Chapter 943: Scolding Array
Xia Yu looked at the lake and said: "In addition to the giant monster fish just now, the known monsters in this lake are a giant crab and a giant water snake, if we don't get rid of them, we won't be able to cross the lake." ”
Wu Yunkuo's men looked at Shamori and them, and said, "Is there a way for you people from the Ten Thousand Beasts Gate to kill these three monsters?"
Shamori said: "Although our Ten Thousand Beasts Gate is good at controlling demon beasts, we are all in contact with land demon beasts, and we don't know about the demon beasts in this water. ”
Everyone looked embarrassed and sighed at the lake.
Li Tie shouted, "Aren't they just three monsters, we have so many heroes and heroes, can we still be intimidated by them?" I'll take the lead, let's go down and chop those three monsters into meat sauce!"
Li Tie was as anxious as a spark, and he was about to jump into the lake when Xia Yu stopped Li Tie and said: "Second brother, the enemy's main force is on Fenglei Island, we must retain our strength, and we can't waste too much energy on these three monsters." ”
Li Tie said: "But these three monsters are in the way, if we don't get rid of them, we won't be able to get on Wind Thunder Island." ”
Xia Yu thought for a while and said, "We don't necessarily have to go to Wind Thunder Island, we can also call out those bastards on Wind Thunder Island." ”
Samori's eyes flashed with excitement, and she said, "It's a good idea, but ...... How do you call those bastards out of Wind Thunder Island?"
Li Tie said: "Yes, they are not dogs, call their names, and they will not run over." ”
Xia Yu said: "We can use a way." ”
"What way?" everyone looked at Xia Yu in surprise.
Xia Yu said: "We can scold the formation, find a brother with a big voice, scold at Fenglei Island, what is ugly and scolding, and scold those shrunken turtles." ”
Wu Yunkuo frowned and said, "Relying on scolding people to scold Yu Wangu and Huan Jiutian and them, this thing sounds a little disgraceful. ”
Xie Wushuang said: "Mr. Wu, let's fight a war, it doesn't matter if it's a black cat or a white cat, it's a good cat if it catches a mouse." ”
Xie Zhendong said: "We are so far away from Wind Thunder Island here, how loud is it, if you scold it, you can hear the people on Wind Thunder Island?"
Xia Yu scratched his head and said, "This is indeed a problem, which brother has a loud voice and is willing to come out and try?"
These people who followed Xia Yu to Fenglei Island this time are all warriors, heroes and heroes, and they don't bother to do such vulgar things as saving face and scolding.
At this time, there was a strong man more than two meters tall behind Wu Yunkuo, like a big bear, swaying, standing up, and said, "General Xia, do you want me to try?"
This strong man's surname is Han, known as Han Datou, he is tall and strong, but his skills are not high. Compared with others, his biggest specialty is that he can scold people, but I didn't expect that today's scolding ability finally has a place.
Wu Yunkuo looked at Han Datou and said, "Can you do it?"
Han Datou rubbed his nose, smiled, and said, "Master Wu, let me try, let me try." ”
These people who followed Wu Yunkuo were all voluntary, and they wanted to make meritorious contributions in front of Wu Yunkuo and make some fame in the rivers and lakes.
Wu Yunkuo didn't want to take Han Datou with him, thinking that there were not many of him, not a lot of him, but he was begging for nothing, and he had to pester Wu Yunkuo to come. Wu Yunkuo is a face-saving person, and he was embarrassed to drive Han Datou away, so he had to bring Han Datou with him.
Han Datou stood on the shore, aimed at Fenglei Island, looked at Wu Yunkuo and Xia Yu, smiled, and said, "Master Wu, General Xia, and friends, please retreat." ”
Wu Yunkuo and Xia Yu took a few steps back.
Han Datou arched his hand at Wu Yunkuo and Xia Yu again, and said: "Master Wu, General Xia, friends, my scolding is more ugly, if there is any rudeness, please forgive me." ”
Xia Yu said: "It's okay, Brother Han, let's save people, you just scold." Anyway, those guys on the island are bastards, and if you talk good things to them, they don't understand, so you have to scold them with foul language and swearing. ”
Han Datou said: "Okay, with General Xia's words, I am relieved." ”
Han Datou spit twice into the palm of his hand, rubbed his hands, tied up his horse steps, luckily dantian, exerted his strength, opened his mouth, and began to scold angrily.
Han Datou opened his mouth, and a wave of air shot out, as if a cannonball had been shot out of the barrel, buzzing.
Han Datou was full of anger and began to scold, and the scolding pierced the sky and went straight to Fenglei Island.
Han Datou had enough strength to scold there, Wu Yunkuo and Xia Yu felt that the sky was shaking, and they couldn't stand on their feet, and they retreated again and again.
Looking at Han Datou's appearance, Xia Yu and the others all secretly gave a thumbs up in their hearts, and anyone would scold anyone, but when they scolded Han Datou, who was shocked and cried ghosts and gods, he was really the only one in the world and unparalleled in the world, too fierce, too ruthless.
Han Datou can turn words into sharp knives, bloody stabbing at the enemy, Yu Wangu, Huan Jiutian and You Tielin are considered to have fallen into bad luck, going back to the eighteenth generation of their ancestors, down to the children and grandchildren in infancy, all of them were slaughtered by Han Datou with words, and they were ruined.
You Tielin ordered the three giant spirit beasts to guard the Wind Thunder Lake, and felt that Xia Yu was unable to fly with wings, so he sat leisurely and sat in a room on the island drinking tea and chatting. Qishu.com
The three of them were chatting happily, when suddenly, with a bang, a wave of air swept in, shattering the windows, and then, all kinds of vicious words flew in through the windows and reached the ears of Yu Wangu, Huan Jiutian and You Tielin.
You Tielin frowned and shouted outside, "What's the matter?"
A minion ran over and said, "Qiyu Island Master, Xia Yu and they came to the other side, and there is a person shouting and scolding there. ”
Huan Jiutian listened to Han Datou's scolding, blew his beard and glared, jumped up, and shouted: "This bastard is tired and crooked, I'll kill him!"
Yu Wangu calmed down and said: "Brother Jiutian, don't be impulsive, the mouth grows on them, they love to scold, they will scold them, no matter how you scold, we can't drop a piece or two of flesh on our bodies." ”
You Tielin said: "Yes, don't pay attention to those vulgar people, let's continue to drink tea." ”
You Tielin and Yu Wangu were sitting, and as soon as they picked up the teacup to savor it, Han Datou's scolding offensive came wave after wave.
You Tielin and Yu Wangu are both very determined people, and they originally didn't want to pay attention to Han Datou's scolding, but the words that Han Datou scolded were so ugly that the people on the entire Wind and Thunder Island could hear them clearly, if You Tielin and Yu Wangu kept pretending to be deaf and dumb and being a turtle with a shrunken head, it would be too shameful.
Jianghu people, face is the second life.
You Tielin couldn't help it at first, slammed the teacup on the ground, smashed it, jumped up, and shouted: "I want to see which vulgar person has no one to teach in his life can scold these words." ”
Yu Wangu and Huan Jiutian followed behind You Tielin, and angrily walked out of the room and came to the shore.
Xia Yu stood on the opposite bank, using the pupil technique of the Earth Observation Star to look carefully, and saw Yu Wangu, Huan Jiutian, and You Tielin walking out, smiled happily, and said: "Come out, come out, Yu Wangu, they come out, Brother Han, your scolding kung fu really works, work hard, continue to scold!"
(In "Water Margin", the star is a blue-eyed tiger-Li Yun)
Han Datou was praised by Xia Yu, elated, took a breath, and continued his bloody language offensive.
Huan Jiutian stood on the other side and roared angrily: "Little rabbit, shut up for me!"
From Huan Jiutian's roar, it could be heard that he was already angry.
Xia Yu patted Han Da on the head and said, "Brother, I've worked hard for you, you can rest and rest." ”
"Thank you, General Xia, I don't work hard," Han Datou wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth with a smile and stepped aside.
Xia Yu looked at Huan Jiutian, Yu Wangu, and You Tielin across the lake, and said, "You three shrunken-headed turtles have finally appeared." ”
Huan Jiutian pointed at Xia Yu and shouted, "You little rabbit cub, Hugh is rampant!"
Xia Yu said: "Don't talk nonsense, if you have the guts, come and compete with us." ”
Yu Wangu sneered and said, "Xia Yu, if you have the guts, come over and compete with us." ”
Xia Yu said: "You mean, you still have to hide on the island and refuse to come out?"
Yu Wangu said: "We are very comfortable on the island, why do we want to go out?"
Xia Yu said: "Being scolded so bloody, and saying that it is comfortable? Yu Wangu, your old face is so thick-skinned, it is really admirable." ”
Yu Wangu said: "Little rabbit, don't be too fast, if you have a seed, you can come here, and we will compete on the island." ”
Xie Wushuang and Li Tie shouted, "Old thief, if you come to the shore, let's fight on the shore." ”
Yu Wangu, Xie Wushuang, and Li Tie quarreled.
Xia Yu said: "Yu Wangu, since you don't dare to come to the shore, then I have to trouble Brother Han again." ”
Xia Yu turned around and looked at Han Datou, who was drinking water, put down the kettle, shook his bear-like body, strode over with a meteor.
Xia Yu said: "Brother Han, you continue to scold, scolding all the most vicious and vicious words you can think of." ”
"Okay," Han Datou was very excited, he had liked to scold since he was a child, took a deep breath, aimed at Yu Wangu and them, and scolded again.
Han Datou's scolding words were so cruel that even the clay man had to jump up and fight hard when he heard those words.
You Tielin couldn't stand it anymore, and shouted: "That little rabbit cub is really damned, I can't get rid of my hatred for cutting him with a thousand knives, I'm going to kill him!"
You Tielin summoned the minions on the island and wanted to go to the other side to kill Han Datou.
Yu Wangu said: "Tie Lin, you are the lord of an island, don't act rashly. Brother Jiutian, why don't you take a few people and kill that foul-mouthed bastard. ”