In other words, Wang Dadong didn't understand what it meant when he heard the first half?

But after hearing the last sentence, Wang Dadong's face changed, "The dead fat man of Rolling Nima actually wants to explode Lao Tzu's little Juju." [Full text reading]"

Wang Dadong rolled his eyes disgustedly and scolded angrily: "Get out of the way, Lao Tzu's orientation is very normal." ”

The fat man shook his head, picked his feet with another hand, picked his nostrils with another hand, and sighed: "Hey, the opposite sex can only reproduce, and the same sex is true love." ”

"Police!" Wang Dadong really couldn't stand it.

If you really lock up with this disgusting big fat man tonight, it is estimated that you will be nauseated to death tomorrow morning.

"Why? I figured it out, whether it was detention or fine. The male policeman asked coldly.

"Fine, let me out quickly!" Wang Dadong didn't want to stay in this detention cell for a minute.

Out of the detention room, Wang Dadong suddenly felt relieved, and even the air was a lot fresher. He said that as soon as he entered the detention cell, there was a strange smell, and now he remembered that it was the smell of future generations.

Damn, that big fat man is picking his nostrils and picking his feet, and Nyima is disgusting.

"Are you sure you want to do this?" the policeman was a little surprised.

After all, according to Wang Dadong, he only has his wife at home. But yes, it's much better to be beaten to death by your wife than to be disgusted to death by that dead fat man.

"Is it okay if I don't call my wife?"

"Okay, as long as you can pay the money. The policeman said.

Wang Dadong frowned, who the hell is going to help? Paralyzed, he must not find those little rabbit cubs in hell, otherwise he will have to be ridiculed to death.

Lin Shi'er? What's more, it's absolutely the rhythm of no-zuo-no-die.

That's no different from going directly to the female boss.

Forget it, now I guess I can't wait for him to sit through the prison.

The security guard, Pesci, didn't know the phone.

Wang Dadong finally remembered a person, and immediately took out the phone and dialed it!

"Hey, Master, are you going to teach me kung fu again?" Liu Tong's somewhat lazy voice came from the phone, and it was estimated that this girl had already slept.

Wang Dadong coughed, "Ahem, my good apprentice, the master is teaching you martial arts and helping you fight bad guys, is the master good to you?"

"Well, the master is the best for others. ”

"Ahem, now it's time for you to repay your master. ”

When the little policewoman heard this, she suddenly became vigilant, "Master, what are you doing?

Wang Dadong said dissatisfiedly: "Uh-huh, do you see that your master and I are like that?"

"Like ...... But people believe that master, you will definitely not be a beast. The little policewoman grinned.

"Okay, you take 5,000 yuan now and hurry up to the Pingjiang Branch of the Municipal Public Security Bureau. ”

"Wow, master, you're not going to catch the bad guys again, are you?" the little policewoman's excited voice rang on the phone.

Wang Dadong's forehead was a little sweaty, "No, you hurry up, you'll know when you come." ”

After hanging up the phone, Wang Dadong looked at the text message on his mobile phone by the way, and was immediately startled.

Oops, I forgot that I had a date with my wife today, and it seems that tonight is destined to be an unusual night.

Moreover, Lin Shiyan has been waiting in the hotel for two hours at the moment.

"Restraint, I must restrain it, he must have something important to delay?" Lin Shiyan held a knife and fork in his hand and carved vigorously on the dining table.

Lin Shiyan, as a proud female old president, naturally it is impossible to call Wang Dadong, let alone ask others about Wang Dadong's whereabouts.

After all, if Wang Dadong knew, he would think that she cared about him very much.

"Wang Dadong, do you dare to come tonight? President Ben will definitely want you to look good, hum~"

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The beautiful little policewoman thought that Wang Dadong was going to give her a lot of credit again? Quickly got up, went to the ATM downstairs to withdraw the money, and then rode her own Harley-Davidson motorcycle towards the Pingjiang Branch.

In less than half an hour, the little policewoman appeared at the Pingjiang Branch.

"Master, did you help me catch the villain again?" As soon as she saw Wang Dadong, the little policewoman said excitedly.

"Your master was arrested on suspicion of soliciting prostitution, paid a fine, signed and left. The male policeman on the side said coldly.

The smile on the little policewoman's face froze suddenly, and then she looked at Wang Dadong in shock.

Wang Dadong couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to drill down, he was paralyzed, this time he was really embarrassed to his grandmother's house.

"Long Qiuyu, you remember to Lao Tzu, if Lao Tzu doesn't let you kneel down and sing conquest, Lao Tzu won't be called the death knell of hell!"

"Master, you really did a beast...... If you do this, will your wife make it......" After a long time, the little policewoman sighed faintly.

Wang Dadong didn't bother to explain so much, the matter has come to this point, it is useless to talk more, if you want to blame, you can only blame yourself for not being able to resist the temptation.

The little policewoman paid the fine sullenly, and the two walked out of the police station together.

"Master, man, sometimes some special needs are understandable, but your wife is so beautiful, how could you do such a thing. The little policewoman asked puzzled.

This guy's wife is comparable to a fairy, and he even goes out to fool around? I really don't know, is there a problem with the circuits in these men's brains?

Wang Dadong sighed, did not speak, and showed a sad look.

His wife is indeed beautiful, but what is the use of being beautiful? she can only look at it, but she can't eat it, and it is extremely difficult to even kiss her.

If he hadn't held back for too long, he wouldn't have been in his brain for a while, and he fell in love with Long Qiuyu's way.

As the saying goes: there must be a demon when things go wrong, and under normal circumstances, Wang Dadong should easily judge that this is a trap.

However, men are like that, once they start to think about problems with their lower half of their bodies, their IQ is basically negative.

"Hehe, master, I'll help you this time, because I think you're still a good man! I believe you're just being fooled by ghosts for a while, and I hope you won't make the same mistake again in the future." The little sheriff sighed.

"Don't worry, I won't make the same mistake twice. Wang Dadong squinted his eyes and said.

He is not an idiot, he was tricked by Long Qiuyu once, and he will be tricked twice?

Hmph, that's too much to underestimate the king of this soldier.

Liu Tong naturally didn't know what Wang Dadong was thinking, and nodded with satisfaction, "Master, I have always admired you, I hope you can always let me worship." ”

Wang Dadong didn't want to continue on this topic, so he changed the topic and said: "By the way, what is the origin of the group of fierce girls last time, have you found out?"

Liu Tong nodded, with a solemn look on his face, "I don't know if I don't check, I'm shocked when I check it, those women are all missing." ”

Wang Dadong felt that there was nothing abnormal, after all, being a young lady was not an honorable thing, and it was a good thing to make his family think that he was missing.

Liu Tong shook his head, "It's not normal at all, do you know that one of those young ladies is a billionaire woman." ”

"Ah, wouldn't it?" Wang Dadong was shocked.

"I don't think so, but that's the case?" Liu Tong sighed helplessly.

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