Chapter 593: Shakespeare
"Since you are asking for yourself, why is the donor here?" the old monk called the Buddha, still with a smile on his face, but there was a kind of-for-tat meaning in his words.
Lin Tian was speechless for a while when he heard this, "it, if it wasn't for my wife to let me come, do you think I would be idle and have nothing to do here?" What are you kidding!
Obviously, this kind of thing is inconvenient to say to people, especially to an old monk, so Lin Tian didn't speak, just pouted.
And the old monk smiled slightly when he saw this, and he was satisfied, he could be regarded as the person who asked the richest man in the world! However, today's luck is so good that it explodes! Even Lin Tian and Fan Tong have gone to play in their own small temple, if this is a good publicity... Roar, roar, roar... My beautiful little bills...
However, the urgent need at the moment is not publicity, it should be a good time to fool around and see if you can get some incense money! Presumably, someone like Lin Tian should not care about this little money, right?
"Amitabha, Lord Lin, my heart is not sincere, I am afraid that my wish will not come true..."
Is this old monk cursing me? If you don't worship the Buddha with labor and management, you won't have any children? Is that child born to me or to a special one? Can you, an old monk, speak! According to what you mean, you don't need to be a child to give birth to a child, just worship a Buddha?
Without waiting for Lin Tian to speak, Fan Tong beside Lin Tian suddenly pulled Lin Tian and whispered: "Brother Lin, I feel that what the master said is good, you should bow down!
Lin Tian was speechless, and said in his heart, what are you doing to make a fuss! Haven't you seen it yet? This old monk is pretending to be here!
"Alas, monk, did you grow up in this temple since you were a child?" Lin Tian asked for no reason.
This made the old monk a little strange, but he still replied: "Exactly..."
"Haven't been down the mountain?"
"The monks don't speak, they go down. The old monk said honestly, how can it be said that he has never been out here in his life!
"And what do you think of the world down the mountain?"
The old monk didn't understand why Lin Tian asked this, and he didn't understand Lin Tian's intention in asking this, but he knew that one thing was enough, that is, caution!
So in order to maintain his demeanor as a monk, he didn't dare to say anything like drunkenness, so the old monk calmed down for a while and said, "The pink skeletons are all vain. ”
Who knows, when Lin Tian heard this, the corners of his mouth hooked, and the old monk's words were intriguing? If you say that what kind of beings are confused, you still think that he is a monk who is compassionate and compassionate, but why did you come to a pink skull? What have you seen?
"Oh, the life of a monk is quite exciting!" Lin Tian teased, his eyes flashing with unknown meaning.
"Amitabha. The old monk may also feel that he said the wrong thing, and when he heard the words, he directly said the Buddha's name without answering.
However, Lin Tian didn't want to let him go like this, and asked, "I don't know how the master doesn't know the worldly red dust all his life, how do you feel?"
"I don't know what Lord Lin agrees to say?" The old monk's head began to sweat, he already knew why he always felt that something was wrong!
Lin Tian didn't say anything to the old monk when he heard this, and then smiled directly at Fan Tong, who was dazed: "Alas, do you know who a monk wants to know the most in his life?"
"Huh?" Fan Tong was thinking about what Lin Tian was thinking, and was suddenly asked by Lin Tian, his head didn't turn around, and he couldn't help but be stunned, I don't know why Lin Tian suddenly played guessing with him, but he still cooperated: "Who?"
"Hehe, Shakespeare!" Lin Tian glanced at the old monk and said the answer with a sneer.
"Shakespeare?" Fan Tong silently read the answer, not realizing what it meant for a while.
I heard Lin Tian ask the old monk again: "Master, you said, Sha~Shi~Bi~Ya?"
Lin Tian deliberately pulled out a long tone, and at this moment, it is estimated that even a man can react to what this special means!
The old monk's face turned red, and there seemed to be 10,000 sentences rushing through his heart, how did he take it, didn't he say that successful people are very self-contained?
In this regard, the old monk could only scold and shout a few words in his heart, as for saying it directly, one is not in line with his identity as a monk, and the other is that Lin Tian can't be provoked!
"Amitabha, Lord Lin, please respect yourself, the pure place of Buddhism, you must not make such remarks. ”
"Hehe, did I say anything? I just said a person's name, but you, the monk, actually understood it in an instant, and you have a good life!" Lin Tian said, except for his wife, he was not afraid of anyone! So, Lin Tian almost scolded back the moment the old monk spoke.
And Fan Tong still stayed in the meaning of Shakespeare and couldn't extricate himself, looking at Lin Tian with the same look as an old driver.
Shakespeare? Isn't it a homophone? Ahem... Six!
The old monk was speechless by Lin Tianyi, because of the problem of position, the old monk couldn't just open his mouth and scold the street, so the old monk was very aggrieved now, he was already thinking about where his bottle of quick-acting heart-saving pill that he hadn't eaten for twenty years was... Well, I hope this thing doesn't have an expiration date!
"Hehe, Fan Tong, let's go!" Lin Tian smiled, then patted Fan Tong, and left without looking back.
"Alas, Brother Lin, don't you want the Fu?" Fan Tong hurriedly followed when he heard this.
Lin Tian waved his hand without replying, like this kind of temple, it is useless to think of these so-called talismans, and the rumors outside are probably just false rumors.
However, when the two of them went down the mountain, Lin Tian suddenly regretted it, because Lin Tian suddenly remembered that even if this talisman was useless, he had to buy it! This is what Xie Liyao wanted! Well, it was worth buying it for a few hundred yuan to give Xie Liyao a peace of mind, even if Lin Tianming knew that this thing was useless at all!
"Alas, Brother Lin, why did you leave suddenly?" Fan Tong chased after him and asked.
"Haven't you seen it yet, this temple is a fishing place, and people like you are still fishing for stupid people with a lot of money!" Lin Tian rolled his eyes, and said in his heart, why hasn't Fan Tong found out until now! How anxious is this IQ? If it was said that hundreds of years ago, the monks here might still be true, but now, hehe... It's a Buddhist store!
"Then what should I do with Sister Ting?" Fan Tong scratched his head when he heard this, and didn't ask for a talisman, so Lin Tian would definitely have a hard time when he went home!
"It's okay, I've got an idea. Lin Tian said, looking at a stall at the bottom of the mountain not far from Lin Tian's side, which resembled a small stall selling some small souvenirs.
On that stall, there are also a lot of talismans, compared to the kind of ghost paintings on the mountain that look artificially written, the talismans here are obviously much more beautiful...
"Boss, how much is this?"
As he spoke, Lin Tian walked over, and then asked with one hand holding up a talisman pendant that didn't look so much like a modern craft.
"Oh, this, twenty. Hearing this, the stall owner looked at the things in Lin Tian's hand, and then quoted the price.
Lin Tian nodded when he heard this, this is okay, it is much cheaper than those so-called master genuine products on the mountain, and... It looks better on it...
What? You say that those on the mountain can't compare with these machines? Just kidding! It's all decorations, it's also chicken ribs, what's the comparison!
"Okay, get me one. Lin Tian took the pendant off the stall, and then paid directly, and then asked the stall owner to replace the rope of the talisman pendant with one that didn't look so gorgeous and beautiful, so the question is, isn't it beautiful? It's good, but if it's the original, even a fool can see that this is definitely not the kind that he asked for from the temple!
Well, for shoddy things, Lin Tian is still quite proficient in doing it, this is called steady...
Subsequently, Fan Tong saw that the pendant was beautiful, and he also bought two and prepared to go back to Zhao Ya and play for a while, as for the permanent wearing... Thinking too much, this kind of thing of twenty yuan a piece can go around in the hands of his wife and son, and it will not be in vain!
After completing the task, the two of them walked around here for a while, and when they left, they both carried a few gadgets similar to souvenirs too much, and then, the two parted ways, each went back to their own home, and each found their own mother.
But said that after Lin Tian returned home, Xie Liyao heard the news and went downstairs, and when she saw Xie Liyao, Lin Tian didn't say anything, she took out the pendant from her pocket and threw it to Xie Liyao, and then lowered her head and changed her slippers intently.
Xie Liyao stretched out her hands to catch the embellishment, first glanced at it, I have to say, although it is a twenty yuan thing, but the workmanship is still very beautiful, so Xie Liyao was a little surprised by the craftsmanship of those monks, but Xie Liyao didn't think much about it, and said to Lin Tian in disgust: "Be careful! This is our son in the future, what if it breaks?"
"......" Lin Tian looked at the triangular pendant in Xie Liyao's hand with a strange expression, and said in his heart that if your son and I grow up like this in the future, I won't be able to live!
And, sister, even if she's a pendant, it's paper!
Xie Liyao didn't care about Lin Tian's reaction, she put on embellishments, found a floor-to-ceiling full-length mirror and put a few poos in a stinky way, then turned her head with a happy face, and smiled at Lin Tian: "How is it?
Lin Tian can say that it is not good-looking? Besides, Xie Liyao herself is peerless and enchanting, a natural clothes rack, don't look at the 20 yuan pendant, I am afraid that some people will believe it when I bring it to Xie Liyao and say that it is a pendant of hundreds of thousands!
"Good-looking!" Lin Tian smiled at the corner of his mouth, nodded seriously, just kidding, so many different styles of pendants, I fell in love with it at a glance, can it not look good? Besides, wearing and wearing these two things are themselves to see people, if you don't have that temperament, even if it is a world famous brand, I'm afraid it will not be as good as a migrant worker when it is passed out!
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