Chapter 152: Why Don't You Go to Heaven?
A bird spreads its wings and flies by. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
Shen Qiong put the phone back in his pocket, and then walked towards Fan Yuanliang, pinched his fingers, and muttered in his mouth: "The calamity of the disaster is difficult and unreasonable, the blessing is incomparable, and the calamity is not a single line." ”
What the heck?
Everyone looked confused.
What's that?
Is this master starting to fool people? No, no, the master has started to do it?
Fan Yuanliang was a funny one, "What blessing is unparalleled and misfortune is not a single line, anyway, today I have a big birthday, and my longevity is better than Nanshan." ”
"Don't you believe it?" Shen Qiong had a faint smile on the corner of his mouth, deliberately with a hint of provocation, he knew that this kind of person who wanted to die and loved face was the most likely to be provoked.
"If I'm wrong, I'll buy the boat next to it and give it to you. Shen Qiong's words shocked everyone.
I'll it!
Bet that big?
Even Fan Yuanliang was stunned, this ...... Isn't that a joke?
"Huh, scare me, tell you I'm scared!" Fan Yuanliang said without losing his position: "What are you kidding!"
"Do you believe that?" said Shen Qiong with a laugh.
"Nonsense, is it possible that if you say that I am unlucky, you will be unlucky, and if you say that I am lucky, I will be lucky?
"yes, why don't you go to heaven?"
"Hahaha!"
Everyone is looking up and laughing, what are you kidding, if this is something to say, then aren't you against the sky?
Han Chengbin was also a little embarrassed, the master's guidance was too direct, there was no foreplay, if he didn't stand on the master's side, he would also think that Shen Qiong was making it up casually.
At that moment, a piece of bird poop fell from the sky.
Lying on the grass, and bird poop again?
Can you change the routine?
However, in fact, this bird poop did not hit Fan Yuanliang's body, but directly smashed into the broken wine bottle.
"Oh, look at it, what kind of luck is this, you don't have a chance to pick it up and continue drinking, there's a lot of. Gu Liming held back a smile and said.
"You ......" Fan Yuanliang suddenly held his breath, if he didn't care about Master Shen's identity, he would have called his brothers to relieve his anger.
But after all, it's not good to say it rudely, and he still wants to have a good reputation.
At this moment, there was a bang in the boat, and I don't know what the explosion was, and several people looked in from the window and shouted: "Brother Liang, your mobile phone is fully charged!"
Fan Yuanliang's face immediately sank, this is really unlucky...... No way!
You must not admit that you are unlucky, otherwise it will be equivalent to slapping yourself in the face, and then you will finish mocking Master Shen.
"Fart, is that my phone?" Fan Yuanliang walked over with a straight face and pulled out the power supply, "Whose phone is charging?"
Everyone looks at each other, this mobile phone must be his?
You look at me, I look at you, some people's minds didn't turn, and they were stunned.
"Ahem, my my, I'm sorry, I bought a second-hand charger cheaply, which scrapped my phone. Li Chaozhong pretended to smile awkwardly.
"Look at you!" Fan Yuanliang glared at Li Chaozhong and criticized: "What kind of charger did you buy, is it a shame to lose it?"
At this moment, there was a thud, and someone couldn't help but laugh.
Fan Yuanliang was shocked suddenly, glaring at the past to see which fool was so ignorant, but what he saw was Xu Yangkai covering his mouth and laughing vigorously.
When Xu Yangkai came just now, he could see very clearly that Li Chaozhong came with him, and he was still playing with his mobile phone when he came, how could the charged mobile phone be his.
The play played by these two people was so funny, and they pretended to be quite similar, but Xu Yangkai, who knew the truth, couldn't help laughing.
Fan Yuanliang walked out and leaned on the guardrail of the yacht with his hands, and said indifferently: "Drag the ground! ”
Dai Guxuan blinked, pointed at herself in surprise and asked, "Did you call me?"
"Nonsense, you were the one who got dirty. Fan Yuanliang said arrogantly.
Puff puff......
At this moment, the boat started, and then it was dumb again, and within three seconds, Lao Cao's voice came out of the boat: "I can't light it, I just got up and turned off again." ”
"Grass!" Fan Yuanliang slapped the fence next to him unhappily, his hand just went down and slammed, and the place where the rustless steel link of the fence had just begun was disconnected!!
Tear it off, and pull a bloody streak out of his palm.
"!!" Fan Yuanliang scolded angrily, bent down and pressed the injured hand with his other hand, shouting: "Tissue tissue, give me the tissue!"
The group was in a hurry, and it took a while to bring the tissue, and a deep scar was very obvious on the palm of the hand, and it hurt to see everyone.
"Damn, how do you maintain it?" Fan Yuanliang scolded angrily at Xu Yangkai.
He was already unhappy that Xu Yangkai laughed at himself, but now he happened to have a legitimate reason to spray, and suddenly crackled, and scolded him with his head and face.
Puff puff puff!!
As soon as the boat started, it took a sharp step forward, but because the chain locked to the shore had not yet been unfastened, it only shook in place, and the result was such a sudden vibration that it almost shook everyone down!
Fan Yuanliang's hands were already hurting, and he was about to walk over to Xu Yangkai to give a lecture, but he happened to step on the glass fragment of the wine bottle halfway, and the whole person knelt down with a "snap".
Originally, he could have supported it with his hands, but because his hands hurt, he didn't dare to exert himself, and the whole person fell so badly that his head almost hit the glass slag, which was really thrilling.
"Oh yo, are you okay?" a large group of people rushed up, this series of tragedies is too unlucky, right?
Fan Yuanliang raised his head full of resentment and stared at Master Shen deadly, the resentment in his eyes seemed to have a grudge against his father.
Shen Qiong spread his hands helplessly and signaled that he had already reminded you!!
"Flutter"!
Song Xianjing laughed, "It's not unlucky, I see if you still don't believe it!"
Fan Yuanliang was gray-headed and dusty after being helped up, his face was very gloomy, so many brothers looked at him and made a fool of himself, he scolded angrily: "Lao Cao, what are you doing?"
"Uh, I'm sorry, I tried to bang the throttle just now and finally it started. Lao Cao touched his head with a wry smile and walked out of the cabin, how did he know that the movement was so big.
There were so many people, just Fan Yuanliang fell, Lao Cao saw that the other party's hand was still bleeding, and suddenly said anxiously: "Oh, why did this hand fall like this?"
"The hand was made over there, not broken. Someone replied.
"Lying on the grass, your face is so dark?" Lao Cao blurted out: "Hurry up and get a cake and light a candle to get bad luck." ”
However, just after his words, the audience fell silent.
Lao Cao looked confused, he went in early in the morning to start the boat, so he didn't know what happened outside just now!
He looked left and right, and saw a burned mobile phone being thrown into the trash, and this time he saw that the mobile phone case was Fan Yuanliang's, and immediately shouted: "Ah? I just said something that blew up, it turned out that Brother Liang's mobile phone blew up!"
The countless eyes of the brush brushed towards Lao Cao and killed him!!
What's the situation?
This murderous?
Fan Yuanliang's face suddenly turned green, didn't he slap himself in the face, he wanted to kill people angrily, and glared at Lao Cao.
"Why don't you speak, why don't you know how to sail!" The big man next to him patted Lao Cao's head with disgust, and continued to scold: "I can't do anything well, and I have lost Brother Liang's face." ”、
However, from beginning to end, Lao Cao was still full of confusion, pushed away the big man's hand, waved his hand and said, "No, no, no, what's going on?"
At this moment, Liang Qisheng, who was on the other boat, shouted loudly.
"Master Shen, okay, we're ready for a big meal!"
Gu Liming held back a smile and beckoned, "Let's go!"
Han Chengbin and Dai Guxuan also turned around, and this time, no one dared to stop them from getting off the boat, who dared to stop them?
Shen Qiong shook his head amusedly, then pulled Song Xianjing and walked off the boat, and finally said to himself: "Yes, why don't I go to heaven!"
Fan Yuanliang, who was almost out of breath, vomited blood!!
Lao Cao shouted in surprise: ", why are you letting people go?"
Fan Yuanliang's eyes were red, he was angry, and he grabbed Lao Cao is kick over, and everyone was stupid and rushed over to stop him.
"Don't get excited, don't get excited!"
"I really want to you!" Fan Yuanliang glared at the old Cao angrily and scolded, he had no place to put his face when he thought of Master Shen's taunt.
"I ...... What did I do?" Lao Cao looked at the other party in confusion, and his little eyes were innocent!
Everyone shook their heads with a wry smile, discouraged, and they really couldn't explain it for a while.
"By the way, what's that white one in your ear?" asked Old Cao in surprise.
Fan Yuanliang was stunned, what white?
He reached out and touched it, and it was soft, soft, like a ...... He looked down at the remaining bird poop from the wine bottle on the ground, and most of it was crossed out!
"Day! What are you doing stupidly! Bring a tissue!" Fan Yuanliang was so angry that his teeth trembled.