As for Hong Yanwu, he is very self-aware.

He knew that if he was going to play a serious show, it would usually not have any significant effect. So his performance is to take the quyi route. In the form of a "talk show", he told everyone three jokes about zongzi in a row.

It should be said that the effect is really good, but a joke is more serious than the other, which makes everyone laugh and scold at the same time.

The first one, Hong Yanwu is definitely taking revenge for personal gain, and he will use his eldest brother to fight cymbals first.

Standing up from the table, he said to everyone in a serious manner.

"My dear parents, family, brothers and sisters, do you know what to eat during the Dragon Boat Festival? Why do you want to eat zongzi? What my father just said, in honor of Qu Yuan, the poet. According to folklore, it was because he was afraid that the fish and shrimp king in the Miluo River would eat Qu Yuan's body. Well, there's a lot to talk about. Hong Jun doesn't approve of it, and I don't approve of it either. But the eldest brother thinks that it is an absolute and undiscussable truth that has remained unchanged since ancient times. Therefore, in the eyes of the eldest brother, the zongzi are used by the people to feed the king. So now, may I ask, what kind of feelings did the eldest brother feel when he ate the zongzi by himself today? Who can answer, there is a prize!"

As soon as the last sentence came out, the quick-witted Hong Yanwen sprayed "Osmanthus Chen" on the spot.

In the uncontrollable laughter, the other young people who woke up also accused Hong Yanwu of being bad and changing the law.

Hong Lucheng and Wang Yunlin, the parents, looked at each other and smiled bitterly, extremely worried about their son's temperament that refused to suffer a little loss.

Only Hong Jun, who is a little bit, and Hong Yi, who is lying in his mother's arms, didn't understand.

Fortunately, the eldest brother and sister-in-law were not angry, but they were all afraid of Hong Yanwu's eloquence and raised their hands to surrender.

Xu Manli said, "You bad third child! You really can't afford to be offended! We admit defeat!"

Hong Yanzheng said, "You kid should stay in your mouth, I'm afraid of you!"

Hong Yanwu hurriedly smiled and hugged his fist at the eldest brother and sister-in-law to plead guilty, saying that it was just a joke and there was no malice. Then, the second joke blurted out.

"The Dragon Boat Festival is going to hold a dragon boat race, you all know this custom, right? On this day, all kinds of cakes in the restaurant also participated. Unexpectedly, the roasted wheat was rushed first, and a flash was squeezed into the water. I didn't think about it with Zongzi, I jumped down to save it after taking off my clothes, but its decision was too hasty, and I sank straight down. Seeing that these two goods were about to die, Tangyuan, who simply knew how to water, was also present and rescued them. But as soon as he came ashore, Tang Yuan couldn't help but scold the zongzi, "Are you stupid kid?

This time, everyone was amused again by the vivid anthropomorphic expression and alternative imagination.

It's just that in this year, this can be regarded as a colored "meat joke". As a result, the women blushed and the men laughed little, and everyone endured it.

was even reprimanded by Wang Yunlin.

"Third child, this joke is not good, it can't be put on the stage. Fortunately, no one laughs at you, if you dare to go outside and talk nonsense, I won't agree! Then you hurry up and say okay, if you are as annoying as the first two, I will punish you and sweep the whole yard yourself! And Izumiko is not allowed to help! Do you hear?"

This proposal is very popular. Everyone was in a hurry. Hong Yanzheng even slapped his sycophants, praising his mother for his sainthood, and finally said a fair word and didn't protect his shortcomings.

And just at this time, "Sugar Heart" actually made a grimace at Hong Yanwu. That means also wanting to see his jokes.

The whole wall fell down and everyone pushed it, breaking the drum and hammering ten thousand people.

Fortunately, our third master Hong is not very personable. The belly of the old thief, that's the grocery store. There are countless humorous jokes. There are all kinds of proportions, which can't help him.

Hong Yanwu thought about it for a while, and then followed the third one out of his mouth.

"Let's also talk about the pastry industry in the restaurant. On the night of the Dragon Boat Festival, rice and steamed buns were on a group fight. Rice is crowded with people, a bowl of rice is scattered with thousands of rice grains, and when you see someone who comes to help the buns, you will fight, what vegetable buns, meat buns, bean paste buns, steamed dumplings, dumplings, sugar triangle, all of them are spared. Even the zongzi were forced into a corner. Fortunately, Zongzi was in a hurry, so he tore his clothes in a hurry and shouted at the rice, 'Brothers, see clearly, I'm an undercover agent!'"

"Hahaha!"

The joke was really whimsical and easy to understand. Not only did everyone amuse the collective, but even Hong Jun understood it. Naturally, it has won unanimous praise from everyone.

Hong Lucheng also gave a very high evaluation. Saying this joke is similar to "Gluttonous Array". Hong Yanwu should be let through.

In this way, Hong Yanwu arched his hand at the four seats, and finally sat down relaxedly.

It's just that Hong Lucheng didn't expect that his sentence spared Hong Yanwu, but it added something to himself.

Because everyone has never heard of "Gluttonous Array", they can't help but be curious. Not only did a few children come to inquire about what "Dumpling Array" was, but Hong Jun also asked his grandfather to talk about it.

The old man told the big guy. Saying that "Gluttony Array" is the Taiping lyrics sung by cross talk. The content is to organize hundreds of names of dumplings together, forming a story of two armies facing each other and setting up a battle in formation.

Like "Roasted wheat went out to lose his life, and Wowotou returned to the camp to rescue the soldiers", what "trough cake rode a Saqi horse, and the yellow bar was in his hand". All of them are like this.

Hey, this simple sentence or two can be heard as the language is extremely funny.

But in this way, of course, everyone is more interested, and they all beg Hong Lu to give him a complete paragraph. Especially Hong Jun, the villain, shook his grandfather's arm like candy.

There was no way, it was difficult to be warm, so Hong Lucheng had no choice but to reluctantly make it difficult and sang a short paragraph for everyone.

Don't say it, it's really good for the old man to be able to vote for the old student's voice. And don't look at him who hasn't heard of it for many years, but because the ancestors of the Hong family started by opening a "dumpling shop", he still remembers the words very clearly, and the order and dynamics of dozens of cakes are vividly expressed.

As a result, as soon as the old man finished singing, it was a rave review. Everyone recommended it, far surpassing Hong Yanzheng's "movie skewers" and Hong Yanwu's few small jokes.

In this way, the old man's program is temporarily recognized as the first place in the field of quyi.

But that's not all. At this time, everyone's interest can be called the most enthusiastic, and they are inevitably a little unsatisfied, still looking forward to someone performing a wonderful show again.

So after Hong Jun temporarily saved the scene with two children's songs as a small section in the middle of the game. Hong Yanwu made another suggestion, saying that since my father has acted in the show today, my mother naturally has to have one.

At the same time, this kid is afraid of his mother's resignation. There is also a big revelation. He claimed that he found a hole flute in the old things at home, and he just handed it over to his parents today, and his father said that it was his mother's favorite thing back then. Apparently Mom knows a few tunes.

Okay, in this way, Wang Yunlin can't make excuses. The old lady laughed at Hong Yanwu for a few words, and then happily responded with everyone's applause, saying that she would simply blow a song "Good Night" to the big guys.

In this way, after Hong Yanwu trotted to the house to get a purple bamboo nine-section hole flute, Wang Yunlin carefully wiped the mouthpiece with a handkerchief dipped in "lotus white", and a leisurely flute sound was soaked in the clear night.

The tune is particularly delicate and beautiful, which instantly calms down the hustle and bustle of everyone, and makes the whole courtyard as quiet as water.

To say that this song "Good Night", in fact, the original name is "New Year's Eve", which is a track composed by composer Liu Tianhua on Chinese New Year's Eve in 1928.

At that time, several of Liu Tianhua's students and his relatives and friends came to his house to celebrate the New Year, and the warm atmosphere inside and the lively and cheerful festive atmosphere outside were blended together, which made Liu Tianhua feel very good.

Therefore, the melody of this piece should be smooth and soft, with very few ups and downs, and it is entirely to express the author's comfortable and relaxed mood. So in terms of mood and atmosphere, it is very appropriate for today's Hong family banquet.

In fact, this is exactly the case, although the lights in the garden reflect the shadows of the trees outside the attic. The pink wall on the east side is still there, and the wisteria on the west side is still there, listening to such a song, it is inevitable that people will feel like they are in a different world.

However, the aroma of the wine on the wooden table and the braised yellow croaker, together with the song "Good Night", undoubtedly adds a layer of warm home flavor to everyone's hearts, making people feel a wonderful comfort and warmth between imagination and reality.

So for a while, in addition to Hong Jun, he could also focus on eating, and Hong Yi lay in his mother's arms and fell asleep. Everyone else almost fell into a savory contemplation, a lazy silence.

Everyone will just sit silently, staring at Wang Yunlin sitting under the light of the lantern, looking at the huge attic behind her and the shadows of the trees, pink walls, and wisteria outside the building, they will feel that this moment is so beautiful.

No matter who it is, all the listeners will no longer feel a little hot and dry under the sound of the flute and the moonlight, and the boiling and active thinking seems to turn into a fixed symbol, fading and retreating in their minds.

Of course, what everyone is thinking about is certainly not exactly the same, and they will have their own subtle experiences.

For example, Hong Lucheng is revisiting and remembering history.

He couldn't help but think of when he was younger, when his wife was blowing here, and he sat here and listened, and he still does it today.

Not only are the children older, but they also have their own children!

And most of the sons and daughters of the Hong family are sighing and admiring. It's just that they unexpectedly saw a side of their mother that they never showed.

Mom blows it so well. Mom, how can you do anything? Qin, chess, calligraphy and painting, everyone is beautiful. But it has been hidden in obscurity for so many years. I really don't know how many secrets my mother still has?

That's what makes real people not show their faces. Our generation is too shallow to compare.

Sugar Heart's mind is actually similar. But the sense of envy is even more prominent.

She felt that her future mother-in-law must have been a great beauty when she was young, even now, she could feel an indescribable attraction from Wang Yunlin's body.

In her opinion, this should be roughly called "charm". It's a beauty that is hard to achieve with any external embellishment. It is a kind of calmness that will never panic and will not be weak when it encounters anything.

If only she could be like this when she's old.

The only thing that is a little different from everyone is Hong Yanwu, this kid's ideological realm is very depraved.

He lit a cigarette for himself, spit out the smoke and took two more sips of soda, and couldn't help but think with a sense of accomplishment.

Those people outside the courtyard have what they have in their minds all day long: "emancipate the mind, seek truth from facts, and move forward in unity" and "adhere to the four cardinal principles".

It's still the appearance of our "evil old society", which is a bit interesting!

Not to mention, the local owner's old wealth is good! In the house, it is completely his own world, and no one will tell him how to toss it.

Well, when I am more developed, I also get a few pandas to go home to raise, and every day at dusk, the whole family takes the pandas in the garden to walk them. Great!

No, no, no, this is a bit too much! Sima Zhaoxiao's allusion to Liu Chan has taught us that we must not forget that we will be defeated!

Yes, happy people, keep a low profile. Save those who are unfortunate, suffer.

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