Chapter 1029 is professional after all
"Poof, when am I going to eat your master's meat, do you still need it?" Shi Yi said when he heard that he suddenly had a mouthful of blood and almost didn't spit it out.
"You admit it when you were old, didn't you seduce Tang Seng with the White Bone Cave? Tell the truth, you'll just do it!" Wei Ling said suddenly when he heard this.
"Yes, when you were old, you just admit it, and now that the senior brothers have come to the door, you should hurry up and recruit it, lest people take the golden hoop and stick at you. Qin Feng said.
"Teacher Shi, hurry up and show up to you!" Zhao Lan'er said.
"You can do it, how can you have any business, just follow the foolishness. Shi Yi looked like a black line on his head.
"Oh, look at him, he hasn't been seen through and won't admit it!" Ke Zhilun said.
"That's it, everyone is now looking for the bitter master, Mr. Shi, you should quickly release Tang Seng. Li Mengyun said.
"You... Alas!" Shi Yi looked at the weak appearance of several people, and then turned his head to look at the senior brother and said, "We know each other, right?"
"I know, otherwise I can come to you? Tell me quickly, where did you put my master? Otherwise, be careful that Lao Sun's golden hoop stick does not recognize people. "Senior brother said.
Shi Yi rolled his eyes when he heard this, and said Where did this bear kid come from? Can I call the police and arrest him? Ignoring the appearance of the senior brother, he continued: "Have we cooperated?"
"No way, I won't harm my master!" said the senior brother.
"You're normal. Shi Yi said helplessly.
"Did you see who he was when you were old?" Ke Zhilun saw that Shi Yi was really not very concerned about the big brother's troubles and asked, this is normal, although the big brother wants to show the humorous and funny side from beginning to end, but the sense of humor is a thing, not who said that you can have it, not to mention anything else, for example, the movie, the same joke, some people perform very funny, but some people perform very embarrassingly, this is the problem of humor, not that good actors have a sense of humor, this thing depends on talent, God gives you you to have it, God doesn't give you sincerity You are really embarrassed, now the big brother belongs to this situation, although he wants to show a sense of humor and funny, but to be honest, What he said was really embarrassing, which is also the reason why Shi Yi was reluctant to accept his words, because if you take it, it will be embarrassing, if you don't take it, he will mess with that fool again.
"A bit of direction, not so sure. "Shi Yi Dao.
"That's good. Ke Zhilun nodded, he didn't have much direction for the senior brother for the time being, and he was a little relieved when he heard Shi Yi's direction.
"I have to remind you that this is also the last game of our final masked night for the lone wolf, if you still can't guess... Gee. Lin Ying'er said with an unfathomable smile.
"What will happen if you can't guess?" Wei Ling suddenly asked nervously when he heard this, this was probably what he was most concerned about at the moment.
"That's it, if you can't guess what will happen, Ying'er?" Zhao Lan'er also asked nervously.
"Ying'er, will you tell us okay?" asked Li Mengyun with a pouting appearance.
"I don't know. Lin Ying'er smiled like a flower.
"Hmph, you're not cute!" Li Mengyun said angrily when he heard this.
"Okay, Ice Muscle Hydrator, let the world listen to me, guess the jury, please continue. Lin Yinger said.
"Poof, you've been talking about it for a long time, you're still doing it for advertising!" Wei Ling said as if he almost didn't vomit blood when he heard this.
"That's what I'm saying, I'm here to play wide... Ahh Lin Ying'er looked like she was almost leaking, and hurriedly changed her words.
Poof, haha.
The audience burst into laughter when they heard this.
"Poofhaha, Lin Yinger is leaking her mouth, she came here to advertise, haha!"
"The little princess of lack of virtue really deserves to be the little princess of lack of virtue, she is here to advertise, hahaha!"
"Haha, I'm here to advertise, that's all she can say!"
"Isn't it, who will host it so straightforwardly, hahaha!"
……
on TV.
Ke Zhilun almost laughed when he heard this: "You are sincere enough." ”
"That's, why wouldn't you have come? Lin Yinger said, pointing to the camera and saying, "You have all seen the advertisers, remember to add money." The audience laughed again.
"Co-author, you're really here for advertising, haha!" Wei Ling laughed, otherwise why did he come, co-authored for a long time, this master really came to host for advertising?
"Okay, do you have an idea now?" Lin Ying'er continued to ask after finishing the advertisement.
"We wanted to see what kind of talent they could bring to the table before we decided. Ke Zhilun said.
"Yes, what talents do you both have to show?" Shi Yi asked.
"Yes, yes, show your broken talents, let's see who you are!" Wei Ling said with a scream.
"Poof, how do you know that other people's talents will collapse if they haven't performed yet?" Zhao Lan'er said with a smile.
"That is, maybe people have a professional level of talent show. Li Mengyun said.
"Who will come first?" Shi Yi asked the two of them.
"Shall I go first?" Hearing this, the senior brother turned his head to look at the lone wolf road.
The lone wolf made a gesture of please.
"Okay, then I'll do it first. When the elder brother saw the appearance of the lone wolf, he nodded and said, "I'll show you a superb ventriloquism." ”
"Drink, this hasn't come yet, it's superb!" Wei Ling said.
"I had a bad feeling. Qin Feng said.
"Me too, it seems very likely that this posture will collapse. Zhao Lan'er said.
……
As everyone in the guessing panel was talking, they saw the senior brother on the stage holding a special awesome posture and raising the microphone and starting to perform, "Twitter... Quack quack..."
Well, everyone in the guessing panel looked at the black line hanging down from the head of the senior brother.
"Poof! I knew it, haha!" Qin Feng suddenly burst into laughter when he heard the ventriloquist of the senior brother.
"Sure enough, it collapsed unexpectedly, hahahaha!" Wei Ling said.
"No, this is broken, it's intolerable, haha!" Ke Zhilun said.
"It's so broken, it's almost out of the sky!" Shi Yi said.
"Alas, sure enough, this show is not serious, I haven't seen a few talents that don't collapse, haha!" Zhao Lan'er said.
"Because this show is toxic, haha. Li Mengyun laughed.
The elder brother performed on stage for a long time, and the audience and guests laughed crookedly, because this ventriloquist was really broken.
"Okay, I'm done with my talent show, teachers. The senior brother looked at the audience's staggering appearance with a smile, and said a serious way.
"Your talent is really amazing! you can't even look at it when you buy a ticket, haha!" Wei Ling said with a laugh.
"That's, after all, professional. "Senior brother said.
"Poofhaha, you're really welcome, the key is that if you perform this talent and sell tickets, will it sell out?" Zhao Lan'er said with a smile.
"It's ahaha, who has to spend money to see this kind of ghost talent, haha!" Li Mengyun hugged Zhao Lan'er's arm and laughed.