The forest is located in a valley

The vast woods are silent, and the occasional bird or two chirps and coo, making the mountain forest even more secluded.

Crackling!!

As the three of them climbed the tree, the sound of beating pine nuts sounded in the woods, and under the beating of bamboo poles, the pine towers kept falling.

This mountain forest is almost all pine trees, and there are many pine towers on the treetops of the pine trees, and the three of them beat one after another, and when they are tired, they collect pine towers under the trees and earn the pine towers into a bag.

As soon as Zhang Feng got off the tree and drank a sip of water, he heard Uncle Er Niu exclaim, "Ouch!"

"What's wrong?" Zhang Feng hurriedly looked at Uncle Erniu, who was climbing the tree, and was worried that he would fall from the tree.

", my pants ............" Uncle Er Niu covered his crotch with a bitter face,

"Haha, Uncle Erniu, did you hurt the chicken??" At this moment, Zhang Yi from another tree asked gloatingly.

"Get out, you kid don't gloat over there, it's better to worry about yourself first. Uncle Er Niu glared at Zhang Yi hatefully.

Click!

Zhang Feng took out his mobile phone and quickly captured Uncle Erniu's embarrassed appearance, and then said with a playful smile: "Uncle Erniu, what are you doing with your crotch? Why do you want to go to Wudang Mountain to join the Wudang faction?"

", warn you kid not to send out my picture, what if someone else sees such a big baby as me and commits suicide in shame?"

Hearing Zhang Feng's words, Uncle Er Niu no longer covered his lower body, and showed it generously, there are no outsiders here in Fangzheng, and he still has underwear in it, even if he is seen, he is not afraid of anything.

"Haha, just your thing, who would be envious!" Zhang Feng smiled and smiled disapprovingly, but the movements in his hands were not slow at all, and he immediately sent the photo of Uncle Erniu's torn crotch to the > in the villageSo the villagers were immediately happy, and replied one by one below.

"Yo, it's still red, this year is Uncle Erniu's natal year?"

"The natal year of the wool, he is twenty-eight today, okay, I guess I bought the underwear when he was twenty-four years old, and I have been wearing it until now!"

"I'll go, how poor is Uncle Erniu, and he can actually wear a pair of underwear for four years??" followed by a shocked expression.

"Uncle Erniu, why don't we each donate a dime and buy you a new one??"

Uncle Er Niu took out his mobile phone, and after seeing everyone's messages, he was immediately furious, and immediately went crazy in the group:

"! You guys have nothing to do when you're full all day? What are you doing discussing Lao Tzu's underwear? What about the group leader? Come out, quickly ban these guys, and send pictures to the small black room for three months. ”

"Hehe, the group leader is Uncle Ben, what's the matter??Do you still want me to ban myself from speaking??" Seeing Uncle Erniu's words, Zhang Feng was immediately happy, glanced at him, and immediately replied in the group.

"you, madman, you're actually the leader of the group, I'll fight with you!" said Uncle Erniu, who suddenly burst out, gritted his teeth and threw himself at Zhang Feng.

So the two of them rolled on the ground covered with pine needles, and suddenly there were a series of miserable cries in the mountain forest.

Zhang Yi became a melon eater on the tree, and then sat directly on the branch, happily watching the two guys playing on the ground, it would be better if there was a handful of melon seeds at this time.

"Fuck, Uncle Erniu, you do this trick again, be careful that I blow up your chick!" was attacked by Uncle Erniu's obscenity, Zhang Feng covered his lower body and threatened.

"Hehe, yours is really small, why are you still the same as when you were a child, still a caterpillar??" Uncle Erniu, who succeeded in the sneak attack, said with a lewd smile.

"Yours is a caterpillar, your whole family is a caterpillar!" Zhang Feng angrily replied.

The two were tired and out of breath after fighting for a long time, so they sat on the ground and glared at each other.

"Brother, Uncle Erniu, when are you two going to play, hurry up and start work, let's find some time to go home after the fight!" At this moment, Zhang Yi climbed down from the tree.

Hearing Zhang Yi's words, the two patted their buttocks and sat up.

Zhang Feng thought about it and felt that what his cousin said made sense, this deep mountain and old forest, if he didn't go back earlier, he would still be a little unsure, so he said to the two:

"You two are so slow, if you don't make pine nuts, you will leave the work to me, and you two will be responsible for picking up them on the ground??"

"Can you do it alone??" Uncle Er Niu asked with some suspicion.

"Fart, can a man say no, look at me!" said Zhang Feng leaned the bamboo pole against the tree and jumped onto the tree in a few jumps.

Seeing this scene, Zhang Yi and Uncle Er Niu were horrified, snoring animals! There is still such a ability, this is simply the same as the light skill in martial arts, a jump is a few meters high, it is really terrifying.

"you, madman, are you a human or a ghost?"

", is Lao Tzu a human being?" Hearing Uncle Erniu's words, Zhang Feng's face was suddenly full of black lines.

"I know, you kid must have encountered some adventure and obtained a martial arts cheat, right?" Uncle Er Niu suddenly realized.

Zhang Feng sighed, covered his face, and was reluctant to talk to this guy, feeling that his IQ was a little lowered.

", what kind of expression do you have, if you don't make it clear, Lao Tzu will poke you down with a bamboo pole??" Uncle Er Niu saw Zhang Feng's disdainful eyes, and immediately exploded.

"Come on, Uncle Erniu, if there were martial arts secrets, would the world still be so peaceful?" Zhang Feng was very speechless.

"Then why are you so powerful?" Uncle Er Niu continued to ask.

However, Zhang Yi on the side had some guesses, because he was also practicing gymnastics, although he was not as light as a swallow as his eldest brother, but his physical fitness had indeed improved a lot.

"Have you heard of parkour?" Zhang Feng said with a smile.

"Parkour?parkour can do it to your level??"

Of course, Uncle Niu, the second uncle of parkour, has heard of it, and it was still very popular before, but parkour doesn't seem to be so coquettish, right?

"Of course, ordinary people will definitely not be able to do what I do, and only with such good physical fitness can I make such difficult movements!"

Hearing Zhang Feng's words, although Uncle Er Niu was still a little skeptical, he didn't ask again, he couldn't really think that he had obtained the secret book of martial arts, right?

After chatting with Uncle Erniu for a while, Zhang Feng began to work.

Holding a bamboo pole, he slapped the pine towers on the trees, because of Zhang Feng's strength, he could knock one off with one pole, and he would not stop until there were only a few pine towers left on each tree.

Because the rest are all for the little squirrels to leave a mouth, the net is open, the circle is missing one, everything can not be done! This is the eternal lesson left by the mountain people.