"Ning Xiaolei, I said to take a closer approach, you just don't listen, if you go on like this, when will you catch up with Brother Yu. ”

Qiao Yin held a piece of tree in her hand and walked along the winding mountain road, waving the tree in her hand from time to time to whip the weeds along the way, and complaining about Ning Lei in her mouth.

"The wound on your foot hasn't healed yet, and if you take the trail, if you hurt it again, you'll really be lame in the future. ”

"Hmph, don't scare me, the injury on my foot has long been healed, it's because you are walking too slowly, it's getting dark, and you haven't reached the top of the mountain yet. ”

In order to take care of the injured Qiao Yin, along the way, Ning Lei deliberately slowed down, which also aroused Qiao Yin's dissatisfaction.

"Don't worry, Xiao Yu is waiting for us not far ahead, and we will definitely be able to meet him today. ”

As the sun sets, the sunset covers the whole land in an orange coat, and the cicadas in the mountains and forests are singing one after another, probably because they have captured a sumptuous dinner and are singing joyful songs.

Ning Lei and Qiao Yin dragged two shadows, one long and one short, still walking along the mountain road, and suddenly, Ning Lei, who was walking in front, stopped, made a silent gesture to Qiao Yin behind him, and then pointed in the direction of the woods.

Qiao Yin was puzzled, looked up, and saw that someone in front of her was lying on the ground, pouting his ass and facing away from them, and the ass was still writhing, which looked extremely funny.

Qiao Yin gently approached Ning Lei, leaned into his ear, and whispered, "Don't you think this ass is a little familiar?"

"Except for the fat and thin, aren't the butts all the same?"

"I... ”

Qiao Yin was speechless, it was really tiring to chat with this big fool.

"I mean, look at the color of the pants, and then look at the back, isn't it Brother Yu?"

"Oh, it looks like yes, what is he doing here?"

"Let's go and see, quietly. ”

After finishing speaking, without waiting for Ning Lei, Qiao Yin tiptoed towards Hu Yu, Ning Lei grinned, smiled silently, and followed Qiao Yin's example quietly.

Qiao Yin, who was quietly approaching, was about to take a look at Hu Yu's ass just now when the tree in Yang Qi's hand came to Hu Yu's buttocks.

"Qiao Xiaoyin, I see that you have itchy skin, right, be careful that I throw this little snake in my hand into your neckline. ”

Qiao Yin, who had just done half of the action, was frightened, threw away the tree in her hand, hurriedly protected her neckline with both hands, and took two steps back, she was the most afraid of snakes.

"You, how do you know that there is someone behind you, and you know that it is me?"

"I have eyes in the back, don't you know?"

"Cut, you're lying, you must have seen it on the ground. ”

"Little girl, you still don't believe it, I have a mountain spirit possession, no matter where you come from, I can see it. ”

As he spoke, Hu Yu turned over and sat on the ground, with no small snake in his hand, but it was just a fire breaker.

Ning Lei, who came later, saw that Qiao Yin was frightened by Hu Yu, and also wanted to learn from Hu Yu and make fun of Qiao Yin.

"Hehe, Xiao Yin, Hu Yu has eyes on his buttocks, and he saw us early in the morning. ”

"I... ”

"You... ”

Hu Yu and Qiao Yin were speechless at the same time, Ning Lei really deserved to be Ning Lei, in a word, and successfully talked to death.

"What's the matter, did I say something wrong?"

Seeing the uncomfortable expressions of the two, Ning Lei touched the back of his head, looking a little embarrassed.

"No, you are very powerful, Da Leizi, the uncles and aunts in the village all say that my little Yuzi is sharp and smooth, and that is because they have never talked to you, otherwise they will know what it means to be loveless. ”

"What are you talking about, Xiao Yu, I don't understand, you know, I've always been very good at talking. ”

"Okay, I throw in the towel. ”

Hu Yu is really willing to bow down, and he can't do it if he doesn't admire it.

"Brother Yu, what are you doing here, didn't you go to the top of the mountain first?"

"I went, I came down again, I just met a pheasant, and I beat it, thinking that you had been on the road for a day, and I would make you a pheasant called a flower chicken to taste, which had just been buried in the soil and was making a fire. ”

"What do you mean to go, come down again, are you coming down and waiting for us to go up together again?"

"No, rest here for the night, and go back tomorrow. ”

"Aren't you going up the mountain to hunt monkeys and pick snow lotuses?"

Qiao Yin was a little confused, Brother Yu, what's the matter, could it be that he came with him this time just to climb a mountain and get injured?

Ning Lei, who was on the side, gathered around the fire after hearing the call for the flower chicken, and from time to time used a branch to pinch the soil, turning a deaf ear to the conversation between the two, just chattering about the flower chicken.

"Xiao Yu, it's going to be stuffy in the soil for a long time, so let's find some other game to roast and eat." ”

"Eat, eat, eat, you know how to eat, I didn't hear what Brother Yu said. ”

"What's the matter? Didn't Xiao Yu just say that he was calling a flower chicken?"

Hu Yu was also helpless, cleared his throat, motioned for both of them to sit down, and then slowly told the two of them everything that happened on the mountain.

"That's how it happened, but I don't know what the outcome was. ”

"Wow, they're so good, they went into the monkey hole, and the last time you went in, the monkey repaired it. ”

After listening to Hu Yu's story, Qiao Yin's eyes were full of stars, and she wished that she was the leading woman in Hu Yu's mouth.

"Cut, what's the matter, a bunch of fools, in the end, it wasn't the master who got Snow Lotus. ”

"Then you say they will chase after you, after all, you are still found by them. ”

"It's not certain who wins or loses between them and the monkeys, it's okay if they don't come, if they chase them, hum, the master has already arranged them around, just waiting for them to come to the net." ”

After finishing speaking, Hu Yu showed his trademark evil smile, choosing to wait for Ning Lei and them here, not just what he said, whether it was the white ape or the group of women chasing after him, Hu Yu had already set up traps around him, just waiting for them to come.

"In that case, then we will wait here, if they don't give up, it will be troublesome to chase them to the village. ”

Ning Lei also agreed with Hu Yu's approach, if that group of people had bad intentions, it would be best to solve them in the mountains and forests, after all, they were very familiar with everything in the mountains.

"I guess I want them to chase after me, and it will take some time to see the petite appearance of those little ladies, their little faces are as white as flour, hum, let's prepare something delicious to make up for them, Yinzi, you stay here to take care of it, and Da Lei and I will go get some food." ”

"Got it, Brother Yu, what you said just now meant that you don't like white-skinned women? ”

The flames kept dancing and flickering, reflecting Qiao Yin's slightly dark face red, and a pair of big watery eyes stared at Hu Yu, flashing with a strange light.

Hu Yu has one head and two big, this Nizi has been thinking about spring for the past two days, and she has been saying some things out of tune all day long.

"Eh, Da Leizi, why are you still stunned, hurry up, we have to rush back before dark, in case Xiaoyin is lost, it will be difficult to find her at night." ”

"Hu Xiaoyu, I'm going to kill you!!"

Qiao Yin, who originally looked longing, changed her face instantly after hearing Hu Yu's words, picked up a branch and threw it towards Hu Yu, and after Hu Yu finished speaking, he had already smeared oil on the soles of his feet and slipped out of the distance, leaving only Ning Lei still in place, looking at the two blankly, not knowing what was going on.

......

"Lily, my sister's words just now were a little heavy, my sister apologized to you, don't take it to heart. ”

Yuexia Palace and his party had already left the top of the mountain, along the mountain road, towards Yaoling Village, along the way, Liu Lili, who was originally the most excited, had been silent, hanging alone behind everyone, Zhen Siqi couldn't bear it, slowed down, and walked side by side with Liu Lili.

"No, senior sister, I don't blame you, I just feel that I am very useless, I didn't help everyone, and I made my senior sister angry. ”

"Silly girl, how could it be, if it weren't for you, Xiaoxian and they might all be injured, you did a good job. ”

"Really, but I left my little sister alone and stayed outside, and I was attacked by traitors and snatched the Nine Mother Snow Lotus, all of which were my fault. ”