Uh, damn it, you're playing with me?

Xiao Qiang was really going crazy, and his stomach suddenly became uncomfortable again, as if he was overwhelmed, exhausting like crazy.

The most embarrassing thing is that I still have to be watched by a lot of people, and many cameras and recording microphones are facing each other, and they are recorded very clearly.

Xiao Qiang really hated himself at this moment for not being a pangolin, digging a hole in the ground and crawling out from the other side of the earth.

"Manager Xiao, is there anything installed on the buttocks? Why did the yellow smoke come out just now? Can you explain?"

I'm sorry, I don't doubt that Manager Xiao will use drugs on women, I'm just curious about what the smoke you just released is and whether it is harmful to people. ”

"I am a reporter for the special issue of Yangcheng safety protection, and in my opinion, Manager Xiao, your behavior just now has actually caused unpredictable harm to the public sphere. This is an illegal act, I hope Manager Xiao can seriously explain clearly, what kind of object is the smoke just now, what components of oil it contains, and whether it is harmful to the human body or the surrounding environment. ”

Next, these reporters turned the topic around, grabbed Xiao Qiang's fart, and kept asking questions.

Miyayoshi listened to the reporters' questions next to him, and everyone couldn't stand up with laughter. As a journalist, such a problem can also be derived to the height of destroying the environment and endangering social order.

In fact, Gong Ji blamed other reporters by mistake, but in fact, it was because Xiao Qiang's fart was too loud, and it continued to pull for half a minute, which didn't look like a fart. And it also spewed out a yellow mist, this is a fart, who dares to believe it? Everyone thinks that the only reasonable explanation is that Xiao Qiang's ass hides some unknown 'big killer'.

Combined with Xiao Qiang's image of the scumbag in front of him, it really has to be suspicious, this may be a special poison gas that can confuse women, especially a 'big killer' that targets some women.

"! What's the explanation? I'm just a fart, you all have so many problems? Made, who of you doesn't fart? Why don't you all come out and explain to me what's in your fart??! I'm not going to give you an interview......"

Puff! Puff!

After a long roar, Xiao Qiang was so embarrassed that he wanted to die, and he didn't know how to resolve it. Unexpectedly, these stupid reporters didn't play their cards according to common sense, and they were more serious with Xiao Qiang's farts one by one, and kept asking why Xiao Qiang's farts smoked.

Xiao Qiang, he's a dog, how does he know why he smokes when he farts? He still wants to know!

When Xiao Qiang angrily yelled back at these reporters, his stomach rumbled again, and his buttocks were like the engine of a tractor, popping and popping.

What's more, the rhythm of farting is also perfectly combined with the rhythm of Xiao Qiang's speech. At first, he didn't notice Xiao Qiang, but as soon as he finished speaking, he saw everyone next to him looking at him with shocked eyes, and even saw that there was worship in someone's eyes!

What the hell is this? What did I do just now?

Xiao Qiang continued to collapse, and suddenly felt as if the whole world was targeting him, and nothing was going well.

"Manager Xiao is really talented! Was that a rap just now? A friend recorded this classic passage just now, go back and edit it, please send me a paragraph. I can pay for it!"

Gong Ji's exclamation resolved Xiao Qiang's temporary embarrassment, but created a new embarrassment for Xiao Qiang.

"Rap your sister! Miyayoshi, shut up for me...... Oh my god, it's ...... again I see, it must be that fish, there is something wrong with the fish I just ate! Oh no...... Damn, what is this?"

Xiao Qiang glared at Gong Ji fiercely, and Qi Gong Ji was falling into the well. But soon, Xiao Qiang had no time to pay attention to Gong Ji, he found that the back of his pants was all wet, and when he reached out and touched it, it was all sticky oil-like liquid, all of which were removed from his buttocks, and they were still flowing.

Oh my God, how could this be? Xiao Qiang is about to collapse again!

The second daughter holding Xiao Qiang's legs had already let go of her hands, no matter how stupid they were, they knew that they had to stay away from Xiao Qiang at this time, but they didn't want to eat farts.

"Xiao Qiang, your ass is leaking oil?What kind of weapon are you installing in your ass?" Sister Shi Ma flashed slowly, her hand was sprayed with oil on one hand, and there were still disgusting oil stains with the smell of Xiang.

Oh my God, it's really disgusting! Sister Shi Ma is going crazy too, how can there be such a perverted man in the world.

"You ugly woman, shut up! You're going to hide something in your ass, I'm not as perverted as you think! What are you looking at? Get out! Don't stop me! Otherwise, don't blame me for beating someone! Xu Hao, get out of here, what bad stuff did your hotel give me to eat? Eat my stomach badly, come out and give me an explanation! Get out!"

Xiao Qiang pushed Sister Shi Ma away with a slap, and waved his fists again, seeing that the reporters surrounding him were frightened away, he turned around and ran towards the hotel.

I really can't stay here, my ass is flowing like crazy, Xiao Qiang can't stand these reporters taking pictures like crazy.

"Manager Xiao, wait a minute!"

"Manager Xiao, why is your ass squirting so much oil?"

"Manager Xiao ......"

The reporter in the back wanted to continue to ask, but let the two bodyguards, Ah Long and Ah Hu, block the door of the hotel.

"Ahaha...... Aha...... Ouch, it's really a good show, a good show directed and acted by myself, and I was drunk to watch. ”

Miyayoshi was outside the crowd, laughing and rubbing his belly. It's a pity that Gong Ji couldn't shoot it just now, but fortunately, there are many reporters, and someone will definitely put Xiao Qiang's wonderful scene on the Internet in the future, and have fun with the majority of netizens.

However, there seems to be a lot of drama to be seen in the hotel, and Miyayoshi then returned to the Haoting Hotel.

Ah Long and Ah Hu wanted to stop Miyayoshi at the door, but they immediately remembered the previous tragedy, and when Miyayoshi came over, they were immediately frightened and let Miyayoshi in.

When I entered the hotel, I saw Xiao Qiang pulling a middle-aged man arguing, most likely the owner of the Haoting Hotel, right?

When I got closer, I heard Xiao Qiang questioning that there was a problem with the food in the Haoting Hotel, especially the problem with the oily fish he ate several catties just now.

The hotel's boss Xu was confused at first, and he didn't know the reason until he called someone to ask for it. At first, when he heard Xiao Qiang say that there was a problem with the food in his Haoting Hotel, Boss Xu was shocked, but when he understood clearly, the problem was that after Xiao Qiang ate a lot of oily fish, he immediately cried and laughed and said to Xiao Qiang: "Manager Xiao, you have eaten so much oily fish, and your butt will produce a lot of oil, which is a normal phenomenon, and it has nothing to do with the dishes of our hotel." ”