Needless to say, on this night, the most interesting place has to be said to be Hong Yanwu and Shui Qing's new house.

So the final shot still has to be turned back here.

At ten o'clock in the evening, not only did Chen Liquan, who had to go to work tomorrow, go to bed early, but almost all the people in the west courtyard were also darkened.

Only Hong Yanwu and Shui Qing's hut were still lit, which was particularly conspicuous in the dark night.

This was the law of life back then.

Not only do everyone have to go to bed early and get up early, even if they watch TV late, at most until 11 o'clock, and there will be no programs to watch.

And everyone is used to watching in the dark with the lights out.

No one realizes how damaging it is to the eyes, only that it saves money on electricity bills.

As for the room of a couple of newcomers, Hong Yanwu and Shui Qing had already sorted out their luggage at this time.

The air tickets and marriage certificates of the two people that Yang Weifan helped buy were also put in the bag.

But another inescapable, inevitable, is underway.

Don't get me wrong, it's not time for intimacy yet.

The two of them were just looking at the accounts and counting the money.

When Hong Yanwu was drunk and asleep in the afternoon, Shui Qing had nothing to do beside him, so he did the statistics of the marriage accounts by the way.

Whether it's expenses, gifts, and gift money, it's all clear, and now it's natural to show off your work achievements.

Of course, this is not a matter of being greedy for money.

This detailed account is actually for the purpose of giving gifts to others for reference in the future.

What can you do if you don't write it down? When the time comes, it's time for someone else's house to do their errands. What do you use as a reference?

In fact, this is not an account of money, but of human relations.

As for the specific situation of the entire marriage income and expenditure, it is far better than Shui Qing expected.

Because it didn't cost much to decorate the house for marriage, everything was picked up by Hong Yanwu, Shui Qing and Chen Liquan themselves.

How much is that material worth? The only place where the money is really spent is the imported lamps and curtains that you buy at the Friendship Store.

Except for a dresser, everything else was given by the eldest brother, and the electrical appliances were only bought with a color television.

All of the above added up to cost 2,400 dollars.

In addition, because the wedding was held in the factory canteen.

Under Master Pang's deliberate care, a table of six cold and eight hot soups was approved for twelve yuan.

Soft drinks and after-dinner ice cream are also priced at the factory price.

In this way, with the addition of liquor, beer, cigarettes, candy, and dried fruits per table, the maximum is 20 yuan per table.

Only taxis are more expensive, and six cars cost a total of more than 200 dollars.

Add in the money for making clothes, taking pictures, and return gifts and odds, and the wedding fee is 1,100 yuan.

So after returning to the bag, except for the things given by the Hong family when they got married, their entire cost on the marriage was actually 3,500 yuan, and there was really nothing too wasteful.

Although according to the prevailing standards of society at this time, this cost is already relatively large.

Most of the neighbors and co-workers didn't really make up much.

It's just a piece or two, or a pot or pot or pan for bought.

And Shui Qing's own savings were only five hundred, and Aunt Shui took the initiative to add five hundred, which was one thousand.

If it really is calculated in this way, it will undoubtedly be a loss.

But the key is that the relatives of the Hong family give a lot.

The parents of the Guanghong family gave 5,000, and the two elder brothers did not treat their brothers badly, they both gave 1,000 yuan.

Plus Yuntai's 1,000 yuan, Shou Jingfang's 1,000 yuan, and the 1,000 yuan given by the Chang family, that is a whole 10,000 yuan.

With this money, no matter how big the hole is, there will be more than enough.

Secondly, Hong Yanwu's subordinates are also generous.

These brothers who came to drink the "handle" wine, although under Hong Yanwu's mandatory requirements, each of them was capped at 100 yuan.

But there are so many of them, a hundred and eighty people, how much is that?

So in the end, the figure that came out was that there was a surplus of more than 15,000 after deducting expenses.

She never imagined that she would get married and get married with a 10,000 yuan household.

And this, in fact, is the reason why Shui Qing is anxious to repay Hong Yanwu.

There is really too much money, and she really doesn't know if she can repay this favor.

But what she never expected was that Hong Yanwu's attitude was not only full of indifference, but confided in the news, which scared her a lot.

That's not all.

Those buddies and friends who are close to Hong Yanwu all gave the gift money directly to Hong Yanwu, and they didn't give any less, so the number is even more terrifying.

Like Zhaoqing personally gave eight hundred, and on behalf of Secretary An, he gave eight hundred.

Yang Weifan, the Song family, and the "little hundred sons" all gave a thousand.

"Shunzi", "Naughty Child", "Three Jumpers", "Kitchen Knife", and "Thorn Mei" each gave 2,000.

The "little daughter-in-law" gave 5,000 to the two of them, and the "general" and "three sons" gave 10,000 on behalf of all the "sea bumpers".

Even Angelo gave six hundred.

So you have to add these 30,000 and 200 to be considered all the gift money.

Good guys, that's a lot of money in 1983.

Where is this marriage? It's like a big basin on your head, running wildly on the road to scatter money in the sky.

As soon as Hong Yanwu said this, how could he not make Shui Qing's heart tremble?

Her mind was completely blank.

"So much money, you ...... Why did you take it? This ...... What should I do?"

"What should I do? ”

Hong Yanwu saw Shui Qing's overwhelmed appearance and immediately smiled.

first stinky and poor, and then explained.

"Friends come from near and far, and great people understand the meaning of cheering. This is the kind of money that is close to us and has the financial ability, so we give money. In fact, it is no different from other people's gifts. You don't have to worry, don't be cranky. ”

But is it so easy to accept Shui Qing?

She thought for a moment and then said, "No, I remember that my uncle's house is not rural? Why did my uncle give it and my cousin gave it so much? And your brothers, they are all thousands of them." Where is this my crankiness? There is no such casual etiquette in the world......"

Of course, Hong Yanwu has words.

"Hey, I can't explain it to you in a sentence and a half. I'll just tell you this, my cousin used to be poor, but after the village factory was set up, it was better than the people in the city. I can't figure it out that the whole village will be able to become a 10,000-yuan household this year. And this factory is my idea, my cousin and Secretary An actually thank me on behalf of the whole village, so is this a lot of money?"

"The rest of us are doing the same, all of them are getting by. Yang Weifan and the 'general' are all friends with me. They got married, and I was the big one. And 'Little Baizi', 'Little Daughter-in-law', 'Three Jumpers', and 'Kitchen Knife' are all good times for them today, all of which I have given guidance. So it's called finger roll pancakes, but it's actually us eating ourselves. You can rest assured, they definitely have this ability, and they will definitely not slap a swollen face and become fat, be generous, and suffer for ten years. ”

Then he paused and said, "This money, I'll let Quanzi help collect it first." Go back and wait for us to come back, and he'll give it to you. Along with the fifteen thousand, you can just accept it with peace of mind. After that, the money will be at your disposal. ”

But it's okay not to say this, but when he said this, Shui Qing's relieved expression just now turned into panic again.

"This ...... What's the matter? You're going to let me take care of so much money? No, no, it's better for you to take the money. Don't you still have to do serious things outside? There are many places to use money......

Of course, Hong Yanwu was happy again and continued to be poor.

"Okay, let's talk. I'll tell you well. I know that money can bite my hand, but I already have too much money in my hand, and I can do more than enough for anything. I can't spend any flowers. Can't you bear to let me be bitten by money and be scared? It's not interesting......

Unexpectedly, Shui Qing didn't have a "cold" at all about this ridicule, but looked a little uneasy and silent.

Hong Yanwu saw that she was a little annoyed, so he quickly changed to serious.

"Okay, okay, no kidding. I mean, the male protagonist is outside, and the female protagonist is inside. In the future, I will be busy with other things, and I will be responsible for continuing to earn money. Who's in charge of the family's affairs? ”

"Seriously, it's a worry for you to take this money. The mother-in-law's family, every New Year's holiday, gifts, big and small things, all have to rely on this money to support. If you want me to take care of it, how to save the right interest alone, I will have to be annoyed to death. If all my energy is to be involved in these things, do I have the heart to do anything else?"

"Besides, it's not good, I'm a rough man, and if I run out of money one day, I won't be able to earn extra money. Or offended the leader and was fired again. So what can we do with our family of three? So if I hand over this money to you, I will rest assured and have no worries. Because no matter how hard it is, I will never touch this money. This is the insurance to leave a way back for our family and live a life. ”

In the last words, Hong Yanwu was full of firewood purely to fool Shui Qing, but it did work.

When Shui Qing heard this, he felt that it was also, maybe the clouds thundered and rained, and it really had to be planned for the long run.

So although I still felt that the money was too high, I didn't refuse again.

On the contrary, he said it seriously, as if he had shouldered some important mission.

"Don't worry, I'll take care of the money. You won't have to worry about your family. If it's really like what you said, one day, I won't have any problems with our family's life. ”

And her serious attitude and demure and dignified expression, for some reason, actually made Hong Yanwu's original smile disappear without a trace.

Instead, it is a kind of appreciation and touching from the bottom of the heart, as well as happiness and happiness that makes people's hearts feel down-to-earth.

So he couldn't help but take Shui Qing's hand and take her in his arms.

Needless to say, what kind of hint does this special day, such a special time, this intimacy represent.

When Hong Yanwu kissed her, Shui Qing was so ashamed that she couldn't help herself, her heart was pounding, and she almost didn't melt.

Immediately realize that the most important moment is coming.

But after all, the real days are different from the romantic ones in TV and movies.

The two of them were excited, but they couldn't really fall on the bed, and they began to mess around.

Then you have to wash up.

So after making out for a while, Shui Qing gently pushed Hong Yanwu away.

He said very tactfully, "Wait a minute, there's no hot water in the house, I have to go get the kettle from the outhouse." ”

Then he bowed his head and opened the door and went out.

After a while, she came back, but she didn't expect that Hong Yanwu had already made the bed in a hurry.

And he stood in front of the bed and looked at her with a smile.

actually said, "This bed is really good, my eldest brother has good skills." I just tried it and it didn't make a sound......"

Where can a girl like Shui Qing stand this?

His face was flushed, his heart was flustered, and he really had the urge to turn around and run.

But what about this situation?

That's her husband, and it's legal to be a hooligan even if he's blatantly.

She could only bow her head a little in fear.

"That'...... Then I'll pour you water, you can wash it first......"

Unexpectedly, the more she was like this, the more delicate and charming she became, and the more flirtatious Hong Yanwu's heart tickled.

He was so lustful that he was addicted to flirting.

As soon as he picked up Shui Qing and put it on the bed, she held it back, and she had to wash her feet.

Where is this Shui Qing willing to follow him so nonsense?

It's completely beyond tolerance.

With an exclamation, he instinctively resisted.

So the two of them also struggled to make trouble.

After that, something far more exciting than the candles in the cave room will come.

Dare to love Shui Qing gradually lost her heart, and saw Hong Yanwu pull her socks after picking off her high heels.

In a hurry, he picked up the new spittoon next to the bed and buttoned it to his head.

Who would have thought that at this moment, with a "slippery", this new spittoon would be buckled to the end, and Hong Yanwu's head was actually put in!

The red spray painting double happiness character high spittoon with a bell mouth pinching the neck and belly is a "work of art" in a special era, and it is also a congratulatory gift from others.

On Hong Yanwu's head, it resembles the ancient emperor's flat heavenly crown, which is simply too chic.

Do you deserve it?

Deserve!

Funny or not?

Funny!

Let you make trouble?

So Shui Qing was stunned for a moment, and when he came back to his senses, he laughed uncontrollably.

For fear of being heard, she covered her mouth desperately, to the point that her stomach hurt.

But it's so evil, don't look at Hong Yanwu's head It's easy to put it in, but when he wants to get his head out of this "hat", it's not so easy.

Because the various organs on the human face are all facing down because of the rain to prevent water storage, his nose is on top of it.

Hong Yanwu himself faded twice and didn't fade out, it was a tight fit of screws and nuts.

He could only cry out for help in the spittoon.

So when Shui Qing heard the suffocated voice in the spittoon, he couldn't care about laughing anymore.

I started to worry that something was wrong with him, so I hurried over to help.

But no matter how these two people pull and pull inside and out, how they pull and pull, the spittoon is like growing on Hong Yanwu's head, and it doesn't move at all!

You must know that Shui Qing is a woman, and she doesn't have much strength, and she is afraid that Hong Yanwu will hurt.

After trying a few times and seeing no effect, I couldn't do it again.

I had to ask Hong Yanwu in the spittoon, what to do next.

To say that although Hong Yanwu's eyes were black, he didn't lose his cleverness, and after thinking about it for a while, he really came up with a trick.

He sulked and asked Shui Qing to bring alabaster quickly, and then rubbed his fingers on his neck as lubricant.

And after wiping it off, Hong Yanwu asked Shui Qing to lead him to the wall again, pressed the edge of the spittoon against the wall, and faded out.

It really worked this time.

It's a pity, it's just unlucky.

Seeing the spittoon pull out little by little, tossing to the nose but unable to get over it anymore.

It's just a little bit, no matter how much you try, you can't make room for this thing.

After tossing for a long time, Hong Yanwu was really annoyed, and his temper completely exploded.

Regardless of such a pull, the result is that impulsiveness is the devil.

The strength is bigger, the hand is bald, "Bang Dang"!

The spittoon was deflected and slammed directly into the large wardrobe.

The sound was so loud that it was like striking a gong, and the neighbors definitely heard it.

Even Shui Qing was shocked, but you can imagine what Hong Yanwu feels like when he is trapped in a spittoon on his head, right?

The heavens are falling apart!

At that time, I saw that this kid was holding the spittoon hat and turned 360 degrees, and he couldn't get up from sitting on the ground.

I also knocked down the hanger, touched the water glass, and it was another commotion.

Then the legs began to tremble irregularly.

To put it bluntly, they were all shocked.

Shui Qing was frightened, so he quickly got some cold water and sprinkled it on both sides of Hong Yanwu's neck, and then fanned the wind in the spittoon.

Then he cried and asked what should I do? Do you want to call someone?

Hong Yanwu finally came back to his breath in the spittoon, smelling the aroma of alabaster, this grievance in his heart, he really wanted to cry.

Because don't forget, the spittoon also has a name, called "urinal".

If this matter is going to be spread out, it will be arranged by others, and it will become "Xiao Wu drilled his daughter-in-law's urinal on the day of his wedding, and he couldn't get in or out." ”

If this is going to be passed on, the shame that can never be washed away will accompany him for the rest of his life, so will he still live?

At this time, Chen Liquan's worried voice also sounded outside the door.

"Xiao Wu, Xiao Wu, are you okay in the house?"

How to choose, whether to face or death? What a dilemma!

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