After getting off work in the afternoon, the general staff of the Planning and Credit Department of the Hubei Sub-branch, including Huang Hualin, who had been transferred to work at the People's Bank of China, were specially asked to participate, and one of them went to the restaurant of Today's Home Company. www.biquge.info Liang Qun, the company's finance minister, met with everyone, made arrangements with the restaurant manager, and left. The rest of the summer group of happy enemies started the agreed activities in full swing.

After the storytelling activity before the dinner began, Li Guolan seemed to be afraid that her story would be told by others, and she was under pressure to drink three glasses of wine, so she preemptively said: "I will first tell you about the life of today's society. This person, his parents were born, and they each have their own ways of survival. On my science plane, a friend sent me such a message: those who have money buy stamps, those who speculate in stocks, and those who don't have money buy lottery tickets. The poor jingle is a scalper, speculating on train tickets. That's it for me. OK。 ”

Shu Guangrong said: "Li Guolan, is this all counted?"

Xia said: "I'll talk about a simple one, and it's up to Xiao Shu to decide whether it counts or not." In the early 70s of the 20 th century during the "cultural development" period, many localities in our country set up small but comprehensive "five small" industries -- small hydropower, small nitrogen fertilizer, small iron and steel, small cement, and small coal kilns. At that time, a small nitrogen fertilizer factory was built in one county, and many young men and women were recruited from the rural areas of the county to participate in the so-called "nitrogen fertilizer battle". However, the nitrogen fertilizer plant has been in the pipeline for six or seven years, and it has not been put into operation, which will affect the future of these rural people who have turned into workers. And so many young men and women have been working together for a long time, and they have fallen in love. In the past five or six years, some have wanted to get married, and some have already invested in the pearl and are about to show their dew. But the commissioning of the factory is still far away, and the child in the belly waits for no one, which makes these young people anxious. One day, a young woman had the audacity to stop the factory director and asked him, 'Factory director, do you produce or not?

After hearing this, Shu Guangrong smiled and said, "What Manager Xia said doesn't count. ”

The newcomer, Shen Ping, is a college student, and he seems to be inspired by Li Guolan's story. He said: "I don't have much social experience, I don't have good stories, but recently I read a book that describes the behavior of making friends between men and women in stock terms, which I thought was quite interesting. Manager Xia, if I tell this paragraph, even if it is my story, will it be okay?"

Xia knew that this Shen Ping was introduced by Who's friend, so he could see how capable he was in all aspects, so he said, "Okay, you can say it!"

Shen Ping was not in a hurry, and said calmly: "Men and women are in a hurry, and the object is called stock selection, engagement is called opening a position, marriage is called a transaction, giving birth to a child is called allotment, overbirth is called additional issuance, emotional incompatibility is called trapping, white-headed old age is called long-term, free love is called open-end fund, and foreign-related marriage is A. B-share merger, online marriage is a hanging basket, marriage registration is a new share subscription, holding a wedding is a new stock listing, travel marriage is an overseas listing, unmarried pregnancy is a gap high, parents give money is an asset injection, divorce is called unraveling, quarrels are called shocks, breakups are called cutting meat, broken up is called falling stop, the third party is called a dark horse, the honeymoon is called the Changyang line, separation is called suspension, remarriage is called reorganization, remarriage is called rebound, pregnancy is called containing rights, childbirth is called removal of rights, feeding children is called filling rights, living with the elderly is called overall listing, living separately from the elderly is called equity division, people in the mountains marrying urban people are backdoor listings, children are married, the old people become non-tradable shares, and asking people to be matchmakers is entrusted with financial management, family harmony is called the fundamentals are very good, amusing the wife is called the technical side is good, bullying the wife is called forcing the short, and the mountain alliance and sea oath are called the stock market bubble. ”

After Shen Ping finished speaking, Ren Erwei continued: "It's a little interesting. What I'm going to talk about is relatively simple, that is, to associate the prostitution with playing mahjong. The title is "Life is like mahjong": love at first sight is called Tianhu, free love is called Pinghu, finding a lover is called a dark bar, seducing other people's wives is called robbing a bar; having a child with someone else's wife is a blossom on the bar, a lover is called a horizontal bar, and no lover is called Xianggong. ”

Everyone couldn't help but laugh out loud. At this time, the waiter has already begun to serve the food.

Shu Guangrong saw that many people had already spoken, so he stood up and said: "Next, please listen to me tell a vivid story, titled "Four Bottles of Drinks for a One-Night Stand". ”

People didn't expect Shu Guangrong, who was usually used to being casual, to tell the topic of the story clearly, and they all calmed down and listened to him.

Shu Guangrong said eloquently: "This story takes place in Shenzhen at the end of the nineties of the 20th century, when Shenzhen has begun to take shape after nearly 20 years of reform and opening up, and young people from all over the country, whether it is college students, middle school students, and even people who have not graduated from primary school, have come to Shenzhen to pan for gold. The girl in the story is named Chen Cunhua, who has just embarked on her 29th birthday, but has been in Shenzhen for four years. She works part-time in Buxin Industrial Zone and lives in Songquan Apartment on Taibai Road. The actor's name is Zheng Dalong, the business director of a company, and his company also has a factory in Buxin. After getting off work that afternoon, the two happened to get on the bus at the Buxin bus station and took a bus home, but unfortunately the bus was crowded with people, and the two grabbed the grappling hook above the aisle in the car with their hands, and let the bus stand upside down for three stops. It is also in response to the sentence 'lovers eventually become married', looking at each other in the car, the hearts of this pair of men and women are like boiling water, and they can't calm down. In this way, they stood for three stops, and both of them got off the train at the same time. Zheng Dalong saw a store in front of him, so he seized the opportunity and said, "Pretty girl, drink a bottle of drink and leave." Chen Cunhua was so generous that she followed Zheng Dalong to drink.

In the meantime, she introduced to Zheng Dalong that she lived in the Songquan apartment above, and said: "If the eldest brother doesn't dislike it, let's talk about it above?" Zheng Dalong pretended to be reserved and said: "I didn't bring any gifts, is it convenient?" Chen Cunhua said: "It's good that the eldest brother is here, what kind of gift do you want!" Zheng Dalong was secretly happy, bought two more bottles of drinks, and followed Chen Cunhua's ass to the apartment.

In the apartment, Chen Cunhua shared a house with her, and it happened that they went out and did not come back. The more the two hot-blooded men and women talked, the more speculative they became, and they actually achieved the clouds and rain in Wushan and the romance of the Three Gorges. After the incident, Zheng Dalong said again and again: I'm sorry, I was rude to my little sister. Chen Cunhua said: "Don't get in the way, I'm eighteen years old, and I can do my own thing." Zheng Dalong took out his wallet in a thoughtful manner while being grateful, and took out a banknote full of English letters from his wallet. He said to Chen Cunhua: 'Tomorrow I will go on a business trip for a while, and my ticket is foreigner's money as a gift for you. Chen Cunhua could not read English, but could only recognize the 1,000 Arabic characters on the banknote, and asked, 'What kind of money is this?' Zheng Dalong said: "This is the pound sterling, you see this is the head of the Queen of England, how beautiful it looks." If she had been 50 years younger, maybe I would have crossed the ocean to chase her. Let me tell you: the pound is bigger than the dollar, and 1,000 yuan is equivalent to 15,000 yuan. This Chen Cunhua was overjoyed after hearing this, and felt that she had a big amount of money, and she couldn't help but be overjoyed, and kissed her lovely person affectionately, and the two of them turned upside down again. Later, the two broke up unwillingly and unwillingly, and when they parted, the woman pulled out two hairs and put them in an envelope to Zheng Dalong as a souvenir, and said to Zheng Dalong: "This is the token that the little sister gave you, don't forget me." This scene is really like what is sung in the Yuan song "Misty Qing Zuo Chinese Girl Soul Miscellaneous":

It seems that the long pavilion folds the willow and gives the soft strip. Brother, you don't have an upper end but no lower tip!

It is said that this Zheng Dalong is indeed a playboy who has been abandoned from the beginning to the end, and he has not been heard from since. Chen Cunhua took the banknote to the Bank of China and wanted to exchange it for RMB, and the bank's staff told her that this was the currency of a small country in Africa that was originally a British colony, and it was worthless, and the 1,000 yuan was less than ten yuan, so you should collect it for more commemorative significance. ”

Everyone listened to this story and let out a sigh.

Li Guolan opened her mouth and asked, "Xiao Shu, is this Zheng Dalong your incarnation?"

Shu Guangrong smiled and said, "Don't talk nonsense! I'm a person who doesn't sit still, don't you know this?"

At this time, Wang Yang said: "I heard that the southwest and northwest of our country were the birthplace of matriarchal society in ancient times, and it was more developed than the southern coastal areas at that time, but now it is so desolate. When I was in my hometown, I heard that men at that time looked stupid. It is said that a newlywed couple wanted to go back to their parents' house to drink wine, and the wife was worried that her husband did not know the rules and looked foreign, so when she was at home, she taught her husband: "Be polite when drinking and drinking, and don't eat desperately like you have been hungry for eight years." In this way, I will take a rope and tie one end to your calf, and the other end to my calf, and I will pull you, and you will take the dish once. Do you think it's okay?' The husband said, 'Oh! I would also like to introduce to you that in ancient times, four square tables and benches were used for eating, and two people sat on each bench. On the day of drinking, the husband and wife sat on a bench, and at first it was fine, and the husband ate and drank according to the agreement. Later, the unexpected happens: two dogs under the table are fighting for the bones dropped by the guests. You know, two dogs have eight legs combined, and they pound desperately back and forth under the table. The front legs of one of the dogs actually hooked the thread that tied the calves of his two in-laws to the bottom of the dog's belly, and the dog was tickled by the rope as soon as he walked, and he moved more diligently. And the dog's movements reached the husband's calves, thinking that his wife was urging him to hurry up with the vegetables. As a result, the wine table suddenly became chaotic: I saw my husband frequently picking up dishes, and the frequency was getting faster and faster. was so angry that his wife's willow eyebrows were upside down and her apricot eyes were wide open, but it was inconvenient for her to speak. At this time, it was his husband who showed a rare aura and said to his wife: 'You always watch what I do, am I not eating?

After a burst of laughter, Shu Guangrong said, "I protest! Wang Yang is slandering us men." ”

At this time, Summer said, "I think so, everyone has told a few stories, and the dishes have been served a few plates, so let's all eat some food and drink some wine first." ”

Ren Erwei said: "Rules must count. Now there are still Huang Hualin, Li Chaoyang, and Xiong Zilun who didn't talk about it, Manager Xia's judgment doesn't count, is it that each person drinks three cups first?"

At this time, the waiter brought the old dog meat, known as the Guanlan white cut dog, to the table, and when he saw that it was old dog meat in the summer, he felt that it was not the right appetite. I thought to myself, tonight's menu will be difficult to meet the requirements. At this time, I only heard Li Chaoyang say: "Don't worry, I will speak, just take this dog meat as the topic." But now, I still think that Manager Xia is right, it's not too late for everyone to eat the food and have a drink. ”

So, everyone talked about eating vegetables and drinking, and after ten minutes, they finished the first glass of wine together.

At this time, Huang Hualin stood up and said to Xia: "Manager Xia, although I was not present when you set the rules, I am willing to implement the rules." I don't have a story to tell. As the saying goes, if you are willing to gamble and lose, I will bear the penalty of three glasses of wine. However, I have a small request, that is: although my alcohol volume is not as large as that of Manager Xia, I want to have a toast with you first. If you don't do it, you just look down on me!"

In the summer, he heard Huang Hualin speak earnestly, thinking that he had improved after being borrowed from the People's Bank of China. He said, "Okay! Come on, it!"

Later, Huang Hualin drank three glasses of wine according to the regulations.

Li Chaoyang looked at the dog meat on the table and began to tell his story:

This story was told to me by my grandfather when I was a child. The story takes place before the liberation, probably in 1947 or 48, when we had a Jiuxiang School there. The so-called Jiuxiang School is a middle school jointly run by nine townships. On one occasion, the county sent an inspector of schools, the equivalent of the current county director of education, to inspect the work. And my grandfather's cousin is a famous Chinese teacher in this school. He has two names, the big name is Li Yilong, and the small name is Li Yilong. When he saw that the school was busy because the inspector was coming, he was already very unhappy.

On the day when the inspector was really coming, the principal went to the countryside to buy four puppies, asked the teacher to help slaughter them, and went to the Chinese medicine shop to buy cumin, grass roots, star anise, jujube and other Chinese medicinal materials and began to refine dog meat.

Then, the inspector really came. It's really strange to say: before eating and drinking, this inspector was always listless when he listened to the principal's report, loved to listen to it, and lived like a grandma official who couldn't even let out a fart. Unexpectedly, when the fragrant dog meat was served on the table of the principal's reception room in the banquet hall, the inspector seemed to be a different person, talking and laughing, and praised the work of Jiuxiang School.

After praising Jiuxiang School, the inspector still can't forget to praise the dog meat. "Some people say that dog meat is a double-rod cell and is the best for men," he said. On a cold day like this, I ate dog meat and drank alcohol, and when I woke up in the middle of the night, I just didn't have a quilt covered, and my whole body was hot. ”

After hearing this, the school teacher echoed and praised the inspector for his talent. Then, the usual people present rushed to take out a small pot of wine from the room and offer it. The mellow small pot of rice wine was filled with fragrant dog meat, and the inspector was half killed in less than two hours. And the teachers did not sober themselves up, and when they were drunk, they all leaned back in their chairs in the principal's office and gasped for breath. My grandfather's cousin, Li Yilong, was also one of the drunkards. The meal was eaten until one o'clock in the evening, in the dead of night. Li Yilong may have felt it, or maybe he was drunk, and he just felt like urinating. However, it was difficult to stand up, and I complained a little bit about drinking too much. But he still said to himself in his heart: "The living cannot be suffocated by urine. ”

So, he reluctantly walked to the patio across from the headmaster's office, turned to face the door of the headmaster's office, and pulled out the man's belongings. All one heard was a "sand, sand, sand" sound, and the urine began to spill out. And he was not idle, and said while urinating: "Inspector, inspector, supervise dog meat!"

As he spoke, the urine had already flowed, and he said again: "Comfortable sun!"

Then, I pulled up the straight-leg pants I was wearing and tied the belt with a rope. Then he walked unhurriedly to his room.

said that Li Yilong's words were clearly heard by the inspector in the principal's office, who was less than five meters away, and he did not make trouble that night. The next day, the inspector insisted that the school dismiss Li Yilong.

The principal is in a dilemma: if he is dismissed, it will affect the quality of teaching in the school, and if he is not dismissed, it will be difficult for the inspector to deal with him.

But the principal is worthy of being a smart man, and finally found a solution from Li Yilong's nickname. I saw that the principal wrote a document: "The dismissal of Mr. Li Yilong from his position as a teacher of this school will take effect immediately." The appointment of Mr. Li Yilong as a faculty member of the University will take effect with immediate effect. ”

But he said that the inspector didn't know where Li Yilong was, and when he saw the principal acting resolutely, he resigned, and quickly found a successor and was deeply satisfied, and went back to the county leisurely.

Summer listened to this story and felt that it was a portrayal of social life.

At this time, there are only two people left who have no storytelling: Xiong Zilun and Summer.

Xiong Zilun said: "Manager Xia, I will draw a gourd according to Huang Hualin's conditions, I will drink four cups, and you will drink one cup." ”

Summer said dissatisfiedly: "It sounds like I'm still cheap, but in fact, I drank five glasses, and each of you only drank four." ”

Xiong Zilun was also very straightforward, and said: "That's it, I also drink five glasses, Manager Xia should be satisfied, right?" In this way, Xiong Zilun was unequivocal and drank five glasses of wine in one go. In the summer, he first entertained Xiong Zilun with a glass, and then, because the story he told was not up to par, he punished himself with three glasses of wine. After these glasses of wine, because I didn't eat in the summer, it was more accurate because I was not satisfied with the dishes in this restaurant, and I didn't eat many dishes, and I suddenly felt that my stomach was overturned, and my skin was extremely cold. In the summer, I knew that something was going to happen by feeling, and I got to the point where "if you are drunk, you can't get through". But he forced his composure, looked at the group of colleagues with drunken eyes, and found that they were smiling very brightly.

Xia thought: This is the realm of "drink a little higher" that President Wang said.

So, Summer carefully left her seat and sat down on the couch. At this time, Ren Erwei walked to Xia's side and asked with concern: "Manager Xia, do you want to get some sugar water to drink?"

Summer said, "No, it's just that the skin doesn't seem right." ”

Ren Erwei touched his skin in the summer, and he also felt cold, and asked, "Are you not feeling well before drinking?"

Summer said, "No. Then he handed over Ren Erwei: "The activity is carried out, and when the gang is dispersed, you drive my car and send me home." ”

Ren Erwei said, "Okay. ”

From then on, Summer felt like he was really drunk. Because, he never asked someone to drive him home after eating and drinking.

Official: I don't need to talk about the rest of this. Summer was really drunk this time, which made the colleagues of the Planning and Credit Department of the Hubei Branch happier than the ass of the summer with their own hands, and they talked for three days. And after going to work the next day, when Xia talked about the painful lesson of being drunk by his colleagues, he also said that he would go to the Yufeng Jinlong Restaurant to avenge his revenge.

This is how everyone is ready to welcome the new year with high spirits.

Precisely:

The romance is not talking about Fengsheng, and the silence is the longest.

A gallop for the run-in, the heart is correspondingly high-spirited. (To be continued.) )