Sizzle!

Huang Shicong listened beside him, and the cold sweat on his forehead did not stop.

It took 10 minutes to have a seizure, so wouldn't that be soon? I'm going to wipe it! What should I do to clear my suspicion?

Huang Shicong's brain is spinning rapidly, with his greatest intelligence, he still can't think of how to break this game, it seems that this black cauldron is really going to be burdened!

This guy Miyayoshi is really a big plague god, every time he mentions his name, he knows that something will happen!

Huang Shicong did not blame himself for being careless, but complained about Gong Ji and passed on this bad luck to him. Now if I want to confess to Brother Cai, he should forgive me, right?

"That'...... That south wind, I'll ask you one more question. If someone accidentally wipes their butts with your immortal ascension paper, is there any way to save it? Or is there any antidote?"

Huang Shicong still didn't give up, hoping to find a remedy, and asked Nanfeng cautiously.

"Well, this question, I just said, because the lethality of the Immortal Ascension Paper is too large, it can be said to be a nuclear bomb in the Tricky Gu Realm, and you must be cautious every time you use it. As for the issue of the antidote, to be honest, I haven't worked it out yet. If there is a need, I will consider it in the future. Huang Shao, what's wrong with you? Why is your face so pale? Your face is really sweaty, are you sure you don't wipe it? I'm really not an immortal paper!"

Nanfeng felt that Huang Shicong's reaction was so strange, he almost thought that he wiped his ass with immortal paper!

"Hehe! Ah Cong, you don't have to worry about this problem, we are a tricky comedy show, not a murder show, and we will definitely not kill people! No fool will wipe his ass with this kind of tricky toilet paper, so the problem you said can't happen at all. By the way, Nanfeng, if you apply this fancy thing, if you apply it to your body, what will be the symptoms? Is the show good?"

Sima Wang hadn't thought at all until now that the toilet paper he just wiped his butt might be immortal paper, and he only cared about whether this tricky person had a show effect.

"Yes, if we dare to start a live broadcast, we have considered the issue of safety, and we will not kill people. Anyone who has used the Ascending Immortal Paper will feel a little numb at first, then it will convuls, and then it will swell. This swelling can be very exaggerated, depending on how much is smeared, it can be three or four times less, and seven or eight times more...... Two bosses, just imagine, the person who was tricked, his front was inflated several times, did he have a show effect when he appeared in the live broadcast?"

Nanfeng said proudly, the immortal ascension paper he developed, no one who had personally experienced it did not know how terrible it was.

"It's really so amazing? That's really good, I'm looking forward to this immortal paper...... Sizzle...... Ah, what's it? How can there be electricity in the chair? Do you feel it?"

Sima Wang clapped his hands and laughed when he heard this, it was quite fun to listen to Nanfeng, it was better than expected, and it was very close to the effect he expected.

At this time, Sima Wang suddenly felt a tingling of chrysanthemums, as if an electric current hit him, startling others to stand up. Then, the body trembled uncontrollably, and the chrysanthemum felt a burst of fire under it, as if it was holding a red-hot iron plate.

"No...... I didn't ......" Huang Shicong's face turned pale and shook his head weakly.

It's coming, it's coming! I just gave it to Brother Cai, and it was really an immortal ascension paper, and now something big is going to happen! What should I do? Huang Shicong What he was most worried about appeared, and when he looked at the time, it was really just ten minutes.

"Neither did I...... Mr. Sima, your reaction is a little strange, is there any discomfort?" Nanfeng was startled by Sima Wangcai's sudden jump, and Sima Wangcai's reaction looked familiar.

"I don't have ...... Yes...... How can that be? What's going on?"

Tear!

Sima Wangcai still wanted to hold on, pretending that he had nothing to do. But the pants were not angry, and the buttocks suddenly seemed to be blowing, and they swelled up instantly, tearing the pants.

"Ah, is this ......" Nanfeng covered his mouth, looking at Sima Wangcai's reaction, wasn't it exactly what he just said?

"Brother Cai, I'm really sorry! I have one thing I have to confess to you, otherwise I will be very upset in my heart. I took the toilet paper from this box. I really didn't mean it, I really don't know what the ascension paper is, you said let me find the paper in the office, I saw it and picked it up and gave it to you. Well, Nanfeng, what do you say now? You have to find a way to ......."

Huang Shicong knew that when the matter came to this point, there was no way to hide it, so he could only confess to Sima Wangcai.

"Ah Cong, you...... Yes...... It's getting bigger, it's starting to get bigger...... I...... Nanfeng, you made this thing, get it for me! Hurry up!smack!spicy!spicy!spicy...... It's going to be on fire! I'm going to have ice! I'm going to have ice water!

Sima Wang suddenly remembered, and he said that it looked a little strange to take a pack of tissues, and he had never seen it in the office!

Oh my God! Chrysanthemums are getting hotter and hotter, it's hot, as if there's a brazier under the butt barbecuing, Sima Wang is going to faint in pain!

Huang Shicong thought that Sima Wang would scold him, obviously thinking too much, because Sima Wang was so painful that he didn't have the strength to scold, he only thought about how to relieve the hot pain of the chrysanthemum, and how to make this swollen, which could explode at any time, stop continuing to swell.

"You can't use ice water, ice water will make the wound worse, be sure to rinse it with hot water, it may be able to relieve the ......"

Nanfeng's forehead was already covered with cold sweat, looking at Sima Wangcai's swollen ass like two hills, thinking to himself, how many pieces of Ascending Immortal Paper did Mr. Sima use to wipe his buttocks? No, why did he use Ascending Immortal Paper to wipe his buttocks?

The Ascending Immortal Paper was developed by Nanfeng, but how to resolve it, he didn't have time to study it, or he didn't think about the antidote at all.

"Hot water? So what are you waiting for? Go get hot water, my ass is going to explode...... Nanfeng, you bastard, if you don't help me get this thing, I want your whole family to ascend to immortality together! Oh! I'm going to die, I'm going to die, call the doctor quickly! I want to have three long and two short, you all have to give me a funeral! Oh...... Big, it's getting bigger!"

Sima Wang shouted in pain, and he couldn't care about his image and scolded.

At this moment, Sima Wang finally realized that the essence of this immortal ascension paper is that after using it, it will really make people ascend to immortals!

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