Chapter 1373: Double-sided tape
In the week leading up to my return to Beijing, I finished practicing my techniques and actual combat and began to prepare for the first part: the stunt show.
Same as last year, my forte, it's still solitaire. It's just that this year, I'm going to put new wine in old bottles, and I'm going to change the way I perform. Last year I was peeling an apple with a card, and this year, I'm going to challenge a broken glass with a card.
There is difficulty, although I can break it with cards and the thickness does not exceed 0. glass over 8 cm, but the success rate is not very ideal. The hardness of the glass is many times higher than that of an apple, and the surface of the glass is too smooth to organically disperse the force of the attack. But glass also has its weaknesses, that is, brittleness, and if the force and direction are properly controlled, it is not too difficult.
I can't count how many pieces of glass have been broken. However, I did not go to the Yellow River to practice this training, but practiced in the yard at home. After all, it would be quieter and wouldn't make people think I'm crazy.
In fact, in long-term practice, the ordinary thing of solitaire has long become a lethal weapon in my hands. On the surface, it may seem unbelievable to use it as a weapon, but in reality, it's a bit easier than practicing martial arts. As long as you master two points: speed and skill.
Speed of playing cards is key. Speed can work wonders, that's the foundation. A normal playing card can be given speed in two ways: one is arm push, and the other is the power of rotation. Arm push, of course, refers to the speed of the arm, before the card is thrown from the hand, there is a process of arm force acceleration, so that the card is like an arrow on the string, a touch is imminent. Once out of the hand, it can fly out quickly, and the power of rotation is to use the flexible movement of the fingers to make the cards rotate at high speed in the air under the premise of arm force, which can also directly improve the lethality of the cards.
Qiao Ling and Yumeng are both martial arts geniuses, so when they accompanied me to practice card skills, they also learned a thing or two, and in a short period of a few days, they mastered the essentials of card throwing, although they could not give cards a strong lethality for the time being, but they were also very ornamental.
Time flies quickly, and in the blink of an eye, it has come to the first two days before returning to Beijing.
Next, Mr. Huang took another day to study the video materials with me, and further conducted a detailed analysis of the major opponents of this exchange meeting.
That night, Mr. Huang decided to leave. I can't resist him, he has always been a dragon who can't see the head and the tail, so I can only follow him.
Old Man Huang's things almost don't have to be cleaned up, he has always been a loner and does not carry loads.
And during this time, a deep friendship was also formed between You Meng and Qiao Ling, and he couldn't bear to leave. After Old Man Huang announced his departure, You Meng found Qiao Ling and hugged her deeply: "I really don't want to let go, when I go back, we will look for her." ”
Qiao Ling was stunned for a moment: "Are you in such a hurry to drive me away?" Okay, I've got enough of this light bulb, it's time to go." ”
Yumeng was even more surprised: "What, what do you mean? So, you don't plan to leave?"
Qiao Ling muttered and said, "Originally, I didn't plan to leave, but I have issued an eviction order, and I can't leave again." ”
Yumeng hurriedly said, "I really don't want to let go." I thought that if I came with Master Huang, I would also go back together. ”
I also stepped forward to stay: "Yes, Qiao Ling, stay." The day after tomorrow, we will go back to Beijing together. ”
Qiao Ling looked at me, then at Youmeng, and asked tentatively, "We, do you really want me to stay?"
Yumu and I nodded in unison.
Qiao Ling said: "Okay, I'll stay as a light bulb for another day." Anyway, even if I leave, Master won't walk with me. He is not returning to Beijing. ”
You Meng took Qiao Ling's hand and was excited.
I took a cigarette in my mouth and smiled, "I'm going to take you out for the rest of the day." Who's for and who's against?"
Yumeng and Qiao Ling raised their hands in agreement.
At 11 o'clock in the evening of the same day, we drove Mr. Huang to Jinan Railway Station, he did not tell us where he was going, as soon as the car arrived at the gate of the railway station, he quickly disappeared into the flow of people.
I couldn't help but sigh: This old man!
Qiao Ling said: "Ordinary masters are like this. It was impossible to read what was going on in his mind and what he was going to do next.
The time was not early, we did not drive home, but found a hotel in Jinan, ready to rest for a few hours, early in the morning to take two beauties to feel the style of the metropolis of Jinan.
opened two small single rooms opposite the second floor, and as soon as he arrived at the door, Qiao Ling turned his head and waved at me and You Meng with a smile: "Good night, two." It's not early, go to bed early!"
Then, without waiting for us to reply, she turned around and inserted the key card into the south door, and the door opened, and she got inside, reached through the crack in the door, and added, "Yo, I'm going to sleep, from now on, don't disturb me." See you tomorrow!"
With a thud, the door was shut, and Qiao Ling was still locked inside.
You Meng and I looked at each other, and You Meng pouted and said, "This Qiao Ling!"
As he spoke, You Meng went over and knocked on the door, and said to Qiao Ling, "Close the door, how can I get in?"
Qiao Ling snickered inside: "Go to bed early, aren't you tired?"
Yumeng said: "Let me sleep in the corridor, the door won't open?"
Qiao Ling said: "If you don't open it, you won't open it!" Don't worry, my senior brother won't be willing to let him sleep in the corridor, two rooms, not one!"
Yumeng smiled bitterly at me: "What should I do?"
I wrapped Yumeng's shoulder: "Come in first and rest and rest!"
I entered another private room and sat on the bed with Yume. I thought to myself that Qiao Ling was really a living treasure, and he deliberately matched me with Youmeng. Should I be grateful to her, or should I be very grateful to her?
You Meng took a bubble gum in his mouth and asked me, "What should I do, Qiao Ling won't let me in." ”
I said, "Let's open another room." ”
Yumeng shook his head: "It's too wasteful." Originally, I didn't agree to live in a hotel, and our life was too erosive and luxurious!"
I smiled wryly: "So what should I do? There are only three ways to do it at the moment. One is to knock on Qiao Ling's door, the second is to open another room, and the third is to be with me."
From the dream's face flushed, he suddenly raised his head and looked at me inquiringly: "Are you colluding?"
My second monk couldn't figure it out: "What collusion?"
From the dream of the beads of the eyeballs: "It must be that they have colluded! What a Zhao Long, so insidious! In order to achieve the goal, unscrupulous means!"
I smiled wryly: "I don't understand. ”
If you want to prove your innocence, then cooperate with me to pry open Qiao Ling's door, you can't watch her occupy a room, right?"
I put my arm around Yumeng's shoulders and looked at her affectionately, "If that's the case, stay." Let her go alone. ”
Yumeng said: "The beauty of thought!"
I said, "Then there may be another way! Stay, I'll go to the corridor and lay the floor." ”
Yumu reached out and stroked my face and said, "Baby, that's cruel. ”
I shook my head and sighed, "There is nothing else I can do. Unless another room is opened. ”
Yumeng stood up, stretched out his hand to open the door to take a look at the movement on the other side, and stretched out his hand to summon my ear: "I tell you, let's have a scare snake." Go knock on the door, and I'll see the opportunity in the back. Just go in and you'll be fine!"
I smiled wryly: "This thing still has to be tactical? Okay, okay, if I don't go to hell, who will go to hell." Since you don't want to be with me so much, then let me be alone!"
Seeing my desolate face in a dream, he reached out and touched my face again, and said with an exaggerated expression: "Oh baby, don't be afraid, don't be afraid, don't be afraid of loneliness, don't be afraid of loneliness." My heart will always be with me. ”
I complained, "It's better to say than to sing!"
From the dream to change his face, pinching his waist Xingshi asked for the guilt: "I also said that I didn't collude with Qiao Ling! Hmph, the ghost only believes it! They are embarrassed, and they make this decision, and the senior brothers and sisters will work together to calculate me!"
I couldn't argue: "Wife, I really didn't collude with Qiao Ling! The sky is proof, and the sun and the moon can be seen!"
You Meng snorted coldly: "Who believes it!"
After finishing speaking, You Meng went to the door of Qiao Ling's room again, and knocked tentatively: "Qiao Ling open the door, open the door quickly." ”
Qiao Ling's unique female purr came from inside, loud, sweet, and crisp.
Yumeng said angrily: "Just pretend! Be careful of the caterpillar flying in its mouth!" Maybe she was really angry, kicked on the door frame, and came back angrily.
I stroked Yumeng's back and comforted her, "Forget it." Let's sleep in my room. ”
Yumeng's eyes widened: "What do you want to do?"
I looked at her with a worried look in my eyes, stroked my hair and said, "I'll go to Qiao Ling." At night, cover the quilt and lock the door, and call me if there is something. ”
Yumu looked at me in astonishment: "What did you say?"
I said, "Is there a better way?"
Yumeng knew that I was deliberately teasing her, so she simply calculated and waved her hand: "Go, go, go." If you have the ability, go to it, this girl will occupy a room alone, and occupy the mountain as the king!"
I raised my head: "What, think I don't dare?"
I stepped out of the room and arrived at the door of Qiao Ling's room.
At this moment, although I feel a little awkward in my heart, I think all this is quite funny. The appearance of Qiao Ling's girl seems to be like a piece of double-sided tape, changing ways to make me and You Meng one step closer. Regardless of Qiao Ling's motives, such an atmosphere alone makes me feel very cola, very gratifying, and very longing.
Ghosts don't want to break the boat! Ghosts don't want to sleep with their beloved! Ghosts don't want to ......
I don't want to pretend to be a gentleman!
The distinctive female snoring in Qiao Ling's room was still loud, and I knocked on the door twice and said, "Okay Qiao Ling, it's me." Open the door. ”
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