In the next life, I want to be what you like
It is often said that stray cats and dogs like to squat under the wheels of cars to keep warm when it is cold. Therefore, please take the trouble to take a look before the car owner starts, so as not to harm innocent little lives.
It's nonsense, I like to stay in the wheels because I don't feel safe, just like humans need to hug a big tree when they cry on a rainy day, I hide like I do in summer!
You deserve it. It's been rolled!
Hiding in the most unsafe places for safety, it's no wonder that people say that cats' logic is made of.
Get out! It's not the same when you hug a tree on a rainy day, you may be struck by lightning!
The driver who caused the accident is a very handsome man, and a very handsome man must be accompanied by a woman who screams and scares him not to want it.
But today it seems to be the opposite, the man is scared as if he has low blood sugar, and the woman is looking like a woman and a man is rushing to the rescue!
As a result, a dog ate and fell into the manhole cover!
I think I must have witnessed the beginning of a fairy tale.
They took me to the hospital and then rolled the road, it was so heartfelt, woo woo.
I think the rest of my cat is probably the same, except for a tail that isn't too flexible. I'm trying my best to find my last meal for tomorrow.
They said they wanted to raise me, and I just listened. Cats are not very necessary domesticated pets for humans, where can they be as cheap as dogs?
I'm going to run away from the dogs. Dodging trucks and dodging bear children is the basic quality of a stray cat.
But I didn't expect them to actually come back and pick me up. Roar, they are really together!
Luo Qi is a virtuous and careful woman, most girls at this age pursue a feminist life of individuality and fashion independence, and few of them do housework like her.
She turned Su Beiwang's guest room into my playground, with warm felt pads and solid claw grinders. The cat litter has the scent of lavender, and the water basin and food bowl are actually in the shape of hello-kitty.
I'm like an ignorant beautiful girl who was knocked out by the wealthy family, happiness came too suddenly, and I forgot that life is impermanent and the world is hard.
My happiness is, first of all, intimidated by their happiness...
I thought my future cat would look like this:
Luo Qi and Su Beiwang will get married. And then have a lot of children. They would pull my tail, mess up my hair, and even cut off my beard, but I would never be angry with them.
Because I hurt my children, I would usually be thrown out of the house.
I will be raised by them very fat, sleep 20 hours a day, most of the time like a carpet in the living room, occasionally lick the hair and do nails to put on a mask~
With any luck, they might even let me fall in love. Gave me the opportunity to conceive a child and then go for birth control.
What will my future Prince Charming look like?
I don't like purebred noble princes, they are proud and pretentious, and they have never caught a mouse with their own hands in their lives. And he often looks like a bastard who shoots and runs. I hope he's a snow-white grass cat, who has suffered and suffered, who can catch mice and fight snakes, who laughs a little overbearing and a little guilty, who will give up when he chases me, and who will have a sense of 'woman, are you ready' when he catches me.
Ah, it turns out that Konishi really fits! Except for one point, it's not a cat... Boom.
Luo Qi and Su Beiwang get along, in my opinion, they are a little anxious.
I said aren't you a domineering president, as soon as your clothes are torn, you can just come here? Convenient to snap at any time.
Well, you stand at the very top of social civilization and are better at hiding desires and impulses than we do.
But when I first saw Su Xihang, I knew that the sweat I had been pinching for my parents had finally landed.
At least by Su Beiwang's side, I have never seen such a casual Luo Qi. I know that the happiness of human beings and the basic food and clothing are sufficient. But also love, but also understanding and comfort with each other, Zhenbi Pond.
Su Xihang doesn't like me, saying that I am a mongrel, and you are a mongrel! Your whole family is a mongrel! I don't know who my parents are, as if you know who your parents are!
Later, Luo Qi stopped appearing, and I knew that the kind of cat life I longed for would never come again.
At first, Su Beiwang did not change anything, he was busy with his normal commute, and his normal meals were irregular, but he helped me put cat food and pour cat litter on time at six o'clock in the morning every day. Every week I would be taken downstairs to the pet store to take a shower.
He told the clerk not to allow other male cats to harass me without his permission. That mood is probably like a father marrying a daughter.
He came home later and later, sometimes with a bad complexion, and sometimes with a bad mood. But he rarely called his friends and relatives, and many times he sat alone in the living room, not knowing what he was thinking.
Later, he began to allow me to sleep in his bed. I wonder what kind of power could make a man who was so afraid of cats gradually become fascinated by this fluffy body temperature?
His loneliness...... Is it close to freezing? I'm a little distressed.
He started to sleep with me in his arms, and sometimes I was uncomfortable, so I ran back to his cat kennel, and he would pick me up in the middle of the night.
But once I fell asleep, he would inadvertently kick me into the corner of the bed. f**k!
He was a light sleeper, and it was hard to sleep again when there was a little noise, so a lot of the time, he was in the same bed as me.
I said I'd be crazy if you went on like this, so I peed on his bed that night.
He went to wash the sheets in the middle of the night, and when he was done, he was embarrassed to dry them out, and if the neighborhood misunderstood, maybe tomorrow there would be an aunt from the neighborhood committee holding a dozen photos of girls to tell him about something.
I licked my fur innocently and squatted on the ground to look at him. He suddenly turned around and said to me like a nervous being: "Xiaoqi, what do you say Luo Qi is doing now?"
I went over and rubbed his legs, squatting down with my tail coiled around my two front legs.
That night we lost sleep silently, and I thought, if I don't meet someone worthy of my love, it's not bad to be with you for the rest of my life.
When it was almost early in the morning, Su Beiwang fell asleep. So I missed the regular routine of putting cat food and water on me at six o'clock every day.
I scratched him and scratched him, screaming. Get up, feed me and pour me water!
It's seven o'clock and you don't get up! Aren't you going to have a meeting! Aren't you going to work! You single dog who doesn't hurt anyone should hurry up and be full of energy to welcome the new day.
He was finally quarreled with by me, and he turned pale and scratched his glasses. But before he could stand up, he suddenly bent down and vomited a mouthful of blood.
I was scared by him, and he was scared by himself.
It's the first time I've seen Su Beiwang so flustered, he dragged the sheets to wipe the floor clean, and then changed his clothes and went out, but he still forgot to feed me!
Hey!Rice!!My Rice!!
When he came home again, he smelled of alcohol. I was arrogant, deliberately hiding a few meters away to watch him, and resolutely did not take the initiative to come!
"Small start...... Come here......"
He called me.
I turned my head, but my ears moved inadvertently.
"Small ......"
He sat down against the wall, a white piece of paper floating out of his pocket.
I don't know human writing, but the scribbled handwriting is so fucking that it can only be written by a doctor.
The moment I looked up, I saw him crying.
I want to say don't cry, don't cry, I forgive you, it's okay, it's just a meal, it's a big deal, I will learn to find food for myself in the future.
I ran two quick steps and jumped onto his knee, but I slipped and fell. Because he held his knees, and cried like a child in despair and sorrow.
I licked the back of his hand, rolled and flipped his belly to show him, I said don't cry, no matter what happens, I'll accompany you, can't you?
Although the lifespan of a cat is only ten years, I have done my best to accompany me for ten years. Su Beiwang, are we okay together?
I don't know if it's telepathy or cross-racial love-
He actually understood what I meant, and he said, "Xiaoqi, but I haven't had ten years......"
He hugged me in his arms, tears and snot rubbed against me, and he hugged me for a while before he said, "Shall I send you to my eldest sister......?"
The next day, he took me to Sunan Kaoru's house, and looking at his back as he went downstairs alone, my mood was as uncomfortable as falling out of love.
But he is a human being, I am a cat, and I thought that in my life, I could only fall in love with cats......
I don't like Kaoru Sunam because I know that she is not a person who really likes cats, she only likes her good girl.
She would also prepare a clean cat bed for me, prepare meals for me on time every day, and she bought a whole set of brand new cat mats, cat toilets, and cat food bowls. It's really money to burn, and there are ready-made ones, but I am not allowed to use them.
Especially the claw grinder behind the door, she strictly forbade me to touch it, she said that she didn't like others to touch his things!
I was not convinced, but I went over and poured a soak of urine, and Sunan Xun reprimanded me loudly and closed me on the balcony for an hour.
Then I jumped on the windowsill and looked inside and saw her sitting on the bed with her back to me, holding a picture frame in her hand.
In the photo, there is a man and a woman, and the man has a fat, stupid yellow cat in his arms. That's an exotic shorthair breed, and Garfield is that type.
You stupid human being! No wonder you can't get married at the age of thirty-two!
But looking at the way she wiped her tears while looking at the photos, I couldn't help but curse her. I sympathize with her because I can see the evidence of a lie in the eyes of the man in the photo.
People say that once you cheat once, you don't dare to look your lover in the eye for ten years.
I want to say that you guarded a scumbag, did you make it!
anyay, people's feelings are inherently complicated, maybe Sunan Xun is not obsessed with Zhao Ling's death, but obsessed with the logic of 'dead people can only live in the hearts of the living' and is unwilling to come out.
Anyway, she only treats me as a cat, so I only treat her as a master. I won't tell her that the little worker downstairs who comes to bring her milk and morning newspaper every morning is actually Lin Yuqing pretending!
Just to put your sights on ...... Pull closer to your heart.
Human beings are so hypocritical! Since you like it, you can just pop it on the bed!
Later, Sunan Kaoru wanted to go to other places to participate in the seminar topic, so he threw me to Su Xihang.
That's me...... First time meeting Konishi!
Snow-white fur, tall and strong muscles, and an evil and ** smile-
Wait, why dogs?!
Carob sack - Ahh
The domineering president is a bit cold, and it's not like that to take off his pants without saying a word!
This chased me from heaven to hell, roaring in my ears with a high-decibel loop as I ran. Translated, it is-
"You're so cute, goddess, I've been waiting for a girl like you, your smile melts my heart, I want to bang with you!"
Then Su Xihang kicked him downstairs, picked me up with both hands, looked left and right, and then said with a look of disgust: "You are a noble Siberian sled dog, if you want a cat or a tall one, you want such an ugly grass cat, you don't want to eat!"
I grabbed his face with a snort!
I think that although Su Xihang has the same face as Su Beiwang, he is essentially a completely different man.
His working hours are irregular, but his life is regular.
He often goes to the gym, and even if he doesn't go to the club, he will do push-ups at home or go for a run in the community. In my spare time, I will watch American dramas, the kind of bloody and violent American dramas that are very unnutritious.
Luo Qi had just been discharged from the hospital during this time and had been living with him all the time.
She still likes me more, and she doesn't want to deal with Xiaoxi. She often held me on her lap and sat in Su Xihang's rocking chair to bask in the sun.
The tablet is on top of me......
Xiaoxi just lay on the floor at her feet, and I was playing with **.
Sometimes I get and rush out at once, so in just half a month, Luo Qi's tablet smashed two screens......
One day she was squatting in the yard and fiddling with Su Xihang's exotic flowers and plants, and I escaped with a cactus thorn!
Luo Qi actually laughed at me first, and then thought about helping me heal my injuries!
Women are really brain-dead animals, for example, when she was driving, she was about to hit someone, and her first thought was to scream instead of taking measures!
It was a sunny day and the weather was just right. Luo Qi comforted me and said, "Do you know how Su Beiwang has been doing recently?"
I snorted, and my heart said you, you have a man yourself, don't hit my man's attention.
Then when I looked down, I saw Xiao Xi, who had a red heart in his eyes and didn't dare to come forward casually, and his heart was very congested.
I want to say that my man is Su Beiwang, not you stupid dog.
"I think Su Beiwang is hiding something from me, we are all worried about him, alas, if only you could speak. "Luo Qi gave me medicine and went downstairs to cook, because Su Xihang was about to get off work.
What's the use of caring and missing again, what you love is Su Xihang after all. You won't know how desperate Beiwang cried, you won't know how sick he was, but ...... I can't blame you.
Konishi came to smell me and said it didn't matter, cacti were not poisonous, and I had several sticks on my nose when I first came.
I said get out, I don't have the strength, you can do whatever you want. Since you can't resist rape, it's better to close your eyes and enjoy!
Konishi didn't bully me, he said he just liked me very much, and wanted to do something instinctive to me. But no matter how stupid he is, he knows that he is a dog and I am a cat.
"I heard Su Xihang say that I was going to take the two of us to birth control after a while. "Agan remembers.
I said, I'm only a few months old, and I'm not sexually mature!
"So what, is the meaning of life just a single thing?" Konishi said he was willing, so that he could be with me justifiably.
I said hehe.
At this time, there were still three days before Su Xihang attended the Hongmen banquet for his brother and was seriously injured and critically ill.
Su Xihang left, and then Luo Qi also left. They never came back.
I don't know what happened to them, but the arguments and tears that broke out before leaving the house convinced me that something terrible must have happened.
For two whole days, no one showed up.
Konishi is biting Lisa and John, but unfortunately this is just a skeleton model made of plaster, and it will become scum after two bites, and it can't be eaten at all.
I thought Samoyed's IQ was still very anxious, so I said, if you were too hungry, would you eat me?
He shook his head desperately, and said that if no one came back tomorrow, I would bite off my own claws for you to eat. I have a lot of meat, and I can eat it for a long time......
I bowed my head proudly, and I said that this is what you said, and you volunteered.
Well, he nodded stupidly, and then lay down quietly beside me.
Dogs are much larger than cats, consume quickly, and have severe hunger pangs.
I looked at this big guy with no spirit and thought forget it. I was going to starve him to death first, and then slowly enjoy my own cat food-
I jumped on the cupboard, scratched open the door with my claws, pulled out the little bag of cat food, and opened the gap with my teeth. It flowed down like a fountain of life.
I thought the stupid dog would desperately open his mouth to get his fill down, but he would pile up the grain into a hill with his paws, and then crouch to the side and wait for me to come down.
I said you eat, he shook his head: "We don't know when people will come to the house, these foods are the only ones, you eat first, I'm hungry and then eat." ”
I say you idiot.
Later, when I was full, he took a few symbolic sips, and at night I slept against his stomach and heard him purr. The small pile of food in front of him was within easy reach of his head, but he didn't steal a bite.
I think that as long as I can meet such a thing in this life, whatever it is, it is not bad to sleep with him for the rest of my life.
Later, Xiaoxi and I were officially taken over by Lin Yuqing.
Anyway, the biggest role of this sad man is to stick a knife in his friend's ribs and be on call! He lives a very free life, so he has a lot of time to spend with us. After a long period of contact, I realized that he is actually a man who is very easily misunderstood.
His sloppy appearance envelops the heart of a fancy uncle, but in fact, bedrooms and rooms can be spotlessly clean.
And insist on bathing me and Xiaoxi every day! Damn it, don't you know that cats hate bathing the most!
Sunan Kaoru gradually came more often, and talked to him more. It wasn't until I didn't leave one night that I understood that our lovely Uncle Lin had finally achieved a positive result.
Early the next morning, I saw Sunan Kaoru with a delicate and shy smile like a little woman on her face, she came out in Lin Yuqing's shirt and went to the coffee shop to get breakfast.
Unprecedentedly, she also had a good attitude towards me.
I think, is it the day when Lin Yuqing can replace Zhao Ling, I can also replace the obedient?
Give Uncle Lin a thumbs up!!
I never saw Su Beiwang again, I don't know if he is good or not, and I don't know who else is around him......
So much so that his last helpless cry was like an awl that imprinted the picture in my mind, and every time I thought about it, I felt uncomfortable.
Konishi brought me all kinds of fun things and asked me why I was in a bad mood lately, was I pregnant?
I said you.
"Really, I saw a male cat wandering around in the grass that day, if you ...... Kindness...... I, I don't care. When he said he didn't care, he also had a smile on his face, alas, Satsuma was born with a smile.
I licked his paws and said don't think about it, I'm all on birth control. Let's just Plato for the two of us in this life!
"Xiaoqi, I will definitely be a cat in the next life. ”
That night, a thief entered the café.
Xiaoxi was very vigilant, and just wanted to yell a few times to let Lin Yu down, but I jumped forward to stop him.
I said that I knew this person, and he had a familiar smell on him.
This man's name is Song Ye, and he is Su Beiwang's most trusted assistant.
What did he come to me for?
Looking at the open cat cage in front of me, I looked up at Song Ye's reddened eyes. It didn't take much of his hands, I got into it myself.
Xiaoxi said what are you doing, where are you going!
I said I'm going to accompany him, and he must be ...... I need it a lot.
"Will you come back, I'll be waiting for you here. ”
"Yes. "That was the last thing I said to him.
When I saw Su Beiwang again, I was in a daze for a long time, his eyes were still bright, and his smile was still pure.
But his tight arms, broad chest muscles, and jet-black lustrous hair...... None of them are gone.
He said I'm sorry, I'm so lonely, would you like to stay with me?
I jumped on top of him with a loud cry, but was soon hugged by a gentle and beautiful woman.
"Look north, put on your mask and play with the cat again. ”
He shook his head and said, I don't play, I'll see. Alas, the tone was like that of a little boy who sees his favorite toy in a glass window.
I was standing on the floor, a meter away from him. After calling twice, I asked him how are you?
He said that he was fine, that he was ready for everything, and that he didn't care about life and death, and he didn't care about time.
I said you fart, you cried like a fool the day you were diagnosed.
"Xiaoqi, Luo Qi, are they okay?"
I ignored him, jumped on the chaise longue and lay on my stomach, and I said that I would accompany you until you left, and I passed on your breath and memories to them.
I don't know when Su Beiwang's life will end, and I don't know whether death will come long or fast.
He spends most of his time in a coma, and occasionally eats a little porridge when he is in good spirits. He often stared at the sea outside the window, so I jumped on the window and melted into the painting in his sight.
I want to say when will you die, companionship is a sadistic process, I can't bear you, but I miss Konishi......
"Xiaoqi, why don't you ask Luo Qi to send you back?" He was very weak that day, and it was difficult to even move his fingers while lying on the bed.
I had been hunched around his shoulders, intently trying to see if any souls would appear.
I said I won't go, don't worry, cats are not the same as dogs, I won't ...... Sad for a long time.
If it's Xiaoxi, it's not necessarily.,What kind of loyal dog Hachiko.,Guide dog Xiao Q......
Konishi, Konishi, Konishi!!
I had a nightmare that he was smiling at me. Laughing and running backwards, I finally realized that if a dog tried to catch up with a cat, I couldn't run away at all.
He seemed to want to say something to me, but his throat was stuck and he couldn't.
I woke up from my dream and climbed up and down the window.
Su Beiwang propped himself up and hugged me over and asked me what's wrong?
I wept in his arms, and Mimi's screams almost made my throat hoarse.
He said don't cry, I don't want to make you cry before I leave.
I'm not going to find Konishi, he ...... He......
For the next three days, I couldn't sleep or swallow.
No matter how fragrant the canned food Aunt Hua prepared for me, as soon as I swallowed it, I would feel like my throat was choked and burned.
I lost several pounds and became weaker and weaker. Every time I thought I would never wake up as soon as I closed my eyes, I could always see Konishi.
He licked my with his pink tongue and fanned me with his big tail to repel worms, and he said that he would be in the next life... Be a cat.
Luo Qi is here, she is really a crying and hypocritical Bichi. She told me that Konishi was gone and there was no pain.
What are you crying about, you don't like him.
I blinked and said 'RECEIVED'. Fortunately, I went after him in time.
When I entered samsara, I hesitated for a moment. Do you want to try to be a dog in your next life?
However, he said that he was waiting for me, and I could only jump back to the original path of reincarnation without hesitation.
It's good that in this life I am a noble breed and a loved Ragdoll cat.
The market price ranges from 8,000-40,000.
When Lin Yu took Su Nanxun's hand and came to the cultivation base to choose, I immediately pounced-
"This one is very good, and its eyes are blue, as if it can speak. ”
"Take it with you if you like. Ragdolls have a stable temperament and will not harm small children. ”
That's when I learned that they adopted a son and a daughter after marriage, and they are very well-behaved and very fond of small animals.
A year has passed, and I have matured. The mature cat doesn't think about the law of nature, but the two children are very anxious: "Mom and Dad, is the cat sick?"
"Cats want to fall in love. Sunan Kaoru touched me with a smile.
I thought to myself, are you going to take me to get sterilized again! If you can't give birth yourself, you wish the whole world couldn't give birth, right?
"Ah," said the girl happily, "she's going to give birth to a kitten, isn't she?"
"No, no, we have to find her a boyfriend before we can have a kitten. The little boy stroked my tail: "Mom, my kindergarten classmate also has a ragdoll cat at home, it looks beautiful, let's take the cat on a blind date on the weekend." ”
In this way, I was carried by my family to the car for a weekend picnic and drove all the way to the park where the spring flowers are in good bloom.
The other party was a male puppet of the same age as me, tall, strong, with a white nose, and a ruffian and proud smile.
I was a little shy and hid back, but he graciously invited me to catch butterflies there.
I nodded and asked what your name was. He said hey, long time no see.
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