Chapter 1020: A Good Poem on Pants

Yang Xiaoqian frantically pressed the detonation button!

"Boom~"

With an earth-shattering explosion, a big bomb exploded, and a violent shock wave swept across the entire Shao family manor, and the entire Shao family manor was in flames, and the Shao family's houses, flowers, people, pigs, cows, and horses ...... And so everything turned into scum in an instant, and the entire volcano city shook violently, as if there had been a great earthquake!

After five minutes, everything was quiet.

The Shao family disappeared, leaving a huge pit more than a kilometer wide and more than a hundred meters deep!

The Great Guardian Array was scrapped, but fortunately, Yang Xiaoqian cautiously added ten isolation charms to block the violent explosion shockwave, otherwise the innocent residents of the entire Volcano City would have suffered.

Yang Xiaoqian did what he said!

paralyzed, directly left the chickens and dogs of the Shao family, and even a fly turned into scum!

it!

It's too violent!

It's terrifying!

Zhang Yongqiang and Xu Xiaomi witnessed this scene through the screen on the flying boat, Zhang Yongqiang is a secular person, and he knows how terrifying modern thermal weapons are in the secular world, so just now Yang Xiaoqian suddenly made this big bomb, and he was scared on the spot!

He had already peed once, and his crotch was still wet, and he had already prepared in his heart, but Rao was like this, seeing such a terrifying explosion picture, he still sat on the ground in fright, and his face turned white.

But our Xiaomi beauty is a person from the cultivation realm, she has never seen a bomb or anything in the world, and she has always wondered what Yang Xiaoqian had done, and suddenly saw such a terrifying explosive force, she screamed on the spot in fright, and kept Yang Xiaoqian tightly, and her pants were wet for a long time!

Yang Xiaoqian suddenly felt that his crotch was hot, and he was stunned, and wanted to look down to see what was going on, but Xu Xiaomi couldn't see it when he hugged it tightly.

Hey, hey, Yang Xiaoqian feels it, of course our Xiaomi beauty can feel it, suddenly screamed, her pretty face turned red, and she ran to her bedroom as if she was pulling Yang Xiaoqian Fei!

Zhang Yongqiang got up from the ground in a daze, not knowing what had happened.

Suddenly, he felt that it was cold below, and when he looked down, he was in a groove, "a big good poem", and rushed into his bedroom to change his pants, and secretly glad that he was not seen by Yang Xiaoqian and Xu Xiaomi, otherwise he would be a dead person.

In the bedroom!

"Sister Xiao, you can't say anything outside, look at your hurry...... Oh, why am I wet? What's going on?"

Yang Xiaoqian looked down and saw "a good poem" on his crotch and was startled.

"I'm sorry, little money...... I...... I'm wet too......"

Xu Xiaomi's back to Yang Xiaoqian lowered her head and stroked the corners of her clothes, her neck and ears were blushing, and the two slender legs were embarrassed to bend slightly, and it was uncomfortable to be wet somewhere.

"What? You're wet, too? Damn, am I too handsome, or are you too improper......? You're getting wet when you hug me?"

Yang Xiaoqian was startled again, and looked at her back with a smile on his face and said.

"Ahh......h Puff puff...... Hahaha...... Sister Xiaomi, let's even, last time you hugged me, I don't want to shame that 'attacked' you! Hehehe, this time you hugged me again, I'm not serious, it's you who are not serious, look at what you are wet! I ...... Am I that attractive? How are you...... Hahaha......"

Without waiting for Xu Xiaomi to speak, Yang Xiaoqian couldn't help but spray, laughed and collapsed on the ground, tears came out.

Such a pure and serious Xu Xiaomi actually did such an obscene thing, it is simply the most incredible thing in the world, and it is no wonder that Yang Xiaoqian is paralyzed with laughter.

"You...... You...... You little rascal, you have been full of unhealthy thoughts all day long, you must have been taught bad by your ten beautiful wives who are like wolves and tiger......s! Be...... Was it scared by that explosion...... Scared to pee...... You're so bad, you're laughing at people...... You're good, you're bad...... I'll kill you, I'll kill you......"

Xu Xiaomi was ashamed and annoyed, pounced on him, and beat his chest with small fists like drums.

"Ah...... Damn, I can't imagine that I, Yang Xiaoqian I, a hero, was made to pee!"

Yang Xiaoqian got up in fright, hid to the side, looked down at "that good poem" on his pants, and said with a smile.

"You...... You are not allowed to laugh at others! You are not allowed to dislike others! You are not allowed to say it! If you hear it, I will beat you!"

Xu Xiaomi's old man was ashamed and angry, rushed up and grabbed him by the collar, warning him with a fierce look like a female bandit.

"The female king spares her life, the little one will never laugh at you, nor will she dislike you, let alone say it!"

Yang Xiaoqian raised his hand in surrender.

"Hee-hee, it's pretty much the same, they're beautiful, that ...... What kind of water is that, it's so dirty!"

Xu Xiaomi let go of him, gave him a blank look and said, because she is a goddess, she is embarrassed to say urine and or something, so she will replace it with an elegant "water water".

it!

Water water?

Of course, the old driver like our little lewd brother wanted to be crooked in seconds, and he almost didn't hold his head on the ground!

"What kind of water? Sister, can we not make people think crookedly? You just say what can you do with urine? Who stipulates that the goddess can't say and urine? Why don't you change the word to an elegant word, don't you deliberately bring people into the ditch?"

Yang Xiaoqian's face was full of convulsions, he couldn't cry or laugh, and said with a desperate face.

"What do you want to be crooked? Ah...... You mean...... Ahh......h You rogue ...... You're shameless...... Are you perverted...... People are talking about urine, not that kind of ...... What ......"

Xu Xiaomi was stunned for a moment, and then thought of where this kid wanted to go, his face was flushed with shame, and he rushed up and hammered his small chest with a small fist.

Hey, hey, although our millet beauty is a pure and conservative girl in her bones, she can't stand the pollution of the female drivers in her Feijianmen dormitory, all of them have had a relationship with men, and there is nothing else to do before going to bed every night, and they must discuss the Heart Sutra of men and women, and our millet beauties have long been polluted.

So she can instantly comprehend where Yang Xiaoqian wants to go!

"Hahaha, who told you not to say it earlier, how can you blame me! Okay, okay, Yongqiang is still outside, let's hurry up and change our clothes, it's wet and dirty and uncomfortable!"

Yang Xiaoqian took a small punch and laughed.

"You...... You actually think I'm dirty? I'm a beautiful woman, so dirty...... Whining...... Woohoo......"

Xu Xiaomi lost her face in front of the boy she liked, and she was disgusted and dirty, and she cried with shame.

"Okay, okay, I don't think you're dirty, you see I've dried it with real air, I'm not going to change my pants, this should prove that I don't think you're dirty, right?"

Yang Xiaoqian was most afraid that the beauty would cry, so he immediately compromised, and directly blasted away with a burst of true anger, patted her on the shoulder and comforted.

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