Chapter 13: The beautiful landlady comes to the door
Xu Duan slept until dawn, and didn't get up until Lin Ying'er called him to eat.
Breakfast was plentiful, soy milk fritters.
After breakfast, the two of them had nothing to do, and today Saturday, Lin Yinger rested.
"Go shopping with me. Lin Yinger said.
"Don't go, I'm too tired!" Xu Duan knows Lin Yinger's virtue, she never buys anything when she goes shopping, it's just a word, shopping!
"Pay back the money!" Lin Ying'er showed her big move, and now she has everything, but she has no money.
"No!" Xu Xuan collapsed on the sofa as if he was dead.
"There's no money to go shopping with me!"
"Don't go!"
"Don't pay it back!"
"Nope!"
……
The two entered an endless loop.
Ding dong.
The two of them were practicing their mouths in a dead loop, and the doorbell rang at the door.
"Open the door!" On the sofa, Lin Ying'er took a barefoot pedal and allowed it to break.
"Why don't you go?"
"Because I rented the house at my expense, there is a kind of you don't have to go if you pay back!" Lin Yinger said.
"Rich, isn't it?" Xu Duan angrily got up from the sofa and opened the door.
"Rich is amazing, what?" Lin Yinger was very proud.
The door opened, and Xu Duan said very angrily: "What kind of door do you knock on in broad daylight, you won't climb the window..."
The beauty's short ear-length hair is very energetic, her curved eyebrows are slender like willow leaves, her red lips are very full and sexy, her skin is smooth and soft like a baby, her S-shaped figure is impeccable under the black tights, and the pair of peaks on her chest are almost breaking through the sky, but the beauty's expressionless eyes are very indifferent.
Xu Duan looked back at Lin Yinger's small and delicate chest, and then looked at the giant in front of him, and suddenly sighed, which is this chest, this TM is Mount Everest!
"Ouch, I'll go, what kind of light is this shining so much, my God, my eyes are about to flash blind, this is a heavenly immortal, right?" Xu Duan was quite shameless when he talked to a beautiful woman, and he blocked his eyes with his hand and looked like he was being flashed by the light.
"Xu Duan, you are shameless, pickled girls are also a bit technical, okay?" Lin Ying'er saw who was coming the moment Xu Duan opened the door, and immediately laughed at Xu Duan.
The woman didn't pay attention to Xu Duan at all, pushed the door and walked inside, only then did Xu Duan see the woman carrying something, two bottles of liquor in her left hand and a bunch of strings in her right hand.
I'll go, drink early in the morning, what kind of blow is this? Is it out of love? Hey, Mom, doesn't that mean that buddy has a chance to take advantage of the situation? Xu Duan's eyes suddenly lit up and followed, "Beauty, where do you live, do you have a boyfriend?"
"Your boyfriend?" asked Lin Ying'er while sitting on the sofa.
"Who can look at him, I will make a little break, this is my landlord Han Bing. Lin Ying'er looked very disdainful, "Xu Duan quickly put away your shameless face, don't talk nonsense." ”
"Hey, it turned out to be Sister Bing, Sister Bing, your skin is so good, much better than Ying'er, you have to be eighteen this year, right?" Xu Xuan's shameless face was exposed in front of the beauty.
Han Bing glanced at Xu Duan indifferently, opened a bottle of wine with a bang, took a glass and poured it full, pushed it in front of Xu Duan, and his red lips slightly opened and spit out a word, "Drink." ”
When Lin Ying'er saw Han Bing's expression, she suddenly smiled evilly, but she didn't say a word.
"Isn't it okay to drink this morning? Why don't we talk about life ideals?" Xu Duan was taken aback by Han Bing, how could she pour that glass three taels, Xu Duan's amount of alcohol was average, this cup went down, not to mention that she would be dizzy if she drank it, so what kind of girl was she soaking? Don't drink, resolutely don't drink.
"Aren't you very good at blowing, you can drink!" Lin Ying'er knew too well how much Xu Duan drank, and immediately laughed at Xu Duan.
Hey, don't provoke me, you provoke me again and tell you that I-don't drink either! Xu Duan will not be provoked by Lin Ying'er, and rolled his eyes at Lin Ying'er angrily, "It's like you can drink, I'll take a look if you drink one!" Lin Ying'er and Xu Duan are both people who don't have a lot of energy, and they don't taboo alcohol, but they can't drink it.
"I don't want to soak Sister Bing, why should I drink it? Let me tell you, if you want to soak Sister Bing, you have to be able to drink it, see the wine in Sister Bing's hand, it's just this kind of 60 degrees, the starting point is two bottles, if you can't drink two bottles, you can rest the food as soon as possible!"
As if to confirm Lin Ying'er's words, Han Bing took the glass of wine that Xu Duan didn't dare to drink, tilted his head, and dried!
"Okay! Sister Bing has a lot!" Xu Duan applauded.
Han Bing's expression was cold and expressionless, she picked up the meat skewers she brought, and ate them by herself, and she didn't let them, the golden oil roasted on the meat skewers was very attractive to look at, Xu Duan was a meatless and unhappy goods, and he didn't eat a few bites of fried dough and soy milk for breakfast, how could he stand up to seeing the meat.
Lin Ying'er reached out and took a bunch, nodded while eating, and said, "Sister Bing's craftsmanship is really praised." ”
Xu Duan saw that the two of them didn't let him eat, so he reached out to take it very unceremoniously, but was blocked by Han Bing, "You can only eat if you drink." ”
Xu Xuan was not convinced, "Ying'er didn't drink either!"
Lin Ying'er was very proud when she heard this, "But I'm friends with Sister Bing." ”
"Sister Bing, let's be friends!" Xu Duan immediately said to Han Bing with a smile on his face.
"Xu Xuan, you are so shameless!" Lin Ying'er said.
"What does it have to do with you?" Xu Duanchong rolled his eyes at Lin Ying'er.
Han Bing picked up another cup, this time he didn't pour so much, only poured a small half cup and pushed it in front of Xu Duan, "Drink." ”
Take a look at the oily meat skewers, and then look at the liquor, and pick up the wine glass as if on the execution ground, tilt your head, and be stuffy, the wine is very strong, drinking it in the mouth is like drinking a fire, the spicy Xu Duan frowned, hurriedly picked up a string of meat and stuffed it into his mouth, and suddenly a meat fragrance diffused in the mouth, the meat skewers chewed in the mouth were delicious and juicy, and I didn't know what kind of meat it was, and it felt more fragrant than pork and more tender than mutton.
"Twenty-four likes! delicious!" Xu Duan praised this time sincerely, this meat skewer is definitely not comparable to the street stalls.
"Clean nonsense, can Sister Bing's own cooking be delicious?" Lin Ying'er said.
Xu Duan ate a string in two or three bites, and reached out to take a second string, but was blocked by Han Bing, "A glass of wine, a string." ”
Burst!
You want my life!" Xu Duan looked at the half glass of wine that Han Bing pushed over, and his face was painful, "Sister Bing, you see that we are all friends, why do you have to drink to deepen your relationship, that, let's stop drinking, how good it is to chat, why do you have to drink this sunny person." ”
"It's a cloudy day. Lin Yinger reminded.
"Just you talk a lot!" Xu Duan glared at Lin Ying'er angrily.
"What?" Lin Ying'er looked unconvinced that you let the horse come.
Han Bing didn't care about Xu Xuan, he poured himself a full glass, raised his head, and did it again, Xu Duan was ashamed to see it, other female comrades are so bold, he is quite embarrassed by his twisting and pinching, don't you just drink?
Xu Duan pinched his nose as if he was drinking poison, his face was distorted after drinking, his tongue stretched out, and these two half cups were down, Xu Duan suddenly became a little dizzy, and his head was dizzy and picked up the meat skewer while eating: "Sister Bing, why do you drink so much wine in the morning?
Han Bing said indifferently: "I like it." ”
"Talk less and eat more meat. It was rare that Lin Yinger did not laugh at Xu Xuan.
"What's going on? What's going on? Tell me about it, maybe we can help you come up with an idea." Xu Duan looked very curious.
"Can't stop your mouth from eating meat?" Lin Ying'er pushed Xu Xuan.
Han Bing glanced at Xu Xuan, poured another glass of wine, took a sip and drained it, then stood up and said, "It's back, no need to send it." ”
Eh, Xu Duan was stunned, this girl didn't say a word right, just lift her leg and leave, she was not close to people, she didn't care about other people's feelings, and he didn't say anything excessive, if you don't say it, you won't say it, who will you look at? Xu Duan was also a little annoyed.
Han Bing said to leave, Lin Ying'er hurriedly sent Han Bing out of the door, but she didn't stay, obviously she understood Han Bing's temper.
"What's the matter with you, don't ask if you shouldn't ask, why are you asking so much about things that have nothing to do with you?" Lin Ying'er complained when she came back.
Hearing this, Xu Xuan glanced at Lin Ying'er, turned his head and entered his room, looking like I was also angry, and threw Lin Ying'er in the living room.
Lin Ying'er saw that Xu Duan was angry, and hurriedly picked up the meat skewers on the table and followed up with Xu Duan's room, "Hey, are you really angry?" Lin Ying'er reasoned Xu Xuan.
Xu Xuan didn't answer, his face was expressionless.
"Okay, okay, just when I'm wrong, okay, why are you angry with me, didn't I just complain about you, as for it?" Lin Ying'er sat on Xu Duan's side, softly speaking, and her voice was very gentle.
Hmph! Xu Guild's head twisted to the side, looking very arrogant.
"Okay, okay, I was wrong, it's all my fault, come, take a bite, okay?
Xu Duan looked at the meat skewers that Lin Ying'er handed to his mouth, sniffed it, and couldn't help it, but he seemed to be thinking about what he was still angry about, and his face was very embarrassed, and in the end he didn't seem to block the attraction of the meat skewers, and he took a bite quite reluctantly, and ignored Lin Ying'er very arrogantly after eating.
"Come, take another bite, Sister Bing's craftsmanship is very good, take another bite. Lin Ying'er laughed with Xu Xuan, like coaxing a child.
So, bite by bite, until Xu Duan ate all the meat skewers in Lin Yinger's hands, burped with satisfaction, and nodded: "Seeing that your attitude of admitting your mistakes is not bad, I am not angry." ”
Hearing this, Lin Ying'er looked down at a handful of meat-piercing skewers in her hand, and then looked at Xu Duan, and let out a scream with relief, "Xu Duan, you shameless scum, I'm going to kill you!" Both of them are meatless and unhappy goods, Xu Duan's treacherous Lin Ying'er was fooled and killed all the meat skewers in Lin Ying'er's hands, but Lin Ying'er didn't get out of her anger, and threw away the skewer in her hand and grabbed Xu Duan's throat, looking like she was going to strangle Xu Duan to death.
"Ahem, help, it's murderous!" Xu Duan screamed.