[0889] is really not a character of the Tao
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The snake spirit girl suddenly asked the bearded man, "Husband, are you afraid?"
The bearded man nodded involuntarily, "I'm afraid...... No, don't be afraid, wife."
The snake spirit girl suddenly shouted, "Husband, I didn't say what I said just now. ”
Both of them subconsciously looked at Hao Jun hanging upside down from the ceiling.
Hao Jun learned the bearded man's accent, but said gloomily: "It turns out that you can all speak, and I thought you were dumb." ”
The distance was so close, and it was facing each other directly, the bearded man saw Hao Jun's face clearly, and shouted: "It turned out to be you!"
Hao Jun's feet loosened and fell to the ground.
The bearded man was so frightened that he quickly stood up.
Hao Jun's eyes widened, "Who told you to stand up?"
The bearded man hurriedly sat down on the ground.
Hao Jun felt a little more comfortable at this time, this guy was too tall, it was too stressful to look up at him, and it was more comfortable to look at him condescendingly like this.
Hao Jun regained his eerie voice like cutting bones, "Which one do you know?"
The bearded man shuddered and was stunned, "Which one?
Hao Jun changed to the voice of the snake spirit girl, "Just like my voice, there are many kinds of my images, and now it is only one of them. ”
The bearded man hurriedly explained, "I don't know who you are, I just remember...... I've seen your current image, it's in a food stall."
Hao Jun interrupted him, "You can see me just now, and I must also be a figure on the Dao, how can you only know me as an image? You won't believe this kind of thing yourself, right? Are you looking down on the ability of our Night Twelve Monarchs? What about your panicked appearance just now...... Oh, you guys seemed so calm just now, you didn't even bother to pretend to be scared, maybe I should call for backup?"
The bearded man's pupils shrank, and his face was like earth, "Big guy! You misunderstood! We were really misunderstood! We weren't very calm just now, we were really scared by you! We are just ordinary citizens, we don't know why we can see you, shouldn't we see you?"
Without waiting for Hao Jun to answer, he hurriedly looked at the snake spirit girl, "You must have seen it just now, right?"
The snake spirit girl really wants to tear his mouth apart, what is the old lady doing at this time?
Without waiting for the snake spirit girl to answer, the bearded man had already turned his head to face Hao Jun, and first put on a tall hat for Hao Jun, "I have heard that you Night Twelve Monarchs, although you are ruthless, you never kill innocents indiscriminately, and you are definitely one of the best in the industry in the entire island country." Look at her snarky little woman, where does she look like a Taoist character? But she saw you just now. So, it's not that we have anything."
The snake spirit girl was not happy, and stood up with a snort, "You say that I am a snarky little woman?
The bearded man smiled bitterly at Hao Jun and said: "Big guy, you see, she is so ignorant of current affairs, she is really not a character on the Tao, I am so submissive, and I am not worthy of mixing in the Tao, so it is really not that we have any special ability to see you, it should be just an accident, right? We are just ordinary citizens, it is impossible to pose any threat to the big guys, you never kill innocents indiscriminately, and you hope to raise your noble hand and let us go. ”
The bearded man deliberately repeated "never kill innocents indiscriminately", not only to remind Hao Jun again, but also to remind the snake spirit girl to stop talking nonsense and avoid being killed.
Only then did the snake spirit girl react, flinched and took two steps back, and sat down with the bearded man, as if she could give herself courage.
Hao Jun looked at his squirming palms and pretended to be in deep thought, "No, when I go to other people's houses at random, no one should be able to see me, for so many years, I have never made a mistake, why is there an exception today?"
When Hao Jun said "random", he deliberately dragged the tone, although it was not obvious, but it was enough for the bearded man who listened carefully to think that he was keen to catch it.
Sure enough, the bearded man subconsciously asked: "Big guy, it turns out that you didn't come to us on purpose?"
Hao Jun glanced at him, "Who are you, and are you worthy of me coming to the door in person?"
The bearded man breathed a sigh of relief, just guessing that he wanted to kill his mouth for the food stall, and hurriedly pointed to the melon on the coffee table and said, "Big guy, I still have cold food in the refrigerator, do you want to eat some?"
Hao Jun pointed to the night outside the room, "What season is this?
Hao Jun ignored the embarrassment on the bearded man's face, looked at the broken flower pot on the ground and said, "It seems that your neighborhood relationship is not very good, such a big movement, there is no one to ask." ”
The bearded man hurriedly explained: "The two houses in the back are all old people, not that they are behind their ears, but they have both participated in a tour group for the elderly, and there is no one at home." ”
In fact, Hao Jun noticed it the last time he followed them, and there was no light in the house behind, and this time it was the same. But for the sake of prudence, I asked and got a definite answer, and I was more down-to-earth in my heart, and I was not afraid of too much movement when I pretended to be forced.
But the bearded man's expression became nervous, he felt that he had just said the wrong thing, how could he seem to imply to the other party: No matter how big the commotion here is, no one will pay attention to it! Isn't it very dangerous for him?
However, he found that Hao Jun ignored him, and seemed to be talking to himself: "In the villa where I kicked down Bogujia last month, did the two old things really not see me? ”
As soon as the words fell, he walked to the door of the living room, but he didn't open the door, and when he was two or three meters away from the security door, he only heard a "whoosh"!
The whole door seemed to be slammed out by his momentum and collapsed in the courtyard.
Hao Jun listened to it by the way when he walked into the courtyard, but there was no reaction from outside the courtyard, so he twisted his body and flipped out of the courtyard wall. He found his shoes and socks and put them in his hands, and under the cover of the night, a few ups and downs were a hundred meters away. He hid in the shadow of the tree, which turned off the gecko physique and put on shoes and socks.
When he walked towards the door just now, he secretly opened the bronze arm, and the subsequent space-time wave "Hao Jun" was equivalent to having a bronze arm, a civilian security door, of course, it was easily knocked away.
The bearded man's temperament is very different from that of the black-faced man, and he has a little enthusiasm to be a good citizen in his bones, so Hao Jun feels that he can't scare him like he scares the black-faced man, maybe it will backfire. It's better to first vaguely explain that he has a special identity, and then reveal some superpowers to make him feel fear from the heart.
Of course, these are not enough, and they need to be "reminded" explicitly.
When Hao Jun was at their house just now, he searched with a two-way wave solver and found that their Bluetooth home audio was in standby, so he linked it and stored the Bluetooth pairing information, and it was time to "remind" them clearly.
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