130. The fifth day of the first month makes it bad
Of course, the actions of the fifth year did not escape Shuhan's gaze, and then he was rewarded by the other party with a big white eye.
And the fifth junior high school didn't care and asked curiously: "So, you are like this...... Pocket-sized?"
On the fifth day of the first month, he also compared Shuhan's height with his hand, as the so-called hitting people does not slap their faces, scolding people does not expose their shortcomings, not to mention that the other party is a woman, which can make Shuhan angry, I saw her stand up from the ground violently, and put out a hand to pinch her waist, and pointed to the posture of the fifth year of junior high school, yelling.
"You are only pocket-sized, there is no place in your body that is not pocket-sized, to tell you, the old lady was also tall at the beginning, convex and backward, just a dirt bun like you, even a glance at the old lady feels ashamed. ”
The mushroom lid, this is completely a shrew scolding the street, the forehead of the fifth year of the first year was scolded, but this was caused by him, and he buttoned his ears, which was really embarrassing.
"Uh...... I don't mean anything else, I'm just curious why you're the way you are?"
The fifth day of the first month rounded the scene, and Shuhan sat back on the sand with no anger, and still sat cross-legged like a man, if it wasn't for the skirt being long enough, it was estimated that everything would have to be exposed.
"You are willing to become like this, not because you were chased here by your companions who had become monsters, climbed a big tree and fell into the middle of the tree hole, and then the bottom of the tree hole was connected to this cave, and when you were about to starve to death, you ate a strange golden seed, and then your body shrunk. ”
Shuhan's identity and story are much more bizarre than Qingfeng Daochang, and he narrowed his eyes in the fifth half of the first month, and asked in more detail.
"And what about your rabbit ears and tail?"
"I don't know, I remember eating that golden seed, my body changed, but I felt more hungry, and my consciousness became blurry, I seemed to faint, and then I felt strangely that a lot of vines came out of the ground, and the vines wrapped me, and then a few vines got out of the hole and climbed the ginseng tree, and I didn't seem to be so hungry. ”
Chu Wu frowned slightly, according to Shuhan's law, the previous vines seemed to be protecting and nurturing her.
"And then?"
"Hmph, then my mother was woken up by a wicked man, who not only stabbed me in the neck with a sword, but also lifted my skirt, and the most disgusting thing was to smoke me to death with bad breath. ”
Damn, believe it or not, Lao Tzu slapped you to death?
Of course, the fifth day of the first month is also thinking in my heart, who makes the family the truth, but the fifth day of the first month is not a 'good bird', suddenly pinched the rope-like 'flower stem' on the golden sand with two fingers, and then gently pulled it twice to his side, and his face was full of innocence and pretended to be surprised: "Huh? What is this?"
Shuhan, who was sitting cross-legged, was dragged on her back and fell to the ground by Chu Wu, she quickly got up and grabbed the 'flower stem' connected to her skirt with her hand, crossed her legs slightly, and roared angrily while pulling back with all her might.
"On the fifth day of the first month, you are a king saddle, let go of the old lady. ”
Well, after all, the fifth year of junior high school is not a man who loves to bully women, so he dragged forward a little more, and after the side of the 'flower stem' between the two collapsed, he obediently let go of his hand.
So Shuhan completed two perfect back rolls backwards, and then knelt on the ground with her legs apart, still holding the 'flower stem' in her hand, and the pink long skirt was also pushed to the knees, revealing two smooth and white legs, and Chu Wu found that at least this was not the end of the 'flower stem'.
If the eyes can eat people, then at this time, I am afraid that the fifth day of junior high school has been gnawed by Shuhan, and there are no bones left, and the fifth junior high school touched his nose and felt that he had done something too much.
I didn't want Shuhan to stand up, slapped the golden sand on the hem of her skirt twice, walked back to her previous position, and gave a thumbs up to the fifth day of the new year.
"Okay, you have a kind, dare to play with the old lady like this, sooner or later an old lady will also have a good time with you. ”
It's just that these words came out of the mouth of a 'woman' who looked so sweet and cute, how could it be so awkward?
However, hearing the other party's outspoken resentful threats, Chu Wu had a good impression of her, at least this Shuhan should not be a person who is too scheming.
Regarding the other party's rabbit ears and tail, the fifth day of the first month did not continue to ask, it is estimated that it was purified by the 'golden seed', as for her whole set of stories, for the time being, keep the doubt and slowly verify.
Chu Wu got up from the ground, and since there was no danger at the moment, he planned to take a good look at the cave, and maybe he could find something else.
Seeing Chu Wu get up and walk away, Shuhan's heart lifted, but she found that the direction of Chu Wu was not the entrance of the cave, and her heart relaxed a little.
Watching Chu Wu look east and west in the cave, and finally pry up the glowing sapphires on the cave wall with a dagger, Shuhan couldn't help muttering, "It's really a dirt bun who has never seen the world." ”
On the fifth day of the first month, he was a little disappointed, this broken cave had nothing but these glowing blue stones on the walls, and after deducting a blue stone, he became uninterested, and the most useless thing in this world was probably gold and silver treasures.
Returning to the middle of the cave, Shuhan was sitting on the sand and playing with the two green leaves in the middle of the 'flower stem', these two leaves were not half the height of Shuhan.
Suddenly, a picture appeared on the fifth day of the first month, and he said in surprise: "Hey, Shuhan, don't you think you are like a flower?"
"Snort!" Shuhan sneered, "On the fifth day of the first month, don't think that you can dissolve my hatred for you by praising the old lady with a few words." ”
Chu Wu pursed his lips and smiled evilly: "I didn't praise you, I'm just curious, you see, this golden sand is the flower soil, what you are holding in your hand is the flower and leaf, and there is a long green flower stem, aren't you just like a flower that grows on the flower stem?"
"Hehe, son, don't waste your time, the old lady just woke up and found out about this, and you don't need to be tricky here. ”
Shuhan looked up at her delicate face with an expression of 'old lady has seen through you'.
Chu Wu waved his hand and explained, "You misunderstood me, I'm really just curious, if you are a flower, then where is this flower stem connected to you? I see that your legs can move freely, it must not be connected to the legs, and the role of the flower stem is to transport nutrients, we normal people get nutrition through the mouth, is there a mouth hidden under you?"
With the elaboration of the fifth year of the first month, Shuhan's smug expression gradually turned into shame and anger, and as soon as the words of the fifth year fell, they immediately broke out.
"You bastard, do you need the old lady to strip naked now for you to see?"
Chu Wu hurriedly shook his head, and refused in a disgusted tone: "Don't, don't take it off, I'm afraid I'll have nightmares in my life." ”