Chapter 1418: Great Men
Sitting on the bus, the whole group of brothers began to make their way to the ranch where the dinner was targeted.
When I came to Hohhot today, it was already afternoon, and after a mission, the time was almost evening. According to the previous agreement between the program team and the members, the winning side can enjoy the whole sheep feast, so their destination is also a ranch in a certain place that is mainly tourism. There, there will not only be a delicious whole sheep feast waiting for them, but also a campsite for tonight.
Sitting on the bus, Li Zhien was naturally stunned with a sweet smile on his face, flipping through his mobile phone, holding beef jerky in his mouth, and humming a little song triumphantly. And Zhao Yongqi, who was sitting on the side, had a sad face, and sighed from time to time.
Without him, the golden hand of the goddess of Mumu stretched out before, the so-called "slave", the actual little ancestor, the goddess of Zhi'en, became the first slave of the Huns.
Looking at Li Zhien's smug appearance, and then looking at the circle of tooth marks on the back of his hand, Zhao Yongqi stretched out his hand, grabbed half of the beef jerky on the charming red lips, pulled it out directly, and stuffed it neatly into his mouth.
"Frog Oba!" his snacks were robbed, and his small body immediately jumped up, angrily glaring at the "robber" who had swallowed his stomach three or two times in front of him, and shouted loudly: "Why are you robbing me!"
Raising his hand and knocking on the little head, Zhao Yongqi, who obviously wanted to do something, said with the old god: "To be a slave is to be a little conscious of being a slave." The master didn't eat, what are you eating? Hurry up, little slave girl, pinch the uncle's shoulder. ”
"Even if people are slaves, they are also slaves of Mu Mu Oni!" Li Zhien, who was holding his little head and not giving Zhao Yongqi another chance to get off the phone, shouted angrily: "I won't pinch you, let you die of exhaustion, stinky Oba!"
Zhao Yongqi sighed helplessly, and smiled bitterly at Yang Mu, who was smiling and looking at the excitement: "Sister Mumu, look, what did I say before? Where is this slave, it is obvious that I am here to toss my little ancestor!"
"Haha......" Looking at Zhao Yongqi's bitter gourd face, the pit cargo group burst into laughter. Even Lee Ji-eun, who was robbed of snacks, seemed to have forgotten this arrow revenge, his beautiful big eyes were bent into crescents, and his face was full of happiness with a smile.
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After almost an hour's drive, everyone arrived at a campsite composed of hundreds of large and small tents. This kind of tourist destination, which is based on local characteristics, although it tries to maintain the habits of herders, is actually not a humble place to stay. In terms of accommodation alone, it is much more expensive than even a five-star hotel in some cities.
The whole convoy drove smoothly into the ranch area, and then stopped in the open space on one side, and the group of brothers naturally entered the largest tent in the middle under the guidance of the field officer.
As soon as I approached the tent, I could see in the distance that a whole sheep had been slaughtered on the central bonfire charcoal basin. The service staff dressed in Mongolian costumes are bowing down to greet everyone.
"It looks like there is a task before eating. After Deng Chao sat down first, he turned his eyes around, and found that each person had an independent table, centered on roasting whole sheep, and formed an arc from afar, and there were already many VJs in front of him setting up cameras.
Sure enough, after everyone had already sat down, Lu Hao, who was sitting on the ground, picked up his megaphone again, and the VJs had already turned on their cameras.
I saw Lu Hao pointing to the roasted whole sheep in the middle and said: "In the Han Dynasty, the fundamental purpose of the war between the Central Plains Dynasty and the nomads was to compete for living space and survival necessities. Among them, food is a vital material. In the previous round of confrontation, the Huns have already obtained the ownership of half of the roasted whole sheep, and the remaining half of the sheep needs to be fought over by both of you. The rules are simple, just a little game before the meal. As long as you send five representatives to each other, including slaves, you can also fight. If one person at a time attacks each other verbally, and if the other person hesitates for three seconds and does not say, 'That's a must,' then it's a failure. In the end, the side with the most wins gets the remaining half of the roasted whole lamb. ”
As soon as he heard Lu Hao's words, Deng Chao jumped up and shouted loudly: "Director Lu, this is too unfair." Look at the little orange with the title of 'God of Shameless' over there, and Xiao Qi with the title of 'God of Shameless', like us are all righteous men and gentlemen, how can they win. ”
"Hahaha......" The audience burst into laughter, and even the waiters covered their mouths and couldn't help laughing.
Cheng He looked at him, raised a middle finger and was about to fight back, when he suddenly saw that Zhao Yongqi beside him didn't react at all, he couldn't help but pat him on the shoulder strangely and said, "Xiao Qi, can you bear this?"
The old god Zhao Yongqi said: "Actually, I met a great man a few days ago. After listening to the great man's words, I decided not to do such a thing anymore. ”
"What did you say? Tell me about it?" a group of people suddenly became interested.
Touching his chin, Zhao Yongqi looked like a true immortal, and said slowly: "The great man said that you are arguing with a fool. You won, but you're just a fool in a bicker, and there's no sense of accomplishment. If the tiger loses in the snooze, it is that you don't even have a fool to win, it's really humiliating. So, just go for that fool. ”
"Hahaha......" Seeing Deng Chao standing there as if he was constipated, his face was full of grievances, and everyone couldn't help but laugh again.
"Hehe, Brother Qi, you're too bad!" Xiao Baozi giggled, constantly landing her beautiful eyes on the handsome man.
Cheng He, who laughed for a while, gave a thumbs up and said without hesitation: "High, really high! Who is that great man? Introduce you, Brother He, and listen to Jin Yu's good words." ”
"Brother He, you know that great man. Zhao Yongqi slowly raised his hand, then pointed to his nose, and said with a straight face: "The surname is Zhao Yongqi, the people in the rivers and lakes are called honest and reliable, people love flowers, flowers bloom, and a pear blossom presses the little Qi brother of the begonia!"
In the laughter that sounded again, Deng Chao shouted at Lu Hao unwillingly: "See, the shameless god is so powerful, how can we be an opponent?"
"Hahaha......" In the laughter of the audience, the language showdown before the meal is about to begin.
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The warriors of the Han army on the side of the Deng Dynasty had seen the power of the shameless god, and after discussing it left and right for a long time, it was decided to send Feifei, who "specializes in killing Xiao Qi", to fight.
Unexpectedly, the Huns seemed to have expected this hand, and the first to fight was the little slave girl who had just been snatched or the little ancestor Li Zhien. So, the big battle between a pair of girlfriends began.