Zheng Wei's story
"Hey, you can't do that to me, I didn't spend money, don't be angry. It's useless to be angry, let's be reasonable... This fat man's writing is really good, I'll briefly support what's wrong. Don't do that...""Do you want to eat at night?" I want to eat. "Then squat and don't move. "Okay. "The balcony is the most common place for boys in this house, apart from the bed and sofa. There was a small stool specially prepared by the window, and the boy was holding his mobile phone, sitting on the stool with a big grin, and complaining to the melon skin in the book friend group. "I'm squatting on the balcony again...""I'm afraid of my daughter-in-law!"Eh, feed me this temper!"I'm afraid that my daughter-in-law will eat your rice." Since living together, I have spent money and squatted on the balcony, lost things and squatted on the balcony, and squatted on the balcony with my daughter-in-law... The reasons are always varied. Because girls like to be coquettish, but boys like to die. Knowing that the result is tragic, he still enjoys it, and has repeatedly confirmed the truth that if he does not die, he will not die with practical actions. Boys are cowardly? It's really *** cowardly! But, because the daughter-in-law is good, what's wrong with cowardly?
Girls wake up earlier than boys almost every day, groom, cook, and then start waking boys up. "Hurry up! It takes half an hour to wake you up every morning! You are not annoyed! I still have to put on makeup! Hurry up! Hurry up! I will be late if I rub it again!""...""Hurry up!" "Ah!" It is a similar script almost every morning, but the position of the boy's cover changes, sometimes it is the ear, sometimes the belly...... The cold tap water dispelled the boy's sleepiness, and the girl had already babbled away. The boy yawned, wiped his hands neatly, walked to the door, changed into the clothes that the girl had prepared a long time ago, and prepared to go out to move bricks. "Ding Ding Ding Ding ~" "Hey" "Big lazy worm, it's very hot outside today, don't wear sneakers, balabala, okay, don't say it, you're going to be late!" "Dudu Dudu" "...... Oh"
The time to move bricks is always long... After working hard for half a day, I looked up and saw that it was only noon. The boy grinned and snapped his fingers to figure out if he would make it to the end of the month. Alas, when will the financial power be returned to my hands? Look up to the sky and sigh! I want to cry without tears! "Ding Ding Ding Ding~" "Hey, let me tell you, it's bad luck in the morning, balabalaha! What do you eat at noon, it's hot, your stomach is not good, don't eat too cold, you know? It's okay, don't always look at your phone, your eyes are uncomfortable, you shouldn't be able to see me clearly! Don't say it, you eat quickly, I'll eat cake with Sister Xiaoqing! Bye!" "Dudu Dudu"...... Oh"
The girl always had all sorts of weird childish thoughts: "Do you want to try making fruit tarts?" "Hey~ I'm here!I'll tell you, it's interesting!Today's balabalaha......ha
"Are you sure you eat this kind of thing for dinner?" I won't die!" "What do you say?! It's just not pretty! Do you have itchy skin or do you want to go to the balcony to blow the wind!""I'll eat I'll eat..."The boy took a bite of the pie, eh, I'll go! It's really unpalatable! Before the boy opened his mouth to speak, the girl stood up directly, "I'm full~These are all yours!" The girl threw the leftover pie into the boy's bowl, ran to the sofa and began to nibble on the peaches. The boy looked at the pile of pies and didn't know what to think..."Can I choose to go to the balcony and not eat it?" I think...""No!" "...... Oh"
In the end, a bunch of fruit pies were sent downstairs to feed the stray cats at the cost of mopping the floor, and the boy lay on the ground and wiped the floor and complained. "Your pie isn't going to kill a stray cat, is it?" "What are you talking about! How is that possible! That's a creative love dinner, you know what balabala...... Oh"
At night, the boy collapsed on the bed and wrote a group of friends, while the girl lay on the side, nodding sleepily and insisting on chasing TV series...... A bunch of melon peels in the book friend group began to jump again. also swiped the screen to let the boy tell the story, but also to tell the love story. You guys are really floating, I won't talk about it!"Hmm! really fragrant" The boy who was defeated by Wang Jingze's law gave in. Because I wasn't going to talk about it in a mess, but while looking at the girl next to me, I was telling the story of two people. It feels really good. The boy was serious. In the end, when the girl came to his city to accompany him regardless of it, her eyes were red..."I finished talking about you melon skins, and slipped away and hugged my daughter-in-law to sleep" The boy didn't care about the melon skins who were still chattering in the group. hugged his daughter-in-law and kissed her, and she was about to sleep...... After a while, the boy returned to the book friend group, "My daughter-in-law woke up", "Kicked me to get me up", "Said I was too hot", ......
Well, the boy is really scared of his daughter-in-law! But I'm afraid of what's wrong with my daughter-in-law, and my daughter-in-law is good to me!
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