Chapter 1600 Those who offend my Huaxia will pee even if they are far away!
Hmph! Don't tell the old lady, do you think the old lady won't hear it? Fortunately, the old lady has been prepared!
Rose glanced inside the bathroom, through the glass door, a vaguely burly figure. Rose flipped to the edge of the bed and reached out to touch the bottom of the bed!
Da!
A small mechanism triggered, and a small drawer popped out, and inside was a small earphone, which Rose picked up and put to her ear, and immediately heard the clear voice of Number One. However, the voice in the phone was a little small, and Rose's fingers flicked the knob on the small earphone in her ear, and she immediately heard Eisen's voice on the phone.
"Ahem, are you sure there's really no one around, is it really in the bathroom? That's the best!"
"Less nonsense, talk fast!"
"Don't worry, I'll just say...... Rustling...... Rustle......"
Damn! What kind of shit is this, it's not bad sooner, it's not bad late, it's bad at this time? So what did Eisen say to Number One?
Rose listened attentively, and suddenly there was a noisy sound in her ears, there was a problem with the listening equipment installed in the bathroom, but she was so anxious that Rose wanted to rush into the bathroom!
Bang!
"Ahh
Just when Rose was in a hurry, No. 1 in the bathroom suddenly burst out, roared angrily, and the person came out directly through the glass door, and the mobile phone in his hand smashed against the wall and turned into countless fragments.
"Dear...... Honey, you, are you alright?" Rose trembled, it was obviously the first time she had seen Number so angry, her face was black and red for a while.
In this way, Rose was even more curious about what Eisen said to No. 1 on the phone that could make No. 1 angry like this.
"Hmph, it's okay!Sleep!Bastard thing!Rose, you'll post a message tomorrow, and everyone will keep an eye on that Eisen's guy!Courage, it's been a long time since I've seen a young man like this!Interesting!"
No. 1 was so angry that JJ was trembling with anger. If it weren't for the fact that across the Pacific Ocean, One would have rushed to find that Eisen just now and tore him alive!
It's really bold, I called him in the middle of the night, and I dared to play such a prank joke with him, No. 1 was so angry that he wanted to kill!
But this matter is really embarrassing, when Rose asked, No. 1 he didn't want to keep it secret, he couldn't tell her, in fact, it was difficult to speak. This face is so embarrassed that No. 1 is reluctant to let others know, including the women around him.
And this guy named Eisen, even if he runs to Mars, One will kill him with his own hands to wash away the humiliation he just suffered.
"Oh......"
Rose's understanding is crooked, and there are many things in her heart. No. 1 rarely says that he wants to pay attention to a young man, which makes Rose immediately think of the fact that No. 1 is recruiting assistants recently, and this Eisen won't be No. 1's favorite object, right?
……
And somewhere in the Shennong primeval forest far away in China is a completely different scene.
"Ahaha......"
"Miyayoshi, this is too bad, isn't it? laugh at me......
Except for Aisen, who was already crying, everyone couldn't stand up straight with laughter, even people like Hu Feixue, who were not good at smiling, were laughing with tears in their eyes.
Everyone has always been very curious, what does Miyayoshi want to say to No. 1 about something important, and also said that it is related to the survival and development of No. 1 and his superpower alliance, so everyone up their ears and listens!
"What I want to say is, it's time for you to get up and pee!"
Poof!
Absolutely down!
Around Miyayoshi, everyone slipped and fell, and it took a full two seconds for everyone to come back to their senses and slap the floor and laugh!
Among them, Miyayoshi laughed even more presumptuously, rolling on the spot, and slamming his fists on the ground from time to time.
For this scene, Miyayoshi endured it for a long time! When he said this sentence 'No. 1, you should get up and pee', it was really more enjoyable than killing and clearing the game when playing a game!
The number one on the other end of the phone, the founder of the dignified Superpower Alliance, when has he ever been teased like this? I have been looking forward to the major news for a long time, but the result is just a 'kind' reminder, telling you to get up and pee, and asking you if you are broken down or not?
No. 1 was stunned for three seconds before he came back to his senses, and then he heard a lot of hilarious sounds on the other end of the phone, both men and women, which was another critical blow to him. It turned out that he was teased, and there was a group of people watching from the side, which added fuel to the fire for No. 1 and ran away on the spot!
Of course, how to run wild on his side, this is not the scope of Miyayoshi's consideration, what he wants is a game process.
"Gong Ji, you asked for the mobile phone number of Bantian No. 1, just to tell people No. 1 to get up and pee?"
After laughing enough, Qiu Wushuang eased his mood and asked Miyayoshi.
"Yes! Otherwise, Brother Qiu, what do you think I can do if I find No. 1? Although I, Gong Ji, am not a person with great ability, but I have also heard a saying, those who offend me in Huaxia will be punished even if they are far away! I don't have the ability to kill No. 1, but in the future, I can still do such a trivial matter as calling No. 1 every day to ask No. 1 to get up and pee. ”
Gong Ji replied to Qiu Wushuang with a smile, and immediately told Mary when he turned around: "Mary, help me remember it, and in the future, I will add one more to my daily tasks, and call No. 1 every day." ”
"Oh, yes, Master, Master, can I record your mission as a pee even if I am far away?" Mary nodded in response, took out a small notebook, and wrote it down.
"Hey, Mary, your Chinese language is making rapid progress! You can learn and use it lively, and you have a future! Yes, I like this sentence! Those who offend me in Huaxia, even if they are far away, they will urinate! It smells! Very good, write it down! Brother Qiu, Sister Hu, why are you looking at me like this? Don't you think that this sentence modified by Mary has been changed to be very down-to-earth? Is it more in line with the current era?"
Miyayoshi was amazed and gave Mary a great compliment! When he turned around, he saw everyone looking at him and Mary with strange eyes.
And He Feng covered his face with his hands and ran to the side, unable to bear to look directly, feeling that he was better away from it. Mary's daughter was really completely abducted by this guy Miyayoshi!
"Ahem...... It's grounded enough...... But Miyayoshi, you have completely offended No. 1 in this way, and you are almost against the entire Western Superpower Alliance. You're going to be in real trouble in the future, have you thought about that?"
Qiu Wushuang was really convinced by Gong Ji, the first time he saw someone dare to tease No. 1 like this, it was the founder of the Super Alliance of Powers!
It was cool just now, but after the coolness is over, it must face a serious problem. Next, it may be to face the crazy revenge of the Western Superpower Alliance. Not to mention the few of them, even Qiu Wushuang united all the superpowers and newly awakened heroes of Shanghuaxia, and it was difficult for them to resist the retaliation of the Western Superpower Alliance. In this regard, Qiu Wushuang remained rational and worried about Miyayoshi.
"Don't be afraid! When we get out, I recommend Miyayoshi to the 251 Special Combat Team. I believe that as long as it is in Huaxia, Gong Ji's self-protection ability is no problem! With the list of this superpower alliance group, Gong Ji can completely join. ”
Hu Feixue was secretly happy, Gong Guitar offended No. 1, this time Gong Guitar had no choice, it seemed that he could only join the 251 special combat team with her. With the power of the Huaxia State as a backer, even if it offends the entire Western Superpower Alliance organization and operates in Huaxia, this self-protection is absolutely no problem.
Hu Feixue secretly worked hard for a long time, didn't she just want to win over Miyoshi to join the 251 special combat team? It's just that there was some accident and she took her up, but she still didn't succeed. Now that the Western Superpower Alliance is putting pressure on the outside, it's already half the story.
"Hehe, what superpowers, what number one, how can they be as terrible as you say? They are all just a pile of garbage, and I never took them seriously! If they dare to come and play with me, I would welcome them. You say, 'When will he find this mad dog?' If he can't find it. I want to send him our coordinates ......"
Gong Ji waved his hand very inflated, saying that Hu Feixue and Qiu Wushuang were worried that these problems were not a problem, and he hadn't thought about it at all. If he was really afraid of the retaliation of the Western Superpower Alliance, Miyayoshi would not play like this.
Seeing that Gong Ji is so inflated, everyone is quite speechless, how can there be such an inflated person in the world? I really think you are invincible in the world?
"Heh! Wushuang, don't persuade you, since people are so awesome, then let's wait and see! I hope that when the time comes, if someone really comes to the door, someone must not cry and call Dad!" Dong Yun sneered, seeing that Gong Ji's bragging is becoming more and more boundless, but I look forward to seeing how Gong Ji's guitar is dead.
DiDi ...... DiDi ......
"Haha, what a coincidence! The person who called Daddy is calling again!"
Gong Ji disdained Dong Yun's ridicule, how could this ignorant woman know about the awesomeness of my ancient coins? In fact, I am really invincible, you mortals really can't envy me!
But recently, Miyayoshi has also found that he is getting more and more inflated, but the feeling of swelling is really refreshing!
When it was cool, the phone called again, and when I looked at the number, I recognized it as the administrator named joke, and Miyayoshi answered it without much thought.
"Oh, my ancestor, is it okay for me to call you Daddy Eisen? Why are your phones always busy, and the line is always busy?
As soon as the phone was connected, I heard Joke with a hint of crying, more of an anxious tone.
"Oh, I just talked to Lord One for a while, and we talked a couple more at a time. What's the matter? Joke, what's the urgency of you?"
Miyayoshi said unhurriedly, as if he didn't feel his anxiety.
Hearing this, the No. 1 adult was on the phone, and his spirit was shocked on the spot, this Eisen is really extraordinary, and he can talk directly to No. 1 on the phone? Now it's four o'clock in the morning in the United States, and he can talk to No. 1 at this point in time? What is the origin of this Eisen?