By the time Ye Fan came out of the toilet, Lin Qingya was already sitting on the sofa, pressing the remote control with a black face, and the TV kept jumping, and she didn't know what she was looking at. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

After seeing Ye Fan come out, Lin Qingya snorted coldly and didn't give Ye Fan any good look.

With a raised brow, Ye Fan sat down on the sofa on the other side, and then took an apple from the table and peeled it.

While peeling apples and watching the TV that kept jumping from the stage, Ye Fan's mouth was broken: "Alas, why is my life so sad, I just married a wife and haven't handed over my body, but I was actually looked down on, alas, pity my handsome and chic appearance, I was looked down on, how can I face my wife in the future, I can't hand over my innocent body to her, alas, I'm really unlucky......"

Listening to the sound of broken thoughts in Ye Fan's mouth, Lin Qingya's fingers on the side pressed the remote control became more and more irritable, and her face became darker and darker.

In the end, Lin Qingya couldn't bear it anymore, and yelled: "You shut up for me!!"

The loud sound almost shook the whole villa!

Even Ye Fan looked at Lin Qingya incredulously.

"You, you're actually scolding me???"

After roaring, Lin Qingya also came back to her senses, it was the first time she was so angry, she took a deep breath, and looked at Ye Fan's surprised gaze, as if she was frightened by herself, and felt that her anger had disappeared a lot.

It's just that the next moment, Ye Fan's cheap voice came over again: "Hawkers, beating is kissing, scolding is love, I know you love me, otherwise you wouldn't be greedy for my beauty, catch me again and again, and peep at me." But it's a pity that the prostitute is a person with a wife. Alas, it's a sin to be handsome, and there are always women who want to stick it upside down. ”

As he spoke, Ye Fan also showed a smug expression.

Lin Qingya almost wanted to vomit blood when she heard this, squeezed out a resentful voice from between her teeth, and threatened: "Ye Fan, don't catch me with the handle, otherwise I will send you to the bureau for ten or eight years sooner or later!"

"What? You can't get my heart, you want to get my body, and you want to be imprisoned? Alas, I really underestimate your women's possessiveness. ”

Ye Fan shook his head very depressedly, his face was full of tangled looks, "Since you like me so much, if you really can't do it, I'll discuss it with my wife and let you be my second wife." Anyway, you and my wife are close friends, and we will be sisters together in the future, so I guess he won't refuse. ”

"You, you ......"

Pointing at Ye Fan's fingers that kept trembling, Lin Qingya held back the anger in her heart, gritted her teeth, and ran to Wen Lan's room.

Don't say anything, anyway, Lin Qingya really doesn't want to see Ye Fan anymore, so she has to let him leave this villa!!

"Lan Lan !!"

As soon as Lin Qingya pushed the door open, she couldn't help but shout at Wen Lan.

"Qingya, did Ye Fan's guy provoke you again?"

Wen Lan was removing her makeup, and when she heard this, she immediately knew what was going on and sighed.

Lin Qingya nodded, then told Wen Lan what happened just now, and finally gritted her teeth and said angrily: "Lan Lan, you have to get that guy out of this villa, otherwise I will definitely be angry if I continue like this." ”

"But he's my bodyguard. ”

Wen Lan smiled bitterly.

"I can protect you at home, and I'm also a police officer. ”

Lin Qingya was very disdainful.

"But my grandfather arranged him here, and he said that he couldn't be kicked out, otherwise I wouldn't be able to explain it to my grandfather. ”

Wen Lan didn't know what to say, so she could only find an excuse to shirk it.

As soon as Wen Lan mentioned her grandfather, a figure of intimidation and anger appeared in Lin Qingya's mind, a trace of fear flashed on her face, she gritted her teeth, hesitated, and finally gave up helplessly.

"But what's the matter, what if something like this happens in the future?"

Lin Qingya said very depressedly.

Wen Lan also nodded when she heard this, too, in the past, the villa was lived in by the two girls, so there was no need to pay attention to anything, but now that there is one more Ye Fan, it is different, and some changes and regulations must be made.

"In this way, in the future, the big toilet in the living room will be considered the women's toilet, and the smaller toilet will be the men's toilet, so I won't be afraid of things like today. ”

Wen Lan thought of a way.

Hearing this, she felt that this would be fine, Lin Qingya nodded, "That's fine." ”

At noon, Lin Qingya got some food, and when a few people were eating, Wen Lan reminded Ye Fan: "Ye Fan, in the future, the big toilet in the living room will be the women's toilet, and the small toilet will be the men's toilet." If you're going to go to the toilet in the future, you're going to go to that little toilet, you know?"

"Uh-huh. ”

Ye Fan buried his head in eating, and responded casually, no one knew if he listened or not.

frowned, but Lin Qingya and Wen Lan didn't have much to do with Ye Fan, and after reminding them for a few more words, they ate separately.

Soon, after lunch, Lin Qingya wanted to go to the toilet, but she didn't think about anything, so she walked directly to the prescribed women's toilet.

It's just that what Lin Qingya didn't expect was that she just walked to the toilet, but Ye Fan followed behind her.

Frowning, Lin Qingya suddenly turned her head dissatisfied, and asked, "What are you doing behind me?"

"Go to the bathroom. ”

Ye Fan blinked his eyes and said very innocently.

"Don't you know it's the women's restroom over here? The men's restroom is over there. ”

Holding back the anger in her chest, Lin Qingya pointed in another direction and said coldly to Ye Fan.

"Really?"

Ye Fan opened his mouth in some surprise, and then asked very strangely, "Didn't men and women be equal a long time ago?" Equality between men and women is said to treat men and women equally, why can't I go to the women's toilet, brother?"

Saying that, Ye Fan also persuaded Lin Qingya with a serious face: "Lin Qingya, you are a policeman, this kind of evil idea of inequality between men and women is unacceptable, and it is better to correct it as soon as possible." ”

Lin Qingya was furious and glared at Ye Fan, you see what kind of crooked reasoning this bastard Ye Fan said!

"Besides, aren't you just because of the morning?"

Ye Fan shrugged his shoulders, "The person being watched is me and not you, obviously I suffered a loss, your anger is too inexplicable, right?"

Lin Qingya was dumbfounded when she heard this, and what Ye Fan said seemed to be really right.

No, how did I get caught up in him! Now it's obviously a matter of men's and women's toilets!

Suddenly, Lin Qingya glared at Ye Fan resentfully.

Ye Fan wanted to say something, but Wen Lan stepped forward with a black thread and grabbed Ye Fan's back collar and pulled him away.

She was afraid that if Ye Fan continued to stay here, she would make her best friend crazy.

was dragged away by Wen Lan, Ye Fan was also shocked: "Hey, wife, what are you pulling me for? Could it be that you are going to sleep with me and have a north nose? Don't worry, wait for me first, I'll take a shower first......"

Wen Lan and Lin Qingya were so angry that they almost vomited blood.