Chapter 819: Actually, I'm the President of the United States
Oh, my God!
This kid actually snatched the policeman's gun and shot the policeman in the head!
It's a big fuss!
"Ah......h
Bai Ruoyu and Bai Ruoxue's two families were so frightened that they exclaimed in unison!
Bai Ruoyu's mother and daughter and Bai Ruoxue's mother and daughter were so frightened that they closed their eyes tightly, not daring to look at the scene where their heads were exploded by bullets!
Wang Guangyao and the two thugs seemed to have a fly flying into their mouths, covering their mouths with both hands, closing their eyes tightly, and their faces twisted violently.
Officer Liu held his head in his hands, his face twitched, as if he had been stabbed in a chrysanthemum.
"Slippery ......"
Shots rang out!
it!
What sound is this?
Is the rhythm dumb fired?
Wrong!
It's the rhythm of dumb water!
The pistol in Yang Xiaoqian's hand shot out a puddle of water and sprayed directly on Officer Liu's head!
The whole world is quiet!
it!
What kind of is this Officer Liu, he actually carries a toy gun!
Is this Nima acting in the rhythm of the movie?
The Bai Yuanqing brothers saw this scene clearly, as if they had swallowed a whole egg in one bite, their faces were distorted and stunned, and their faces were full of capitalized and bold words!
Bai Ruoyu and the other four girls opened their eyes when they heard the sound of "Ziyu" just now, and the scene they imagined of Officer Liu's head blooming did not appear, but saw Officer Liu's wet head!
The four girls were stunned, and then they all understood what was going on.
"Poof...... Puff puff...... Hahaha...... It's actually a toy pistol! Mom, Father, Uncle, Aunt, Cousin, do you understand what's going on? This man is not a policeman at all! He's an imposter! Xiao Qian is not wrong in being suspicious!"
Bai Ruoyu burst into laughter and debunked "Officer Liu" on the spot.
Bai Yuanqing and his wife were relieved to see that no one was killed, shook their heads and smiled bitterly, they never expected such a scene, looking at Bai Yuanshan's family with strange eyes, and looking at Wang Guangyao, their eyes were full of suspicion.
The faces of the three members of Bai Yuanshan's family were red and white for a while, and their faces were extremely unsightly, could it be that this policeman was actually a fake? If this is the case, their faces will be disgraced!
"Bai Ruoyu, what are you smiling at! You are too arbitrary, aren't you? Can it be that just because Officer Liu brought an imitation gun can show that he is not a real policeman?"
Bai Ruoxue said that she didn't believe that the police called by her boyfriend were fake, and argued loudly with Bai Ruoyu.
"Cut, I won't argue with you, is the surname Liu a real policeman, don't you just let him take out his police officer card and let everyone see it?
Bai Ruoyu rolled her eyes, glanced at her lips, and said with a disdainful expression.
"You...... Okay, Officer Liu, our family believes that you are a real policeman, so you can show your police officer ID and let everyone take a look!"
Bai Ruoxue glared at her fiercely, stumbled with her, turned her head to look at Officer Liu, who was lying on the ground like a dead dog, and said.
"Damn, Officer Liu, your policeman's gun is so chic, and what comes out is actually a water bomb!"
"I'm a little farmer, I have no ability and no face, and I'm not qualified to see your documents, but now Miss Bai wants to see the documents, you shouldn't refuse, right?"
Yang Xiaoqian glanced at the toy gun in his hand, fired a few more shots at Officer Liu's face, and said with a hippie smile.
"Ahem, ahem...... Bastard boy, I remember how many times you attacked the police, you just wait to go to jail! My police ID card is in the police station, there is a kind of you go to the police station with me to get it!"
Officer Liu coughed loudly from the water gun, rolled over and got up from the ground, wiped the blood from his face, and yelled at him toughly.
"Damn, that's the case! Do you know who Lao Tzu is? It's going to scare you to pee your pants if you say it!"
Yang Xiaoqian said seriously.
Bai Yuanshan's expression froze, he deeply forgot about Yang Xiaoqian, and said in his heart: "I have long seen that this kid is unusual, and he is finally going to reveal his true identity!"
Bai Yuanqing and the others also pricked up their ears and waited to hear Yang Xiaoqian tell his identity.
"Damn, I don't care who you are, anyway, you just wait to go to jail!"
Officer Liu was tough to the end.
"You stand firm for me, listen, Lao Tzu is a dignified president of the United States, do you want to see Lao Tzu's presidential card? Lao Tzu's presidential card is in the White House, you plant, you go to the White House with Lao Tzu to get it!"
Yang Xiaoqian's expression was Lingran, and what he said was as if it was true.
"Poof...... Puff puff...... Hahaha...... I'll take it, little money, I can't imagine that you are the president of the United States, disrespectful, disrespectful, I can't imagine that I actually found a boyfriend of the United States, I am so powerful! Hahaha, cousin, do you envy me!"
Bai Ruoyu bent over and squatted on the ground with laughter, tears coming out.
"You two...... Hey......"
"Poof......
Bai Yuanqing and his wife were both big heads when they sang and sang, one shook his head with tears and laughter, and the other couldn't help but cover his mouth and laugh.
Bai Yuanshan and his wife were tricked, their faces were pale, and they couldn't say a word of anger.
Wang Guangyao's face was pale, his brows were deep, his eyes flashed, and he was anxious to think about how to deal with it.
"You...... You fart, you're not the president of the United States at all!"
Bai Ruoxue blushed angrily, pointed at Yang Xiaoqian and yelled.
"Damn, cousin, you're so smart, you can actually see that I'm not the president of the United States! Awesome! It's amazing! Ordinary people really can't see it!"
Yang Xiaoqian was taken aback, looked at Bai Ruoxue with a shocked face, and gave her a thumbs up.
"What? You're not the president of the United States! Yang Xiaoqian, you're actually a liar! You're a big liar!"
Bai Ruoyu resisted the urge to burst into laughter, and said, "The husband sings and the wife follows".
"Bastard! Have you had enough trouble! Shut up!"
Bai Yuanshan couldn't hold back any longer, grabbed a teacup on the table and violently fell to the ground, shouting loudly.
The house was quiet.
"Xiao Wang, uncle has always admired you and trusted you, can you say something, is this Officer Liu a policeman?"
Bai Yuanshan turned his gaze to Wang Guangyao with a gloomy face, and asked majestically.
"The paralyzed Lao Tzu insisted that he was a policeman, see what you can do!"
Wang Guangyao said in his heart.
"Uncle, I dare to vouch for my personality, Officer Liu is 100 percent a policeman! You also know that a policeman's gun cannot be worn privately, and every time he carries a gun to perform a task, he must be approved by his superiors, and he must hand it in as soon as he is used up, and it is not something you can carry with him every day as you think!"
"Officer Liu used an imitation gun to deter criminals, which is a very common behavior among the police, and if you think he is fake based on this, it is too wrongful!"
"As for the police officer ID, it's normal that we don't have it with you, and don't we often wear our ID cards, driver's licenses, academic certificates, etc.?"
Wang Guangyao is eloquent, and he said unconsciously with his clever tongue.
Bai Yuanshan's face slowly calmed down after hearing this, and he nodded, believing his words.
Wang Suzhen breathed a sigh of relief, nodded, and believed it.
Of course, Bai Ruoxue believed it more, looked at her boyfriend with a look of adoration, and said in her heart that Ah Yao could speak, and she explained it clearly in a few words.
Bai Yuanqing and his wife glanced at each other, and faintly believed it.
Only Bai Ruoyu stood on Yang Xiaoqian's side and didn't believe his words at all.
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(End of chapter)