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Netizens all burst into laughter.

"Hahahaha!"

"Laughing to death!"

"The stage name is Da Fool, can this Nima be so spoofed!"

"This opening is still a familiar taste!"

"I always have a hunch that this sketch must be even funnier!"

"That must be, produced by Mr. Ye Hao, absolutely high-quality!"

"Teacher Ye Hao!"

......

As soon as this opening was seen, everyone understood that they were here to fool people into buying abduction, and as soon as this premise was thrown out, everyone couldn't help but wonder how to sell the abduction.

It's the same, it's just to see how the weak chicken protagonist pretends to be forced step by step and then becomes stronger and slaps his face.

.......

On stage, the show continues.

As a result, another actor soon came on the stage, a man in his thirties, with a big flat head, who looked very honest and honest.

I have to say that the actor Feng Xiaodong is looking for is really good, which is completely in line with the image of Ye Hao's mother.

And when you look at it like this, you immediately know that this must be the one who is going to be fooled.

When I saw an honest man riding a bicycle out, the little old man gave his daughter-in-law a look, and the little old lady shouted: "Ah, oh, oh!

I saw that the honest man followed the voice of the little old lady and turned around: "I said what are you commanding blindly, you? You know where I want to go, you let me kidnap you?"

The little old man immediately said, "Shouting for sale." ”

The little old lady shouted, "......Sell it!"

The little old man reminded: "What are you selling?"

The little old lady glanced at him: "Turn!"

Little old man: "Connect." ”

The little old lady: "Kidnapped!

Burst!

The audience burst into laughter!

"Hahaha!"

"This style of painting is changing too fast, isn't it? Why did it get trafficked?"

"This is Teacher Ye Hao playing word games again!"

"But it's just funny!"

"I really like this kind of sketch!"

......

Then, after watching it for a few more minutes, everyone laughed again.

"Damn! can you fool people like this?"

"Take two steps, take two steps, take two steps without illness!

"That sentence of peripheral nerve necrosis is absolutely suffocating!"

"It's too bad! It's really too bad! How can there be such an honest person!"

"How could Mr. Ye Hao come up with such a bad plot!"

"Dude, are you a fan of Teacher Ye Hao, you don't even know Teacher Ye Hao's temperament? This is Teacher Ye Hao's true colors!"

"But there is one thing to say, the acting skills of this group of old actors are also good, and there is nothing to say!"

......

After that, everyone thought that the lines after that were the funniest and that was it, but the golden sentences were one after another, and they couldn't stop at all.

The point is, these golden sentences are funnier than the other!

For example, "You are numb when you stomp", "What kind of bicycle do you want?", "You say that if you have legs like me, you will basically say goodbye to bicycles!", "Two people who also live together, why is there such a big gap between people?", "Big brother, fate!", these can simply make people laugh.

Coupled with the tacit cooperation of the actors, the natural expression of their expressions, and their strong language skills, this is the most incisive interpretation of this sketch.

There was applause and laughter.

The audience in front of the TV was even more smiling and their cheeks were sore, and they couldn't straighten their waists at all.

Originally, his younger sisters would say a few words with a smile from time to time, but at this time, all Ge You was lying on the sofa, feeling almost out of breath.

Soon, with the exit of the three actors, the textbook classic sketch of "Selling Abduction" finally came to an end.

In other words, Ye Hao has the last sketch "Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow" left in the Spring Festival Gala this time, and this sketch was arranged in the first program after the New Year's bell, I have to say that it is very in line with the meaning expressed in the name of this sketch.

But at this time, everyone who watched the Spring Festival Gala was already laughing and running out of strength.

Especially those who were recommended by friends and came to see with curiosity, they were instantly fanned!

They have to admit that there is really something in this Spring Festival Gala!

.......

At this time, the ratings of the Spring Festival Gala showed that it had exceeded thirty points.

Feng Xiaodong was completely in front of the computer at this time, and the moment he saw the ratings come out, he thought that there was something wrong with his eyes, which was more than thirty points?

To him, it seemed too simple......

But there's nothing wrong with the display!

That is to say, he really did!

At this moment, the entire backstage control room cheered!

They've really waited too long for this day!

"Director Feng, this time we are really a farmer!"

"Such ratings can definitely go down in history!"

"It's not!

"I didn't expect such high ratings at all!

With a smile on everyone's face, they had already started celebrating in advance.

Feng Xiaodong scolded with a smile: "Okay, okay, this is not over yet, what are you doing! Give me back to my post, don't give me the chain to the end, as long as the live broadcast ends smoothly, I will send you a red envelope later!"

Everyone shouted: "Feng Dao is atmospheric!"

.....

After the end of the next two programs, there were still two minutes left before the New Year's bell rang.

Home.

Mom beckoned everyone: "Prepare for the New Year!"

Grandma sighed: "Time flies so fast, another year has passed!"

Several aunts also followed: "Yes! Time flies so fast! ”

In fact, the older a person is, the more sensitive they are to time.

And this sensitivity stems from the most fundamental fear of old age in people's hearts.

The eldest sister Xiaomo said: "It's time to start the countdown!"

At this time, a group of hosts on TV came to the stage one after another, said some congratulatory lines, and then said in unison: "Let's count down together," Let's welcome the bell of the new year!"

After saying that, several people all raised their hands.

The audience also stood up!

The actors backstage were also staring at the TV screen.

All the staff also raised their hands!

All the viewers in front of the TV, including Ye Hao's side, also counted silently in their hearts!

"Ten!"

"Nine!"

"Eight!"

……

"Three!"

"Two!"

"One!"

Boom, New Year's bells ring!

At this moment, firecrackers are ringing out and fireworks are bursting out!

The entire stage is covered with flowers and is dazzling.

The hosts bowed in unison to greet the New Year: "Happy New Year!"

"Happy New Year everyone!"

"New Year's greetings to everyone! I wish you all all the best in the new year and a happy family!"

At this moment, the whole country rejoices!