Chapter 1447: Who to Scare?
"Oh, this thing is for picking up shit? I've seen it, I've really seen it, hehe! I picked it up right next to me, and it looks pretty tall, and I thought it was some kind of tool. But even if it's a shit tong, it's not so scary, is it? Even if there was really shit on it, it would have dried. Angus, you're all shattered like this, and there are so many exquisitenesses?
Miyayoshi is still the first to know, it turns out that this pliers are called dog shit tongs, picking up dog poop is indeed very convenient and easy to use, Angus has such a large heart clamped so securely, it feels like there is no problem at all to pick up cow dung.
"Bastard, kill me, you can't pinch me with something as disgusting as shit tongs!"
It's not like what Miyayoshi said, the smell on this shit tong is so big, Angus is so smoked that he almost faints.
Angus never dreamed that one day he would be so insulted with shit tongs that he was going crazy. You know, the smell of shit that Angus hates the most, and I feel that it is the smelliest smell in the world. It defiles its immortal body, and it insults its soul.
"Oh, you want to die, you asked for it! I'll let Mary cut you!"
Miyayoshi smiled, not understanding why Angus was doing this. I'm going to lose my life, and I'm still pretending to be here?
"Stop! No one is allowed to hurt my Angus!Okay! Let's swap at the same time, come on! I'll count three times, and then everyone throws it over!" Josie immediately refused, and finally agreed to the exchange.
"Okay!" Mary naturally wanted to exchange He Feng back, and nodded in agreement.
"One...... Two...... Three!"
Gollum!
Almost at the same time, both sides threw their hostages at each other. Josie, she definitely couldn't throw He Feng, so she could only overturn the car and let He Feng roll over with Na Yuantong.
"Dad!"
"Angus!"
Mary and Josie rushed forward at the same time to catch it.
"And breathing, Mary, your dad should have fainted, you need to find a way to get your dad out first. Gong Ji stepped forward and tested He Feng's breath with his fingers to confirm that he was still alive.
"Let me come!"
Mary didn't say much, but with a slash of her palm, like a sharp sword, she split the log with a slurp.
"Slow, don't be impulsive, this bucket can't be dismantled like this......" He Feng, who was originally in a daz, suddenly opened his eyes and hurriedly shouted, wanting to stop Mary from splitting the barrel.
Crash!
"Ahh
"Then what are you waiting for? Hurry up, stay away from me, I'm in danger now......" He Feng's face changed greatly when he heard this, and his expression looked even more ugly than crying.
"It's dangerous? It's dangerous...... Let me see...... I'll go...... It's really very dangerous!" After Miyayoshi next to him found that the old woman Josie had picked up Angus's heart, she ran away early, looking at this side from dozens of meters away, with a sneer on the corner of her mouth. Hearing He Feng's words again, Gong Ji was even more confused, and reached out to break the wooden barrel that was cut by Mary, and instantly understood what was going on.
That's right, it's very dangerous!
He Feng sat under his ass with something like a bomb, and judging from He Feng's reaction, there was a chance that it was a real bomb. What stunned Gong Ji was that He Feng was kneeling at the bottom of the barrel, with a bomb between his legs and buttocks, and a rope like a fishing line between his hands and neck, and his body always maintained a strange posture, as if he would detonate the bomb if he moved.
There were also two ropes tied to one end of the wood, and Mary had just chopped them, so that she had not cut them. One thing they all have in common is that the other end is pulled out of the bomb. Just by looking at this posture, you can guess that these five taut ropes are very critical, and they do not need to be loosened, let alone broken. He Feng can keep this posture all the time, but it's really difficult for him.
However, Mary's two splits were also lucky, the position of the barrel tied to the rope happened not to touch them, the barrel was broken, and the five bodies were still in a taut state. Miyayoshi visually measured that it would not explode in a short period of time, so Miyayoshi did not run for the first time, but complained.
"This bomb...... Dad, could you have been forced to do such a thing by someone again?" Mary also saw that it was difficult for ordinary people to be equipped with such a magical bomb device.
"Nonsense! Xiaoli is really your father and I are so hungry and unfed, even if I take a fancy to a sow, it is impossible to value that old and ugly woman!" He Feng rolled his eyes, unable to reply to his daughter's question.
He Feng was indeed yin this time, but it was not the old woman of Josie, but the ugly monster of Angus. But those embarrassing and depressing things, the past is unbearable, and I am even more reluctant to mention it in my daughter, which is too damaging to the face of this father. In short, He Feng has admitted it! Recently, there have been a lot of unlucky things, and he has gradually become accustomed to it.
"Shut up! You fat man, do you still want to drink my mother's footwash? You were lucky just now, but this super bomb of mine is impossible for even the world's top bomb disposal experts to guess. See how long you can last!Huh!"
With the help of Angus, Josie could understand He Feng's Huaxia language, and when she heard He Feng scolding her for being old and ugly, and that she was not as good as a sow, she was so angry that she scolded! If it weren't for the fact that He Feng was afraid of the large number of people around him, she would have rushed up and smoked He Feng's big mouths.
Josie was even more angry that when the wood was violently dismantled just now, it didn't detonate the bomb, killing these people, what a pity!
"Is this bomb really so powerful? It's scary, isn't it? I don't believe it, if it really had exploded, it would have exploded a long time ago, and it wouldn't have waited until now. Gong Ji was skeptical, remembering that He Feng had rolled on the ground several times with a wooden barrel just now, and he didn't see the bomb explode.
"Don't believe it, hehe, if you have the ability, you can pull any of the five ropes, and if it doesn't explode, I will immediately kneel down and kowtow to you to admit my mistake. Pull, see which of you dares to pull!" Angus, who had finally picked up some of the wax and came back, became a dwarf only about twenty centimeters tall at this time, and stood on Josie's shoulder, and translated for Josie.
"I don't dare? I'll show you......" Miyayoshi really doesn't believe in this evil, the more Josie and Angus provoke them like this, the more Miyayoshi thinks that this bomb will not explode, they are singing about the empty city plan, and resolutely don't fall for them!
"Don't ...... Don't be impulsive...... Don't be impulsive, young man, we don't have to fight with them. Seeing that there was no small LED light display on the lid of the barrel, it was all up to my hands and neck to maintain the balance, and the value fluctuation above was maintained within the number plus or minus 10, so the bomb did not explode. If it were someone else, the bomb would have exploded many times!"
He Feng saw that Gong Ji was really going to pull out the line, and he was so frightened that he hurriedly stopped it.
Young people nowadays, why are you so easily fooled when others provoke you to say two words? Are you stupid or not!
Of course, more importantly, the person sitting on the bomb is He Feng, and the person who will definitely be blown up must be him. And He Feng is more worried that this guy Gong Ji will run away when he breaks this rope, but He Feng can't run away.
"Ah, this bomb is so troublesome, Dad, what should I do now? If you keep this posture like this, won't the bomb explode?" Mary listened to He Feng's explanation, and secretly pinched a cold sweat, this bomb is so complicated.
Mary couldn't think of anything to do for a while, so she couldn't help but look at Miyayoshi to see if Miyayoshi could solve it.