Chapter 134: The Doctor Plays Hooliganism?
When Pang Feng heard Zhang Xiaoya's words, he was choked all of a sudden, he raised his eyebrows, and said:
"What are you talking about? How could I have made a slip of the tongue? What did you just say? You didn't mess around? If you hadn't messed up, how could you have done this? Your current illness was caused by your own mess, and I said what's wrong with you? I'm talking about the actual situation, and you honestly admit that I'm a doctor, and if you mess around, I don't know?"
Zhang Xiaoya's face sank, and she said angrily: "You...... You're spewing blood! You're slandering, blatant slander!"
Zhang Xiaoya was really angry! She couldn't help but be excited about this, the most important thing for a woman is her name, and she herself still doesn't know who she is? For so many years, she hasn't even held a man's hand, but Pang Feng said that he was messing around, and if she didn't make it clear, Zhang Xiaoya wouldn't take a break today.
"Oops!oops!" Zhang Xiaoya was excited, and the abdominal pain that had just been relieved began again, making her forehead sweat.
"Look, look, here it is again!"
Pang Feng reached over and grabbed Zhang Xiaoya's hand, Zhang Xiaoya felt the familiar numbness again, her body began to soften, and then the pain disappeared quickly, and her body was extremely comfortable.
"I don't care if you're a doctor or not, you have to make it clear about today's matter, I, Zhang Xiaoya, have grown so big that I haven't even held a man's hand, why do you say I'm messing around? You must give me an explanation today, otherwise I'm not done with you!" Zhang Xiaoya said loudly.
Pang Feng looked at Zhang Xiaoya's excited appearance, he knew that this woman had misunderstood, and he didn't break it, but felt that this woman's angry appearance was really interesting, so he grinned and said:
"Beauty, look at you, I said that you are not honest and you are not convinced, you are completely talking nonsense with your eyes open!" Pang Feng said, he smiled and continued: "What did you just say?
"Say it again, say it again, I, Zhang Xiaoya, have grown up since I was a child, and even men ...... Uh......"
Zhang Xiaoya was halfway through her words, she was directly stupid, her eyes were fixed on Pang Feng's hand, didn't Pang Feng's hand grab her hand at this time? This is in progress, how can she say that she has not held a man's hand?
As soon as she thought of this, she knew that Pang Feng was doing it on purpose, and immediately blushed, and said, "You, you deliberately took me into the ditch, didn't ......you?" You...... You're deceiving people too much!"
"I'm deceiving people too much, if I'm really deceiving people too much, I'm afraid you're not so comfortable now!" Pang Feng smiled, and there was a hint of mischievous cunning in his smile.
Zhang Xiaoya felt a little uncomfortable, and immediately said, "You...... You stinky rascal, let go of your hand, and go back to your seat!"
"Really, then I'm relieved!" Pang Feng finished speaking, and let go directly, the comfortable feeling that permeated Zhang Xiaoya's body quickly disappeared, and the sense of loss rose in her heart again.
She let out a long breath, raised her eyebrows, and wanted to continue to argue with Pang Feng, but Pang Feng rushed to say:
"Okay, beauty, I said that you messed around because you mean that life is too irregular and you don't care about your body too much. Look at you, if you don't go to bed on time at night, don't eat on time, don't exercise on time, you're not messing around, what is messing up?
Oh, do you think messing around only refers to the relationship between men and women? What's wrong with people now? Why do you think about things in a dirty direction when you think about them?
Look at your excitement just now, your face is red and your neck is thick, like a cat with its tail stepped on, are you concerned? The doctor said that you are messing around, it must be reasonable, you communicate patiently with the doctor, how can you have a healthy mind and body if you are narrow-minded and paranoid?"
When Pang Feng said these words, Zhang Xiaoya directly wanted to vomit blood, she raised her eyebrows and said, "You...... You did it on purpose, you deliberately obfuscated, you guy is so hateful!"
"Why did I do it on purpose? Are you thinking about the problem for yourself? Okay, okay, don't talk about this. What did you just say? Why do women have kidney deficiency? Do you think that only men have kidneys, but women don't have kidneys? Look at your thoughts, only men can have kidney deficiency, women can't have kidney deficiency, what kind of reasoning is this, is it reasonable?" Pang Feng said.
Zhang Xiaoya looked at Pang Feng, her face flushed slightly, and said, "I'...... Didn't all the people on TV who advertised and sold medicine say that men have kidney deficiency......? I don't know, I don't know the reason, you're a doctor, what reason do I ask you!"
"Okay, if you really want to ask, I can't help but tell you! Let me tell you this, the five organs of the human body correspond to the five elements, the liver belongs to wood, the lungs belong to gold, the kidneys belong to water, the spleen belongs to earth, and the heart belongs to fire. You see, your kidneys are not hydrated, and the aquatic wood directly affects the liver, and the liver does not hide blood, and you are anemic and weak.
Wood makes fire, the liver is not good, the blood flow is not smooth, and the heart function is not strong...... Then the heart affects the lungs, and the lungs affect the spleen and stomach, and finally the five organs are dysfunctional, do you understand?
We often say that water is the source of life, and the kidneys are the main water.
"Tell me, are you like that? Do you have water or not?"
"Uh......" Zhang Xiaoya made a big red face, she secretly glanced at Pang Feng, seeing Pang Feng's serious face, she couldn't help muttering in her heart:
"I don't know if I have water or not, but every time I have that kind of dream, it seems that the bottom is sticky when I wake up in the morning, and it doesn't seem like I'm completely out of water......
Zhang Xiaoya was puzzled, and suddenly squinted at Da Pang Feng, at this time Pang Feng really couldn't help it, he felt that this woman was too funny, the phenomenon in her mind was really not ordinarily rich, she said something, she only needed to start, she could imagine the most sensitive direction.
What is boring*** This is the real stuffiness*** claims to have not been in love for so many years, and he has not even held a man's hand, but people's minds are active and their imagination is rich.
Pang Feng turned his head and smiled, it was bad, no matter how stupid Zhang Xiaoya was, she understood that she was being pranked by Pang Feng again, she said angrily: "You ...... You scoundrel, you stinky rascal, you dare to tease me!"
Pang Feng glared at her and said, "What are you talking about? I'm a hooligan? I'll tell you, I'm a doctor, and I'm a doctor with medical ethics! A doctor is benevolent, what I told you today, you can ask whoever you want, if there is a little mistake, you can come back and slap me in the face."
I say, it's your own mind that has a problem, and your mind is not pure. The doctor heals the sick, this sacred thing, you think you are a beauty, as if all the men in the world have to revolve around you, looking at a person on a sleeper train, you can think that people are chasing you!
You're a typical unhealthy mind, you know? You're a patient with me, and both beautiful and ugly mothers are the same to me, you know?
Also, I've taken care of your gender very well, I'm really going to be a hooligan, I'm going to accuse you of dressing, you said you're obviously here, why are you still wearing plastic underwear? You went to the bathroom except to put an aunt towel for yourself, you didn't do anything, you didn't even bring a cup of hot water, do you think you should scold?"
The first is to ask for a recommendation ticket!! please!
(End of chapter)