Chapter 587: Waiting for the Rabbit
"Big guy, you're still there!"
Su Sheng really didn't expect that it was Li Tianxing who called in person, didn't he say that he was on a business trip, how long had it been since he had been on the phone?
"How do you speak, are you looking forward to me gone, how good are you?"
Li Tianxing was very angry, he was still in the prime of life among the elderly, and he could eat three bowls of rice at a meal, of course he was still there.
"How can it be, the gas will be fixed for a few days, it's useless for me to look forward to it, it depends on how many years you have to live......"
"Colonel Sue, obey. ”
The voice on the other end of the phone suddenly became stern.
Su Sheng knew that this would be the case, and the official was crushed to death, so he could only immediately put his feet together, stood up straight, and said solemnly: "Yes, please command." ”
"Get ready to take over!"
Li Tianxing was extremely quiet, and the Holy Hand Yama had already met with the Love General, so it was not reasonable for him to be hiding.
"You're coming to an outdoor variety show?"
Of course, Su Sheng's words are joking, if you use your official position to oppress people, my brother can also tease you, half a catty.
"Variety show ghost, I'm here to see the cave you discovered. I said bastard, you can go out and climb a mountain, and you can find a good place. What the hell is in there, you asked the fat man to prepare for support, and Liu Gang's report didn't make it clear. ”
Li Tianxing really doesn't understand it yet, although he has hands and eyes, but this matter is done by love, and it will be more complicated.
Su Sheng actually deliberately didn't report it before, waiting for the above to ask, but now it's natural to make it clear, "Big guy, you have to be mentally prepared." ”
"Big deal?"
Li Tianxing knows the character of the general very well, and he will not really joke at the critical moment.
"Yes, there's a living fossil in that hidden cave. ”
When Su Sheng said this, he was still sighing, three hundred years, how many descendants can be left, and it is stupid to waste his life in the cave.
"Dinosaurs?"
Li Tianxing's brain circuit, he thinks it's okay, of course he is joking, although Liu Gang's report is not clear, but he focuses on the light curtain wall, so it is not easy to know.
"The living fossils of Kangxi in the forty-eight years are suspected to be in the vein of the Great Elder of the Holy Land Law Enforcement, suspected to be out of the customs after ten years, and suspected to be a nuclear weapon of the Martial King level. I communicated with him, and Xiaozhi was moved by emotion and reason, but he only deceived two light curtain walls, saying that it was a holy land. ”
"That's three hundred years old, why don't you lie to him and tell him how he can live so long?"
Su Sheng was stunned for a moment, and teased: "Big guy, it turns out that you are also afraid of death? He mentioned the Turtle Breath Dafa, the living dead." The retreat can't be moved, it's not much different from a fossil. ”
"Who isn't afraid of death? Of course, you don't have to think so much when you're young. According to your judgment, this living fossil is not a dangerous person?"
Li Tianxing seemed to be saying something normal, but it was still a little exposed.
Su Sheng frowned, he mentioned the Holy Land and the Martial King as soon as he came up, these are new words, but the old fox only asks about age, so he either knows this, or he is deliberately avoiding it, this is a competition of IQ, and he can't say it too clearly.
"I think it will be at least another year before he comes out. Seven or eight years, or even ten years later, is normal. And half a year later, he is a dragon out of the gate, and he has to sit honestly for me.
I have promised to protect him for two years, the first year is fully insured, and the second year and a half are guaranteed, and he has the right of priority to renew the policy. ”
Li Tianxing smiled: "That's no problem, I'll come to see him tomorrow, and you can come over too." ”
"Big guy, I'm recording the show, I may have time tomorrow, I'm in contact when the time comes, don't talk about it, the director is shouting. ”
Su Sheng hung up the phone directly, you can hide, don't I know how to avoid.
"The director is a bird, and Belle's team dares to take care of you?"
Li Tianxing was so angry that he blew his beard, but he couldn't reach it, and he was relieved when he thought that after all, Ai Jiang was generating income for the team.
Here Su Sheng came out from behind the big tree, and sure enough, the situation in the field was similar to what he thought, more than a dozen rabbits, and there was one less rabbit, and he was still blind.
A rabbit ran too fast and hit his Wu Xiusi over the wall, he was instantly stunned, fell to the ground and fainted, and was inadvertently picked up by Qin Yao, and then Leng Qingxue stood in Qin Yao's position, waiting for the rabbit to come and knock him out again.
Is this a realistic version of waiting for the rabbit, or is it a stupid change? Wouldn't it be too much nonsense?
But looking at Leng Qingxue standing there stupidly, with her hands in front of her, as if praying to the sky, is this really wilderness survival?
Su Sheng couldn't help laughing, but he was playful again, and suddenly moved his fingers, driving a big gray rabbit to hit the Siguo wall, and with a bang, the rabbit knocked unconscious, fell to the ground on all fours, and couldn't get up.
"Wow, little ash, what's wrong with you. ”
Leng Qingxue screamed and picked up the rabbit, this is also amazing, you have to grab your ears anyway.
"Look, uncle, I've caught a rabbit. ”
Leng Qingxue waved at Su Sheng, See, my prayer is really useful.
Su Sheng made an OK gesture, and being stupid is actually an advantage. And it's too smart, and it's not pleasing to people who have a slight big male protagonist's plot.
When Qin Yao saw this, she immediately regretted it, obviously she was the first to pick up the rabbit, why didn't she find out that this was actually a game loophole.
But she has heard the story of waiting for the rabbit since she was a child, even if she came to participate in this show to transform, she can't pretend to lower her IQ, so although she regrets it, she still insists on chasing the rabbit by herself.
Lu Wei grabbed the wooden spear in his hand, tried many times, but failed to throw the wooden spear, can't aim accurately, is this the sensitivity can't keep up? Not only that, he has been shaken by the rabbit twice, although as the host, he knows that these two shots will not be cut, but it also seems too incompetent.
Well, other women can pick up rabbits, why is it so difficult for him?
As for Ding Xiaotong, he fought a little, drove a few rabbits to the angle, and finally hit one and sent it to the bag carried by the staff, not the one behind, but he didn't win either.
Su Sheng shook his head, these four people didn't dare to solve the rabbit, they all wanted to catch it alive, so Lu Wei couldn't aim for a long time, if it was really catching a hare, the rabbit would have run away, waiting to drink the northwest wind!
"The last five minutes are over, hold on. ”
He didn't go out to catch the rabbit, that would be too low-level, and these few minutes were enough for him to explore the way up the mountain, and it was estimated that Belle would not arrive so quickly for the sake of ratings.
This seems to be recording a show, but with the grouping, it is the competition between him and Belle, then there is a win or loss, let's use the ratings to speak.
He was exploring the way, Will followed, leaving the photography over there to the two team members, and he prompted: "Instructor, you should have more solo shows, you are the biggest star!"