Chapter 1095: It's All Waste (Two and One)
Vomit!
Tang Wei had a very disgusting dream, in which he kept vomiting, vomiting all the internal organs in his body, which was very terrifying!
"Director Tang, have you finally woken up, are you feeling better now?"
Tang Wei woke up and saw that his assistant was beside him, and he himself was lying on the floor.
"Uh, what just happened, why am I lying here...... Ah, by the way, what about Secretary Zhang? I think he seems to be in a meeting with me......"
Tang Wei rubbed his head, gradually began to recall something, and swooped up from the ground excitedly. looked around, but found that Secretary Zhang was not in the conference room.
"Secretary Zhang went to the studio alone, as if to see the strength of those players...... Ahh......h
Before the assistant finished speaking, Tang Wei secretly screamed in his heart, ran out of the door, and ran straight to the studio.
Tang Wei was worried that those contestants didn't know the identity of Secretary Zhang, and if they spoke politely and offended Secretary Zhang, it would be terrible. Tang Wei almost ran wildly, hoping not to make any more embarrassing things. Tang Wei was afraid that those boys didn't know the severity and talked nonsense.
"Which media are you a reporter for? You look very unprofessional, do you know?"
You're the stupidest journalist I've ever met, and asking such imbecile questions really makes me doubt your true intelligence!"
"Now we're going to record the show, and we don't have time to be interviewed by you! Wait a minute, we'll talk about it when we're done recording!"
……
Tang Wei's worst fear still happened, when he rushed to the studio, he saw Secretary Zhang surrounding Tang Wei, one of the top four players he had booked, Lu Qi, the kid who Longyun Entertainment was about to make his debut.
"Secretary Zhang, Secretary Zhang, why did you come first? Don't you wait for me? I'm really sorry, Lu Qi doesn't know your identity, I hope you don't mind!"
"Lu Qi, what are you doing here? This is Secretary Zhang, the leader of Radio and Television, hurry up and make amends to Secretary Zhang! You say that you are a young man now, how can you be so rude to speak? You have a bit of ability, and your ass is still up to the sky? Hurry up! Do you still want to continue recording programs?"
Tang Wei could feel that Secretary Zhang was about to erupt from afar, his face turned black, and he strode over in fright. first smiled at Secretary Zhang, and then shouted at Lu Qi.
"Huh? Zhang ...... Didn't he say it was a reporter?" Lu Qi was stunned by Tang Wei's drink!
This reporter, who was dressed like a migrant worker, was so old-fashioned that Lu Qi didn't want to look at the other party more often, but you told him that this was the leader of the radio and television broadcasting? Isn't this a cheat? Don't you pretend to be forced like this!
"Hmph! What if I'm a journalist? I still have to be treated differently? At a young age, I wear colored glasses to look at people. I haven't seen your ability yet, but your character is not very good! Of course, a really talented person has the qualifications to be arrogant. Director Tang, what do you think?"
Secretary Zhang sneered, looked Lu Qi up and down, and the look of dissatisfaction was written on his face.
"Ah, yes, Secretary Zhang, you have taught the right lesson, Lu Qi, this kid owes a lesson! Lu Qi! What are you still doing in a daze? Why don't you admit your mistake and apologize to Secretary Zhang? Or you can leave now, you don't have to record "The Strongest Brain King!"
At this time, Secretary Zhang just let out a fart, and Tang Wei would say 'so fragrant' after sucking it! Stretched out his hand and patted Lu Qi, who was stupid, and asked him to immediately apologize to Secretary Zhang for compensation.
"Secretary Zhang, I'm sorry...... I was wrong, I promise that there will be no more ...... next time" Lu Qi said almost crying, and he didn't dare to look at Secretary Zhang with his head down.
The company's debut path in the entertainment industry formulated for Lu Qi, and this time he participated in "The Strongest Brain King" is a tailor-made character for him, shaping him into a high-IQ youth idol. After the end of "The Strongest Brain King", Lu Qi has a certain popularity, and a series of publicity and packaging will be arranged, which is the legendary one-stop promotion. This kind of treatment is not something that every new artist can get, and Lu Qi cherishes it very much.
But then again, participating in "The Strongest Brain King" is also equivalent to testing the waters, and only after reaching the qualified line can there be the next one-stop promotion.
Lu Qi didn't expect to be so unlucky today, and met such a secretary Zhang who was dressed like a migrant worker, but he was miserable.
"Hmph! Forget it! Young people make mistakes sometimes, and I hope you will have a better memory in the future. Since I met you first, then I'll take you a formal test! The information says, Lu Qi, you yourself are good at memory and mathematical logic, right? Well, just now you said that this question is too simple, because you think you can't test your real level, right? Okay, I'll find you a difficult question! Just this question! This question is a question from the cultural exchange organization between the East and the West, Lu Qi, you make it as quickly as possible, and I want to see how you compare with those foreign people's brain masters. ”
Secretary Zhang didn't want to worry too much about this little thing, and since his identity was exposed, he didn't beat around the bush, and pulled out a printed exam question from his briefcase.
"Huh? now...... Now, now, I'm going to record it soon...... Can you wait for the recording to finish and do it?" Lu Qi was so anxious that his palms were in a cold sweat, he hadn't memorized the answer to this question, and when he saw the question, his head was big, how could he do it?
"Secretary Zhang, the recording is going to start, why don't you wait for a while and then test them? After a while, the four contestants will all arrive, how about taking the test together?" Tang Wei was also anxious, Lu Qi's kid was just a straw bag, and he had to memorize the answer for a long time. This gives him a new question, doesn't this immediately reveal the filling?
Hold on! Find a way to hold it off first! Let's see if we can get a copy of the answers to all the questions in Secretary Zhang's bag. Tang Wei was secretly anxious, thinking about how he didn't know that Secretary Zhang knew that among these players, except for Qi Feng, they were all packaged pit goods.
"It's just such a simple alien Sudoku problem, it won't take long to finish it, right? You can't delay Director Tang for two minutes? Huh?" Secretary Zhang looked at Lu Qi's stuttering appearance, and subconsciously felt that there was something wrong with it.
Secretary Zhang couldn't figure it out, did it take so long to do a Sudoku problem, and he had to wait for the recording to end? There was no need for this, Secretary Zhang, he didn't have time to wait for the video to end.
"Yes...... Be...... Secretary Zhang, you're right, then take the test now...... Luch, do it quickly, hurry up, show 100 percent of your strength. It's okay to be slower, but you have to guarantee me a correct rate. ”
Tang Wei saw that Secretary Zhang was unhappy again, and he nodded hurriedly. Secretary Zhang can't afford to offend, so he can only urge Lu Qi to do the question.
"I ...... I...... All right...... I do ......"
Seeing that Secretary Zhang was so insistent, Lu Qi couldn't shirk it if he wanted to, so he could only do it head-on.
Sudoku is, fortunately, I have been recording "The Strongest Brain King" these days, and I have seen a lot of related topics, and Sudoku rules are no stranger to Lu Qi. Isn't it just to fill in the numbers from 0 to 9? I don't believe how difficult it is for you, I'll do it slowly, I can't do it if I don't believe it......
With tears in his eyes, Lu Qi took the question, looking at the Sudoku problem on it that was several sets of numbers more than the one he had seen on the show, and it was indeed a brand new question. You can only pick up the pen and fill it in by feeling.
At first, it seemed simple, but the more I filled in, the more difficult it turned out to be beyond Luch's imagination. It didn't take long for him to feel a little deprived of oxygen in his brain, and these intricate numbers dazzled him, and he even felt that his stomach was churning and he wanted to vomit.
What kind of thing is this? No one can do such a difficult question, right? If he continues to do this, Lu Qi feels like he can't do it even tomorrow night.
Lu Qi quietly glanced up at Secretary Zhang, and when he saw Secretary Zhang's gloomy face, he looked at his watch from time to time, and his liver trembled in fright.
Ten minutes later, Secretary Zhang's face was completely black.
"This question is difficult? Hmph! Do you know how long it takes for foreign contestants to do this question? Two minutes and twenty seconds! Hear clearly, it's two minutes and twenty seconds! Director Tang, this is your contestant? At this level, what can you use to ensure that you will win in the international competition? What about the other contestants? Director Tang, you call a contestant who can do this question, I want to see a person who can solve this problem in two minutes!"
Secretary Zhang saw that Lu Qi's face was about to suffocate, just looking at the expression on his face, he still thought that he was constipated! What the hell, this gap is too big, Secretary Zhang felt that he had gone up by himself, and he had solved this problem within ten minutes.
"I'm sorry to disappoint you, Secretary Zhang! Lu Qi is not usually like this, maybe he sees Secretary Zhang, you are nervous! Secretary Zhang, wait a minute, I will call a stronger player to ...... immediately"
"Where is Qi Feng, where is Qi Feng? Call him over!"
Tang Wei wiped a cold sweat and glared at Lu Qi angrily, this uncompetitive guy, Tang Wei couldn't help him this time. Now the only thing that can make Secretary Zhang change his mind is to find Qi Feng's kid, among the top four players prepared by Tang Wei, Qi Feng is the only one who has real materials.
Under Secretary Zhang's terrible eyes, Tang Wei turned into a flexible fat man, jumping up and down in the studio, looking for Qi Feng everywhere.
"Director Tang, Qi Feng, he just said that he encountered a traffic jam on the road, and it will take half an hour to arrive. ”
The tragedy of the result is that he was told by a contestant that Qi Feng is still on his way to the TV station!
Ahh
Tang Wei was about to spurt out a mouthful of old blood, how could it be that at such a critical moment, this Qi Feng actually dropped the chain for him? Isn't this something going on? Who is going to go? Who is going to deal with this secretary?
"Guan Ming, what are you doing? What kind of mess are you adding? Lying on the grass!"
Tang Wei couldn't find Qi Feng, he was as anxious as an ant in a hot pot, but when he looked back, Secretary Zhang now had two more figures. At first glance, the two are actually Guan Ming and Jiang Lingling, these two are also Lu Qi, who are newly debuted artists recommended by sponsors and brokerage companies through the back door.
Now Tang Wei really regrets it, regrets why he was obsessed with his mind in the first place, and promised to hold these three pigs at one time in the show "The Strongest Brain King". It seems that this time it is really over, and he must have a showdown with Secretary Zhang.
"You are Guan Ming, Jiang Lingling, a genius who only spent a year studying all the courses in her major in college, and a genius girl who has not attended a day of school, but was admitted to the Massachusetts Institute of Technology? You are just in time, see which of you can solve this problem first?"
Secretary Zhang took the Sudoku question that Lu Qi hadn't done until now, and brought it to these two contestants. Looking at the files of the two of them, introducing them is very awesome, and Secretary Zhang has also seen their performance in the first few issues of "The Strongest Brain King", but they are very powerful, and solving those complex problems is as easy as drinking boiling water.
Before coming, Secretary Zhang was very optimistic about the two of them. But after seeing Lu Qi, Secretary Zhang's heart had sunk to the bottom of the sea, but he still had a little hope.
"Ahh......h
"I ...... I'm just passing by, this kind of Sudoku question, I'm not really good at it......"
The two genius boys and girls have just put on makeup, and they are thinking of discussing with Director Tang to see if they can add a little talent show to them and increase their chances of appearing. When I walked over, I saw Lu Qi and he was there looking down and thinking about it, and he looked at the pain of constipation, and his hair was about to be scratched off. If you are curious, you will go over and take a look, and by the way, you will laugh at two sentences, pretending to be forced or something. Who would have thought that this was a bottomless pit, and he was caught by Secretary Zhang to do the question.
"Not good at Sudoku? The information says, Guan Ming, you are good at spatial ability, I have another maze problem here, you can solve it for me as quickly as possible. Jiang Lingling, you're good at memorization, right? I have a version of numbers here, see how many ...... you can remember in thirty seconds."
Seeing the two geniuses so flustered, and they were shirking, Secretary Zhang's face sank instantly.
"What's the matter with you two? Secretary Zhang told you to do it, so you should do it quickly! What are you watching me do?"
When he felt that Jiang Lingling and Guan Ming were both looking at him, and then Secretary Zhang also looked at him, Tang Wei suddenly felt a lot of pressure.
“……”
Jiang Lingling and Guan Ming smiled bitterly, and had no choice but to continue to do it.
The result was already predictable, and it was the same as the previous Lu Qi, who looked constipated and dumbfounded at the topic in front of him!
"Bastard! Tang Wei! Can you explain what's going on? The top four of your "The Strongest Brain King" are such the top four? What you see on TV, shouldn't they all be acted? Are we all fools when the audience is stupid? Hmph! This kind of show of yours is simply misleading the audience, and it is necessary to review it well!" Seeing this, Secretary Zhang finally knew. These so-called geniuses are all faked and cheated, which makes him happy in vain.
Secretary Zhang is very angry, and the consequences will be serious!
"Secretary Zhang, you listen to me and explain that I didn't mean to lie to you. After all, this is a variety show, isn't it all filmed like this? We also have a contestant Qi Feng, he is definitely powerful, and he will definitely be able to do this kind of question. Secretary Zhang, wait a minute......" Tang Wei's back was full of cold sweat nervously, Secretary Zhang retried his show, and it would really be retried, so that his show would be suspended.
"Hehe! Director Tang, I'm afraid you have a deep misunderstanding of variety shows, right? Are you sure? Director Luo's "Super God Brain" is also like you, just find a few scrap materials, fake geniuses, and cheat to deceive the audience? If I'm not mistaken, the Qi Feng you mentioned seems to have been dug up by you from "Super God Brain", right? Tang Wei, you disappointed me! It seems that I still go to Jianghu TV Station and find Director Luo to cooperate with him!"
Secretary Zhang was really angry this time, he really didn't expect Tang Wei to be so bottomless. Where did the cheating come from in the international competition? Just these few waste materials, when they go to the competition, their true form will be revealed, and they will really lose the face of the Chinese people.