but what she said slapped her face, so that the boss of the Zhang family, who had always loved to preach, was choked to death by her.
The same goes for others.
Because Zhang Qian usually doesn't like to talk much, every time she gets together at a family banquet, she hangs her head and is preached with her parents, secretly wiping her tears, and she just resists a few words without knowing what she does.
In an embarrassing silence, the voice of the system came into his mind: "Congratulations to the host, you have successfully abused a group of best relatives, the coolness value is +100, there is still a lot of room to earn the coolness value here, I hope you continue to work hard!"
"Don't talk about it, eat. Seeing that the atmosphere had become awkward and weird, Zhang Laohan knocked on his chopsticks and glanced at Zhang Qian warningly, "My daughter's family, don't be quick to speak, talk to the elders in a proper manner." ”
Zhang Qian lowered her head, and a sneer crossed the corner of her mouth. "Grandpa, uncle asked, and I answered. I didn't rush to speak, there was no disrespect in my words, and every word was true, where did the irregularity come from?"