"Ahh Zhou Xiaofeng silently turned off the screen of his mobile phone, and then looked at his eldest sister Zhou Xiaohan with a smile on his face.

"What kind of joke? Tell my sister?" Zhou Xiaohan said with a smile, he just asked, he was so nervous, I am afraid that the little brother has a ghost in his heart.

"This ...... This ......" Zhou Xiaofeng can't think of any jokes, he remembers a joke, but that joke is too dirty to say.

"Say it, say it!" Everyone pricked up their ears, wanting to hear what Zhou Xiaofeng would say.

"Okay! Then I said. Zhou Xiaofeng glanced at his sisters helplessly, and then said:

"One day, three people drank too much at night, 2 boys and 1 girl.

When I was about to fall asleep, I felt the bed moving, and there was a crackling sound. Suddenly, the girl came to her senses.

The girl glanced beside her, and then she ran away. ”

After speaking, I saw Zhou Xiaohan and the others, and their faces suddenly turned red.

After listening to Zhou Xiaofeng's jokes, almost everyone understood them in seconds, and they didn't expect their younger brother to say such a dirty joke.

And Zhou Xiaolin, as a rotten girl, doesn't feel anything, she has heard too much of this kind of joke, and now it doesn't sound like there is any reaction, Zhou Xiaolin also knows the answer to this joke, that is, two men are in ****, and the women run away when they see it.

Zhou Xiaofeng shrugged his shoulders, why did he want to call himself to say it? Now it's okay, eight people are blushing, and only Zhou Xiaolin is not blushing.

In front of the rotten girl, there are very few things that can make her blush, unless it is something special, for example, the only thing that can make Zhou Xiaolin blush is her younger brother Zhou Xiaofeng himself.

"Little brother, you little dirty turtle actually look at such a joke, do you want to be beaten?" I saw Zhou Xiaohan pinching Zhou Xiaofeng's face with his hand, and Zhou Xiaofeng's face was deformed at will on Zhou Xiaohan's hand.

"I won't look at it again, sister, let it go. Zhou Xiaofeng didn't speak very smoothly because his face was pinched, but Zhou Xiaohan still heard it clearly.

Then Zhou Xiaohan let go of his hand, rubbed Zhou Xiaofeng's face, and said, "You are not allowed to watch those jokes in the future, you know? ”

I saw Zhou Xiaohan threatened.

I didn't read it in the first place, I just said the wrong thing, and I only remembered that paragraph, and I had to say it.

"Uh-huh!" Zhou Xiaofeng's head is like a chicken pecking rice, Zhou Xiaofeng cares a lot about his buttocks, and his sisters are also people who do what they say.

"It's not too early, it's time to go to bed!"

Zhou Xiaohan looked at the time in the upper left corner of the TV, found that it was almost ten o'clock, and said to his sisters.

"Uh-huh, go to bed early, go shopping tomorrow morning. Zhou Xiaofeng stretched his waist and said.

"Well, I'm going shopping tomorrow and cutting my little brother's hair by the way. Zhou Xiaoling looked at Zhou Xiaofeng, at this time Zhou Xiaofeng's hair reached his waist, I don't know if he has no time to cut it, or he doesn't want to cut it, but he must cut it tomorrow, it is not good for men to have long hair, although the younger brother looks super handsome, but it feels better to have short hair.

Hearing this, Zhou Xiaofeng touched his hair, it was true that he hadn't cut his hair for a long time, and it was time to cut it.

"Sleep!"

……

Eight o'clock in the morning!

Knock knock knock......

Zhou Xiaofeng was sleeping comfortably, and the sudden knock on the door made Zhou Xiaofeng very annoyed and disturbed his sweet dreams.

"Little brother, get up and eat. I saw a familiar voice outside, it was Zhou Xiaofeng.

Suddenly, Zhou Xiaofeng got up, got dressed, and opened the door, only to see Zhou Xiaofeng standing outside, wearing pajamas.

Zhou Xiaofeng was not interested, but followed Zhou Xiaofeng downstairs, washed his face and brushed his teeth to eat.

After eating, Zhou Xiaohan and others drove two modified Land Rovers, one can seat six people, although everyone wants to sit in one car, but there is no way, ten people are not good to sit.

Otherwise, wait for someone to charter a bus?

"Let's go!" Zhou Xiaolin shouted in the car.

"Destination, Rika Barbershop. ”

The first destination that everyone came to was the barber shop, Zhou Xiaofeng's hair was so long that it reached his waist.

When there were two Land Rovers in front of the door, passers-by did not react, after all, there were a lot of cars coming and going, and the Land Rover was not a luxury car, so there was nothing to see.

Just when there was no one around the barbershop, Zhou Xiaohan and the others opened the car door and got out of the car.

I saw one beautiful woman after another get out of the car, and all ten of them did not wear masks.

At this time, there are no pedestrians on the road, only some vehicles can be seen, but some car owners also notice this side.

"I rub, what I saw, it turned out to be a star, my God, it seems to be the queen Zhou Xiaohan. ”

"Oh my God......"

I saw that the vehicles stopped one after another, and some people even got out of the car and came to Zhou Xiaohan's side.

After a while, Zhou Xiaohan and others were surrounded by a group of fans, all begging for autographs and group photos.

But fans also respect Zhou Xiaohan and others very much, and they are not crowded, Zhou Xiaohan and others did not sign, after all, there are so many people, it is impossible to sign them all.

Zhou Xiaohan and others walked into the barber shop, most of the fans stood outside and waited, only a few fans followed in and took out their mobile phones to shoot.

As soon as Zhou Xiaohan and the others came in, some of the girls who were doing their hair in the barbershop screamed, there were no men inside, all of them were women.

"Ahh......h I'm so happy!"

……

"Hello. "The barbershop proprietress is a mature woman, 35 years old, with fair skin and a healthy glow.

Pink peach cheeks, a pair of standard apricot eyes, there is always a faint haze, as if bent a pool of autumn water.

faint eyebrows, small red lips are always smiling. He is not very tall, but he does feel slender and beautiful.

I already know what is going on outside the store, but I didn't expect that the famous stars would come to my barbershop, it's really an honor.

In the past few years, the identities of Zhou Xiaohan and others have been known to everyone, but Zhou Xiaohan has not said all of them, everyone only knows that Zhou Xiaomei is a major general of the military region, and the rest of the identities are not known.

"Hello, brother come here, go cut your hair, and after that, let's go shopping. Zhou Xiaohan responded to the greeting of the proprietress, and then hooked his hand at Zhou Xiaofeng.

Seeing this, Zhou Xiaofeng didn't say anything, but walked over obediently.