Chapter 952: The scene of the rollover

Since playing micro-time and space, Ye Shuo has begun to like to comment and interact with girls. However, due to his straightforward personality and typical "straight man-style emotional intelligence", a series of rollover scenes were born.

For example –

Series 1.

Helian Feng wants to lose weight: don't lose 20 pounds and don't change his name!!

[Picture: Scale]

Ye Shuo: Then you may not be able to change your name.

Helian Feng wants to lose weight: ......

Helian Feng wants to lose weight: Ye Shuo! Tell me honestly! Do you think I'm fat now?

Ye Shuo: Fat.

Helian Feng wants to lose weight: ..................

Helian Feng wants to lose weight: ...... There is no love [kitchen knife] [kitchen knife]

Some boys will never understand what the "honest answer" that girls want to hear is.

Series 2.

*Yan Xuemeng Seety*: I tried the legendary retouching software for the first time, and I felt that I was beautiful! [cute] [cute]

[Picture: Beauty selfie]

Yan Lilin: You are beautiful every day, beautiful to my heart. Good morning, a girl who is favored by God [heart]

Yan Yueque: [covering her eyes] I still slipped away first at this large-scale dog food scene [tears]

__Cold Feng Bo Liang°: Good sister, what color is your lipstick?

*Yan Xuemeng Seety* [Reply-Yan Lilin]: [Shy] [Shy] Brother Lilin don't make fun of me, I'll be embarrassed......

*Yan Xuemeng Seety* [Reply-Yan Yueqing]: If you hate [beating], you will bully me!

*Yan Xuemeng Seety* [Reply-__Cold Feng Bo Liang °]: It's a starry sky romance series, round tube #036 rose bean paste color yo ~ Next time we go shopping again, buy it together! [Pro]

However, when Ye Shuo appeared in the comment area, the next style of painting became like this-

Ye Shuo: Why do you feel that you don't look like usual? A little strange photo?

*Yan Xuemeng Seety* [Reply-Ye Shuo]: Because I used retouching...... If you can cover up the imperfections on your face, you can become beautiful. But after reading your comment, I suddenly doubted myself......

*Yan Xuemeng Seety* [Reply-Ye Shuo]: Is the photo really not good-looking...... [Pathetic]

Ye Shuo [Reply-*Yan Xuemeng Seety*]: Well, it's weird.

Ye Shuo [Reply-*Yan Xuemeng Seety*]: Why do you want to retouch the picture, it's not you. Aren't you usually good-looking?

Yang Qingxin [Reply-Ye Shuo]: Brother Ye, you can't do this...... After the girl took the photo, of course, she had to praise a few words!

Ye Shuo [Reply-Yang Qingxin]: Is that so......

Some guys will never understand that girls are obsessed with makeup and retouching.

Series 3.

finally learned a "you can only praise a girl's selfie", Ye Shuo learned and put it into practice, and immediately put into the experiment.

Gu Weixi: Commemorate the first time to play micro-space!

[Picture: Beauty selfie]

Ye Shuo: Beautiful!

Gu Weixi [Reply-Ye Shuo]: Thank you [cute]

Ye Shuo [Reply-Gu Weixi]: This photo looks much better than you, has it been retouched?

Gu Weixi [Reply-Ye Shuo]: ......

Ye Shuo [Reply-Gu Weixi]: But your retouching skills are better than Xuemeng. She's a little weird, and you're at least recognizable as you.

*Yan Xuemeng Seety*: ???

*Yan Xuemeng Seety*: What's the situation...... Why did you see me show up...... [Little Tangle]

Shen Antong BABY [Reply-*Yan Xuemeng Seety*]: Lying down like you? [squinting smile]

*Yan Xuemeng Seety* [Reply-Shen Antong BABY]: [Crying] [Crying]

Some guys will never understand how to properly evaluate a girl's selfie.

Series 4.

Nangong Fei'er: Woman, as a dean, you have to pamper yourself! I finally bought all the shades of this series, and told myself that I was still very young!

[Picture: lipstick]

Yu Ruoheng YRH: Dean Nangong has always been a big beauty! [Pro]

Nangong Fei'er [Reply-Yu Ruoheng YRH]: Our Ruoheng's mouth is getting sweeter and sweeter!

Ye Shuo: Isn't it all red? Why do you buy so much?

Nangong Fei'er [Reply-Ye Shuo]: [Smile]

Nangong Fei'er [Reply-Ye Shuo]: Rich and capricious.

Ye Shuo [Reply-Nangong Fei'er]: Oh oh [呲tooth] Really willful![Like]

Nangong Fei'er [Reply-Ye Shuo]: [Smile]

Some guys will never understand the difference between different shades of lipstick.

and what it means when a girl replies with a [smile] emoji.

Series 5.

Xiaomei Xiaomei: It's another sunny day! It's so boring at home, is anyone willing to go out with Xiaomei?

[Picture: Pouty selfie]

Ye Shuo: Don't always think about playing, take good care of Yuyan!

Xiaomei Xiaomei [Reply-Ye Shuo]: Uh-huh!

Some boys will never understand that it is a disaster to not open a pot and not mention it.

Series 6.

Shen Antong BABY: Today's little fairy, babbling babbling~

[Picture: Selfie with heavy makeup]

Ye Shuo: Why do you wear so much makeup? I don't feel like a serious person anymore! And it is said that if you use too much cosmetics, it is not good for your skin, so don't wear it.

Shen Antong BABY [Reply-Ye Shuo]: Does it have anything to do with you? What makeup do I wear affect your flirtatious sister?

Maybe she has been in the live broadcast room for a long time, and now she is getting more and more ruthless. Ye Shuo didn't know why, so he could only explain in a hurry.

Ye Shuo [Reply-Shen Antong BABY]: No, I'm doing this for your good![Pouting]

Li Yue 1314: Hey, hey, our family Tongtong is now a goblin! My soul is going to be taken away by you hahahaha! [Laughs] [laughs]

Ye Shuo [Reply-Shen Antong BABY]: Look, I'm not the only one who says it now, people call you a goblin, change it quickly! [Pitiful]

Shen Antong BABY [Reply-Li Yue 1314]: My big baby, let's take a look~

Shen Antong BABY [Reply-Ye Shuo]: You are a little goblin! Your whole family is a goblin!

Some boys will never understand that his unintentional words have stepped on a lot of thunder points for girls.

Series 7.

Da Yingmeng: It's happy lunchtime again~ Food is a great joy in life!

[Picture: Delicious Food]

Yi Qingli: Only the beautiful scenery and delicious food can not be disappointed! [laughs]

Da Ying Meng Da Da [Reply-Yi Qingli]: [Cheers] [Cheers]

Ye Shuo: You eat so much alone?

Ye Shuo: Didn't you say you wanted to lose weight before? How can you lose weight like this?

Da Ying Meng Da ......Da Da I'm not happy!Brother Gucheng, there's someone bullying me here![Crying]

Some guys will never understand...... There's so much they don't understand.

Since then, these girls who have been "pitted" have given Ye Shuo a nickname: "Straight Man of Steel".

……

Ye Shuo's side is full of bags, but there are also some people who are natural social experts, and talking to them is like a kind of enjoyment.

On this day, the entire micro-time is like a festival. That's because the master of the Heavenly Palace, who is high above the Nine Heavens, has always had the reputation of a god, and is admired and worshiped by everyone, is finally going to be a guest in the live broadcast room for the first time.

In the past, he was like a layer of fog, although he was powerful and respected, not many people had seen his true face. And this time, even civilians like them can worship God up close!

On the hot search list, the news of this interview dominated the screen early. You can imagine what kind of sensation it will cause after the interview starts.

Ye Shuo also waited in the live broadcast room. He disdained those Internet celebrities, but the master of the Heavenly Palace ...... Anyway, he still wanted to see it.

In the midst of the thousands of calls from netizens all over the world, after a shaky screen, a clear picture finally emerged.

In the spacious and luxurious Heavenly Palace, the owner of the Heavenly Palace was dressed in a red robe, leaning lazily on a rotating sofa, and on the glass table next to him, there was also a glass of fine red wine. The undulating whirlpools swayed an intoxicating rose.

He looks like he is at ease. is the hostess sitting opposite, facing such a top big man for the first time, she looks obviously at a loss.

At the same time, the comment area in the live broadcast room exploded instantly.

One by one, the barrage kept rushing upwards, mixed with the reminders to give gifts, like a terrifying tsunami. Many people simply didn't have time to see their own comments or hear from others, but everyone took action to join this world-class carnival.

Most of these barrages reflect a message:

"Wow! Surprisingly young! Unexpectedly handsome!"

Perhaps, many people have long imagined the god as an old man with gray hair, Dao bones and fairy wind, such as green pines majestic, like ancient bells melodious, no one expected that this strange man who dominates the major planes, just from the appearance, looks like a young man in his twenties. And...... He is even more handsome enough to satisfy all the fantasies of girls!

Although many people know that they will never have anything to do with him in their lives, at this moment, there are still many girls who quietly regard him as the object of their dreams.

Jiang Yankong still maintained that casual smile, glanced at the overwhelming barrage, and said with a smile:

"Seeing everyone screaming surprises made me feel like a failure. Because I can imagine what I would have been like in your brain before. ”

At the other end of the screen, a burst of laughter erupted.

Unexpectedly, in addition to being young and handsome, adults are so humorous!

Even the hostess relaxed a lot, raised the microphone at the right time, and said with a smile: "You can really joke, there is no big guy at all." This interview gave us a big surprise from the beginning. ”

Jiang Yankong smiled lightly and said, "Well, I'm usually the one in charge of enlivening the atmosphere, because other people will be nervous when they first meet me." ”

"But there's really nothing to be nervous about, after knowing each other for a long time, they will become skinier than me. ”

"Maybe I have the ability to lead others to the wrong path. ”

The hostess covered her mouth and snickered: "You just let them be their true selves again." By this time, she had no burden, and when she spoke again, it seemed as if she was only facing a good friend.

The interview continued, and Jiang Yekong's image has always been a perfect combination of politeness and humor, and at the same time, he still retains a magnificent momentum of guiding the country. You can feel his majesty, but you will never be afraid of it.

He seems to have pulled you to an equal level with him, looking at him, you will feel that you are no longer that small self, and you have the same power and status as him. This wonderful feeling is enough to make people's blood boil, and even the laziest people will give birth to a desire to struggle. Because he can make you feel that anything is possible if you work hard!

From time to time, the conversation between the two made the audience laugh outside the venue, and the number of gifts continued to grow. About half an hour later, the atmosphere in the live broadcast room was detonated again.

The Nine Shadows Hall Lord directly smashed the gift of 100 million magic crystals, and the golden luxury shocked everyone.

That's 100 million magic crystals! Converted into spirit stones, I'm afraid it will be an astronomical amount, right?

You must know that even if it is only 100 million spirit stones, it is something that ordinary people can't earn after several lifetimes of struggle......! It's amazing!

However, there are also many predecessors who are also in the state of Nirvana, and they can see the hidden true meaning.

At their level, no matter how much money there is, it's just a number. Using this money to curry favor with the master of the Heavenly Palace, the benefits that can be obtained will be much more than the 100 million magic crystals themselves.

can make the master of the Nine Shadows Hall so stingy with money and pay wholeheartedly, and there is probably only one master of the Heavenly Palace in the whole world.

While everyone was shocked by this heavyweight gift, Ye Shuo suddenly felt a wave of nausea.

As soon as he saw the Lord of the Nine Shadows Hall and thought of the evil things he had done, Ye Shuo had a feeling that "they were in an embarrassment".

couldn't watch it anymore, Ye Shuo directly withdrew from the live broadcast room. After entering the virtual space to meditate and practice for a long time, a large number of news was pushed on his personal interface, all of which were about the interview just now.

Among them, there is a detailed interview record, which is equivalent to a text version of the interview. Ye Shuo was patient, and still glanced at it briefly.

"I've always believed that whatever mistakes you make can be corrected, but if you die, you really don't have anything. That's why I've always put the prohibition of killing people at the top of the list. ”

These are the original words of the master of the Heavenly Palace.

So, why do you always turn a blind eye to the indiscriminate killing of innocents in the Nine Shadows Temple?

When asked if the Futian Pavilion was to balance the Nine Shadows Palace.

The master of the Heavenly Palace replied: No, I don't need to check and balance anyone. The two of them, I just gave them a chance. Since they have been able to grow to this point, it means that they are really capable. Even if it weren't for my help, I'm sure they would have succeeded.

What a sleek answer...... Ye Shuo sneered.

"When you know someone, don't listen to what the outside world says, and when you really get along with them, judge them by your own feelings. Why don't you trust your own eyes, you have to trust other people's eyes?

……

"What I say is always my own feelings, and I don't impose my views on anyone. If you agree with me, that's my pleasure, and if you don't, that's your freedom. ”

……

"Some people say, 'God, I beg you to worship you every day, why haven't I made a fortune?' and I said, 'Then don't worship me, this is really not my responsibility.' ”

……

Even if it is the text version, the sense of picture is still very strong, and Ye Shuo can fully imagine the tone and demeanor of the master of the Heavenly Palace at that time.

And it was this interview, once released, that immediately easily took the top 50 of the hot search list.

(End of chapter)