Chapter 142: Take the bus

Shen Qiong signed with a bang, and the two walked out of the madhouse, Shen Qiuming went back to the ward and rummaged through some of his personal things, then patted his ass and left. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

When I came, my hands were empty, and when I left, my sleeves were still fresh.

Because it's not easy to take a taxi nearby, you can only take the bus next to it, anyway, Shen Qiong also took the bus when he came.

"The air outside is so refreshing!" Shen Qiuming took a big breath and said happily.

Shen Qiong thought for a while, and then said: "I signed the word, and I have a request, come to the store once a month to help." ”

Shen Qiuming was in a good mood and laughed and said: "No problem, you can set up a local tyrant seat in the store, once a month, and I, Master Shen Qiuming, will be in charge." ”

Shen Qiong almost didn't laugh, what the hell is Nima's local tyrant seat.

"Don't laugh, this is our family's rule, don't look for me if you're not worth 10 million, although you say that you collect this money, but you can't lower my grade. Shen Qiuming said very seriously.

Shen Qiong's face suddenly darkened, and he smiled bitterly: "Okay! Don't worry, I can't lose your value." ”

The two got on the bus together, Shen Qiong didn't have change, so he threw ten yuan directly into it, and there happened to be two positions in the innermost part of the car, but these two positions were one in front of the other.

Shen Qiong sat with a boy playing with his mobile phone, and next to Shen Qiuming was an aunt in her forties.

Shen Qiuming inadvertently glanced at the aunt next to him, and suddenly laughed in surprise: "Oh, your face is a wangfu appearance!"

"Ahh ”

Shen Qiong watched from behind and didn't speak, secretly thinking that he would take the opportunity to learn two tricks from Uncle Ming.

Shen Qiuming turned his head sideways and continued to observe his aunt's face, then suddenly frowned and said, "There is something wrong with this mole on your forehead." ”

"Huh?" The aunt who was smiling just now instantly became embarrassed and smiled.

Shen Qiong couldn't help but laugh out loud, Uncle really said everything, this is obviously funny!

"Your face belongs to the kind of housekeeper and prosperous husband, but your mole is ruined, it should be said that it is unlucky. ”

The aunt glanced Shen Qiuming up and down, her face was full of disgust, and she asked in a suspicious tone, "You shouldn't be the kind of person who usually sets up a stall outside to show people's faces, right?"

Shen Qiuming looked disdainful, "Don't compare me with that kind of charlatan who doesn't enter the stream, one day and one place." ”

"Oh, look at what you said. The aunt looked at Shen Qiuming with a joke expression.

"Don't believe it?" If it was in the past, Shen Qiuming wouldn't have bothered to explain to this kind of aunt at all, but he had been pretending to be stupid in the madhouse for a long time, and now he urgently needed to pretend to be a wave to consolidate his position in front of his nephew.

Shen Qiu had already noticed that Shen Qiong had been observing this side, and decisively wanted to show off, so that the younger generations would know what it meant to watch people and tell fortunes.

"You ......"

Before Shen Qiuming could say it, the aunt directly twisted her head, turned her body around, and out of sight.

On the seat on the other side of the aisle, another aunt couldn't help but shake her head.

"What do you want to say? Let me tell you, I don't believe you even if you say that the sky is broken! If Master Shen comes, it will be about the same. The aunt complained directly dissatisfied.

When Shen Qiuming heard this, he immediately laughed, "Unfortunately, the contemptible person happens to be surnamed Shen." ”

The aunt shook her head with a funny look and muttered, "In these years, I am a fortune teller who says that my surname is Shen." ”

Shen Qiuming looked confused, "My real surname is Shen!"

"Yes, your whole family is surnamed Shen. Auntie pouted.

"Single phoenix and double dragon, if your first child is a son, then the second child is still a son, if the first child is a daughter, then you should only have one daughter. Shen Qiuming said it bluntly.

At this time, the people in the car all looked over......

"Don't guess, I don't believe it if you guess right! Tell you that Master Shen is only in his twenties, not an old man like you, can you please make a face?" The aunt thought that the other party said that her surname was Shen and wanted to pretend to be Master Shen, and she immediately looked disdainful.

"Hey, your mother-in-law is also strange, I, Shen Qiuming, am known as a walking god, and many people have begged me to help tell fortunes over the years. Shen Qiu Ming said angrily: "As far as what you said, Master Shen, what can he understand in his twenties?"

"What's wrong with being young? Some things are based on talent, and I think you just have to study for a lifetime, that is, the third-rate level. The aunt nagged: "Look at you, how old are these people, and you are still fooling me with an aunt, can you have some luck." ”

"Come on, come on, look at the lads behind you and laugh at you. "Anyway, the aunt also looked at Shen Qiong.

Shen Qiuming was immediately unconvinced, "You say, which Master Shen, I'll see if I recognize it." ”

The aunt looked stunned and sneered: "You, you don't even know who Master Shen is, and you dare to say that you are a fortune teller." ”

Shen Qiuming's face was full of black lines, he couldn't say that he had just come out of the madhouse! The master surnamed Shen should be his own family in China!

And looking at what his mother-in-law said, it was definitely not Shen Qiong, after all, he knew that Shen Mingyuan had not taught Shen Qiong any feng shui magic at all, and he didn't know anything about metaphysics.

"Come, what do you say is the name of that Master Shen?" Shen Jie, Shen Qingyun, or Shen Yunfeng?" Shen Qiuming suddenly called out the three names he knew, and the other party said that he was in his twenties, and it was estimated that he was a little talented.

He looked at his aunt with a smile, these three were all brought up by himself, and they were awesome that they were awesome.

However, the aunt shook her head vigorously, frowned and said, "No, although I don't remember what Master Shen's name is, it shouldn't be what you said." ”

"Then you have really been fooled, and we are the Shen family who can be called masters in China, except for the few I said, is it possible that there are still people who can achieve something in metaphysics in their early twenties?" Shen Qiuming said with a look of disbelief.

"Hahaha!" One fifth of the people in the car laughed, and the rest of the people had never heard of Master Shen, but those who had heard of Master Shen felt that this man's brain was rusty.

The aunt shook her head in disgust and sighed, "Alas, the frog at the bottom of the well." ”

Shen Qiuming was dumbfounded, could it be that he has been in the madhouse for a few years, and which master has been produced in China?

The car slowly stopped, and the aunt stood up, complaining and walking towards the car door: "Okay, okay! I've arrived at the station, it's really strange, there is a fortune teller who doesn't know Master Shen." ”

An old man next to him also stood up with a smile on his face, and taught Shen Qiuming in a good voice: "I'll get out of the car too! If you really want to eat this bowl of rice, you can go to Tianji Pavilion to try your luck and learn from Master Shen." ”

Suddenly!!

Shen Qiuming's face darkened, isn't it Tianji Pavilion......

Seeing Shen Qiuming slowly turn his head, Shen Qiong spread his hands innocently, indicating that he didn't know anything.

As soon as Shen Qiuming thought of his performance just now, his old face immediately turned red, which was embarrassing. (To be continued.) )