Chapter 70: The Story of the Monkey and the Mushroom That Must Be Said

"Hello!

"Hahaha, finally able to speak!!Hachi can finally speak......!!"

Hearing Xiaoba say the word 'hello' completely, Zhang Feng barked excitedly, and the two puppies on the side were suddenly awakened, and when they saw the owner dancing, they thought that the owner had goat madness.

"What's wrong with Xiaofeng, why are you so happy?" The eldest sister was watching TV in the house, and when she heard her brother's exclamation, she immediately ran out.

"Haha, eldest sister, listen to it...... Hachi can speak...... Haha......" Zhang Feng said happily to the eldest sister.

"Hello...... Hello...... Hello......" Hachi kept calling hello like a repeater at this time, and this sentence seemed to have been deeply imprinted in its brain.

"Hey, I'm really talking. The eldest sister was also surprised, it has only been two days, and she has actually learned to speak, although it is only a short sentence and two words, but this is already very remarkable for the starling.

"Hello...... Hello......" The eldest sister walked over to Hachi with a smile and said.

"Hello...... Hello...... "Hachi heard the eldest sister say hello, and followed suit, as if responding to the eldest sister.

"Haha, Hachi is really smart. The eldest sister was also pleasantly surprised.

In order to reward Xiao Hachi for learning the first sentence of 'foreign language', Zhang Feng specially rewarded it with a few worms, and after Xiao Hachi finished eating, he continued to review his homework, and kept shouting 'Hello', which was really a blockbuster if he didn't make a sound.

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"Hey, madman, what are you doing now?" Zhang Feng was resting in the shade of a tree when he suddenly received a call from the monkey.

"I'm lying in the yard, why did you remember to call me?" This guy is so busy all day that he is dizzy, how can he have time to call himself today.

"Alas, the baby's heart is bitter......"

"What's wrong?" Zhang Feng asked amusedly.

"You don't know how angry my mother is, just now she called and asked me if I want to go home for dinner, I said no, I have to work overtime tonight, guess what my mother said?"

"What do you say?" Zhang Feng thought to himself, I'm not your mother, how do I know?

"She said, that's great, your dad and I made chicken stew with mushrooms, just not enough to eat, if you don't come back, we can eat more." ”

Hearing the monkey's words, Zhang Feng was stunned for a long time and then asked weakly, "Are you sure you are born to your parents?"

"yes, I'm also confused now, I feel like I didn't send ......it when I charged the phone bill," the monkey said with a sigh.

"How can it be, weren't we all washed by floods or picked up from garbage heaps in those days?" Zhang Feng said jokingly.

"I'll go, you kid is still gloating here, buddy, it's not thanks to you. The monkey said angrily.

"No, why is this up to me?" Zhang Feng asked inexplicably.

"Hmph, it's not the red mushrooms that you kid gave to make trouble, my parents like to eat them very much, you see they don't even want my son to eat more. The monkey said in a pretended grunting tone.

"Okay, I'll send you a few more catties, okay?" Zhang Feng shook his head with a smile when he heard the monkey's words, he didn't expect that his own red mushrooms could have such a great charm, and they were about to break up other people's families.

"Don't, our brothers settle accounts, I will pay for a pound of money, if you don't want money, I don't want it. "Last time, I received two catties of red mushrooms from Zhang Feng, and the monkey personally checked it on the Internet, and a catty of dried red mushrooms cost three or five hundred.

"That's okay, I'll sell it to others for three hundred and one catties, and I'll give you a twenty percent discount, two hundred and four pounds per catty. Zhang Feng said with a smile.

"You can as much as you want, send me three catties, and I'll give you money later." The monkey said with a look of a tyrant who was not bad for money.

"Well, I'll send it to you later. ”

The monkey was busy going to work, and the two chatted a few more words before hanging up the phone.

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"Xiaofeng, do you want to put dried mushrooms?" Seeing Zhang Feng wrapping the mushrooms in a plastic bag, the eldest sister asked curiously, and her mother also looked at her curiously.

"The monkey just called and said that he wanted to buy three catties of dried mushrooms...... then Zhang Feng told the monkey's experience, the laughing mother and the eldest sister leaned back and forth, their stomachs hurt with laughter, and they felt that the monkey and her mother were really interesting.

"Mom, I'm leaving......" Zhang Feng packed the mushrooms and prepared to send them to the monkey immediately.

"Well, send it to someone, or the monkey won't want him." Mother joked for the first time.

"Hehe, then I'll leave ......" Zhang Feng smiled as if walking towards the entrance of the village.

Although Zhangjiawan is only a small village, it is a tourist area after all, and the transportation is convenient, there is a bus to the county every hour, so many express delivery are set up in the commissary at the entrance of the village, almost one or two hours there are couriers will come here to send and receive the mail, so it is very convenient for villagers and tourists to send express or receive express delivery.

"Xiaofeng is here to send a courier?" Seeing Zhang Feng holding a package, Zhang Laosan hurriedly asked.

"Yes, third brother, how is business today?" Zhang Laosan is the owner of the commissary at the entrance of the village, but he is stingy, so the people in the village don't pay much attention to him.

"Where, it's just a mix of food, Xiaofeng, you make a lot of money by collecting mushrooms. Zhang Laosan said enviously.

"Hehe......" Zhang Feng was too lazy to talk nonsense with him.

This person was very jealous of Zhang Feng's profits from harvesting mushrooms, so he wanted to get a piece of the pie.

It is said that not long ago, he wanted to secretly cooperate with the restaurant owners in the county, but unfortunately the purchase price given by those people was too low, and he couldn't compete with Zhang Feng at all, so he gave up in desperation.

For those who want to dig their corners, Zhang Feng certainly doesn't want to talk nonsense with him, so he fills out the express delivery list in three or two and leaves the commissary.

"Toot ......"

Just now, at this time, Zhang Feng received a WeChat prompt, Zhang Feng opened WeChat and saw that it was a monkey who had transferred money, a total of seven hundred and twenty yuan.

"The money has been received, the mushrooms have just been sent, it is estimated that it will arrive tomorrow, you pay attention to checking." Zhang Feng immediately sent WeChat to the monkey.

"Got it......" The monkey replied briefly after a few minutes.

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"Hey, what are you doing under the bridge, big duckling?" On the way home, Zhang Feng saw two little guys sneakily squeezing under the bridge, so he asked curiously.

"Shhhh

"Oh...... Oh, I know you're hiding here, right?" Zhang Feng said loudly with a smile.

"Oh yes, madman, you're so bad...... Da Mao, let's go quickly. The little duck complained, and then called on the big fur to quickly move his position.

"Hehe, these little kids......" Seeing the carefree appearance of the ducklings, Zhang Feng suddenly thought of his beautiful childhood, running around the village every day, hiding and seeking, it is really enviable, no wonder some people do not want to grow up all their lives.

"Little duckling, big hair, don't run, I found you......" At this moment, Xiao Shi, who was in charge of looking for someone, saw the figures of the two and hurriedly shouted happily.

"Oh, this time it doesn't count, it doesn't count...... It's all crazy brother, and it was he who exposed us to let you find it. "Don't look at the duckling's young age, but he is a clever ghost, and he wants to play tricks when he is caught, so he hurriedly finds a reason.

"Why don't you count, I've already found you anyway......" Xiaoshi is not easy to fool, and the children are very smart now, so the two sides began to argue fiercely and did not back down from each other.

"Forget it, you all go and hide, I'll come to you this time......" Da Mao couldn't stand it anymore on the side, so he interrupted the two and said.

"That's ......" The two of them saw that it was a big hairy back, and immediately nodded happily, jumping up and down to find a new hiding place.

"Hehe, these guys, Da Mao is about to become a backbiter. Some honest Da Mao often took the blame for his friends, Zhang Feng shook his head with a smile and continued to walk home.

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