Chapter 384: Chen Yang's ventriloquism
After a night of torture, Chen Yang returned home with a tired face, glanced at Lin Yunxi's room, and found that the light was not on, so he returned to the room and began to sit and cultivate.
The mystery of his parents' death, this has a great impact on him!
Although he is in the secular world, the killer world, the mercenary world, the thief world...... It's close to invincibility.
However, he faintly felt that what he would face in the future was definitely not what he was facing in front of him!
Or even tougher opponents!
Moreover, he has another secret on him, a secret that he has been hiding for a long, long time!
Looking at the dark night outside the window, his cold poker face showed a wry smile: "Everything starts from scratch, it is indeed not easy to ......"
Chen Yang is far more than "Southern Emperor!!
……
Sleepless nights.
The next day, Chen Yang got up early and returned to the company, and as soon as he arrived at the company, Lin Yunxi called over.
Chen Yang picked up a cigarette, picked up the phone and said, "Hey, little baby Yunxi, what are you doing?"
Lin Yunxi opened his mouth and said: "I have a distant cousin who is coming to Huacheng, I can't get out, you and Shanshan go over and pick him up!"
"Distant cousin, your cousin doesn't have the surname Murong, a single name is a compound character!" Chen Yang said with a grin.
Lin Yunxi suddenly said angrily: "Aren't you right, my cousin's name is Yang Ziguang, not Murong Fu! You go to the villa to pick up Shanshan first, and then the two of you go to the airport to pick up my cousin!"
Chen Yang pouted and said, "Okay, I promise to complete the task, can you give me a reward in advance?"
"You think beautifully, huh!"
Lin Yunxi snorted, and then hung up the phone.
"What a stingy woman, she doesn't even give a single one, alas!"
Chen Yang sighed and drove to the villa.
In the middle of the way, he called Sister Liu and asked Sister Liu to prepare some food, and he would go back to eat later.
Picking up my cousin is nothing to worry about, it's important to fill your stomach first.
Twenty minutes later, Chen Yang parked the car in the garage of the villa.
As soon as he came out of the garage, Chen Yang smelled the smell of vegetables!
Yo Xi, it turned out to be braised pork!
His face was suddenly happy, and he walked into the villa quickly, and the smell of food became stronger and stronger.
The little girl was watching TV and playing with her mobile phone in the living room, she glanced at Chen Yang obliquely, and didn't pay much attention to it.
Obviously, this little girl is still worried about Chen Yang's peeking at her bathing before.
Chen Yang didn't care about the little girl's attitude, he walked straight into the kitchen.
In the kitchen, Sister Liu was wearing a loose cotton and linen home clothes, hanging an apron, and was concentrating on stir-frying.
Chen Yang walked up to Sister Liu, took a deep breath, and then said with a face full of intoxication: "It's so fragrant!"
Sister Liu smiled: "Uncle is talking about this braised pork, right?"
"It's all fragrant, the braised pork is fragrant, and your body is also fragrant, haha!" Chen Yang laughed.
Sister Liu's face flushed, and she smiled coquettishly: "Uncle is really joking, I have the smell of oil smoke all over my body, what is fragrant! You go outside and wait first, the meal will be ready soon!"
Chen Yang was condescending, his eyes secretly glanced at Sister Liu's slightly exposed white breasts, and then said with a satisfied face: "Okay, I'll wait outside!"
With that, Chen Yang withdrew from the kitchen.
To be honest, among these women Chen Yang knows, if you talk about figure alone, Sister Liu is definitely the best one.
Authentic double S, convex and backward, devil figure!
Her ass is bigger, stiffer and bouncy.
Men understand, the butt is bigger than the shoulder, and life is boundless!
……
Five minutes later, Sister Liu served the braised pork and rice to the table.
As soon as Chen Yang picked up the chopsticks, the little girl rushed over and sat opposite Chen Yang, and also picked up the chopsticks.
At that time, Chen Yang said with some dissatisfaction: "What are you doing this little girl? This is the food that Sister Liu cooked for me, just like that, you want to rob it from me?"
Lin Shanshan sneered and said, "Do you dare to say that this is your food?"
Chen Yang raised his eyebrows and said, "The little girl is very good at talking, I'll let you see what it means to call the dish today, braised pork, please answer when you hear it!"
After finishing speaking, Chen Yang secretly mobilized his true qi and said in ventriloquism: "My master, the braised pork is waiting for your orders!"
At the same time, he also used his true qi to shake the table, making the braised pork pieces move as if he was really talking.
Lin Shanshan looked confused at that time.
Chen Yang smiled proudly: "Did you hear it, I called it, and it agreed, this braised pork is mine, don't move!"
As he spoke, Chen Yang directly picked up a piece of braised pork and stuffed it into his mouth, and the food was chirping, and it was extremely loud.
Lin Shanshan quickly recovered from her bewilderment.
She knows Chen Yang very well, and knows that the voice of the braised pork must have been made by Chen Yang to tease her.
So when she saw Chen Yang's appearance now, she couldn't help but feel angry.
"Phew!"
Lin Shanshan spat on the braised pork, and then looked at Chen Yang with a smug face and said, "Miss Ben has already sucked it, this dish belongs to me, hum!"
After finishing speaking, she also put a chopstick braised pork into her mouth, laughing while eating.
But soon, she couldn't laugh anymore.
Because Chen Yang didn't care about her spit at all, he was still eating meat.
"Damn, don't you feel disgusting?" Lin Shanshan asked Chen Yang angrily.
Chen Yang shrugged his shoulders and said, "What's so disgusting, I heard that a girl's saliva can beautify and nourish your face! Besides, don't you eat it yourself?"
"I ......"
Lin Shanshan only felt extremely tight in her chest, and she was about to vomit blood.
She originally wanted to use this prank to take revenge on Chen Yang, but it didn't work at all.
The cheeks of this thing are simply too thick.
Chen Yang took advantage of Lin Shanshan's sulking opportunity to quickly move his chopsticks, and ate all the dishes of braised pork in three clicks and five divisions.
When Lin Shanshan came back to her senses, there was only an empty plate left on the table.
At that time, Lin Shanshan went berserk.
She slammed the table and stood up, and said angrily: "You big villain, do you still have a bit of gentlemanly demeanor, and you actually grabbed food with a beautiful girl like me!"
At this time, Sister Liu came out of the kitchen and said with a smile: "Miss, don't be angry, my uncle is laughing with you, there is a big bowl of braised pork in the kitchen, I will bring it out to you!"
With that, Sister Liu turned around and walked into the kitchen, took a big bowl of braised pork and put it on the table.
The aroma of braised pork hit her nose, and Lin Shanshan couldn't help but swallow her saliva.
Chen Yang smiled: "Although you girl is lazy and gluttonous, and you don't respect me as a brother-in-law, I will still be good, so many braised pork, let's eat together!"
Lin Shanshan hesitated for a while, but finally fell under the temptation of food, sat down with a cold face and moved her chopsticks.
Chen Yang smiled, and then beckoned Sister Liu and said, "Sister Liu, come, you can also sit down and eat together!"
Sister Liu waved her hand and said, "No, no, you and Miss eat first, and I'll eat it after you finish eating!"
At this time, Lin Shanshan spoke: "Sister Liu, just listen to this big villain, sit down and eat with us, this is the braised pork you made, if you don't eat it, I don't want to eat it!"
(End of chapter)