[0815] The indomitable flat-headed brother
It was another beautiful morning, and Hao Jun yawned, stretched, and sat up from the bed.
He stared at each other, put his legs on the edge of the bed, and pulled his feet back and forth against the edge of the bed.
When I opened my eyes, I saw that I couldn't pull either foot, but that there was indeed only one shoe next to the bed.
He leaned against the edge of the bed and looked under the bed, but there was no one under the bed.
His puzzled gaze swept around the room, and he couldn't find another shoe in his sight.
Suddenly, he noticed that the door was open.
In order to deal with emergencies, everyone in this camp is used to sleeping without locking the door, so it is more convenient to call people and travel. Although there is a lot of wildlife around, it is not an area infested by large predators, and it is on duty 24 hours a day.
There is also a key point is also a more magical point, we must not underestimate the intelligence and memory inheritance of wild animals, for the animals that have thrived on the grassland for generations, the vehicles and clothing of the reserve staff are the best protection for the reserve staff. As long as the animals are conscious and normal at the time, few animals will actively attack the staff of the reserve, and they will stay away from the camp.
Wildlife who have sought out staff or come to the camp for help because of their injuries are not the only exceptions, and there was another time when an elephant had been hit by the loss of a child, but the camp was not attacked by wild animals.
But there was an accident the day before yesterday, Hao Jun heard that two cranes were passing by not far away, so he ran over to take a look, and when he came back, he passed by a bush and found a lot of freshly ripe berries. In David's memory, the berries were edible and delicious.
Hao Jun picked some to eat, but he didn't expect to provoke the guy who shouldn't be provoked - the honey badger, the guy with a black body and a white back, who is known as the flat-headed brother.
Hao Jun saw the branches and leaves at its feet and the berry juice on its paws that had begun to dry up, and was sure that this guy had been eating nearby for a long time, and Hao Jun was not in the mood to tease this notoriously stalkative and die-hard guy, so he walked away.
But I never expected that this guy would rush up and bite, but fortunately, Hao Junshan was fast, but he was bitten on his trouser leg.
Brother Pingtou is listed on the IUCN Red List of Threatened Species ver 3.1 - Low Concern (LC) big man, and it is not good to beat, and it is useless to scold.
Brother Pingtou is used to being domineering on the grassland, fierce by nature, stunned and almost not afraid of anything, his fur is extremely tough, his claws and teeth are extremely aggressive, and it is difficult for any animal to really hurt it in a short period of time. It usually takes an hour for an African leopard to fight it at the beginning and finally subdue it.
So as a last resort, carnivores don't like to take it as a goal, because the pay and the gain are extremely disproportionate, looking at the body length of nearly one meter, but there are no catties of meat, after eating, it can't replenish the energy consumed, and the taste of meat is not good. This also causes the honey badger to be more fearless.
Many people have been misled by some documentaries and think that Brother Pingtou is brave and tenacious, either fighting or on the way to fight.
In fact, the professional authorities have assessed it as an endangered species: there is no clear ecological crisis, but the various threats cannot be clearly identified.
In other words, the flathead has no natural predators and is not short of food, but he cannot properly assess the risk factor he encounters.
Anyway, there was no one around, so Hao Jun overflowed the space-time wave, allowing the space-time wave Hao Jun to control its body, break his mouth with some force, and leave quickly.
Hao Jun made sure that it couldn't catch up with it, and let it regain its freedom.
Unexpectedly, this guy actually caught up, so Hao Jun had to speed up and return to the camp.
Although the gate of the camp was not closed, this guy still stopped in his tracks, just staring at Hao Jun with two small black eyes.
The consequence is that after Hao Jun got up the morning before yesterday, he found that his pants were gone, and he put them on the chair next to him before going to bed, and when he woke up, they were gone!
Hao Jun had no choice but to take out a change of clothes from the cabinet and put them on.
As he walked outside, he found that the door had opened a crack and his pants were tied to the clothesline outside.
Cardolite saw that he was getting up, and came to him and explained to him that it was a good thing that the honey badger had done, and that he had been blocked by the man on duty, and that the honey badger was not convinced at first, but finally gave in to the majesty and momentum of the particular uniform, and dropped his trousers.
Hao Jun couldn't help crying and laughing, and couldn't help but complain that this flat-headed brother couldn't be provoked, and those berries were not his own, so he still wanted to force himself to spit out the berries?
Cardolite didn't understand what Brother Pingtou meant, and when he heard the ins and outs, he couldn't laugh. In a short time, the story of Pingtou, Berry, and David spread throughout the camp.
However, Hao Jun felt that maybe the berries were just one of the reasons, and it might allow Hao Jun to control its body, and he would also make it hold a grudge by breaking its mouth himself.
This morning, Hao Jun saw that the door opened again, and subconsciously thought that it was a good thing that Brother Pingtou had done, so he walked to the door wearing a shoe, opened the door and looked out, and happened to see Cardolite.
He glanced around, but didn't see his shoes, so he asked Cardolite directly, "Do you know where the flathead got my shoes?"
Cardolite laughed, "Those shoes are wasted, you can wear another pair." ”
Hao Jun was stunned, "Scrapped?"
"Say that guy is a heartless and eyeless Leng Touqing, it sometimes really plays with the eyes of the heart, and yesterday just slipped into the camp and was found by the person on duty, and drove it out directly. Unexpectedly, this time he stepped on a temporary fixed wooden stake from the back wall and climbed in, which happened to be a blind spot for monitoring. By the time our people found out, this guy had already dragged your shoes under your wooden house and bitten them indistinctly, probably because he was afraid that he would be cut off again, right? ”
Hao Jun was also speechless, but fortunately, David prepared two more pairs of new shoes for him before exchanging crossings to cope with the complex terrain and changeable weather, so he had to change a pair.
In order not to suffer the loss of Brother Pingtou, Hao Jun locked the door that night.
The next day, I heard from the man on duty that because the back wall was dry, the stake was removed, and the flat-headed brother climbed to the tree outside the other wall, bent a branch over the yard, jumped into the yard, and was captured by the officer on duty on the spot and escorted out of the country.
As for why he didn't jump into the yard directly by stepping on a branch, it is estimated that he felt that the distance was too far away, and he was worried that he would fall from such a high height and fall himself. Second, I am afraid that the distance will be too big and the movement of jumping down will alarm the staff.
If this is the case, it means that the flat-headed brother can sometimes take into account the problem of the risk factor.
After getting up on the morning of the third day, the staff on duty led Hao Jun to the outside of the courtyard wall with a smile, only to see a pile of stones piled up outside the courtyard wall.
The staff on duty told Hao Jun that it was also done by Brother Pingtou, just to enter the hospital in a different way, thinking that he would not be discovered if he changed his way.
Hao Jun really couldn't laugh, this is too indomitable, when will it end?