Chapter 1060 The Prop Killer is back!
When Xu Duan and Lin Yinger arrived at the Hengdian crew, it was already time for dinner in the evening.
After arriving, they went to the crew of Wulin Gaiden first.
At this time, the crew was filming a scene of Li Dazui practicing the dragon palm, and I saw that Lu Xiucai, played by Liu Mo, was secretly observing Li Dazui, and Li Dazui's actor was a candidate named Li Chao when the love apartment was recruiting actorsγ
At this time, I saw Lu Xiucai, played by Liu Mo, holding his hand and observing Li Dazui beside him.
"What are you looking at?" Li Dazui looked at Lu Xiucai with a puzzled expression.
"Big mouth, the strength of your hands is not small!" Lu Xiucai said.
"What's this, I'm telling you, I'm going to be serious, I can turn this towel into a rag. Li said disdainfully.
"Is there a difference?" Lu Xu leaned over and asked.
"The towel is neat, and the rag is broken!" Li said with a big mouth.
"Oh. β
"Don't believe it, do you?" Li Dazui looked left and right, his eyes aimed at the wall on the side and said, "Just this wall, I will collapse with one palm!"
"Don't don't, don't, who cares about it if it collapses!" Lu Xiucai hurriedly stopped.
"Even this kang is about to collapse!"
"Don't compare, where are you sleeping if you collapse?"
"This table!" Li Dazui said, and he raised his hand to slap it on the table.
"Don't, what kind of writing will I take if I collapse!" Lu Xiucai stopped again.
"That, that, this door, this cabinet, this window. β
"That's all useful!"
"Then what are you asking me to shoot?" asked Li Dazui.
"Do you have to shoot tonight?"
"I have to shoot, I'm breaking out, otherwise what would I do?"
"Sit, sit. Lu Xiucai pulled Li Dazui and sat down.
Lu Xiucai thought for a while and said to Li, "Wash and sleep, ah." So saying, he went back to his bed.
"Hey, no, what do you mean? You're not afraid that I'll be in a daze and I'll hurt you with one palm? If my iron palm hits you, it will be okay to hit you with a crooked nose and eyes, and your head will be broken and the blood will flow, in case you are beaten to a half-body incontinence, who will serve you?
"Is it that serious?"
"Hey, you still don't believe it! Don't you see this pillar? I'm going to collapse this palm!" Li Dazui suddenly said when he heard this, and raised his hand and shouted: "Ah!"
Li shouted loudly, but he didn't shoot it, because he didn't hear Li Xiucai's obstruction, so he looked back at Li Xiucai with a puzzled look and said, "Why don't you stop me?"
"I'm afraid you'll hurt me. Lu Xiucai half-lay on the bed and said with one hand on his head.
"It's okay, just stay away from me. Li said with a big mouth.
"I'm far away from you. Lu Xiucai said.
Li Dazui walked away with a little sneering appearance when he heard this: "Xiucai, who wants to bully you in the future, tell me, when the time comes, I will slap him to death!" said and went back to his bed, lifted the quilt, and went into the quilt.
β@#οΏ₯@#%@#%@#%@#%γ Lu Xiucai muttered that he didn't know what to do.
"What are you talking about?" Li Dazui suddenly raised his head when he heard this.
"Good night, hero. Lu Xiucai said, as he spoke, Lu Xiucai made the bed, unfolded the futon and lay down.
"Card!" Li Yuan looked at the machine, barely a shot of NG to the end.
"Ouch has finally passed, this one has been filmed for a long time!" Liu Mo said with a long sigh of relief.
"Good shot. Xu Duan looked at the back for a long time.
"That's, I don't look at who directed..."Li Yuan said casually when he heard this, and as he was talking, he suddenly turned around excitedly, and when he saw Xu Duan, he suddenly shouted loudly: "Props, hurry up and hide all the props that can be eaten, Xu Duan and Lin Ying'er are back, quickly hide all the props!"
"What? The Prop Killer is back?! I'm going, hide it! Hide all the props you can eat!" someone screamed and began to hide the props in their ears.
"The Prop Killer is back!"
"Hurry up, the prop killer is back!"
"Hurry up, hurry up, the prop killer is back!"
When the props team saw Xu Duan and Lin Yinger appearing in the crew, they suddenly jumped with a stack of chickens and dogs, and the whole crew was in a mess, looking like they had seen the bad guys.
The one who showed Xu Duan was speechless, and said in his heart, "You can't do it, don't you just order food? You are still hiding in Tibet with your buddies, and if your buddies want to move the west, you are hiding no matter how deep you are, can you hide it?" and said: "I'll go, you guys are thieves? β
"Do you think you're not?" Li Yuan said angrily, and said to the props: "I have hidden all the things, and I will settle accounts with you when they turn them out!"
"I'm going to take us as thieves. Lin Ying'er muttered.
"Hmph, dare to do this to the two of us, look at how I teach them to be human today. Xu Xuan said breathlessly.
"It must be, this is a serious contempt for our majesty. Lin Ying'er said, no, dare to be so faceless in front of the two of them, this seriously despises the majesty of the de-de-deserving duo, how can this work? If you don't teach them how to behave well, how will the de-deed duo mix in the future? Who else knows their majesty? You have to teach them a good lesson.
"Otherwise, I think we're decorations, hum!" Xu Duan looked very angry.
"No, this is just too much of a disregard for the two of us. Lin Ying'er nodded.
Night.
"Hey, where did the braised chicken thighs I bought?" said a prop teacher.
"I don't know, aren't you hiding?"
"It's hidden, but it's suddenly gone, didn't you just see anyone come in?" said the props teacher.
"Nope. The others shook their heads.
"I'll go, I'll go out and smoke a cigarette, won't I be harmed by the prop killer again?" said the prop teacher.
"No, it can't be so scary for a while, can it?"
While a few people were talking, they heard someone come in and ask, "Hey, what did you see the fish, shrimp, and sweet potatoes I prepared?"
"No, I don't. β
"Where did you put it?"
"It's in the kitchen. β
"I'll go, how can you keep it if you're so conspicuous! Don't you know that the prop killer is back?"
"I know, so I put it in the bucket!" "After all, the kitchen where filming is not a real kitchen, all the props are prepared, and it is not a chef's scene, the kitchen can't be specially used for filming and stir-frying, so he put the props in the kitchen.
"Are the fish and shrimp you bought alive?"
"No, I've wrapped it in a bucket!"
"Then why did you lose it?"
"Could it be a prop killer?" someone suspected.
"Let's go, let's go!"
"Let's go and see if it's the two of them who have caused the scourge again!" said the crowd.
As they spoke, several people rushed to the residence of the actors in the crew.
At this time, I saw Xu Duan and Lin Yinger being with the hospitality.
"Come on, come on, everyone eat, you're welcome, you're welcome, they're all home-cooked snacks, not worth much. Xu asserted.
"Yes, let's try it, why are you so polite. Lin Yinger was also enthusiastic.
At this time, Li Yuan squatted on the side with a sad face and looked at Xu Duan and Lin Ying'er.
"What's polite, Liu Mo, come and taste, this shrimp is really good. Xu asserted.
"Li Chao, this dried sweet potato is really sweet, come and taste it, I guarantee you haven't eaten it. Lin Yinger said.
"Xu Duanying'er, can you leave some way for our props teacher to live?" Li Yuan said with a sad face, he really couldn't understand, he let people hide so deeply, why did these two goods go out casually and go around and find out everything, is this Nima a special product for the pit props teacher? This is too pit!
"What are you talking about, why didn't we leave them a way out? Didn't I leave them two eggs?" Xu Xuanyan suddenly looked dissatisfied when he heard this.
"I also left them a big chicken leg, how kind we are!" Lin Ying'er said with interest while pinching the dried sweet potato and eating.
A few came to see if the props were harmed by Xu Duan and Lin Yinger, and the props teacher arrived just when he heard the words of the two, so he almost died in front of the two of them, I'm Nima, we all hid so deeply, but Nima didn't hide it at all, and the props were still Nima who was harmed by these two immoral things!
"Ouch, props teacher, are you here? Come and taste this dried sweet potato, it's really good, it's very sweet!" Xu Duan greeted a few prop teachers with a fiery appearance.
"Yes, yes, come and try it, and this small dish is very delicious!" Lin Yinger also said enthusiastically.
"You're too dark, aren't you?
"Who said that, didn't I leave you a big chicken leg and two eggs?" Xu Xuan said with dissatisfaction when he heard this.
"But no, how determined we are to leave you behind, and slander us like this, are you suitable?" Lin Ying'er was also dissatisfied.
We still have to thank you for co-authoring, what's the matter? A few props teachers want to cry without tears when they hear the words, I'm Nima, the props are all for you, and Nima is over the same as if he left us a lot of good things, don't you take you so lacking in virtue? Who Nima has seen a crew so pit props in these years? What's the matter with this Nima pit props? Believe it or not, Nima will all resign tomorrow?
"Yo, are you two cheating on other props teachers again?" Xu Li, who was temporarily directing for Xu Duan during Xu Duan's absence, also came back from the Love Apartment, and when she saw the sad and angry appearance of the props teacher and Li Yuan, she immediately understood what was going on, and said with a sympathetic look.
"Do you still need to ask, it must have harmed other people's props again, otherwise can the props teacher be so sad and angry?" Tang Xiaoyu said.
"If you don't have evidence, don't spread rumors, okay? Even if we are friends, we can't say that, otherwise be careful that I will sue you for slander!" Xu said suddenly.
"It's just that even if a friend slanders us like this, we can't do it. Lin Ying'er also said with a puffed out.
"Come on, just the two of you, each of you lacks virtue!" Xu Li said.
"You are slandering, spreading rumors, what a good person we are, slandering us like this, hum, we still treat you as good friends!" Xu Xuan said angrily as he stuffed a handful of shrimp into his mouth.
"That's it, we are so honest and kind, you actually slander us!" Lin Ying'er also looked dissatisfied: "Do you have such good friends?"
"Xu Xuan, you wait for me, this matter is not over!" Li Yuan's angry appearance was obviously annoyed by these two goods.
"Hey, I'm waiting for you to do something with us? I'm optimistic that your props are serious, hum, and you dare to provoke without anything, and don't look at who we are!" Xu Duan didn't pretend to be innocent anymore, and said with a look of disdain when he heard the words.
"Well, if they hadn't provoked me, I wouldn't have been interested in getting so many props today. "Lin Ying'er doesn't pretend to be innocent anymore, she looks like it's all your fault.
"Let's see!" Li Yuan led the people away angrily.
"You can also leave some way for the prop teacher to live. Xu Li said.
"But let's say, the props teacher has never seen you like this after so many crews, and all the props prepared by others have been ruined as soon as you go down, it's too dark. Tang Xiaoyu also said.
"This experience is estimated to be unforgettable for the props teacher. Xu Haoming said.
"Who said it wasn't, I've never seen a crew dedicated to scourge props, it's too rare, and even a well-informed props teacher has never seen anything like this. Chen Jian said.
"Don't say I've seen it, I've never heard of it, it's really an eye-opener!" Li Chao said.
"What is this? You haven't seen a lot, hmph! I think the two of us were known as a nightmare existence back then!" Xu Duan looked proud.
"Isn't it a bad guy terminator, when did it become a nightmare?" Lin Ying'er said.
"Bad guy terminators are nightmares. Xu asserted.
"That's right. Lin Yinger said.
"We don't know if you're a bad guy terminator, but you two are certainly not good guys anyway. Xu Li sighed.
"Definitely not a good person, there is a sentence on the Internet that is absolutely right, you two just lack great virtue!" Tang Xiaoyu said.
"What is the lack of great virtue, this is definitely a natural lack of virtue!" Chen Jian said.
"Nonsense, how upright we are, aren't we Ying'er?" Xu Xuan was immediately dissatisfied when he heard this.
"That is, we are very upright, do you believe that we sue you for slander like this?" Lin Ying'er also said dissatisfied.
"Forget it, you still use slander for your behavior, I've never seen you cheat like this!" Xu Li said.
"It's so cheating daddy without limits, I'm about to pit the props teacher and cry!" Tang Xiaoyu said: "Double props are not enough for your scourge, who has ever seen this!"
"Don't say I've seen it, I've never heard of it, it's just a lack of virtue and no limit!" Li Chao said.
"Ouch fat potato, you still dare to be arrogant, believe it or not, I'll make you into mashed potatoes in minutes?" Xu Duan heard that the big guys were talking about their lack of morality, and he was furious, you fat potato, buddy, you can't help Xu Li, you can't help you as a buddy?
(End of chapter)