Chapter 16: Don't Touch Your Aunt's Breasts
With this kind of thought, Chen Tian suddenly found that his mood and mentality had never been more comfortable, and even his unmoving state of mind had a little sense of refinement.
At this time, Dudu ran out wearing slippers, and when he saw Chen Tianhou, he immediately pounced.
"Daddy!"
"Why did Dudu get up so early?" asked Chen Tian as he picked up Dudu with one arm.
Dudu pouted and said, "Little Miss said a dream all night, trapped me, Dad, you have to chase Little Miss in the future, but be prepared to sleep at night!"
"......" Chen Tian rolled his eyes helplessly.
"Chen Tian, I've already had breakfast ready and sent over. Long Yun wore pajamas and walked out to speak.
"Oh, that's a bother. As Chen Tian spoke, his eyes kept wandering over Long Yun's big pajamas, and I have to say that no matter which square angle Long Yun looked at, his figure was extremely attractive.
"Dad, you're drooling. Dudu reminded in a whisper.
"Oh? no, it's just too much saliva. Chen Tian licked his lips.
"I'm going to call Ling Xue. Long Yun said tacitly, turned around and went back to the room.
It didn't take long for breakfast to arrive, Huo Jiumen, Ling Xue and others walked out one after another, leaving Ning Xiaoxiao alone still sleeping in the room.
"Xiaoxiao hasn't gotten up yet?" asked Long Yun, who had changed into a high V-neck and jeans.
"Seems so. Chen Tian said.
"I'll call. Dudu said and slipped off Chen Tian's thigh.
Before the words fell, Ning Xiaoxiao walked out with a pair of panda eyes.
"Xiaoxiao didn't sleep well last night?" asked Chen Tian.
"Hmm. Ning Xiao wrote, looked up at Chen Tian, and was a little eager to speak.
"Something?"
Ning Xiaoxiao bit her lip lightly and nodded, since she saw Chen Tian and the others fighting, she hadn't been able to sleep well all night, except for being afraid, she felt extremely unsafe outside.
In the past, she always felt that she was alone outside, and it must be safe with the taekwonquan she had learned, but now it seems that her kung fu is completely insufficient, and it is even a little difficult to deal with a hooligan gangster, although Chen Tian will be a bodyguard for a month, he will definitely be safe, but what about a month later?
Since the last time Chen Tian taught her a lesson to the horse monkey, she had the urge to learn martial arts, and now seeing Chen Tianmeng like a beast made her think of learning martial arts even more, but she didn't know if Chen Tian would teach herself, if she really wanted to say it, would she be laughed at?
"What do you have to say?" Chen Tian was a little curious.
"I, hmm......" Ning Xiaoxiao was still a little hesitant for a while, especially when everyone looked at her, which made her face feel a little hot.
In the end, Ning Xiaoxiao gritted her teeth and said, "I want to learn martial arts, you teach me!"
"Huh?" Chen Tian was surprised.
Ning Xiaoxiaoxiu's eyebrows furrowed slightly, feeling a little unable to get off the stage, and under the annoyance, her tone became full of gunpowder, "Do you want to teach?"
"Uh, teach, you have to teach. Chen Tian had long been looking forward to being able to pull in the relationship with Ning Xiaoxiao, how could he miss such a good opportunity?
Feeling that Chen Tian was not perfunctory, Ning Xiaoxiao's face was much better, "Then wait until you heal your injuries." ”
"No, it's done today, eat first!" Chen Tian said with a smile, although there was an injury on his arm, it didn't hurt his bones, and he also needed power to teach martial arts.
After hurriedly eating Huo Jiumen, Long Yun and Ling Xue, they simply pulled a table, and openly fought the landlord in the hall on the first floor, while Dudu sat at the front desk like a proprietress, her little hands dragging her chin, and her eyes kept staring at Chen Tian and Ning Xiaoxiao in the courtyard.
Chen Tian stood in the courtyard, holding a teapot in his hand, and looked at Ning Xiaoxiao standing in front of him while drinking tea.
Suddenly, he got up and yelled, "Lizheng!"
Ning Xiaoxiao came to his senses, as if it was a conditioned reflex, his heels were close together with a "snap", his arms naturally drooped, his eyes looked straight ahead, his back was straight, and his movements were quite like the taste of soldiers in the army.
Chen Tian looked at Ning Xiaoxiao's reaction, and a hint of surprise flashed in his eyes, "Yes, other kung fu is not easy to practice, I will teach you military physical boxing today, this is relatively easy to use, suitable for both men and women." ”
"Military Body Fist?" Ning Xiaoxiao frowned when she heard this.
"Why don't you learn this?" asked Chen Tian.
"You don't have to learn this, I have been since I was a child. Ning Xiaoxiao said.
"I will too, and so will I. Dudu said, ran to the courtyard, first a standing, and then played a military body boxing, the moves are clear-eyed, and they are very coherent, and the fight is very strong.
Dudu's military body fist surprised everyone, and even Huo Jiumen, who was playing cards, couldn't help but look sideways, and they were all guessing Dudu's true identity in their hearts.
"That's good, hehe, it's okay, Dudu will practice, let's play while playing!" Chen Tian was also very surprised, but at this time he was too lazy to waste time with Dudu, so he turned his head and said to Ning Xiaoxiao: "It's useless to talk about it, so let's do it, you use the military body fist to hit me, I will also use the military body fist, and I will fight back appropriately, just as a drill." ”
"Okay, but what if you ......" Ning Xiaoxiao wanted to say, "What if I hurt you", but when she thought of Chen Tian's strength, she swallowed back the words of concern directly.
"What if?" Chen Tian asked.
"Nothing, hehe. Ning Xiaoxiao said embarrassedly.
"Then let's do it. Chen Tian said, taking two steps forward.
"Come on, little miss. Dudu cheered Ning Xiao on the side.
"Uh......" Ning Xiaoxiao smiled, turned his head to set up a stance, and jumped forward, hitting Chen Tian in the face with one fist, and at the same time raised his leg and kicked Chen Tian in the abdomen.
Chen Tian didn't avoid it, his hands moved up and down, one hand grabbed Ning Xiaoxiao's pink fist, and the other hand pinched Ning Xiaoxiao's leg.
Ning Xiaoxiao struggled twice and didn't break away, and in a hurry, she took advantage of the situation to raise her left leg and kick Chen Tian, because her hands and feet were in Chen Tian's hands, her center of gravity was not out of balance, and there was also a fulcrum to borrow her strength to kick.
Chen Tian smiled, his hands suddenly loosened, and at the same time, his body took a step back sharply.
Ning Xiaoxiao's right foot and hand were let go by Chen Tian, the center of gravity was unstable, his body had no fulcrum, and the left foot he kicked out naturally lost his strength, and he fell directly to the ground.
"Ahh
"How does it feel?" Feeling the slippery back of Ning Xiaoxiao, Chen Tian asked with a smile.
Ning Xiaoxiao patted his chest and took two breaths, "The strength can't compare to you, but you don't use the military body fist, and the military body fist does not have the move of blocking up and down." After speaking, she turned over and jumped out of Chen Tian's arms.
Chen Tian rubbed his hands, and could vaguely feel the silky greasy feeling of Ning Xiaoxiao's back remaining in his palm, he smiled and said, "Who said that?
Ning Xiaoxiao thought about it, and there really was, "Well, there is, but it's ......"
"But what? Is it a lack of leg movements?" Before she could finish speaking, Chen Tian interrupted: "I don't teach you military body boxing to teach you moves, moves are dead, people are alive, you can't be swayed by moves, but people move various moves." ”
"Okay, follow me to practice the moves of the military body boxing, and after you have practiced all the moves, I will teach you to split the combination. Chen Tian said and made the posture of the first move of military physical boxing, "lunge punching".
Ning Xiaoxiao followed, her right fist rushed out of her waist violently, the center of her fist was downward, her left fist was closed at her waist, and she stood in a lunge under her feet.
"It's ok, but the posture is not standard enough. Don't move, I'll help you adjust. Chen Tian said and walked in front of Ning Xiaoxiao, moved his hands in unison, pressed his left hand on the collarbone intersection above the front of Ning Xiaoxiao's chest, and pressed his right hand on her waist.
"You, what are you going to do?" Ning Xiaoxiao's whole body trembled, and she asked with some panic.
"Help you get upright!" Chen Tian said angrily.
Ning Xiaoxiao blushed and shouted, "Just right, don't touch my chest." ”
"Uh......" Chen Tian found that it might be that his hand was a little big, and his little thumb just pressed against the bulge of Ning Xiaoxiao's chest, which was soft and elastic.
"Don't you take it away?" Ning Xiaoxiao said with a strong pressure on her temperament.
"......" Chen Tian didn't speak, his left hand moved up a little, although he was quite nostalgic for that place, but he was worried that if he didn't move again, it would not be cost-effective to provoke Ning Xiaoxiao to get mad.
"Ahem, why are you pinching my neck?" Ning Xiaoxiao felt a little itchy in her neck, coughed dryly, and roared.
Chen Tian was very helpless, so he had to move his hand down again.
"Your groping pig hand touched your aunt's chest again!" Ning Xiaoxiao said through gritted teeth.
"I'll rub it, who made your chest so big, where can you go without touching it?" Chen Tian cursed in his heart, decisively and simply withdrew his hand, looked left and right, and finally clenched his left hand into a fist against Ning Xiao's collarbone.
"Chest and abdomen. Chen Tian ordered, and at the same time, his left hand pressed back, and his right hand pushed forward Ning Xiaoxiao's waist.
"Ouch!" Ning Xiaoxiao felt a little pain in her lower back, screamed in pain, and the posture of her upper body was set.
Looking at Ning Xiaoxiao's painful face, Chen Tian sighed and squatted down to help her stride.
When Chen Tian's left hand grabbed Ning Xiaoxiao's calf, Ning Xiaoxiao suddenly exclaimed, "Don't touch that, itchy......"
"......" Chen Tian was speechless for a while, raised his hand and pressed Ning Xiaoxiao's thigh.
"Ouch!" Ning Xiaoxiao screamed again, turned her head and glared at Chen Tian angrily.
Chen Tianquan didn't see it, and when he got up, he found that Ning Xiaoxiao's posture on his upper body was incorrect again, and without thinking about it, his left hand pressed directly on Ning Xiaoxiao's chest to help her straighten her posture.
"Chen Tian, don't touch your aunt's breasts!" Ning Xiaoxiao yelled at the top of her voice.
This voice shouted, and Huo Jiumen and the three of them immediately dropped the poker and ran out.
"Alas, if the little lady becomes my stepmother in the future, then I will suffer from it!" he shook his head and sighed!
"......" everyone fainted.
"Don't practice!" Ning Xiaoxiao's face flushed with anger, "Hmph, from today onwards, you will be my bodyguard honestly, and you are not allowed to get close to me half a meter." ”
Author's Note:
I wish you all a happy Chinese New Year's Eve and a happy new year. All the best in the new year!!