Chapter Thirty-Eight: Bang Bang!
Miracle Doctor......
What a sacred title this is, these two words, means the rejuvenation of the wonderful hand, means the holy hand of the apricot forest!
Especially in today's world, many people dare to call themselves teachers, or even call themselves masters, regardless of whether they have three or two or three.
A real miracle doctor can be said to be a creature rarer than the giant panda.
But at this moment, there was a real divine doctor, and such a young divine doctor appeared in front of him.
The short-haired woman was silent for a long time.
If she hadn't been able to hear Ye Feng's breathing, she would have almost thought that all this was an illusion.
"What kind of miracle doctor, this bullshit has a lot of dog's tail grass in the mountains, but how can there be any miracle doctor, I think it's barefoot. Just then, a discordant voice suddenly broke the silence.
Barefoot?!
Hearing this, Ye Feng's nose was almost crooked, he had never been insulted so much when he was so big.
But when he turned around and saw the comer, his nose, which was about to be crooked, was corrected again.
This thing that is making a lot of nonsense is the man who just threw away his gun and ran away with the short-haired woman.
This product and the short-haired woman are simply two extremes, the short-haired woman is like a man, and he is like a woman, with long hair, a ponytail, and a translucent gauze shirt, as soon as he walks over, he smells of pungent perfume.
If it weren't for the fact that this cargo has a thick voice, an Adam's apple, and a flat chest, Ye Feng would have thought he was a girl.
But this isn't a sissy, but it's definitely a sissy!
No, this kind of thing that leaves a woman and runs away at a critical moment, saying that he is a sissy is insulting the word sissy!
"Senior Sister Qingwu, I didn't run away just now, I went to pick up stones and prepare to smash that black bear. ”
After the sissy man looked at Ye Feng and snorted, an embarrassed smile squeezed out of the corner of his mouth, and he leaned in front of the short-haired woman and explained in a low voice.
Ye Feng followed the prestige and found that in the hand of this goods, he really clenched a fist-sized bluestone.
"The most things in this deep mountain seem to be trees and stones......
Sneering, Ye Feng glanced at his crotch playfully, and said, "Are you going to use this rotten stone to smash a black bear, or a walnut, or an egg?"
Qingwu also frowned after hearing the words of the sissy man-
As Ye Feng said, the most things in the mountain are trees and stones, especially in this one, there are many bluestone blocks.
If the sissy man really has the idea of smashing the black bear, he can just grab a piece of it, why run so far?
said a thousand words and ten thousand, these words were just an excuse for him to escape from the battle and throw away his own escape.
At this moment, the sissy man glared at Ye Feng fiercely, and then continued to excuse himself: "The stones here are all that kind of hemp bone stones, they will be broken when they are smashed, I want to find some strong stones, and it hurts to smash them." ”
"Senior Brother Qin Shan, I know, you don't need to say it. ”
Qingwu waved her hand, interrupting the excuse that the sissy man was still looking for.
Qin Shan's escape in the face of danger, Qingwu actually didn't care, because everyone has the idea of being greedy for life and afraid of death, and Qin Shan's escape also shows that she is not as important as he said in his heart;
Timidity is cowardice, so why bother looking for useless excuses?
A man who has no responsibility, no matter what his family background is, no matter what his appearance is, he has no attraction to Qingwu.
Since it is not attractive, it naturally does not matter whether what he says is the truth or an excuse.
"Senior sister, it's good if you can understand my heart......"
Qin Shan didn't know that he had been sentenced to death by Qingwu in his heart, and thought that his exculpation had worked, his face was happy, and then he looked at the wound on Qingwu's shoulder, and said: "Senior sister, don't listen to this barefoot man, your shoulder blade is obviously just a bone crack, and he is embarrassed to say that it is a fracture!"
What's more, I said that the master is barefoot!
Ye Feng's brows tightened.
Especially after hearing Qin Shan's judgment on Qingwu's injury, he was even more furious, and he couldn't help but open his bow left and right, and slapped this guy who was not even as good as a sissy twice.
Syllable!
Syllable!
With two crisp sounds, Qin's nose bone was directly crooked, blood flowed sideways, and there were five more red, swollen and translucent finger marks on his face, not to mention, the person was still dangling in place counting how many Venus were in front of him.
"How dare you hit me!"
After a long time, Qin Shan finally reacted, covered his face, his eyes were red with crying, and said: "Since I was a child, even my mother has never touched a finger of me, and you dare to hit me! Do you know who I am?"
Qingwu red lips opened lightly, and he was stunned.
She didn't expect Ye Feng's temper to be so explosive, and she would slap her face if she didn't agree with her!
But don't really say it, these two slaps also made her feel quite relieved.
"Who you are or what I do! But no matter what you are, no matter what kind of thing you are, I have to give you two slaps and a long memory!"
Ye Feng snorted coldly, his face was full of disdain, and he pointed at Qin Shan's nose and sneered: "First, as a big man with a handle under his crotch, he is not ugly if he is afraid of death, at most he is not a seed! But you throw a woman behind your ass and run away, and it seems that she is still a woman you like, this is not responsible." If you don't take responsibility, you don't even have the fucking qualifications to be a man! Don't tell me, your mother didn't slap you, but she didn't teach you this!"
Qin Shan's face was covered with a face, and his face was blue and white for a while.
Even he couldn't deny that Ye Feng's slap really couldn't be faulted. He didn't even know what he was doing just now, not even a beast.
"Second, I'm going to teach you a lesson. Listening to the tone of your voice, you seem to be a doctor too. As a doctor, the most taboo thing is not that you don't have medical skills, but that you don't know how to pretend to understand if you don't have medical skills. You have to remember that as a doctor, your words often determine the patient's health, or even the patient's life!"
At this moment, Ye Feng coldly said the reason for the second slap on Qin Shan.
Qingwu bowed slightly, looking at Ye Feng's gaze a little strange.
Not to mention Ye Feng's medical skills, but if he can say this, it can be said that he is definitely a benevolent doctor!
"First point, I admit it! I shouldn't have left my junior sister!"
After gritting his teeth for a long time, Qin Shan's eyes showed a fierce color, staring at Ye Feng and said in a deep voice: "But the second point, I don't accept it! I Qin Shanshan has nothing else, and I still have medical skills, why do you say that I ...... like that?"
Syllable!
But before Qin Shan's words were finished, Ye Feng raised his hand, and the third slap was slapped on his face again.